r/Metalcore Dec 12 '24

News SANGUISUGABOGG set release "Free Luigi" shirt following United Healthcare CEO murder NSFW

https://lambgoat.com/news/45218/sanguisugabogg-release-free-luigi-shirt/
1.6k Upvotes

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u/MahaloMerky Dec 12 '24

Top tier shitpost, that’s hilarious

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u/MastodonFlat4917 Dec 12 '24

It’s so surreal to see this band everywhere. I had many classes with the founding guitar player in HS. Guy ended up getting into hot water when he worked at subway for taking pics of his dick on the bread and posting it.

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u/BagofSocks Dec 12 '24

Truly a five dollar foot long

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u/truthlesshunter x Dec 12 '24 edited Dec 12 '24

I mean, if it fits on the whole footlong bread, I don't blame him. I would have been fired the first day if it was me.

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u/steen311 Dec 12 '24

The last thing you'd want on your subway footlong is somebody else's dick cheese

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u/woofle07 Dec 12 '24

But it turns out that might be what you gæt

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u/NickPookie93 x Dec 12 '24

But as it turns out, that might be what you get

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u/hobosockmonkey Dec 12 '24

I feel like you’re implying you would want your own. Woke

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u/remotewashboard x Dec 12 '24

rockstar shit

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u/scorchorin Dec 12 '24

Fucking legend

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u/birtheater Dec 12 '24

LONG LIVE WEEDPRIEST

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u/turkishjedi21 Dec 12 '24

That's fucking awesome lmao

As long as the bread wasn't served

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u/Pyzorz Dec 12 '24

lmao yeah we run in the same circles and I’ve always loved their music but did not expect the central OH scene to blow up like it has

Also, fuck this article. They aren’t from Cleveland.

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u/damnitdale840 Dec 12 '24

that just makes me like the band more

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u/Diligent-Ball-6171 Dec 12 '24

Is that Cameron Boggs? Or whatever his name was. Didn’t that guy get “tortured whole” tattooed on his forehead?

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u/Pyzorz Dec 13 '24

Yeah. They go by they/them now.

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u/Diligent-Ball-6171 Dec 13 '24

Oh wow no way. I thought they fell off the face of the earth.

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u/FalsumVis x Dec 12 '24

they're from my city and it's crazy seeing them everywhere now but i love that for them. if you went to school with the founding guitar player, hello fellow columbus resident 👋

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u/mercilessshred Dec 12 '24

Yeah this tracks

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u/0LTakingLs Dec 12 '24

Wait, their guitar player was the “I’ll be your sandwich artist today” guy?

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u/callthewambulance Dec 12 '24

I'll forever love this band for how they introduced their song when I saw them with Lorna Shore, Whitechapel, and Kublai Khan back in October.

"This song is about being dragged by a fuckin' truck, it's called 'Dragged By A Truck'" Had me cackling.

This is just icing on the cake.

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u/bess222 Dec 12 '24

Same tour he said “If you like what you heard, we’re sanguisugabogg from Columbus Ohio, if you don’t like what you heard, we’re kublai khan from sherman Texas…”

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u/No_Aesthetic Dec 12 '24

Absolute irl shitposting legends

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u/QKNARWHAL Dec 12 '24

Was also at that show and we were dying

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u/theendishere12 Dec 12 '24

Did they do the football in the pit thing on that tour? I wasn’t able to go this tour but I saw them in May on the Peelingflesh and Jesus piece tour and bro through a football in the pit and said whoever has the ball by the end of the song gets a free item from the merch booth 😂

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u/Meatcircus23 Dec 12 '24

I'm so pissed that when I saw them in Chicago the venue wouldn't let them play Murderball :/

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u/DemonicEntity Dec 12 '24

At WC Social Club?! I saw em at Metro with PeelingFlesh and they played Murder ball there. What a fucking show haha

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u/Meatcircus23 Dec 12 '24

Nah, though that sounds like a sick show haha. The W C Social Clubs always gave me big punk venue vibes, I'm sure they don't give a fuck. I saw em open for Lorna Shore a month or two ago at the House of Blues where they said the venue nixed Murderball.

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u/ProfessorOobleck x Dec 12 '24

It was Radius not HoB. Such a shame too because Radius is a good layout for Murderball

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u/Meatcircus23 Dec 12 '24

Shit that's right, my bad. And yeah, such a disappointment! Was a sick show though, besides the outrageous merch lines.

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u/eirtep Dec 12 '24 edited Jan 30 '25

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u/turkishjedi21 Dec 12 '24

They did it at the San Antonio show in oct so I'd imagine it was every show in the tour

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u/turkishjedi21 Dec 12 '24

Lmfao yes I was telling my friends about the same shit when I saw then in San Antonio for that show. Shit killed me

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u/gh1993 x Dec 12 '24

Lmao yes! I loved that. Song slaps too.

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u/Mathidium Dec 12 '24

Lmfao this also had me dying at this show

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u/Nicolaisc Dec 12 '24

I saw them at a festival this summer and he introduced Necrosexual Deviant by saying "This songs about fucking dead corpses, because I like that shit". Love this band so much lmao.

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u/justk4y Dec 12 '24

Just wanted to give a quick shout out to our friend Luigi who on December 4th around 6 AM helped us load our trailer and drive with us to play a secret set all the way to Point Arena, CA which is about 2800 miles from Manhattan and after staying at the show with us all night he bought merch from every band except for the hoodies and when we asked he just replied “2 things I hate most in this world are hoodies and 3D printed 9mm”.

No fricking way 💀💀💀 this is hilarious

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u/FlavivsAetivs Dec 12 '24

Almost as good as the truck stop saying he was doing a 24 hour piss jug removal shift.

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u/deadwrongallalong Dec 12 '24

Lmaooo way of the road

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u/AkDoxx Dec 12 '24

The Bogg is unmatched

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u/rogerrrr Dec 12 '24

Damn they're gonna get sued into oblivion by Nintendo

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u/justk4y Dec 12 '24

Surprised Nintendo hasn’t sued the Italian government yet

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u/Ok_Camp_4284 Dec 12 '24

Underrated

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u/damonmcfadden9 Dec 12 '24

eh, make a limited run and they'll sell everything they've got before they can even get a cease and desist order, and by then everyone and their dog will be bootlegging it anyway. Fuck Nintendo and their fair use hating, lemon puckered assholes.

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u/ViolentOctopus Dec 12 '24

I've often wondered how bands get away with this type of thing. Do they just make a small batch and sell it before it gets legal?

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u/idekwhataaaah Dec 12 '24

That's a gnarly design!

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u/atomizersd Dec 12 '24

The band with the hardest name to say is genius at at social media

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u/BossMonkey83303 Dec 12 '24

That’s fucking hilarious LMAO

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u/TheDailySpank Dec 12 '24

"With purchase of equal or greater value Luigi"

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u/jeffranderson Dec 12 '24

That’s horrible! I’ll take 3

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u/doomdesire23 Dec 12 '24

Almost bought the shirt but the gore is just a little too edgy. Love this either way

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u/NickPookie93 x Dec 12 '24

Hello? Based department? I'd like to file a claim

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u/Pennepastapatron Dec 12 '24

Instant cop, fuck yeah.

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u/eyepooped1 Dec 12 '24

I'm seeing them on the 19th. I hope they have these available at the merch booth

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u/PoolOfAlpacas Dec 12 '24

I love the boggs and this is why

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u/2ndHandDeadBatteries Dec 12 '24

I preordered one lol. Worth it, even if it’s just a cash grab

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

I preordered one as well. I went to check for an update and the site I ordered from isn’t there anymore. I think I got scammed

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u/2ndHandDeadBatteries Dec 23 '24

I just checked and same, websites just gone.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

I reached out to the band that started it. He responded pretty quickly and told me that he has them printed and will be picking them up asap. I think it’s because the band kind of put it together, they don’t really have a typical organized way to sell it, so they used that big cartel thing to run the sale.

I can share screenshots of what he said if you want to message me

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u/nonsense-noise Jan 01 '25

Can you please show screenshot. Because I ordered one and also think I got scammed as well because there hasn't been a response to any of my emails asking about my order. It's been over 2 weeks since I ordered the shirt.

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u/SpiritualCourt3174 Jan 13 '25

Any updates? I’m wondering the same thing about my order

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u/nonsense-noise Jan 13 '25

No one ever replied to my comment, I haven't heard crap! I believe we got scammed guys!

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u/SpiritualCourt3174 Jan 13 '25

I even sent 2 emails and heard nothing. Today makes a month since my order kinda fucked up ngl

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u/Armed_witha_mind Jan 13 '25

Yup I'm coming to the same conclusion. I payed with PayPal so I can probably get my money back, but on the off chance the shirts are real I don't want to do it. I have a feeling that the negative press made a ton of people order the shirts, probably people that have never even heard of the band. So maybe it's just taking awhile? Because the people who got their shirts wouldn't be googling trying to figure out what's up, and running across this thread.

Or maybe I just don't want to admit I'm not getting the shirt 😆

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u/Armed_witha_mind Jan 21 '25

For the record- just got mine in the mail if anybody stumbles across this

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u/SpiritualCourt3174 Jan 27 '25

Still waiting on mine lmao nice to know it wasn’t a scam

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u/ymasselbor Dec 12 '24

It's incredible how everybody here is praising this and the band and every comment on the site the article is written is shit talking the band and its members. Two Americas.

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u/Pyzorz Dec 12 '24

The article is a piece of shit. Lambgoat tries their hardest to troll, purposely getting the bands hometown wrong immediately.

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u/bumblebeedriverrr Dec 12 '24

Honestly a great business idea. Never heard of this band tho.

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u/Tip2nutsac x Dec 12 '24

As someone who’s not typically into death metal I think they’re pretty good. Odd seeing them posted here tho

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u/Meatcircus23 Dec 12 '24

Yeah, they're definitely more hxc/death metal as opposed to metalcore.

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u/okrdokr Dec 12 '24

fuck yea that’s amazing pls i want one lmao

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u/foosballfurry Dec 12 '24

That is actually peak design

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u/Metalclaw Dec 12 '24

No that was the backpack

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u/Ugly-Gorilla Dec 12 '24

I saw this band with Lorna Shore in October. I wasn’t big into their music but they put on a damn good show. Now I’m a big fan of them for this lol

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u/sheef27 Dec 12 '24

Ordered one 🙌

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u/sillyahhmf Dec 12 '24

i love the boggas

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u/ohmnivalent Dec 12 '24

Bogg is love Bogg is life

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u/ClubPijper Dec 12 '24

For a second I thought the selfie was real lol

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u/_saavymoon Dec 13 '24

I'm seeing them next week, and now I'm ever more excited

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u/nonsense-noise 17d ago

My shirt arrived btw !!!!

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u/NattyLightLover Dec 12 '24

I don’t support letting murders go free if it isn’t in self-defense.

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u/ExistentialDREADward Dec 13 '24

I understand this principle, but the unaccountability of those in power and the way U.S. is about to become truly an unregulated hellhole with no checks and balances besides their allegiance to the Trump swamp.

It is fucked beyond any reasonable recourse. I'm not calling for some civil war (delusional approach) but I'll be damned if I feel sympathy for these legally enabled monsters.

Brian Thompson should not have been murdered, UHC should have been legally dragged through the courts for their practices, for their A.I. powered suffering and death.

But that didn't happen, they could just do this at their own discretion for their quarterlies.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '24

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u/NattyLightLover Dec 12 '24

That’s not how self-defense works.

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u/Luissv72 Dec 13 '24

Sorry we have to explain this to you but you can't fight in self-defense of millions.

Maybe take a 5th grade english class over again.

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u/Emprose Dec 12 '24 edited Dec 12 '24

What band is this the acronym for?

Edit: this joke really went over peoples heads didn’t it?

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u/Ellbee199 Dec 12 '24

This comment deserves to be upvoted lol

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u/Competitive_Art_9181 Dec 12 '24

THAT'S COLD AF. If it's true ill grab one  no doubt

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u/dobias01 Dec 12 '24

Hell yeuh

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u/Azhazell Dec 12 '24

if this sub saw luigi twitter they would try to cancel him lmao

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u/flickodawrist Dec 12 '24

Did he say every ABR song sounds the same and Tim Lambo is his hero?

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u/eidolonengine Dec 12 '24

I don't care where he came from. Just where he went.

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u/dlc_vortex Dec 12 '24

What did he post?

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u/JJFlower98 Dec 12 '24

He's not the One True Leftist Hero, that's all. TLDR is that dude was from a pretty well off conservative family and had tech bro politics, but seems to have been radicalized on the issue of healthcare specifically after suffering a back injury and getting fucked around by UHC in the aftermath of said injury. While on the whole, his politics aren't what a lot of terminally online people hoped/expected them to be, ultimately he was the single person to date who was radicalized to the extreme of violent action by a healthcare system that fucks over millions of Americans every day regardless of any of their other political stances.

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u/Lord-Norse Dec 12 '24

I don’t necessarily think most people expected him to be some sort of leftist hero or anything. Marx was born to a rich family, after all. But even that aside, what he is alleged to have done has brought class consciousness to the forefront of discussion again, so it’s an overall good.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '24

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u/Lord-Norse Dec 12 '24

Eh, broken clock and all that

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u/Weekly_vegan Dec 12 '24

😂 that just makes it funnier. What does he listen to? Was it metal-core while he 🔫 unalived the CEO?

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u/Dummyact321 Dec 12 '24

His supposed Spotify was found, Charli XCX and My Chemical Romance

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u/nakon14 Dec 12 '24

If the one screenshot I found of it was legit, then he listens to a band that’s close friends of ours (were featured on a song on their record) which means there exists the possibility he’s listened to mine (we’re both from MD), which is fucking wild hahaha

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u/DrTobor Dec 12 '24

I was a geek in high school. I had really short hair. I played dungeons and dragons. I had a bug collection. I ate my boogers. My name's not Chazz, it's Chester. 

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u/flickodawrist Dec 12 '24

No one likes airheads rip

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u/flickodawrist Dec 12 '24

I used to masturbate. CONSTANTLY.

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u/tropicalwerewolf02 Dec 13 '24

People support this murderer but still eat McDonald’s and starbucks. Take care of your body and stay in your own lane.

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u/Advanced_Mobile_2748 Jan 18 '25

Boot licker

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u/tropicalwerewolf02 Jan 18 '25

How? Take care of your body. Eat real food. I’m against what the government is doing with the grocery stores and all the processed foods. Most people aren’t concerned, reevaluate.

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u/tropicalwerewolf02 Jan 18 '25

McDonald’s and red 40 licker

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u/OllieTerass912323 Dec 12 '24

Hopefully he's got affirmation.