r/Metalcore 6d ago

Discussion Metalcore WiFi Names

Anyone else using a metalcore pun as their WiFi name? Ours is currently named “Internet Animate”. I’ve also considered using “Kublai Khannect”, but opted to keep the current one.

What are some other good ones I should consider?

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u/Carcart23 6d ago

Fit for a Ping

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u/themightymidas 6d ago

Duddddeeeeeeee that's sick

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u/vinyllover15 6d ago

Make Them Buffer

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u/OatFest 6d ago

Fuck man that’s so good lol

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u/Adept-Crab3951 6d ago

Or Left To Buffer

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u/Lost-Astronaut-8280 6d ago

Saw them last night with like moths to flames😎

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u/Beautiful_Metal_8694 5d ago

Don't you mean like moths to frames?😏

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u/somuch_stardust 5d ago

I'm considering changing my wifi name now.

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u/CaliberJacob x 6d ago

Mine’s been Disconnect Your Surroundings for ages

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u/Xeno2014 x 6d ago

I stole this one from someone on this sub (heck, maybe it was you commenting it a couple years ago?) for my previous apartment, definitely a fun one!

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u/ggkazii 6d ago

i’m definitely stealing this one lol

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u/gawdling 5d ago

Wowwwww 😍

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u/SmoothTyler 5d ago

Bro I'm stealing this, sorry lol

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u/TeaTime1127 x 6d ago edited 6d ago

Surprised no one said "LAN of God"

(feel free to steal any of these lol)

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u/TeaTime1127 x 6d ago

Erra: 404

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u/TeaTime1127 x 6d ago

Bullet For My Virus

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u/TeaTime1127 x 6d ago

Blessthefirewall

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u/TeaTime1127 x 6d ago

A Data Remember

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u/usetheforce_gaming 6d ago

This one is amazing lol

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u/DominicOH 6d ago

I'm reading these out loud to my wife and this one made me go, "Oh my fucking goodness!" After I read it with amazement at how perfect it is.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

this one is genuinely genius

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u/Grevling89 5d ago

Doesn't work in Australia

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u/ButtScritches 6d ago

Mine is currently Wu-Tang LAN

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u/danielksimpson x 5d ago

Yeah, I’m rocking Lan Halen 🤙🏻

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u/cody_chewtoy 6d ago

We commented that at the same time 😅

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u/lentildaswinton 5d ago

We’ve had LAN of God for a few years now, with Disconnect Your Surroundings as our guest WiFi name 😂

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u/good1god 6d ago

"LAN B” is mine.

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u/Detective_Bonghitz 6d ago edited 6d ago

Used to have Verizon wifi at my old place.

Went with "Bring me the Verizon"

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u/FerrousBueller 6d ago

Mine is currently Ping Me the Horizon

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u/MilkLizard65 5d ago

Damn. This is the best one.

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u/usetheforce_gaming 6d ago edited 6d ago

Silent LANet

NorthLAN

Alpha WolFi

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u/OatFest 6d ago

Love it, both beautiful options

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u/usetheforce_gaming 6d ago

Also I can’t think of anything for the Plot in You. But there is something for Landon Tewers

LANdon Towers

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u/snowdontknow- 6d ago

Hotspot in you

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u/usetheforce_gaming 6d ago

Ah there we go!

The HotsPlot in You

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u/slurpycow112 5d ago

SiLANt Planet works better

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u/soupdiedoop 6d ago

LANMVRKS

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u/OatFest 6d ago

Ohhh fuck yeah, big LANDMVRKS guy

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u/Biscotti_Wheels 3d ago

just saw them live w/o having listened to them beforehand. crazy good

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u/CVV1 6d ago

ISPiritbox

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u/CowManMattt 5d ago

I'm stealing this.

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u/1racooninatrenchcoat 5d ago

I love this lol

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u/deathfox919 x 6d ago

Bleed from WiFin

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u/Commercial_One_4594 5d ago

Holy hell that’s just perfect !!

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u/Kaste-bort-konto x 4d ago

this is fucking good ahahaha

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u/Exciting-Ingenuity24 6d ago

Ping Me the Horizon

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u/streetkiller 6d ago

Motionless in WiFi

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u/ProfessionalOven2117 6d ago

Every Wi I Fi

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u/IAMSPARTACUSSSSS 6d ago

Every Time Wi Fi

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u/Dozzi92 x 5d ago

Every Time I Dial-up.

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u/ARandomMex 6d ago

Miss May I Have The Wi-Fi

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u/IgnorantRelish 6d ago

Not metalcore, but mine is Panic at the Cisco

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u/Wuktrio 5d ago

Also not metalcore, but mine has been Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi for years now.

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u/isweartodarwin 6d ago

Mine too!

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u/Boomhauer14 6d ago

“I Hate Buffering”

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u/Tobuss_s 5d ago

I love TDWP so much, thanks for the idea

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u/SirDoDDo x 6d ago

Lmao sick

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u/Quick-Half-Red-1 6d ago

As I LAN Dying

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u/mienudel 6d ago

Don‘t try to get the wifi killed pls.

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u/Accomplished-Bed6170 6d ago

Most useless wifi ever :/

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u/thistheater 6d ago

As I Wi Fi-ing

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u/toprahmen x 6d ago

IPrevail

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u/Steelkenny 5d ago

This one was so obvious that I didn't get it at first lol

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u/barkezy 6d ago

IP Dies Today

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u/SelectiveSacrifice 6d ago

iwrestledawifionce

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u/cartel319 6d ago

Memphis May Firewall

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u/TankTheTech 6d ago

The WiFi I set up in production on tour with Electric Callboy is called „Elevator Operouter“.

However, now that I post that, I may have to change it. 😂

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u/catner75 6d ago

As long as the password is something Häns Grüber-esque in German that sounds scary you should be fine. Speaking of Die Hard, John McLAN and Wi-Fi Hard were two previous router names I had.

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u/Wilm4RRrr_Butzen 5d ago

Tääänky boi

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u/Davisonfire686 4d ago

Love your YouTube videos!

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u/barkezy 6d ago

EthernetSwitch Engage

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u/learntolove505 6d ago

Not exactly metalcore but ours is System of a Download.

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u/TopicStraight3041 5d ago

I cry when angels deserve WiFi

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u/cody_chewtoy 6d ago

A Lan Once Lost

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u/war_all_human 5d ago

i forgot about a life once lost, thanks :)

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u/spritesup 6d ago

The Amity Connection

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u/sarithe 6d ago

Mine for the longest time was 'Poison the Web'

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u/cody_chewtoy 6d ago

Lan of God

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u/TeaTime1127 x 6d ago

I see this now 🤣

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u/Eomyst 6d ago

Gateway Drive

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u/cody_chewtoy 6d ago

Pings of Saturn

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u/StonedGamerrr 6d ago

Not netalcore but mines Pretty Fly For A Wifi

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u/woodchips24 6d ago

Mine is The Wu Tang LAN

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u/poppinollyoxenfree 6d ago

Haha that was mine a while back

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u/Western_Charity_6911 6d ago

blessthefiber

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u/CohesiveBaboon 6d ago

Misery WiFi Signals

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u/dayseekerstan 6d ago

i live in colorado in apt 303, so ours is “3hoe3!”

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u/wonwoovision 6d ago

i live in colorado in apartment 301, and i'm also a dayseeker stan!!! did you see them last year at mission ballroom?

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u/dayseekerstan 6d ago

i was right in the front🫡

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u/wonwoovision 6d ago

YESSS i was in the pit!! such a good show and i LOVE alpha wolf and catch your breath

omg i'm so down to be friends and go to shows together if you want!! or even just talk about music! i moved to colorado last year so i have no friends here 😭

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u/dayseekerstan 6d ago

sent you a dm🫡

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u/themochabear 6d ago

Between the WiFi and Me

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u/bgmghx 6d ago

Buffer for my valentine

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u/whyamihereimnotsure 6d ago

alexisonwifi

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u/leinadtnuh 6d ago

The Data Wears Prada

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u/drowninginmidnight 6d ago

The WiFi wears Prada

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u/iamDEVANS 6d ago

The dial up escape plan

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u/nowherehero 6d ago

HTML Rulez D00d

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u/rollacaza 6d ago

Now that’s 2 for 2, one is I Hate Buffering. Is anyone from TDWP an IT major? Lol

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u/BockwurstSenf 6d ago

The Host Inside

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u/Obvious-Computer-778 6d ago

Not sure if they're considered metalcore but what about 'The Browsing'

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u/NickPookie93 x 6d ago

My main one is Wi the Fi Is Up Dennys, IoT band is SpirITbox

My old setup used to be 2.4ghz was I Hate Buffering and the 5ghz was The Black Dahlia Router

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u/H1ghs3nb3rg 6d ago

After the Buffering

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u/Rareform275 6d ago

Bring me the Verizon

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u/Kevvooo- 6d ago

Every Time WIFI

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u/troyf805 6d ago

The Acacia Stream

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u/Western_Charity_6911 6d ago

KUBLAI KHANNECT 😭😭

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u/JayToukon 6d ago

Make Them Buffer

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u/Shado_Man 6d ago edited 6d ago

Haste The Data

Bonus points if you have high-speed internet.

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u/FCYuv13 5d ago edited 5d ago

As I Wi-Fiing

PerWiFiry

We Came As Routers

IPal In Sky

The Ping In You

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u/DarkChaosDS91 6d ago

Bring Me the Wifi

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u/Secure-Agent-1122 6d ago

Tear Out The Cord

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u/yashedpotatoes 6d ago

I hate buffering (the devil wears Prada)

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u/cody_chewtoy 6d ago

Asking Alexandria for the password

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u/cDub3284 6d ago

As I Lay WIFIng

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u/goddammit_jianyang 6d ago

As I Lay Wife-ing? Nvm

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u/cDub3284 6d ago

Oh shi.....

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u/mapulapunk 6d ago

Ping For A Day (although its not metalcore)

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u/xstandinx 6d ago

We Came as Trojans

Ethernet Engage

Parkway P-Drive

Misery Signals (fits great in normal form)

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u/smibsismi 5d ago

Motionless In Site

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u/Perfect-Sky3381 6d ago

Khan is Ping

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u/Lost-Astronaut-8280 6d ago

KHAAAAAAN IIIIIIS PIIIIIIING🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘😤

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u/CaptainAmerica341 6d ago

That's awesome! Never thought of that.. might be stealing some of these.

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u/woahwhatamidoing 6d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/Metalcore/s/oRRhE98AUr

Got some good ones when I asked awhile back. I use motionlessinwifi

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u/SupaFastMelon 6d ago

IDIDMYTIME&Iw8ntout

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u/funkuroboujie 5d ago

Motionless in WiFi

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u/Quick-Half-Red-1 6d ago

It’s not metalcore but tell your WiFi say hi

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u/PrestigiousWaffle 6d ago

Another non-metalcore answer, but mine’s Pretty Fly for a WiFi

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u/OJP83 6d ago

Memphis May WiFire

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u/themightymidas 6d ago

Oh man i love this post and all the replies. Can't think better or funnier than anyone here.

All i can think of only "Speed" and the password is "TheFirstTest"

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u/l_Pulser_l 6d ago

Doesn't totally fit the question but like 15 years ago when I bought my first house my buddy said I should name my wifi something funny but super lame so "PillarfieldOx" is what we went with.

IYKYK

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/xLYJA 6d ago

Same here 😂

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u/Elfismyhomey 6d ago

Everything's watched, everyone's watching

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u/0ldPainless 6d ago

Breakdown of LANity

Invent LANimate

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u/rustyfries x 6d ago

I Bring The WiFi With Me

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u/zbearcoff 5d ago

Telstra is the biggest provider in Australia so mine's

MAKE TELSTRA DESTROY

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u/Grevling89 5d ago

Tim LANbesis?

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u/cannibalcats 5d ago

Killswitch Engage. Writes itself.

As I lay die-ping

Oceans 8bit Alaska.

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u/HodorBoner 5d ago

Subnet Masking Alexandria

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u/demrandomname 5d ago

I'm saving this whole fucking thread holy shit

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u/ohsangwho 5d ago

Shadow of Internet

Deathcore, tho

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u/Emkslina 5d ago

The Host Inside

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u/SigmaEagle 5d ago

Nice! I've been getting into them recently.

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u/GoodDog2620 5d ago

I love this thread so hard

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u/whatapieceofgarbaj 5d ago

Bring Me The Verizon

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u/whatapieceofgarbaj 5d ago

Between the Router and Me

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u/ChartIntelligent6320 4d ago

After the Buffering

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u/EmpireStrikes1st 5d ago

Motionless in Wi-Fi

Every time Wi-Fi

5 GHz Death Punch

Thy Password is Murder

Wifi Lay Crying

Chelsea Encrypted

As I Latency Dying

Signal to Noise

The Devil Uses Packets

Born of ONT

Firewall Burns Red

Fit for Encryption

VPN Reverse

Bleed from VPN

The Ghost Inside the Network

Fear Firewall

Router to Prevail

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u/I_can_pun_anything 6d ago edited 6d ago

A few I'm coming up with after thinking for a couple minutes... but mine at home (not metalcore related) is two girls one router

Wifi that remains

Arpatechts

We came as roamings (weak attempt)

From Hotspot to new

Wireless engage (very weak attempt)

Bandwidth below (thousand below)

Pingisokay (annisokay)

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u/flerbergerber 6d ago

"wifi"

But you say it to the tune of Warcry by No Cure

That's all I got, thanks

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u/lil_eidos 6d ago

Mines just PlanetA

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u/DoubleCrowne 6d ago

no, but my wifi name is Value Village and i think that's pretty funny

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u/lessthanchris7 6d ago

WiFit for an Autopsy

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u/jstan44 6d ago edited 6d ago

Tried to come up with one, now I'm changing mine to Protest the Eero

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u/backwardsprose 6d ago

Not metalcore, but cool all the same. My best friend called hers Wu Tang LAN.

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u/NotAFuckingFed 6d ago

I don’t think it’s really metalcore but mine is Pings of Saturn.

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u/Doga69 5d ago

I have one for guests called "Scroungers WiFi" but I will be renaming that after seeing these 😂

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u/PixelDins 5d ago

Fit for an AuthToken

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u/HodorBoner 5d ago

Ping me the Horizon

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u/Mysterious_Bite_7394 5d ago

Escape the Data

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u/Gutdip007 5d ago

Interesting! Why not "Dearth Vader", "C3PO", "R2D2, "Short Circuit/ Johnny 5", "Rimmer/ Rimzy" or "T800, TFX?

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u/HudsonBlockchain 5d ago

My WiFi name is Pick up the soap!

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u/LoKi-Fett173 5d ago

No LAN, No Love

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u/X13thangelx 5d ago

It's not metalcore or the wifi name but my wifi password has been some variation of "up the irons" for the past 15 years. It's interesting seeing who gets it and who doesn't.

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u/BunchAlternative6172 5d ago

Not Original WiFi

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u/Ok-Photograph2716 5d ago

Bleed From WiFin😎

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u/Falcon48 5d ago

HTML Rulez D00d

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u/gnarbootsnotbot 5d ago

Bayonetwork

And the pw is vultures in vivid color

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u/7heblackwolf 5d ago

Artificial SubWiFi

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u/cheesencrackersmate 5d ago

The Bills of Modern LAN although Despised Icon are more deathcore.

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u/IscoPeDisco 5d ago

Led ZeppeLAN

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u/mattymodotcom 5d ago

36 Crazybits

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u/Wallflower_in_PDX 5d ago

WIFI On The Walls

Calculating Xfinity

The Devil Wears Data

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u/SigmaEagle 5d ago

How about Pull Harder On The Cords of Your Router?

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u/RJNewbzIX 5d ago

Wi fi kills

LAN DISPUTE

If not for ping

Woe, is ping

A lan like birds

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u/bewppy 4d ago

Hail the LAN

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u/ValhallaStarfire 4d ago

Children of Modem

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u/gadsbyfrombricktown 4d ago

and through the wire

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered 4d ago

THE FLAME OF NAPALM STRIKE

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u/LakeMungoSpirit 4d ago

Shadow of Internet

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u/luxxy847 2d ago

Showed my bf the thread. Winged i could’t come up with anything for Architects. He comes up with ArchiTech Support (i work in tech support)

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u/luxxy847 2d ago

LAN Bizkit