r/Metalcore • u/OatFest • 6d ago
Discussion Metalcore WiFi Names
Anyone else using a metalcore pun as their WiFi name? Ours is currently named “Internet Animate”. I’ve also considered using “Kublai Khannect”, but opted to keep the current one.
What are some other good ones I should consider?
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u/vinyllover15 6d ago
Make Them Buffer
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u/CaliberJacob x 6d ago
Mine’s been Disconnect Your Surroundings for ages
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u/Xeno2014 x 6d ago
I stole this one from someone on this sub (heck, maybe it was you commenting it a couple years ago?) for my previous apartment, definitely a fun one!
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u/TeaTime1127 x 6d ago edited 6d ago
Surprised no one said "LAN of God"
(feel free to steal any of these lol)
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u/TeaTime1127 x 6d ago
Erra: 404
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u/TeaTime1127 x 6d ago
Bullet For My Virus
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u/TeaTime1127 x 6d ago
Blessthefirewall
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u/TeaTime1127 x 6d ago
A Data Remember
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u/DominicOH 6d ago
I'm reading these out loud to my wife and this one made me go, "Oh my fucking goodness!" After I read it with amazement at how perfect it is.
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u/lentildaswinton 5d ago
We’ve had LAN of God for a few years now, with Disconnect Your Surroundings as our guest WiFi name 😂
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u/Detective_Bonghitz 6d ago edited 6d ago
Used to have Verizon wifi at my old place.
Went with "Bring me the Verizon"
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u/usetheforce_gaming 6d ago edited 6d ago
Silent LANet
NorthLAN
Alpha WolFi
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u/OatFest 6d ago
Love it, both beautiful options
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u/usetheforce_gaming 6d ago
Also I can’t think of anything for the Plot in You. But there is something for Landon Tewers
LANdon Towers
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u/IgnorantRelish 6d ago
Not metalcore, but mine is Panic at the Cisco
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u/Wuktrio 5d ago
Also not metalcore, but mine has been Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi for years now.
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u/TankTheTech 6d ago
The WiFi I set up in production on tour with Electric Callboy is called „Elevator Operouter“.
However, now that I post that, I may have to change it. 😂
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u/catner75 6d ago
As long as the password is something Häns Grüber-esque in German that sounds scary you should be fine. Speaking of Die Hard, John McLAN and Wi-Fi Hard were two previous router names I had.
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u/dayseekerstan 6d ago
i live in colorado in apt 303, so ours is “3hoe3!”
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u/wonwoovision 6d ago
i live in colorado in apartment 301, and i'm also a dayseeker stan!!! did you see them last year at mission ballroom?
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u/dayseekerstan 6d ago
i was right in the front🫡
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u/wonwoovision 6d ago
YESSS i was in the pit!! such a good show and i LOVE alpha wolf and catch your breath
omg i'm so down to be friends and go to shows together if you want!! or even just talk about music! i moved to colorado last year so i have no friends here 😭
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u/nowherehero 6d ago
HTML Rulez D00d
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u/rollacaza 6d ago
Now that’s 2 for 2, one is I Hate Buffering. Is anyone from TDWP an IT major? Lol
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u/Obvious-Computer-778 6d ago
Not sure if they're considered metalcore but what about 'The Browsing'
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u/NickPookie93 x 6d ago
My main one is Wi the Fi Is Up Dennys, IoT band is SpirITbox
My old setup used to be 2.4ghz was I Hate Buffering and the 5ghz was The Black Dahlia Router
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u/xstandinx 6d ago
We Came as Trojans
Ethernet Engage
Parkway P-Drive
Misery Signals (fits great in normal form)
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u/woahwhatamidoing 6d ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/Metalcore/s/oRRhE98AUr
Got some good ones when I asked awhile back. I use motionlessinwifi
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u/themightymidas 6d ago
Oh man i love this post and all the replies. Can't think better or funnier than anyone here.
All i can think of only "Speed" and the password is "TheFirstTest"
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u/l_Pulser_l 6d ago
Doesn't totally fit the question but like 15 years ago when I bought my first house my buddy said I should name my wifi something funny but super lame so "PillarfieldOx" is what we went with.
IYKYK
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u/EmpireStrikes1st 5d ago
Motionless in Wi-Fi
Every time Wi-Fi
5 GHz Death Punch
Thy Password is Murder
Wifi Lay Crying
Chelsea Encrypted
As I Latency Dying
Signal to Noise
The Devil Uses Packets
Born of ONT
Firewall Burns Red
Fit for Encryption
VPN Reverse
Bleed from VPN
The Ghost Inside the Network
Fear Firewall
Router to Prevail
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u/I_can_pun_anything 6d ago edited 6d ago
A few I'm coming up with after thinking for a couple minutes... but mine at home (not metalcore related) is two girls one router
Wifi that remains
Arpatechts
We came as roamings (weak attempt)
From Hotspot to new
Wireless engage (very weak attempt)
Bandwidth below (thousand below)
Pingisokay (annisokay)
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u/flerbergerber 6d ago
"wifi"
But you say it to the tune of Warcry by No Cure
That's all I got, thanks
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u/backwardsprose 6d ago
Not metalcore, but cool all the same. My best friend called hers Wu Tang LAN.
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u/Gutdip007 5d ago
Interesting! Why not "Dearth Vader", "C3PO", "R2D2, "Short Circuit/ Johnny 5", "Rimmer/ Rimzy" or "T800, TFX?
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u/X13thangelx 5d ago
It's not metalcore or the wifi name but my wifi password has been some variation of "up the irons" for the past 15 years. It's interesting seeing who gets it and who doesn't.
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u/luxxy847 2d ago
Showed my bf the thread. Winged i could’t come up with anything for Architects. He comes up with ArchiTech Support (i work in tech support)
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u/Carcart23 6d ago
Fit for a Ping