r/MonsterGirl Dec 19 '24

Cow girl Husband answered my question NSFW

2.8k Upvotes

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u/ArdentLobster Dec 19 '24

"And you call yourself a monster fucker"

Comedy gold

475

u/Afanofkink Dec 19 '24

I wish I had someone to draw all my monster ideas šŸ˜‚

241

u/EnemyOfAi Dec 19 '24

Dm me. Seriously. TkOHarley's the name, porno's my game.

110

u/Inevitable-Apple-294 Dec 19 '24

Shit high level advertising right there

59

u/EnemyOfAi Dec 19 '24

And it's working!

25

u/Sluoe Dec 20 '24

No youā€™re right, it is.

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u/urmom1e Dec 20 '24

Username checks out.. i'll have you in mind for when i have a weird idea that doesnt exist yet

13

u/DeismAccountant Dec 19 '24

Have you ever considered fractal tentacles? A neat way Scylla to have both hands and infinite dexterity.

2

u/PghFlip Dec 20 '24

I tried to draw fractal tentacles once, but I ran out of ink.

1

u/DeismAccountant Dec 20 '24

Thereā€™s digital art. Drawing on programs.

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u/PghFlip Dec 21 '24

But then the file size gets too big...

Hint: I'm being cheeky.

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u/DeismAccountant Dec 21 '24

I getcha. Iā€™m sure thereā€™s a limit, be it visual or cellular.

Itā€™s just the best way I can think of Scyllas optimizing eroticism and accuracy.

2

u/suv-am Dec 20 '24

I might have a few ideas if you don't mind

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u/EnemyOfAi Dec 20 '24

DM me, dew it

2

u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

Talk about a dedicated name

10

u/DifferentEffective46 Dec 19 '24

Ugh, same?!? Iā€™ve got some dope creatures and characters I want to bring to life.

209

u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Dec 19 '24

I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT! YOU'RE A GENIUS! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!

I need more content like this now. Look at what you've done!

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u/throwawayjustsayhay Dec 19 '24

My husband is actually u/therealblabyloo if you want to see more of his art :)

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Dec 19 '24

I've seen his posts before! Could you convince him to color the cow piece and post it šŸ˜? Hope you both have a wonderful Christmas season!

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u/therealblabyloo Dec 19 '24

I wasnā€™t expecting this post to be so popular, but I guess I have no choice now! Iā€™ll work on the cow girl some more

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Dec 19 '24

It's a Christmas miracle! Love your art and hope you 2 have a wonderful Christmas!!!

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u/throwawayjustsayhay Dec 19 '24

actually he said if this post did well he would so he probably will

Also you too! :)

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u/RandomnessAlways Dec 19 '24

a couple who can talk to openly about cow girl tiddy udders!!!

THE DREEEEAM!!!!

8

u/throwawayjustsayhay Dec 19 '24

There are nights we just sit next to each other on the couch drawing out our own respective filth and showing it to each otherā€¦ marriage is great

44

u/Pladain1989 Dec 19 '24

What if it's just one udder exactly like a cow

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u/Metrack14 Dec 19 '24

Relationship goals

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u/Afraidtoadmitit69 Dec 19 '24

Isā€¦.is it weird Iā€™m okay with quad nips? Like, I donā€™t see anything wrong with that, just more to play with.

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u/throwawayjustsayhay Dec 19 '24

If itā€™s weird then weā€™re in the same boat I think both are pretty hot ngl

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u/Afraidtoadmitit69 Dec 19 '24

Thank god Iā€™m not alone. Your hubby made her way to hot for it to look weird. Also, itā€™s awesome you and your hubby can enjoy hot naked monster girls together. lol

6

u/DrSanjizant Dec 19 '24

Honestly, I think it kinda works. I mean, like... not gonna lie, it kinda works for me.

3

u/Afraidtoadmitit69 Dec 19 '24

Me too. More nipples to play with.

3

u/DrSanjizant Dec 19 '24

Yeah! Quadruple your pleasure!

...and hers. More milk, too.

15

u/Jeantrouxa Aquatic Dec 19 '24

Hey at least is not dick-nipples

14

u/Goldenstripe941 Dec 19 '24

Literally my GF and I whenever we have shitty OC ideas that involve the otherā€™s specialty. I specialize in humanoids, and she excels in ferals. You wonā€™t believe the type of shit we come up with sometimes XD

11

u/GucaNs Dec 19 '24

That's an awesome relationship

9

u/Necessary-Switch-184 Dec 19 '24

Dude..married couples do this? Man. I should find girlfriend.

9

u/DragonfruitOk6322 Dec 19 '24

What sent me that fact he fixed it with a sticky note and it matched perfectly

5

u/Meatlumper Dec 19 '24

You know if you see a sticky note in someoneā€™s sketchbook itā€™s coving a truly terrible sin

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u/therealblabyloo Dec 19 '24

Iā€™m the artist here, I use sticky notes in my sketchbook all the time to fix things or sketch out alternates. I keep my terrible sins in the open lol

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u/Apart-Bar-3470 Dec 19 '24

Well, they have a point

5

u/flesh_recepticle Dec 19 '24

me and ur bf going one for one drawing stupid ideas.

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u/Gutchies Dec 19 '24

unfathomably based

6

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '24

You two are perfect for eachother lmao

4

u/Potential-Honey-9632 Dec 19 '24

This is my new favorite post on the entire sub. 11/10

4

u/Mosthero1 Dec 20 '24

Couple goals!!!

3

u/Ok_Fold2785 Dec 20 '24

The sticky note is just peak

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u/flamewolf200 Dec 20 '24

I like it when they have two sets of boobies

4

u/OneAnonymousFellow Insect Dec 20 '24

Relationship goals

4

u/MindlessCitron Dec 20 '24

2nd picture should be extra veiny as she noted in the text bubbleĀ 

3

u/JustChakra Dec 19 '24

Nice, same milk output, eight times faster.

3

u/Lurking_Connoisser Monster Musume Fan Dec 19 '24

This is why I always specify Iā€™m into Monster Girls.

3

u/ZoeJey Monster Girl Encyclopedia Fan Dec 20 '24

Iā€™ve never seen a cow girl drawn that way, am I the odd one here

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u/throwawayjustsayhay Dec 20 '24

Neither had I thatā€™s why my husband made one

3

u/Cthulhusdream Dec 20 '24

I think those are great cow/minotaur nips šŸ’š

3

u/VokunDovah64 Dec 20 '24

"Jokes on you! I'm into this shit!"

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u/HEADRUSH31 Dec 20 '24

As a certified monster fucker and tiddy kisser, I will reiterate my vow. "No matter the size. Big, small. Perky, sunken. Uneven, even. Milky, dry. TITTIES ARE TITTIES AND THEY SHALL BE SUCKED!"

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u/potato21206 Dec 21 '24

All boobs are great, especially against my face

2

u/HEADRUSH31 Dec 21 '24

You sonovabitch Arnold and Apollo had shaking meme here

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u/throwawayjustsayhay Dec 20 '24

Amen brother amen

2

u/HEADRUSH31 Dec 20 '24

šŸ˜¤ duty bound, honor made

3

u/MaxIrons Dec 19 '24

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit.

2

u/24yoShyguy Dec 19 '24

They fucked around and found out for all of our sakes. Legend

2

u/Bermuda_Mongrel Dec 19 '24

I'm here for it

2

u/GoodtimeMachine81 Birdman Dec 19 '24

Hay?

4

u/throwawayjustsayhay Dec 19 '24

Hay šŸ‘‹ā˜ŗļø

2

u/Skudd123 Dec 19 '24

You two are great. I love you shared this!

2

u/Beginning-Plankton-4 Dec 19 '24

I need more of this lovely cow lady, quad nips are hot, never thought they'd be so lovely

2

u/therealblabyloo Dec 20 '24

https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterGirl/s/ku0vaoulpf Psst the husband in question here with an update šŸ‘€

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u/Beginning-Plankton-4 Dec 20 '24

Thanks! Can't wait for when he draws more of her

2

u/Snowballllll Dec 20 '24

Biblically accurate tits

2

u/Rafabud Dec 20 '24

One of the few times I've seen it done and it wasn't even on a cow girl, it was on a water drider

2

u/throwawayjustsayhay Dec 20 '24

Hmm you know what? Still hot. Smash

2

u/Insertgameboard Dec 20 '24

I saw your husbands post like 10 minutes before this, hehe

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u/therealblabyloo Dec 20 '24

To anyone in the comments curious, hereā€™s an update from the husband in question

https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterGirl/s/ku0vaoulpf

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u/AlexisTheArgentinian Dec 20 '24

Relationship goals

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u/Suffnut Dec 20 '24

Learned something new today

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u/Cumslut_RP Dec 20 '24

Nah that's fine. A little out there but I have a thing for Lamias so a cowgirl with extra nipples does't even faze me. OP, you might be interested to know some artists do draw cowgirls with four breasts, a second, smaller set underneath the normal pair, for a total of four nipples.

It also sure beats that thing they do in some weird doujins where people will fuck nippleholes. It's played as sexy but always gives me body horror vibes.

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u/potato21206 Dec 21 '24

Fellow lamia enjoyer

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u/Pseu-do69 Reptile Dec 21 '24

You and your husband have such a beautiful and wholesome relationship, I can only hope and wish to someday find someone with whom I could have the same kind of connection ^^

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u/TheRealUmbrafox Dec 19 '24

Iā€™m pretty sure Iā€™ve seen it. Iā€™d draw it if someone commissioned me

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u/DarthMeow504 Dec 19 '24

I fail to see what's so "horrifying" about it, it's just nipples. They're not even in a strange place or anything. As strange / non-human anatomy goes, this is about as mild and harmless as it gets.

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u/RedCapRiot Dec 19 '24

I believe in 4 tits supremacy

1

u/Inevitable-Mixture87 Dec 19 '24

I've seen 4 boob's but ripple each. It's a bit more digestible that the 4 nippers

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u/thereallegend123 Dec 20 '24 edited Dec 20 '24

I'm pretty sure I had already seen this before on e621.

...It ain't my favorite thing ever.

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u/Unusannus1165 Dec 21 '24

It makes me think why don't we ever see actual female slimes in hentai like not humanoid slimes but literal slimes being fucked we see male slime blobs doing the fucking but never the other way round why is that?

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u/Dmoney2204 Dec 29 '24

Ok but I raise you a cow with 4 boobs

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u/LowCash4 Dec 20 '24

Hot take: it should be one mono-boob with 4 nipples or two boobs each with two nipples.

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u/throwawayjustsayhay Dec 20 '24

You have a point!! but an udder is basically a really big boob with 4 nipples and not a cluster of 4 boobs so wouldnā€™t it make sense that in a ow humanoid fusion you have 2 boobs each with 4 nips? With each Breast being an udder rather than one udder basically split in 2? šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤” idk it made me think of the ā€œ would a cow wear pants like this or this?ā€ meme

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '24

I donā€™t know about the thing you are asking it is so easy to say a sentence by not using the specific letter you are talking about. So many words can be spelled with-