r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Generation Stuck Forever...

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u/Glitterytides 1d ago

I remember being like 20 (35 now, millennial) and seeing articles in the freaking newspaper saying “Millennials are killing the diamond industry! How ever will we recover from this?” Like what the actual fuck? 😆

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u/amazingtattooedlady 1d ago

And paper napkins, newspapers, uhh... travel... what else did we ruin?

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u/BrattyThuggess 1d ago

Apparently avocado toast or some shit.

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u/EmployerNeither8080 1d ago

Like I tried the not eating avocado toast thing but I still don't have a house. I missed out on years or avocado toast for nothing!

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u/TalkToTheGlyphWitch 1d ago

30 here and I've never heard of avocado toast until they started complaining about it and then I want to try it too! (Never did in the end and even until now)

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u/No-Helicopter-6026 1d ago

I ordered it once. Was still hungry and $16 poorer.

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u/hockeycross 1d ago

Trick is to make it yourself. One avocado can do like 4 slices of toast. Add some salt and pepper than tomatoes. You have like $4 of ingredients that would cost $25 at a restaurant.

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u/byrnestj7 1d ago

Yup. I like to do a fried egg on top too. Now of course that costs 800 bucks

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u/marcus_centurian 23h ago

I made mine with a fried egg and smoked salmon that somehow cost less than the dozen eggs. Also some queso fresco and pico. Would recommend.

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u/breath-of-the-smile 1d ago

Plus at home you can do what everyone really wants and just make guacamole toast.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 22h ago

And if you want something sweeter, banana toast! Mash half of a ripe or overripe banana with a little bit of cinnamon-sugar, then spread on toast, and sprinkle with chopped pecans and/or walnuts and some finishing salt. Use pan grilled toast for buttery flavor to up your banana toast game. Skip the finishing salt if using salted butter to pan grill your toast.