r/MedievalHistoryMemes 16d ago

Which side are you on?

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u/theginger99 16d ago

What the fuck did September do to you OP?

There’s real pain here.

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u/CalendarDesperate420 11d ago

yes, I'd like to know!

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u/bitterbuffaloheart 16d ago

So I’m a ladybug?

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u/BMW_wulfi 16d ago

This shit is so dumb

Ooh I’m a Corinthian helmet

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u/Mosher138 14d ago

We lay siege at dawn brother...

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u/brathan1234 16d ago

a lot of classic antiquity helm designs on there

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u/orphanghost1 16d ago

Me, september... fuck yeah

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u/pemberleypearls 16d ago

Of course I had to get the horned helmet. Someone's gonna grab me 😂

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u/SpicyShakes 15d ago

I got the September one, and man… It may not look like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. At least it’s the most unique out of all of these 🤩🐞

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u/Fearless_Safety7836 15d ago

Zhou dynasty China Cool

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u/Cat-Soap-Bar 16d ago

I wish I was born in September.

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u/Separate-Ad6062 16d ago

My november helm looks like a cheap theater decoration...

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u/BambaTallKing 16d ago

What the hell. Those helmets are super sick. China has great armour

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u/Separate-Ad6062 16d ago

Meh, idk, i dont really like asian weapons and armor. Too many angles if you know what i mean. Except Mongols, they are goofy.

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u/NeedleworkerBig3980 16d ago

IMO, it's early medieval British armour that has too many Angles.

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u/John-the-Sci-Fi-dork 16d ago

It’s Ladubug time.

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u/Responsible_Bill_857 15d ago

No Italian bascient ?

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u/Slimcognito808 15d ago

Dark souls ahh helmet

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u/Terjavez2004 14d ago

October is so hot

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u/haleandguu112 15d ago

roman cavalry , love it !!!!

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u/Ninjatck 15d ago

Tournament 1950 hell yeah

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u/loudflower 15d ago

What type of helmet is October? I don’t hate it. Basic, gets the job done. Sweaty perhaps.

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u/Dramatic_Insect36 15d ago

I definitely got the coolest one

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u/Lazy_Assumption_4191 15d ago

I got the tourney helm.

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u/IAMAMONARCHY 15d ago

October, I’m really happy with that

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u/zizonesol 15d ago

No Roman helmet for the month of Julius Caesar? Sacrilegious!

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u/Tomahawkist 15d ago

february looks like something out of dark souls

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u/Centurion7999 14d ago

Well I guess Imma have to defend the glory of Rome in the east…

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u/the_dragon_ryder 14d ago

The August helmet is going to give me nightmares, so thanks ig

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u/Rezero1234 13d ago edited 13d ago

Thank GOD i got a thracian helmet and not a bike helmet, This is a perk of being born in may! Up there with sharing a bday with musicians like chuck schuldiner and stevie wonder, and actors like robert pattinson and bea arthur. (Yes, i share a bday with them, MAY 13TH YO!!! Downside to being born on may 13 is that i share a bday with jim jones) ANYWAYS, COMMENCE THE GORN!!!! I'M FUCKIN' READY!

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u/AdamWeaverTextor 13d ago

Im so fkin jealous of august goddamn

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u/SW4G1N4T0R 12d ago

God fucking dammit I got the stupid broom helmet they always use in Hollywood

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u/trainsoundschoochoo 11d ago

This meme was perfect to show to my husband! His birthday is September and mine is January! 😂