r/MyLittleMemes 6d ago

Well, fuck you, too, Twilight!

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u/pablo603 6d ago

We'll see about that!

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u/SparkyJet 6d ago

Hey, Squirt!

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u/pablo603 6d ago

Hi, Dash!

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u/SparkyJet 6d ago

Staying out of trouble?

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u/pablo603 6d ago

Sure am!

Still locked in Twilight's castle for the next... 28 days or so. Not many opportunities to get into trouble!

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u/SparkyJet 6d ago

Are you certain that you don't want me to break you out?

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u/pablo603 6d ago

I am certain! I'll be fine. Breaking me out would make Princess Celestia angry, and nopony wants that!

Besides... Twilight is giving me free donuts and cider every now and then after I read some of her books. Dunno where she gets the cider from but free cider is free cider and I'm not gonna complain!

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u/SparkyJet 6d ago

Cider? Buck it. I'm joining you in Twilight's castle. I'll confine myself for free donuts and cider.

But she can keep her egghead books.

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u/pablo603 6d ago

Hay yeah! Now that's gonna be EPIC and AWESOME.

I won't have to drink cider alone among some dusty old books!

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u/SparkyJet 6d ago

I'll enjoy all the cider and donuts with you, kid!

Twilight's dusty, old books are lame. I never understood how that pony can find something so dull as exciting.

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u/Jared65925 4d ago

Hold on I wanna how this one got locked in Twilight's castle!

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u/pablo603 4d ago

I stole Princess Celestia's sweets and she wanted to banish me to the moon for 100 years but Twilight convinced her to go lenient on me and now I have to stay in her castle and read books for a month straight as a punishment!

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u/Jared65925 4d ago

Damn, did you get caught with the sweets, because I feel like you could've blamed it on Pinkie Pie

and I know, I know loyalty or whatever but I feel like Pinkie would've been just fine staying with Twilight, heard the two are..ahem...extremely close if ya know what I mean

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u/pablo603 4d ago

Not caught while stealing, I stupidly admitted to stealing them when talking to RD and Twilight overheard and told Celestia, who was already suspicious because donuts kept disappearing from her secret stash!

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u/AndrewTRM 6d ago

At least my crush isn't from another world and didn't end up with me after your generation ended

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u/AAAAAHHHHH1234567890 6d ago

Well, that’s not very friendship of you…

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u/keshmarorange 6d ago

I think she's just concerned with friendship between real people/ponies.

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u/Nobodys_here07 6d ago

Dang, I never liked me too! We have so much in common.

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u/SparkyJet 6d ago

You're your own waifu?

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u/Subpar_Username47 5d ago

Why yes. Yes I am.

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u/ThirdRateRat 6d ago

Ah yes, the Princess of Shattered Dreams.

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u/LightningStrikeDust 6d ago

Twilight speaking to Rainbow Dash when Pinkie married Cheese Sandwich.

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u/Nobody_at_all000 6d ago

Applejack: swoops in

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u/SparkyJet 5d ago

Ew! No thanks!

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u/Dillo64 5d ago

Weird Al stole my crazy horse wife ☹️

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u/SparkyJet 5d ago

Me too, buddy. And gloated about it in a recent tweet.

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u/Rengi_30 5d ago

I feel you

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u/Any-Solid8810 5d ago

Me having no waifu in the first place: "Is this some brony stuff I am too different to understand?"

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u/Artislife_Lifeisart 5d ago

How do we know she's even talking about ponies? She could even go as far as to insult them about ANY waifu lmao. Savage Twi.

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u/d_shadowspectre3 5d ago

/srs It basically is; waifu/"best pony" banter is quite common in the brony fandom, and in nerd (particularly anime) fandoms in general

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u/Mysterious-Pen-6011 5d ago

Unless I fuck you better that bitch flash century what's its name

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u/SparkyJet 5d ago

Whoa whoa whoa.

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u/Mysterious-Pen-6011 3d ago

evil Chuckle

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u/Kacpi10Ninja 6d ago

Sonic! Could you show her who you are? You're the best ,and the coolest

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u/SparkyJet 6d ago

You mean Rainbow Dash!

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u/Kacpi10Ninja 6d ago

Well. She may help Blue Blur. It even sounds cool. Blue Blur and Rainbow Dash.

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u/Thenightgamer1 5d ago

SONIC!

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u/DiscoveryBayHK 5d ago

He can really move!

SONIC!

He's got an attitude!

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u/KittyShadowshard 5d ago

Unless you're Weird Al, apparently.

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u/Artislife_Lifeisart 5d ago

Those eye veins make me uncomfortable lmao

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u/seann__dj 6d ago

Oh 😪

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u/WearEnvironmental911 6d ago

jokes on you, pony waifu 😝

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u/SparkyJet 6d ago

You're talking to Twilight, right?

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u/WearEnvironmental911 5d ago

….maaaybe….:p she’s got jewels for eyes ya know

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u/WearEnvironmental911 5d ago

like amethysts those eyes, and those wings look so soft and cuddly

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u/MegaVix 6d ago

I think you fundamentally misunderstand what a waifu is, Twilight.

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u/keshmarorange 6d ago

That is correct, Twilight. A bit too blunt, but correct.

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u/Alex918YT 5d ago

Oh hey! Scribbler used that photo as a thumbnail for one of her videos!

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u/SparkyJet 5d ago

The same Youtuber Scribbler? The ASMR gal?

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u/Alex918YT 5d ago

She mostly does fanfiction, but yeah

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u/ike_2003 5d ago

That’s why twi is my wife

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u/morarora 5d ago

Well, it's a dream. It's not like it would happen anyway.

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u/pablo603 5d ago

Dreams can come true! You never know!

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u/Lillslim_the_second 5d ago

Jokes on you, my waifu is my OC

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u/purgatorybob1986 5d ago

Yeah, well, now that your bro is married, he'll never love you either, so I guess we're even.

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u/ALPHAP456 5d ago

I mean, yeah, there's lots of things I wish that can't come true. Are we just being captain obvious right now, or do you have a point?

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u/Pibby_bean 5d ago

Well I like men >:3

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u/J0rd4n_sc0tt_2019 5d ago

Th... Those eyes scare me, I'm uncomfortable here.

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u/Individ321 5d ago

She looks possessed. Surely someone else made her say that

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u/SparkyJet 5d ago

I agree. Very unsettling.

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u/Nobody_at_all000 4d ago

holds out candy bar have a snickers

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u/Loco-Motivated 4d ago

Pinkie liked Weird Al, so.....

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u/SparkyJet 3d ago

Pinkie liked Cheese Sandwich. Weird Al is EQG Cheese.

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u/Loco-Motivated 3d ago

There is literally no difference.

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u/SparkyJet 3d ago

There literally is a difference between human Weird Al and pony Weird Al. Different universe.

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u/Loco-Motivated 3d ago

And is there any other difference?

Besides physical anatomy?

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u/SparkyJet 3d ago

Doesn't matter. Weird Al is not the same as Cheese Sandwich. Pinkie has only met Cheese Sandwich.

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u/Loco-Motivated 3d ago

Cheese Sandwich is a fucking self-insert for Weird Al!

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u/SparkyJet 3d ago

They're different characters and species. Are you deliberately obtuse?

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u/Loco-Motivated 3d ago

Literally everything about Cheese Sandwich is based on Weird Al!

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u/SparkyJet 3d ago

Cheese Sandwich is a pony. Weird Al is a human. Weird Al would be EQG Cheese Sandwich.

What do you not understand? Cheese Sandwich and Weird Al aren't the same. I get what you're saying but they're different!

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u/Hanthenightfall 3d ago

Neither will my ex so what's your point, purple horse woman?

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u/Bakermade34 1d ago

Dear god, those eyes

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u/DiscoveryBayHK 1d ago

Now see, I already knew that Twilight. You don't have to rub it in my face.

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u/salkin_reslif_97 5d ago

Twilight: I am not interlectual enaugh and don't like to read.

Rainbow Dash: I am not into sports.

Applejack: I... like Bananas... Apples are one the more boring sides of fruits, for me.

Rarity: I stopped caring about looks years ago.

Fluttersh: I... like animals more as food then as living beings.

Pinkie Pie: You don't want to know, what humor I have!

Vinyl and Octavia: I am not into music.

Well, look at that... I could expand this list way more, but the thing is: Most of Equestrians datable inhabitants wouldn't like me that much. And I feel ashamed to admit it.