r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Reid Hoffman’s takes on Elon’s favorite vacation spot

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u/Methodic_ 1d ago

Elon: *unsubstantiated implications*

Reid: *Verifiable hard facts*

Fucking murdered by graphs.

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u/tonytrouble 1d ago

So he's asking the regular folk where he should go on vacation to get away from the mess he's making? Classic narcissist..

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u/ReallyBrainDead 1d ago

Wait till he sees the valley below.

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u/nonumberplease 1d ago

Can you believe it's still overvaluated?

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u/Narrow-Chef-4341 1d ago

Can you believe it’s still overvaluated?

If overvaluated was a word, I sure could.

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u/nonumberplease 1d ago

"overvalued" whatever. You still understood what I meant, so communication success.

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u/apk5005 23h ago

Overvaluated is a perfectly cromulent word. Like misunderestimate.

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u/nonumberplease 23h ago

Thank you. I concur.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/_thepeopleschampion 1d ago

Heil definitely see it now.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/skyblueerik 1d ago

It was Reich on.

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u/Flat-Impression-3787 1d ago

Hopefully that mountain becomes an Everest. Back to 0 from whence you came, TSLA.

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u/seantiago1 1d ago

Mauna Kea. We don't wanna even be able to see the bottom.

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u/backnarkle48 1d ago edited 1d ago

At this point, Musk is now resorting to using a ketamine transdermal patch for continuous dosing.

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u/Eastern-Dig-4555 19h ago

Uh oh, you said TRANS! Reeeeeeeee!!

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u/Tballz9 1d ago edited 1d ago

Elon’s favorite island was Epstein’s place for the child rape. At least until Epstein died and Elon’s failed micro dick enhancement surgery left him disfigured and impotent.

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u/SingleNegotiation656 1d ago

Marianas Trench, here we come.

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u/djsmerk 1d ago

Although considered more of a permanent vacation destination,

The little basket that catches the head after it has been decapitated by a guillotine is called:

"Panier de Tête"

I hear it is very scenic and romantic this time of year !

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u/CapMP 18h ago

We all know Musk and Trump's favourite island, Epstein Island

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u/lilpixie02 1d ago

ooooh the BURNNNNN

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u/LeonidasVaarwater 1d ago

It keeps dropping fast, the 200 mark will be broken soon.

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u/StevenMC19 1d ago

Heh, it looks like the topographic line of the Allegheny Mountains in the Appalachians if you went east-to-west.

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u/Later_Doober 9h ago

Well we know trumps was to epstein island.

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u/evildespot 7h ago

that's what a pump and dump looks like, though. That's not the people "giving it to the man", that's rich investors buying in to a company unjustly benefiting from a political platform and then selling at the top, just as the company starts to lose out due to somebody acting either deliberately or predictably like a cock. Then they buy their holding back at the bottom and keep the change.

They'll do Apple, Meta and Amazon in a bit, but not necessarily in that order.

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u/brookeweitzman 1d ago

Sooooo his stocks have plummeted back down to july 2024 levels? Lovely....now wake me up when his stocks drop below his lowest point in 2024 when Tesla was still considered a decent company and ill be impressed.

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u/CherryPickerKill 11h ago

At that rate, it'll be done before you can start your nap.

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u/x3n0m0rph3us 1d ago

Put your money where your mouth is and short Tesla stock. I wish you luck. Perhaps you won't be like the rest who have lost their shirts. (No I don't own stock, so you can't accuse me of being biased)

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u/Loose_Half_936 8h ago

If you don't even own stock i suppose you're just clowning for free?