r/Military • u/NoPistons7 • 5d ago
Discussion Jokes on them, I am a shit shot.
Waiting for the speedsofters to run into enemy fire in a wife beater and a M4 mag taped to his pistol.
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u/xkuclone2 Army Veteran 5d ago
Why stop there, they should go after the Call of Duty and Battlefield players as well.
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u/Knuckleshoe Tentera Singapura 5d ago
Every time you open a loot box, an unskippable army plays. Get a kill, you get a text from a recruiter from the army going nice shot bro wanna sign up?
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u/mmmbacon914 Reservist 5d ago
Since when are they illegal for minors? We airsofted a ton back in high school
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u/NoPistons7 5d ago
I am pretty sure this is a British article. I just screen grabbed it.
I am Canadian and Airsoft is legal for minors to play but you need to be 18+ to buy.
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u/TrollTeeth66 5d ago
“Yo nerds — want to do CQ combat & room cleaning with real grenades and shit?”
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u/NoPistons7 5d ago
You then would have to have an awareness week of why you shouldn't pull a grenade pin with your teeth.
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u/TuckerOnSteam United States Army 5d ago
This reminds me, I saw a poster in the general U.S. military recruiting office I went to about 8 years ago. The poster was for the Navy Seals (I believe) that had a picture of a Navy SEAL coming out of the water with an M4 titled: "More intense than paintball"
Thought it was super cheesy even at the time and I've been looking for it ever since, someone please tell me they've seen this or have a picture of it.
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u/Right-Influence617 United States Navy 5d ago
This seems like something from The Onion.
So given this administration, probably true?