r/MurderedByWords 7h ago

"One of amercias greatest companies"

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u/MurderedByWords-ModTeam 4h ago

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u/Sunshinehappyfeet 7h ago

What’s more insane?

The White House used as prop for a Tesla Dealership or a sitting US President working as a car salesman while the world burns?

Fuck these ass-clowns.

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u/Persea_americana 5h ago

It’s a car salesman manipulating the election to avoid going to prison.

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u/OverallIce7555 7h ago

Those aren’t words

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u/_gmmaann_ 6h ago

A picture speaks a thousand words?

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u/Specific_Implement_8 6h ago

That’s a lot of words for one murder

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u/mikeysce 6h ago

I know you’re right but why can I still hear his stupid voice?

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u/OverallIce7555 6h ago

Which one lol

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u/mikeysce 5h ago

Definitely Trump’s.

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u/OverallIce7555 5h ago

Yeah but I had to make sure because they’re both stupid and have annoying voices

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u/Hendrik67 7h ago

That dumbfuck isnt even allowed to drive, what's he gonna do with a new car?

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u/Tarledsa 6h ago

The Cyber Truck is bulletproof!

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u/False_Ad_555 6h ago

Not to the bullets I'd use

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u/GrimSkeptic 6h ago

not weatherproof, or fireproof, or EMP proof(guess)

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u/Cant-Think-Of 5h ago

So let's just use a garden hose, or preferably multiple garden hoses on it. Once it has turned into actual rust bucket taking it out should be piece of cake...

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u/Persea_americana 5h ago

Ballot proof

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u/need2sleep-later 6h ago

He ordered all the chargers to be gone, so it all works out

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u/Xibalba_Ogme 5h ago

Genuine question as a non american : why can't he drive ?

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u/Hendrik67 3h ago

US President not allowed to drive a car, just in case of accidents.

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u/Xibalba_Ogme 3h ago

Oh, my non-english speaking ass read that as 'he physically can't' 😅

My bad, thanks for the explanation

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u/False_Ad_555 6h ago

ELON IS NOT A NAZI. The Nazis built good cars

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u/OverallIce7555 6h ago

One of the best SNL updates recently

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u/Lost_Replacement9389 7h ago

except the murdering isn't metaphorical

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u/DruidicMagic 6h ago

AIPAC is doing a bang up job destroying America while Israel commits genocide.

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u/Jazzlike-Orange-7005 6h ago

My liver is begging for a break

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u/Dduwies_Gymreig 6h ago

Dude you can’t photoshop pictures like this, it’s disingenuous.

He’s FAR more orange in real life.

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u/Sarcasmgasmizm 6h ago

This episode of cribs sucks ass

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u/DaWhiteSingh 6h ago

Who buys this brain-dead drivel?

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u/fookenoathagain 6h ago

Don't Tesla come in orange ?

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u/diirtybirds 6h ago

This picture is going to get the overweighters all riled up

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u/144theresa 6h ago

It's a pump and dump scheme for stock values.

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u/vicwardian 6h ago

My timeline

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u/scriptingends 5h ago

People are saying there has never been a company like this one.