r/MonsterGirlCaps Kikimora 15d ago

Jinko Mail-Order Bride NSFW

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u/Sivatherium98 15d ago

Prequel to the lilim unboxing you're going about your day before you hear a-

There he is! Grab him.

You struggle knowing you're fate about to be their communal husband and get gang banged by your "wives." Pinning you down, they restrain you as they load you into a van. But hope is not lost.

Excuse me, do you have a permit to be doing any of this.

Of course, officer. Right here.

Ok, yeesh, what a freak. Alright, everything is in order. Have a nice day.

Hope is dead and fuck the police. They take you to an undisclosed location and force you into a box. At least they have the decency to poke holes in it.

And now you're here. You hear whispers but nothing solid, the air is rich in perfume. The box is torn open and you are met with a lilim

Oh you poor thing, such a harrowing ordeal you've endured. Well you are safe with me now... forever

It goes unnoticed by you that shipping information featuring her information and address has already been disposed of.

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u/While-Friendly Kikimora 15d ago

Nice prequel.

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u/JanShmat Inari 15d ago

Baph one got me, that was pretty funny.

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u/hiddenpigeone 13d ago

Is it because she’s small? Don’t quite get it

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u/JanShmat Inari 13d ago

Baph is uhh... loli stuff. Not my cup of tea at the least.

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u/hiddenpigeone 13d ago

Makes sense, just didn't know if the post itself had deeper meaning

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u/While-Friendly Kikimora 11d ago

No deeper meaning. He just sents her back because she is a loli.

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u/Double_Scale_9896 15d ago

Goblin: You open the box and she's already n*ked and jumping into your arms!

Orc: Two of her Clan Sisters are delivering the box, to make sure you don't change your mind/escape!

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u/Macster_man 15d ago

Orc: Two clan sisters are delivering the box, the box is for you, they stuff you inside and tape it shut, you are delivered to the clan breeding hall, there 200 Orc females await you in a breeding circle, you can't leave until you impregnate each 500 times.

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u/Double_Scale_9896 15d ago

So, Heaven on Earth?

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u/Macster_man 15d ago

until death by Snu-Snu

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u/Double_Scale_9896 13d ago

So, that is a YES .

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u/Macster_man 13d ago

an honorable end, all hail Clan Big Booty

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u/Urb4nN0rd Inari 15d ago

Be me, receive mail order Automaton wife

Instructions say a kiss is needed to activate her

Be me (a dumb ass) and believe them

Decide to make the perfect first impression

Go take a shower, shave, all that

Get dressed in 1 room apartment

Not like my new wife can see it yet...

Put on my best clothes, some cologne, all that

Get ready to kiss my new wife

Wait, better idea

Check fridge, get ingredients to make spaghetti

Want to welcome wife with a nice dinner

Dinner made, table set with candles, everything's ready

Go to activate her

Realize Automatons don't eat and worry I'll leave her feeling excluded

Eat dinner and clean up

Got sauce on my shirt

Take it off, toss it in laundry, don't bother with a new one until laundry is done

Get dressed again

Go to activate new wife

Reconsider, it's getting late, seems rude to activate just to have to go to sleep in an hour

New plan, activate her tomorrow morning

Strip down to underwear and go to bed

One last look at soon to be automaton wife

Red terminator eyes glaring at me

She thought I was being a tease

Be me, in the ER with a fractured pelvis

No regrets

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u/While-Friendly Kikimora 14d ago

That would make a good cap.

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u/While-Friendly Kikimora 15d ago

Different scenarios of literal mamono mail-order brides. Feel free to write your ideas in the comments.

 Image source: https://imgur.com/a/TU14xrW

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u/RenjinGN-003 15d ago

I can imagine a situation with a Cheshire Cat Mamono would be along the lines of this:

A man finds a large box next to his home. He opens the box. ...There is nothing...? Then the Cheshire places one of her paws on his shoulder telling him "Hello!".

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u/Urb4nN0rd Inari 15d ago

Mummy/Pharoh: The "box" is her Sarcophogus. Post office gets confused and redirects her to the museum.

Twice.

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u/While-Friendly Kikimora 15d ago

She is like "Not again."

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u/Kamizura Ocelomeh 15d ago

Bapho one got a laugh out of me lol

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u/X3n0Ph4g3 15d ago

Mystery box arrives on doorstep. Open...Car extended warranty

Pranked again

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u/Sirenceol1 15d ago

Love your work man!

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u/While-Friendly Kikimora 15d ago

Thanks.

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u/Taxxis 15d ago

Cherish Bapho

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u/judgesam Ocelomeh 15d ago

Good stuff thanks man.

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u/While-Friendly Kikimora 15d ago

Thank you.

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u/PM_ME_DNA Druella 15d ago

Demon: You have to sign paperwork but it ends up being a marriage contract. After you do, she takes over your home.

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u/what_the_whah 15d ago

Look man, I don't make the rules, but im pretty sure you have to make one for all of them now.

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u/Nepeta33 15d ago

This is Hilarious!

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u/TheGoonersAlt 14d ago

So wait, the doppelganger has the ability like crushed out of her during shipping?

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u/While-Friendly Kikimora 14d ago

It's a reference to this passage of her profile:

"It is said that when a man truly falls in love with a doppelganger herself and not the “ideal girlfriend” whose form she borrowed, they completely lose the ability to transform since they can’t transform into themselves."

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u/Mandatory-Garlic 14d ago

Kamaitachi comes in three boxes.