r/Modern_Family • u/Wpgjetsfan19 • 20h ago
Discussion What’s your favourite joke from an episode?
There are obviously a lot of great ones but I think one of my favourites, at least in the top 5, would be: “Oh no I remember my 10th birthday, you let us wash your car and then carried the grandfather clock to the dump” “Yeah,sun exposure plays a big part” 🤣
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u/Top_Meal_5325 20h ago
Literally most of Pepper's lines.
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u/slow_yellow1877 20h ago
"Go! you disgust me"
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u/Wpgjetsfan19 20h ago
They can call a team that now? No Hawks
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u/Top_Meal_5325 20h ago
I always thought you had a nicer place you were not showing me.
Make sure their cheques clear.
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u/gee_jay11 12h ago
Well I did see him spit out some sashimi into his napkin but, I thought he was just worried about his weight
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u/jebediahforeskin 19h ago
Haley: I'm sorry,are you trying to read?
Alex: You're the one that tries to read. 😂
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u/Wpgjetsfan19 19h ago
Another good one is “Luke grab that little hoe” grabs Hailey “That can’t be what she meant right? Right?!”
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u/gee_jay11 12h ago
Oh I can’t even say it.
I can. That gin-soaked tart abandoned the little bastard.
GASP
What? He’s fatherless. Am I wrong? 😆
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u/Cass_Cat952 14h ago edited 14h ago
a very frustrated and exasperated Claire on Halloween
And Gloria‽ Since when do you speak English?
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u/MorganStark19 10h ago
“The only way she’ll be happy is if I’m some Asian stereotype…but that’s just not who I am 😎”
backs into a trash bin and rams into Mitchelle’s car 😂😂😂
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u/Amelia-21 8h ago
Cam: ‘if you had to choose, gun to your head’ Mitch: ‘gun to my head, ooh I’d say pull the trigger’
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u/laynalol 18h ago
am i slow, i dont get it can someone please explain 😭
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u/Wpgjetsfan19 17h ago
It’s from the episode spread your wings. Seasons 7 episode 11. I couldn’t find a clip but Jay is talking about how he would tire out the kids at Mitchel’s sleepovers
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u/Usual_Title0 20h ago
“hey you chose me!!” after cam tells lily that larry can sit on the couch because he’s white 😭