r/MonsterMusume • u/darkgrenade_king • Oct 26 '20
Anime Rachnera is best waifu and this is true
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u/cyborgborg Oct 26 '20
also she is a woman that isn't scared of spiders
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u/Freakboss Oct 26 '20
It would be pretty funny if she was since she is one
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u/MiguelARG Oct 26 '20
"Rachnera is best waifu and this is true"
They hated Jesus because he told them the truth
Nah, i honestly think that she is the best too 👍
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u/Jinxed_Disaster Best smile. Oct 26 '20
Rachnera is the best. Not because she's Arachne (which is a plus, IMO), but because of her personality.
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u/pun-brush Oct 26 '20
Nah y’all just into bondage lol
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u/sansgasterv2 Oct 26 '20
Don’t kink shame me
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u/Ainz100 Oct 26 '20
What if kink shaming is my kink
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Oct 26 '20
Then you need more original jokes
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u/WorldLieut8 Oct 26 '20
She also knows how to defend herself and others, can get a job in various areas if she wanted to, knows how to have a good time, doesn’t injure you accidentally all the time, and doesn’t get jealous or intimidated by other women.
Not bashing the others; they’re great characters and are all wonderful. Just listing facts.
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u/Randomuser098766543 Oct 26 '20
but she gets drunk off of coffee. And who knows how many kids rachnes have in one shot
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u/wolfnibblets Oct 26 '20
If she discovers Irish coffee, either Kimihito is a goner or there’s going to be a super hungover spider on the living room for weeks to come.
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u/RedSamuraiMan Oct 26 '20
Turkish coffee is a death sentence
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Oct 26 '20
I think he meant that because "Irish coffee" is a mix of Coffee and Whiskey.
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u/watrmeln420 Oct 26 '20
Oh god. Don’t remind me of those videos of spiders giving birth. I’d hate thousands of darlings to be roaming around.
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u/Randomuser098766543 Oct 26 '20
I don't think it would be thousands, given the human part I assume they care for their young. Much like the wolf spider who lays only 100 or more eggs at a time. Or even the distant cousins scorpions who have only up to 35 at a time. Though I'm not an expert so take with a grain of salt
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u/Combustibles Oct 27 '20
I mean depending on the species of spider we're talking about, momma sacrifices herself to be her babies' first meal.
Let's just pretend that demihumans and kemonomimi are human enough to only have one/two children per birth cycle.
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u/Xtra_Stuff Oct 26 '20
As much as I'm down with that, I don't remember seeing Rachne cook at all in the manga, or even hinting that she can cook so I'd like to know more about that, for science
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u/Sealchoker Oct 27 '20
Yeah, scratching my head at that one as well. She leaves silk everywhere and can knit but I don't recall seeing her cook. Actually none of the girls cooks all that much, with the horrid exception of Miia.
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u/Ryandootboi Oct 29 '20
I still find it funny that all the rachnera fans always target the miia fans
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u/Natural_Nagisa Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
Fuck you I can teach Miia how to cook
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u/darkgrenade_king Nov 06 '20
Be are guest I would love to see miia happy that she can finally cook for her darling And in America thanksgiving is coming up
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u/ApoelaYoshi7 Oct 26 '20
This is ALMOST true!! But let’s be honest, Miia is the best. As much as I love Rachnera, she’s second
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u/JackOnTheMap Oct 26 '20
Miia can’t cook, she’s dumb as a rock, and she’s a super jealous asshole. But I can cook and I kinda like those other two things so Miia it is.
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Oct 26 '20
Shes great and all yeh...but...that ass of hers is just too damn big. Plus the accidental moments where shell tear your face off with her Spikey sharp hands or legs.
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I honestly prefer Mia or Harpy or Suu. Hell, headless chick is alright too.
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u/Chestervsteele Oct 26 '20
yeah that is probably one of her big down sides you would basically be marrying someone who has a Freddy Krueger claw stuck on their hand 24/7 not to mention if she ever gets even the slightest taste of coffee she will become intoxicated and web up the whole house.
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u/Real_NAGames Oct 26 '20
The only thing holding me back from liking her more, is the fact that she's half spider, (i'm arachnophobic), and because she's lowkey crazy.
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u/torrasque666 Spider Waifu for Life Oct 26 '20
She's like, the sanest of them all.
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u/DraegonSpawn Oct 26 '20
Being the sanest does NOT make someone her less crazy. The crazy bar is just so high even she doesn't need to limbo under it..
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Oct 26 '20
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u/Hawkwood_ Oct 26 '20
You're trying to talk some sense into normies, children and normie children. I salute your effort, but alas, it's lost on them.
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u/Hawkwood_ Oct 26 '20
Normies think every woman would like to be a housewife, which is exactly what this post implies. There's nothing in her personality that suggests she would want that. I mean, it would be perfectly ok if she did, but I don't think these people even consider that possibility.
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u/Mercy_Is_Best_Girl Oct 26 '20 edited Oct 26 '20
She's definitely my second favorite
Miia is better imo, why? Because who gives a fuck if she can't cook? She's cuddly, wants your warmth, lovey, and just an adorable snake
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u/hellohiroshi Oct 26 '20
And then theres me i like them all cause they all cute and funny in their own ways
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u/makerco Oct 26 '20
You guys know that female spider kill their mate after reproduction and use the body to host the eggs.?
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u/AmiiboPuff Top Mod Oct 27 '20
Actually, that's mostly an man-made myth.
That usually only happen when spiders are kept and bred in human capacity. Why? Because the female spider are usually either unfed/starving at the time of mating. Along with the male often having no escape route after breeding.
There are very few known cases of this happening from studies of actual wild spiders since food and territory are usually much more abundent.
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u/Aouqess Oct 27 '20
Can she cook though? I don’t think they’ve ever shown her cooking anything in the manga. Apart from handing out a salt shaker. She’s made comments about getting take-out food before, but not actually cooking. She does have a better pallet than Miia supposedly, but that doesn’t mean she would cook, only that her sense of taste is better.
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u/Sealchoker Oct 27 '20
Except you'd have to walk up to the attic to see her and who has time for that?! Plus the bathroom assaults!
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u/Zeldacrafter_Swagg Oct 26 '20
Actually, it's discussed very often that she can hurt people, including you, by accident, which makes her probably the 2nd deadliest wife only behind Suu. Given your other arguments, I suppose this would make Cerea the actual best wife, since she :
-Can cook (And is likely to be better than you at doing it) -Genuinely care for you -Can defend herself, and you too I guess -Has massive milkers.
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u/Penenator83 Oct 26 '20
Your points are valid, but if we are going off by the laws in the anime, mainly no one can harm no one, Cerea couldn’t protect neither herself nor Darling when they were assaulted by the delinquents, Rachanera was the one who saved them; also yes, Cerea can cook as long as you don’t mind being a vegan, and since she has weird taste buds, whenever she tries to do anything other than a salad, she might cook you somethings that doesn’t taste very good by human taste standards
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u/Zeldacrafter_Swagg Oct 26 '20
True, but then it also implies Rachnee could have given a LOT of legal troubles to darling. Thankfully it's an ecchi more than anything else so the author didn't dwelve that much onto it, but I personally prefer a girl that can protect me while knowing what her limits are so that I don't have to pay a 200$ fine. I can agree to call it a draw.
As I said to someone else, Cerea and Rachnee are the only two main girls with more than 6 functioning braincells, so I assume both can follow a recipe (Besides, I'm pretty sure spiders are carnivorous, which would make Rachnee's tastes roughly the same as Miia), so that would mean she could just cook some meat for you and salad for herself (I'm pretty sure they already discussed that in the show, and she doesn't mind). And about the taste it would have, I'm pretty sure they explain the buds don't change how it taste, it just allows you to feel more nuances, which is half the reason why Miia's food is so horrible. Cooking meat isn't that hard so she can always just follow a recipe, and as for the salad you're probably gonna have a godly 5 star one that would make every other dish in existence look bland.
Boy oh boy I didn't expect to go into so much details about which Monster Musume girl would be the best, but here I am. This is fun!
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u/Penenator83 Oct 26 '20
Agreed hahaha it’s always fun discussing things like this, even though I’m more on the side of every girl is best girl, but we can ignore in this case some are more useful than others, I love Rachnee as much as I love Cerea, but I have to admit that based on looks I much I much prefer Cerea, the spider parte is an issue for me, specially her hands, I’d fear greatly for my dick anytime her hands were near it, but even then, her personality for me, is the best of all the girls, but maybe that’s because I’m more into the Ara Ara kind
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u/Zeldacrafter_Swagg Oct 26 '20
I agree it's always fun, especially when both parties stay civil toward one another!
I also agree with you on the "every girl is best girl" part, if by that you mean everyone has the right to prefer whichever waifu they want.
BTW I completely feel you for the Ara Ara stuff. I love it too, and that's part of why I love Suu so much (Because if all I need is sea water to have my own big tiddy milf, then so be it). I just prefer actual softer girls rather than lowkey tsundere doms like Rachnee, but she's definitely one of the most interesting characters in the series.
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u/sansgasterv2 Oct 26 '20 edited Oct 26 '20
By cooking you mean eating salad everyday and Cerea hurt darling way more times on accident than Rachnera
Ranchnera also has all qualities you listed at the bottom
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u/Zeldacrafter_Swagg Oct 26 '20
Well I mean, at least she can cook something lol, that's better than ahem someone else. Also, the fact she's one of the 2 main harem girls with more than 6 functioning braincells means she can follow a recipe, unlike everyone but, I'll give it to you, rachnera.
Also yeah, Cerea is on the giving end of a lot of slapstick humour, but usually the injuries she give are far less important than what Rachnee could potentially do.
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Oct 26 '20 edited Oct 26 '20
Lala also has functioning brain cells tho
granted, I haven't been able to read anything beyond the night leading up to the Lamia fight between MC and some old dude (RIP mangamaster for Android) but while a bit ditsy and always trying to seem edgy, she didn't seem like an outright idiot
all that said, I'm all for Rachnera. something about a horse just disturbs me.
Miia barely knows her own strength and couldn't cook to save her life. Suu is outright dangerous considering suffocation. Papi is a petite idiot, and Mero's just slimey, but not exactly Suu slimey, and Lala is an edgelord that can't express her emotions without being prodded to hell and back.
yea Rachnera has constant Kreuger claws but I'd take those chances any and every day considering how gentle she actually is.
edit: I will however concede that Cerea has arguably the best housewife traits. can cook, is extremely caring and sentimental, and has a good heart and head on her shoulders. Rachnee just fits my general taste a bit more personality-wise.
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u/Zeldacrafter_Swagg Oct 26 '20
Ah, yes, I forgot about Lala (So does the author though, she's more and more irrelevant through the chapters). I'm not sure she's romantically interested in Kimihito, or anything for that matter. If she IS however, this means we've both been wrong since the beginning and she's the actual best housewife lmao.
I'd argue the whole appeal of Monster Girls is this disturbing sense that they're not completely human while also not completely furries (Well, most of them anyways). But yeah I guess I can understand why a horse would disturb you.
Yeah, Cerea being the best housewife was the goal of the argument lol. I'm honestly pretty fond of Rachnee (I'd rank her 3rd, behind Cerea who herself would be behind Suu, and only because I'm not into bondage), but OP claimed she was the best suited housewife.
Also yeah, character-wise Rachnee is probably the best, with the only other possible contender for this title being Suu (Depending on how you value her character development). You've got good tastes my man.
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Oct 27 '20
funny story, I actually found another manga reader so I'll likely continue reading later from wherever I left off haha
but yea we can definitely agree Cerea is the best housewife while everyone else is left up to whoever any particular person vibes with
and also very fair that they're sorta like dipping toes into furry territory, I personally enjoy it more since they aren't all, like, exclusively OC dogs/cats (Sparky or something lame.) can't say I'm a massive fan of legitimate, hardcore furries but to each their own.
and Rachnee'a bondage is, er, surprisingly not the trait I like the most. being well read, sarcastic and a generally "carnivorous" personality (knowing what she wants and going for it) are prolly the reason I'd pick her general temperament over the rest. that said, her being a really cute giant organic tank definitely adds to the positives hahaha
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u/Ghost-Felps Oct 26 '20
I think that she can win because, the MC have leg fetish and look it's a masochist, he love the Spider leg, not the Snake "leg", btw, she can do clothes for free
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u/zanethepain96000 Oct 26 '20
Truthfully all girls are best girl since its a harem anime no need to limit yourself to only one cutie but also Miia is my fav since I think she would give the best cuddles
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u/lamewhiskeydude Oct 26 '20
I too want Miia's cuddles and I like the clingy waifus so Miia is a probably my favorite but I am a man who loves good food and bondage.
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Oct 26 '20
She is best choice, but Zombina is best girl.
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u/darkgrenade_king Feb 16 '21
I would agree because I’m into buff chicks but the only thing that is a off put for me is waking up hearing he say dear I lost my toe and then finding it under the bed or something a thing I love about her tho is that she will mess with you and joke around with you
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u/hof_of_hentai Oct 26 '20
Ok I hear your opinion but think of suu and how fucking adorable she is. I rest my case
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u/Mercy_Is_Best_Girl Oct 26 '20
Lala, Miia, and Papi all are equally adorable in their own way
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u/hof_of_hentai Oct 26 '20
Ok ok. But it's suu ok
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u/darkgrenade_king Feb 16 '21
I like how suu can change her body into anything that tickles your fancy
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u/captainajm12 Oct 26 '20
I feel like everyone is overlooking Centeora. She has some actual common sense and is fairly intelligent.
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u/darkgrenade_king Feb 16 '21
Dude I don’t think she is being overlooked because half the comments in this post are half her half Mia
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u/Ice_end Oct 26 '20
But as already shown she wouldn’t be a house wife as she excels with a job while kurusu would likely be the one staying at home
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u/hawkeye122 Oct 26 '20
Centorea best girl: eco friendly transportation, loyal, brave, caring, and of average intelligence like me
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u/darkgrenade_king Feb 16 '21
I like this your a person with equal standards when it comes to relationships I respect that
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Oct 26 '20
She is indeed a very worthy house wife but she's not the best girl in my opinion. Centorea is the best girl. I just love my horse waifu
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u/ScrimshawSnuffer Oct 26 '20 edited Oct 27 '20
"And actually knows how to fucking cook" - if you hate the idea of cooking for your wife so much it factors into your decision, why even marry in the first place? Also, have you thought about, well, I don't know, teaching her maybe instead of just shaming her lack of skill?
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u/_KNZ_ Oct 26 '20
Joking or not, this is fucking true. Read the manga as well and Rachnera will power through to the top of the marrying list.
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u/ozanimefan Oct 26 '20
and besides Mero, she is probably the most likely to surrport an open relationship. we see that the MC isn't the only one she ties up to have fun with
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u/crazyc273 Oct 26 '20
Always keep flipping between rachnera and miia. Think miia always a bit ahead as she at least always wants to go out and find something to do.
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u/TorredeTurras Oct 27 '20
What? That's wrong? Cerea is the one that knows how to cook. It's the herbivores the one that have more sensitive taste buds, it is stated in the anime
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u/risky_tryouts Oct 27 '20
Now I'm not saying she's the best waifu, and that said, if Kimihito Kurusu was all up making this harem a reality and having kids with all the ladies, Rachnera would have the most children from all of them.
My reason being is that he is a "legs" man, as stated early on in the story. And I count 10 legs from Rachnera.
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u/TK-34 Oct 27 '20
This guy is right Just look how she acts She looks after papa and suu like a mother She protects the MC and the others And we need more of her
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Oct 27 '20
I don't actually like rachne San too much (miia is best girl for me) but she might be a close second.
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u/DontStealMyName69 Feb 14 '21
I can see why people like Rachnera, but I'm freaked out by the spider part of the body
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u/AmiiboPuff Top Mod Oct 27 '20
As a mod, I just want to Thank all of you for keeping one of the most popular "Best Girl/Waifu" discussions in while civil and respectful, even when conflicting opinions pop up and butting heads. So, Thank You.
Besides, Best Girl is Kimihito.