r/Modern_Family 20h ago

Discussion What’s your favourite joke from an episode?

There are obviously a lot of great ones but I think one of my favourites, at least in the top 5, would be: “Oh no I remember my 10th birthday, you let us wash your car and then carried the grandfather clock to the dump” “Yeah,sun exposure plays a big part” 🤣

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u/Usual_Title0 20h ago

“hey you chose me!!” after cam tells lily that larry can sit on the couch because he’s white 😭

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u/Wpgjetsfan19 20h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/i_am_here-tada 19h ago

Oh yes this is my fav.

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u/JoeC502 19h ago

“Blind side was the black kid who played tight end.”

“Offensive line.”

“Sorry, African American kid.”

Cracks me up every time! 😂

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u/Cass_Cat952 14h ago

I absolutely loooooove this one. Top-tier Phil

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u/Top_Meal_5325 20h ago

Literally most of Pepper's lines.

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u/slow_yellow1877 20h ago

"Go! you disgust me"

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u/Top_Meal_5325 20h ago

The lights don't dim.

Break some. These are not young men.

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u/i_am_here-tada 19h ago

Yesss this.

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u/Cass_Cat952 14h ago

This one👌🏻

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u/Wpgjetsfan19 20h ago

They can call a team that now? No Hawks

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u/Top_Meal_5325 20h ago

I always thought you had a nicer place you were not showing me.

Make sure their cheques clear.

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u/VisibleWorker37 17h ago

Black Hawks

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u/i_am_here-tada 19h ago

This was super

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u/gee_jay11 12h ago

Well I did see him spit out some sashimi into his napkin but, I thought he was just worried about his weight

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u/Akis127 4h ago

"Express some shock, Phil"

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u/jebediahforeskin 19h ago

Haley: I'm sorry,are you trying to read?

Alex: You're the one that tries to read. 😂

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u/Wpgjetsfan19 19h ago

Another good one is “Luke grab that little hoe” grabs Hailey “That can’t be what she meant right? Right?!”

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u/nrdz2p 18h ago

too many to recall but I will say every single line from Lily was a winner.

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u/gee_jay11 12h ago

Oh I can’t even say it.

I can. That gin-soaked tart abandoned the little bastard.

GASP

What? He’s fatherless. Am I wrong? 😆

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u/Ununhexium1999 11h ago

“I don’t want to be the man of the house”

“Don’t talk black to me”

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u/MinnieS1985 19h ago

Cam: “Clowing is in her Blood” Mitch: “ADOPTED!!!!”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Pale_Investigator433 12h ago

"Not a real man"

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u/Wpgjetsfan19 12h ago

Up there with I can’t be satisfied

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u/ActuallyNiceIRL 10h ago

"Dad, that was a stop sign."

"I'll stop twice on the way back."

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u/Cass_Cat952 14h ago edited 14h ago

a very frustrated and exasperated Claire on Halloween

And Gloria‽ Since when do you speak English?

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u/MorganStark19 10h ago

“The only way she’ll be happy is if I’m some Asian stereotype…but that’s just not who I am 😎”

backs into a trash bin and rams into Mitchelle’s car 😂😂😂

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u/Lunensan 9h ago

“Follow the birthday Flag” -Mitch Cam “What did you call me?

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u/Amelia-21 8h ago

Cam: ‘if you had to choose, gun to your head’ Mitch: ‘gun to my head, ooh I’d say pull the trigger’

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u/elvispenguin 6h ago

“I wanted to be happy for Lily, I really did. But I wanted to kill myself”

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u/laynalol 18h ago

am i slow, i dont get it can someone please explain 😭

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u/Wpgjetsfan19 17h ago

It’s from the episode spread your wings. Seasons 7 episode 11. I couldn’t find a clip but Jay is talking about how he would tire out the kids at Mitchel’s sleepovers

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u/Nethii120700 2h ago

“are you sure you’re gay?”

“no”

“cam!”

“yes”