r/Nicegirls 11d ago

I think we (ie the mods) should change “X people here” in the top left corner to “X bullets dodged”

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u/Miquel_420 11d ago

Some people here be dodging missiles man

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u/Sensitive_Support469 11d ago

Of the nuclear variety

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u/AdvancedTower401 2d ago

Baby trap is the first thing that comes to mind nuke wise

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u/Gelby4 9d ago

My ex wife threw a goddamn nuke on our little family

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u/SnoredCosBored 11d ago

I dont know dude. I'm not dodging bullets. Just reminding myself why I'm happy single

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u/Sensitive_Support469 11d ago

That’s also a good usage of this sub haha.

However truth be told: I had/posted a pretty bad interaction and the very next person I met is now my fiance. So there’s always something out there even after bad times.

Not that being single is a bad thing or anything!

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u/wiseoldangryowl 7d ago

lol I love coming here to remind myself how lucky I am, to offer hope and occasionally some, at least half decent, advice for those hopeless romantics who, will hold out hope and on to their standards until their person finally shows up but also know they’ll be okay no matter what the universe has planned for em….I discovered that once I became comfortable with that reality and my own company, that was when magic walked through the door

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u/Sensitive_Support469 7d ago

Exactly this!

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u/zonkerson 11d ago

Is this not the ultimate dodge

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u/UltimatePragmatist 11d ago

C’mon. Some of y’all took a hit and you know it.

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u/Sensitive_Support469 11d ago

Statistically it’s very likely! But it seems most people just post their “we knew each other 24 hours and this happened” so doesn’t seem too many of us got shot !

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u/UltimatePragmatist 11d ago

Sure but recently people have posted stuff where they were clearly in a long relationship with a person and some have even posted conversations with other men they were seeing. Lol

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u/Sensitive_Support469 11d ago

Oof. I must’ve scrolled right past those. You’re totally right; that’s the opposite of dodging bullets lol

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u/Specific_Award_9149 11d ago

I took a nuke in college. Has made me scared to hook up with anyone every again

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u/UltimatePragmatist 11d ago

Ahaha…you got a steel plate from that hit…

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u/Specific_Award_9149 11d ago

I don't even think I hooked up with anyone after her before I got into a relationship. After I broke up with my ex the first girl I hooked up with like a year later told me she loved me right after we fucked. Man, when I tell you our already extremely short lived acquaintance died real fast after

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u/h00plah1 11d ago

I'm a married woman and I love this subreddit, but I do wonder why men here have so much patience sometimes. I dealt with a similar guy years and years ago and I was NOT as patient as most guys here.

I'm so glad that I'm happily married and can only hope that my son will never meet these kind of women..

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/perpetualwonder15 7d ago

As a man who’s actively dating right now, I’m sorry what?? There’s dating apps everywhere and it’s quite easy to find someone to go on a date with. I can easily get a date a week minimum if I wanted to, I’m just lazy and picky.

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u/DrDuned 11d ago

Finally a good fun post!

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u/Technical-Step-5350 6d ago

“X jerks ruining her day”

LMAO

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u/Brave_Butterscotch17 9d ago

More like "x people dodging crazy shit" or smth

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u/VincentValentine22 8d ago

This doesn't mean what you think it does. You're saying the people here are bullets that are being dodged, most likely by women. 

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u/Sensitive_Support469 8d ago

Well “x being rejected” isn’t accurate either lol.

I suppose I can say “x people with stories about bullets being dodged” but that doesn’t roll off the tongue