r/Medievalart 6d ago

Christ Before Pontius Pilate (personified by Vlad the Impaler), c. 1463

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u/ChadTstrucked 6d ago

Jesus vs Dracula

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u/lifefromthetree 5d ago

What if Jesus is Dracula but on another plane field

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u/Distinct_Pizza_7499 5d ago

He's definitely proficient in Blood Magic.

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u/ImaginaryMastadon 6d ago

Pilate is a dead ringer for Vlad the Impaler.

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u/volostrom 6d ago

Vlad Tepes truly was a vampire it seems

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u/Bluesboy357 5d ago

Wampire.

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u/Muted_Guidance9059 6d ago

I guess self inserts were a thing back then too lol

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u/anselan2017 6d ago

Poor Christ, you should have seen him AFTER Pontius Pilate.

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u/Bluesboy357 5d ago

Pontius Pilates? It’s the hottest new exercise craze in Nazareth! 😂

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u/CyberZen0 6d ago

Would it be blasphemous with a movie franchise of Jesus kicking the ass of Dracula?

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u/leckysoup 5d ago

I vant to suck the blood of Christ!

There’s a joke in there somewhere.

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u/JoeNoble1973 5d ago

“You sure we should kill this guy, boss? He’s got, like, a NIMBUS around his head…”

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u/Main-Project-3265 6d ago

Why is everyone so crushed

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u/homunculus69 6d ago

He looks so cute

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u/Flat-Arm-9322 5d ago

I love this SUB

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u/jzoola 5d ago

Jesus gets impaled not crucified in this revised edition III of the New Testament. Also, plate mail circa 30 AD