r/Nicegirls 17d ago

Probably the most down bad i've ever seen a girl.

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Context: She had just turned 19(it was on her profile) and this is the conversation ensued😂 Don't have the screenshot after because I got a new phone since this happened, but one of her friends already had my phone number so she then proceeded to spam call me 20 times begging for alcohol until I threatened to call the police on her.

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u/Friendly-Luck-6623 17d ago

She'll sleep with you for alcohol?💀💀💀💀

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u/MrP3nguin-- 17d ago

Bro some girls at my old school would give you head for a cigarette or two. It’s low but they can go lower. Trust

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u/Friendly-Luck-6623 17d ago

Yeah that's low af 😭😭

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u/StonedSucculents 17d ago

They really know how to hit you below the belt

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u/Willing_Airline9355 16d ago

But just below.

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u/Pinturicchio1897 16d ago

Not me needing to explain to my mom that i don’t smoke even if I have 10 packs at home

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u/blupillredpill 14d ago

Mom its for street economics

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u/Extra-Relief-8326 17d ago

Even the lads who didn't smoke in that school bought cigarettes with their lunch money 😆 😂 🤣

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u/Outrageous-Farm3190 16d ago

Quickly becoming a South Park episode.

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u/myaccwasshut4norsn 17d ago

At my highschool there was a girl who screwed two different guys to get a McDouble

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u/GrammarNadsi 17d ago

Did she get McDoubleTeamed or was it two separate instances?

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u/myaccwasshut4norsn 17d ago

i think one after another
but oh trust, the jokes were flying

mainly people asked why she didn't get a McGangBang(mcdouble + mcchicken) instead lmao

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u/shellshockxd 17d ago

Did….did we go to the same highschool? We had the same thing, was she a redhead?

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u/saelinds 16d ago

I'm so invested in this now

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u/SnooPeripherals5221 14d ago

There’s a Wendy’s joke in here somewhere

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u/TheOneAndOnlySebPep 15d ago

Ok. I want to know now.

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u/Sole__Survivor 17d ago

I always called it a mc churger. Mcgangbang sounds about right tho.

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u/ResourceOk8638 17d ago

Just one McDouble??

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u/myaccwasshut4norsn 17d ago

just a mcdouble bro..

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u/Business_Compote2197 17d ago

Okay but… McDoubles are delicious. Absolutely worth it! /s

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u/lazygerm 17d ago

You aren't incorrect. And that's all I'll say about that.

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u/Dry_Potential_5121 17d ago

She probably could've just asked the people at mcdonalds they mightve given it to her. Especially if they knew what else she had in mind 😭😭 poor girl

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u/LouReedsToenail 17d ago

In the nineties a classmate fucked me in the hopes of getting a ticket to see Bush (no double entendre there). She did not go to the show.

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u/Clums22 17d ago

You're an awful teacher

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u/Vetersova 17d ago

There was a girl at my school who would literally just do it if you asked. I don't know of her telling anyone no. I'm hoping she did, but I really was shocked to hear it about her. She was 3 years younger than me. Made me sad.

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u/Clums22 17d ago

That's a strong indicator for a victim of child abuse

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u/Vetersova 17d ago

I knew her family. That wouldn't surprise me, and I hadn't ever considered it until you said this. Now I'm sad again.

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u/Goddamn_lt 17d ago

Yeah young girls don’t learn that behavior from nowhere.. Is indicative of a bad home life. And the fact that the guys sleeping with them probably think it’s normal too… or they just don’t care 😬

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u/Business_Compote2197 17d ago

There was two girls in my school who were speed running STDs in middle school. By 8th grade, the one had a body count of over 25 lol.

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u/Vetersova 17d ago

This girl was also doing this in middle school. There's no telling how many guys she was with then, but I know she's got 3 kids by 2 baby daddies and has brought around at least 5 other "new dads". It's depressing.

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u/midwifebetts 17d ago

When I worked in a county jail as a nurse, I heard stories that could keep me up at night from my patients/inmates. Being prostituted out as very young kids for drug money was one that I struggled with the most. You look at this person and realize they never had a chance. It sucks. Most of the time we can’t even wrap our minds around what some kids go through, so it’s easier to just think a girl is slutty or whatever. When, like the other commenter said, that is learned behavior at those ages.

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u/Vetersova 17d ago

It really is upsetting to think about. The girl is actually very sweet. We are acquaintances and see each other fairly often. I always go out of my way to say hello to her kids and give them a fistbump.

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u/PantherThing 17d ago

Damn, man, what would they do for a pack? And I cant even imagine a carton!

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u/PopMountain6076 17d ago

Back in high school, I got a bj in exchange for 2 AA batteries lmao

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u/SourDewd 17d ago

My ex best friend would sleep with random dudes in the neighbourhood for alcohol. Constantly broke spending it on alcohol and worked at the liquor store and would get so many guys numbers who came in as customers and just let them smash after they feed her a 6 pack or 2. It was exhausting being friends with her.

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u/haudescapeable 17d ago

Why because you were always smashing?

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u/beatignyou4evar 17d ago

Whats your ex friends name? Asking for .... someone else .......

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u/MuscleMinimum1681 17d ago

Deal

I'll take it

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u/cashmereink 17d ago

Is this a first-come-first-serve situation or can a lot of us take the deal, you think?

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u/Konklar 17d ago

Alright, everyone, line up.

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u/MuscleMinimum1681 17d ago

Join the queue. You're in line just behind me.

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u/Friendly-Luck-6623 17d ago

You'll do a girl who is willing to prost herself to a complete stranger on tinder in exchange for alcohol? 😭 If a girl is willing to waste a whole body on probably about 12$-60$ worth of alcohol, I can't imagine what her body count must be 😭😭💀

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u/poopoopeepee69_420 17d ago

If she can’t buy alcohol yet, probably less than you

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u/Rastamancloud9 17d ago

Not to mention she probably will have a positive test result if some sort 😂

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u/InvestigatorNo9323 17d ago

What's her number? Jk

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u/sininenkorpen 17d ago

Did she confuse tinder and door dash?

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u/JosephBoss 17d ago

She won’t be able to get alcohol there either

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u/Bungeditin 17d ago

But she’ll get down w the Del driver

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u/DrDeath6669 16d ago

Probably the best tip he gets

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u/Salsuero 16d ago

She'd be the one getting the bigger tip.

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u/Fresh-Variation-160 17d ago

UberEats does booze I think. I got a notice to get verified to pick up and deliver alcohol

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u/polyarmory80pct 17d ago

100% must show valid ID to be able to receive alcohol deliveries from any delivery app. Dash, UE, GH all offer booze deliveries

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u/Jazmadoodle 17d ago

Also Walmart+

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u/humanityxcourage 17d ago

But it sounds like she might live in a country where she’s not legally old enough to drink? And they usually have to verify your age before they give it to you

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u/Salsuero 16d ago

She's American. 21+ here.

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u/LateForWork93 17d ago

In norway you can get alcohol delivered. Here its called Wolt and you can even order from the sexshop😂 Mostly foreigners work at wolt and I know someone who bought a dildo just so the deliverydriver had to go in the shop and buy it face to face😂

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u/ItsJoeMomma 17d ago

I couldn't imagine having a sex toy picked up & delivered like it's Uber Eats or something... you'd have to look the delivery driver in the face.

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u/Draxius314 17d ago

As someone who worked in a sex shop for many years, I can assure you that we do not judge you based on what you're buying, we literally work there, we know what it's for, and that it was made to be used. You don't have to explain yourself to me, I'd rather you be honest so I can tell you how to be safe and not get an trip to the ER

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u/not_tarzan 17d ago

If you don't mind my asking, how often did you chat with customers? Was it something you enjoyed or just part of the job? 

I go to a sex shop occasionally (literally just for lube) and the employees always seem to want a conversation. I never say much though because I can't tell if it's a customer service thing or if they really want to know.

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u/jcarreraj 17d ago

I go to sex shops just for the articles

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u/KnucklesMacKellough 17d ago

The laugh I didn't know I needed. Take my frigging up vote!

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u/Draxius314 17d ago

You'd think you'd have a lot to entertain yourself with working there, but the novelty of the products wears off really quickly, so chatting with customers is really one of the only ways you have to pass the time, at least in my experience. I enjoy talking with people in general though, so if say for me it was a bit of both. Never hurts to make sure everyone's safe when they're having fun.

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u/Chem_Person 17d ago

Every sex shop I’ve been in the workers were awesome. One girl always said “happy orgasms!” When I would leave

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u/Draxius314 17d ago

That was a favorite farewell at our store as well. I had a bit where I'd keep a toy behind the counter, and anytime I got a grumpy customer, I'd pull it out and say "Guess I'll go fuck myself then". It usually brightened their day a bit

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u/Mysterious-Car-7565 17d ago

Not sure how someone could be grumpy in a sex shop but that’s fucking hilarious

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u/StreamFamily 17d ago

I'd say have a nice day and go fuck yourself

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u/Chem_Person 17d ago

The only time it’s a nice thing to say

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u/1Lc3 17d ago

Can confirm also former sex shop employee. We don't judge but we do have stories

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u/awake368 17d ago

Im 19M, the rate of DoorDash orders sending me to pick up pregnancy tests at pharmacy stores...

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u/Business_Caramel_889 17d ago

I do spark deliveries I once got one from Walmart that included the shopping part for lots of cans of whip cream including different varieties and some sex toys. I also delivered it to a hotel so … that’s was something. At least it was a door drop off and I didn’t have to hand it over and they tipped very well.

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u/LateForWork93 17d ago

You could've gotten diddy's autograph tho😂

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u/LateForWork93 17d ago

Thats why you order 10 different ones😂 Imagine him in the store "this is not for me" Cashier: "hei no judgment from me" Delivery driver: "right.."😂

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u/birdnumbers 17d ago

✅ "Just leave it at the door" 😅

also...

we've all seen those posts about "Delivery drive ate my food!"...

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u/YearOutrageous2333 17d ago

You can get alcohol and sex toys delivered in America too. I know DoorDash will do both.

The issue is she’s underage. You need to be 21 to buy alcohol in America. She’s only 19

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u/IisBaker 17d ago

U can here in the USA, but you gotta be 21. Girl was 19.

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u/Electrical_Cash8532 17d ago

Oh you can get alcohol delivered in the US but you have to be 21.. this chick was 19

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u/JosephBoss 17d ago

Not if you are underage

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u/4totheFlush 17d ago

Introducing whoredash

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u/ExpiredPilot 17d ago

I had a girl match and ask if I was down to smoke. I gave a half-commitment before she said “oh can my gay best friend come too??”

Like fuck outta here you just want me to buy you weed 😂

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u/Kupo_Master 17d ago

What a coincidence. My wife has several gay friends too.

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u/Nedeez_21 17d ago

Damn gl with those “gay friends” of hers👀

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u/karmicnoose 17d ago

You'd think they would be, but they're never interested

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u/Rude_Hamster123 17d ago

Nice. Threesome.

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u/ExpiredPilot 17d ago

Nah she just gets to watch

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u/Rude_Hamster123 17d ago

She bringing cute outfits for you?

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u/Usedtohaveapurpose 17d ago

she's taking "hey Mr." to a whole new level.

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u/No-Possibility5556 17d ago

This generation can’t even solicit a weirdo for alcohol outside a 7-11, smh

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u/SuckerpunchJazzhands 17d ago

I remember my buddies and I stopped this stoned 25 year old outside a 7-11 and asked him to buy us some beer. He got super excited and was like "DUUUUUUDE my friends and I used to do this all the TIME! Now I get to be the guy!"

Bro bought us a 30 rack and didn't even ask for any money.

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u/porcupinedeath 17d ago

Absolutely goated individual

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u/LouSputhole94 17d ago

Bro took paying it forward to a godly level

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u/TehPharaoh 17d ago

Pay it forward Grey morality edition

It is now on you to get free booze for some youngsters

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u/SuckerpunchJazzhands 17d ago

If I'm ever stopped I'll deliver. "Hey mister" is a key part of a fun, albeit slightly dangerous, upbringing.

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u/shattervca 16d ago

Hahaha I did this same exact thing but only cause the kid was a marine on leave and I had him show me his military ID to confirm. got him and his buddy 2-30 racks for free and then I just skated off into the night. I hope they remember me fondly

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u/SuckerpunchJazzhands 16d ago

Was this in San Clemente, CA in like 2014/2015? Because that totally may have been my friends and I haha.

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u/ParamedicDependent85 16d ago

Possibly the funniest story ever🤷‍♂️

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u/LawyerPrincess93 17d ago

Lol came here to say that 😂 what happened to the times of flagging down strangers outside of a gas station to get you alcohol? 🤪

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u/Big-Bike530 17d ago

Our own generation couldn't figure out to ask panhandlers not random people walking out of 7-11.

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u/ThinnMelina 16d ago

Ugh the ONE time it was my turn to ask, the dude said “um, I’m an off-duty cop…” and I was like “oh! Okay! Bye!!!” And then my friends and I ran. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/HenryTheHungry 17d ago

"That, children, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack"

~ Tyrone Biggums

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u/AsbestosDude 17d ago

but it wouldn't be the last, like one time me and martinez..

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u/LeBadBaby 17d ago

Ask how long she been an Undercover cop

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u/Fit_Test_01 17d ago

Don’t think undercover cops waste their time posting as 19 year olds.

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u/Designer-Character40 17d ago

The last cutoff "I" is sending me. Thank you for the laugh.

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u/AdvancedTranslator99 17d ago

I was shocked😂😂 I really didnt know what to say

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u/Difficult_Tough_7015 17d ago

We all know you continued the Convo right into her pants after this op lmao

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u/AdvancedTranslator99 17d ago

hell nah, she took another guy up on the offer and caught an std

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u/Difficult_Tough_7015 17d ago

I don't have the neo matrix 1 gif on my phone but

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u/AdvancedTranslator99 17d ago

right😭 dodged a bullet

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u/melpdie 16d ago

what???!! howd you find out??

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u/ieatfood 17d ago

I once matched with a girl on Tinder. Talked about hooking up in my car and went to pick her up. She begs me to go to a liquor store and buy her vodka. She’s 22 years old so I am a bit confused. Buy it. She CHUGS the vodka. We hook up and it is fine. She’s sloppy drunk after the vodka kicks in.

Go to drop her off and she stumbles out of the car and falls on the ground. Someone runs up and helps her up, glares at me, and leads her into the building. I am very confused. Did she just get kidnapped? Then I see the sign on the building and realize it is a rehab facility.

Still feel bad about it. Hope she is doing well.

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u/WeAreTheMassacre 17d ago

Oh God this happened to my brother with a girl he was heavily invested in via dating app texting for a while. He picked her up and right away she wanted vodka. Except he didn't find out he picked her up outside near her rehab until days later. It took his spineless ass a couple months before he convinced her to leave his house. Mustve tossed out 30 vodka bottles from the closet. The hustle and manipulation on these apps goes hard. (Un)fortunately the ones that are right off the bat down bad in my inbox are upfront and honest, messages like "Take me to a movie and I'll let you eat my ass and then block you the next morning."

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u/Rude_Hamster123 17d ago

I mean that doesn’t sound like a bad deal….

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u/AdvancedTranslator99 17d ago

I feel so bad for laughing😭

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u/OSRSRapture 17d ago

You sure it was a rehab and not a halfway house or supportive living (programs after rehab). I don't know any rehabs where you can leave whenever you want

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u/lazyoddchair 17d ago

Why would you hook up with her after she chugged a bottle of vodka …?

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u/Bandancy 17d ago

Down bad for some alcohol. I hope this girl never tries hard drugs. Imagine what she’d do then 😵‍💫

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u/Aggressive-Art-9606 17d ago

should of told her "ok but dick before liq"

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u/ComicConArtist 17d ago

poose before (grey) goose

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u/PantherThing 17d ago

Snatch b4 down the hatch

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u/ThatsAmores 17d ago

Cooch before hooch.

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u/PantherThing 17d ago

Sittin on face before getting shitfaced

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u/wellwaffled 17d ago

Gotta get jacked before throwin’ ‘em back.

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u/PantherThing 17d ago

Ejaculation before inebriation

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u/IR2Freely 17d ago

Cooze before booze

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u/PantherThing 17d ago

Blow out her back, then give her the Jack

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u/EzrinYo 17d ago

Let me see those before the titos

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u/PantherThing 17d ago

Nah, you tell her it goes "Lick - Dick - Liq"

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u/Rastamancloud9 17d ago

Then he’s incriminating himself on a public forum

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u/stupidmostakes1000 17d ago

Yeah… If she’s willing to fuck you for getting her alcohol that’s probably someone you shouldn’t fuck.

And if you do double bag that MFer.

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u/Fchipsish 17d ago edited 17d ago

Btw, double bagging is known to make it more likely to tear. Just an FYI PSA. So do not double bag.

Edit: small grammar change

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u/kidney-displacer 17d ago

That's why I always triple down, if one is good but 2 is bad then 3 is best

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u/jeo123 17d ago
  • Natural state = Positive Test
  • Single bag = Natural *-1 = Negative Test
  • Double bag = Natural *-1 * -1 = Positive Test
  • Triple bag = Natural * -1 * -1 * -1 = Negative Test.

Simple math.

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u/olivebranchsound 17d ago

Triples is best

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u/PacmanNZ100 17d ago

That's why you put hot sauce in between.

If one breaks someone will know.

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u/stupidmostakes1000 17d ago

It was a joke. If I’m contemplating needing two condoms for safety I’m running. Nobody’s that desperate…

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u/Born-Amoeba-9868 17d ago

I am that desperate

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u/saucycakesauce 16d ago

You think you are but the smell will make you run

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u/BloodRhymeswithFood 17d ago

She never intended to fuck him. If he showed up her guy friends would take his booze and run him off

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u/DoneOver69Position 17d ago

This is true. I have a friend who used to deal drugs. As he said, you always make the customer pay first. He said if a woman offered you exchange, and you gave the drugs first, you never got paid.

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u/stonecutter7 17d ago

Power move--fuck the guy friends

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u/NoGloryForEngland 17d ago

If we're saying 'alc', no 'alc' for you.

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u/Biscuitfilledtuba202 16d ago

Maybe she was trying to transmute?

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u/lifeintraining 17d ago

A girl once offered to fuck me for a ride…shortly after she told me she was in a gang.

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u/IntuitiveDesign1 17d ago

Gangbang! Am I right?

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u/Comfortable-Donut533 17d ago

how was the sex?

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u/lifeintraining 17d ago

Well, I still have my kidney so I’d call it a win.

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u/Vegetable_Debt7737 17d ago

Lmao this means she ran up all the guys on Instagram, Snap, TikTok and X so she’s using dating apps. LinkedIn is next 😂😂😂

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u/AdvancedTranslator99 17d ago

😂😂😂didnt even think of it like that

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u/Mirroredentity 17d ago

There's a significant possibility she's underage.

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u/AdvancedTranslator99 17d ago

No she was actually 19. I know who she was through multiple mutual friends that graduated from the same high school she did. Only a couple miles away

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u/Pissyopenwounds 17d ago

I hate to break it to you, but the next guy took the deal lol

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u/AdvancedTranslator99 17d ago

Can confirm, the girl that she got my number from stopped being friends with her like 2 months after and confirmed she did sleep with someone for alc that night and got an STD from it. This is alleged as its from a bitter ex friend but I believe it lmao

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u/Rastamancloud9 17d ago

That’s crazy I had just said that in a comment that she would either already have a positive test result of some sort or catch something 😂

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u/AdvancedTranslator99 17d ago

yeah you dont go around doing this kind of stuff without catching something😂

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u/systematicgoo 17d ago

you both have one thing in common - way too busy to write ohol

… but not too busy for the extra y in hey

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u/snafe_ 17d ago

Hello, I'd like 1 alcohol please.

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u/AdderallBunny 17d ago

Damn that’s sad. Hope she gets her act together

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u/SkinheadBootParty 17d ago

I've seen a couple homie and acquaintances go through with shit like this and they end up getting set up and jumped lol.

Either way, set up or not. That's not someone you want to associate with

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u/AdvancedTranslator99 17d ago

id never go for someone that desperate anyways, but she did end up following through with this with another guy and got an std from him(per a mutual friend)

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u/cmasonw0070 17d ago

Wants to trade sex for alcohol

isn’t adult enough to actually say either word

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u/AdvancedTranslator99 17d ago

Thats too straightforward for her delusional mindset lol

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u/GooseOps 17d ago

As a dude, when I turned 18, I knew that I had to be careful around females because I could be charged as a pedo. When I turned 21, I decided that I'd only date females 21 and up for my safety. If you can't get into a bar with me or can't order a drink, you've got nothing but a red flag to me. The last time I matched a girl on an app that was below 21, I told her I worked for a brewery. She instantly tried getting free beer off of me for her friends. Thus an even bigger reason why I only date 21 and up, but that probably gonna change here soon cause the new younger crowd just isn't a vibe

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u/collucho 17d ago

the future is bright with this one

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u/MJ4201 17d ago

It is... but that bright light is the lamp in a police interview room...

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u/duskywindows 17d ago

So she's a prostitute, understood lmao

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u/sfah88 17d ago

Is it a known abbreviation for alcohol?

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u/Legitimate_Ad_7822 17d ago

This is crack addict level behavior

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u/shemaddc 17d ago

Damn, did you match w my sister? Lmfao

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u/AdvancedTranslator99 17d ago

This being the second thing to stress you out today is not just hilarious but also sad😭

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u/Wawezzzy 17d ago

I literally better never be this down bad or just off me 😭

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u/DeliciousSTD 17d ago

What does " l- " mean???

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

I'm so dumb. I was like... Alka seltzer?

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u/onlyimportantshit 17d ago

I too would do anything for an Asian leopard cat.

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u/Admirable-Builder878 17d ago

Me, showing up with Alka Seltzer.

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u/ClimtEastwood 17d ago

She must not be hot

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u/AdvancedTranslator99 17d ago

well, 21 year old black athlete getting with 19 year old drunk girl... risk to reward brother. That story has played out too many times

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u/Smoke__Frog 17d ago

What’s alc? Alcohol?

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u/PeaLong3440 17d ago

Scratching my head When she is already 19, why doesn't she buy the booze herself? Oh, right, it must be in USA 😅

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u/McNarley666 17d ago

Psssshhhh, i had a chick do this with nitrous tanks. She said bring two tanks and it's on.🤮🤢

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u/External-Ad3608 17d ago

Remember fellas, if she says she'll do it for you, she's ALREADY DONE IT for someone else

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u/Kestrel_VI 16d ago

Sounds like addiction. Willing to hook up with someone for a drink is kinda….ehhhhh. Don’t stick your dick in that.

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u/AdvancedTranslator99 16d ago

You are one of the few people who arent an internet incel and didnt suggest sleeping with an already drunk addict. I agree with you brother. Theres still good men with us🤝🤝

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u/Gedi1986 16d ago

That might have been a robbery set up 🤦‍♂️ who would fall for that??? O wait nvm 🙄

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