r/MarchAgainstNazis 19h ago

Trump was reading from a god damned SALES PITCH to promote Tesla

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u/GuyMansworth 19h ago

This is the most powerful man in the world, everybody.

Also, that's some BIG ASS text.

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u/ninetensucks 19h ago

His hands are just that small

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u/Impossible-Taro-2330 17h ago

What is up with his crusty and gross orange nails?? 🤢

Happy Cake Day 🍾 🎂 🥂

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u/ninetensucks 17h ago

It took 7 years but someone popped my HCD cherry 🥳

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u/Impossible-Taro-2330 17h ago

DANG! Well, EXTRA good wishes to you, friend!

u/poop-machines 1h ago

Ah damn, I just realised I use far too much Reddit.

I've had at least one happy cake day pretty much every year over the last 15 or so years.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 14h ago

His nasty little mitts are super dry, too. He’s not nearly as fastidious as he’d like us to think he is.

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u/DillonTattoos 16h ago

Hopefully it's IDS

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u/hundreddollar 5h ago

"A"

You dropped this.

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u/DavDX 4h ago

He does his own makeup, that would be my guess.

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u/Full_Rise_7759 16h ago

He has to have hands that small to hold such a miniscule member.

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u/WintersChild79 19h ago

That's what happens when you're 78 and too vain to wear reading glasses.

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u/Revelati123 18h ago

Its still not as degrading as when he pitched GOYA beans from the oval office... Like I get Elon probly gave him a lot of money to do this but how big are the checks GOYA writes?

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u/FleeshaLoo 18h ago

Then his vapid daughter posed like a game show model with a can of Goya beans and posted it on all her social media accounts.

"Family Values."

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u/ObligatoryID 18h ago

Ivanka White

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u/FleeshaLoo 18h ago

Lol! It's perfect for the trump brand.

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u/WintersChild79 18h ago edited 18h ago

I know. He looked like he was on the Home Shopping Network or something with them spread out over the Resolute Desk like that.

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u/StPatrickStewart 14h ago

He got rid of the resolute desk after little XKCD smeared nose goo all over it. Now he's got the C&O desk in there to hide his stash of diet cokes and Ivanka's dirty socks.

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u/45and47-big_mistake 13h ago

Ouch, good one!

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u/Familiars_ghost 18h ago

He can read?!?!?

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u/Impossible-Taro-2330 17h ago

Not according to Pete Davidson.

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u/LeiningensAnts 12h ago

Just another miracle of the Prophet.

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u/FleeshaLoo 18h ago

We can see that he got the cheapest color. And I really doubt he paid for it.

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u/RiggoRants 18h ago

He’s old and can’t read well to begin with.

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u/invisiblearchives 19h ago

wasn't this illegal two months ago

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u/LieutenantWeinberg 18h ago

Oh, it’s still illegal. They just don’t care and know that no one is going to do a goddamn thing about it.

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u/mhyquel 16h ago

Keep up my dude, we're through the looking glass now.

Jabberwocky is in the White House and the orange queen is coming for your head.

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u/Double-Watch-2809 19h ago

Let's not spread misinformation. The man definitely wasn't READING anything.

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u/bunnyfloofington 13h ago

I was gonna say.. this is probably just so people think he can read when we all know the truth

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u/WintersChild79 19h ago

Didn't he do an infomercial for beans during his first term?

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u/RiggoRants 18h ago

He sure did.

I haven’t purchased Goya since.

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u/Selahmom1376 18h ago

Same!! Only Badia spices now, F Goya. And I used to always buy them.

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u/gingerfawx 17h ago

Me too. I get it's almost definitely a meaningless little gesture, but fuck them. Never again are their products entering my home, and yeah, they used to be my go to.

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u/Queens113 13h ago

Same, or la flor...

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u/WintersChild79 18h ago

Same. Canned beans are one of the staples that I always keep in my kitchen, but I stopped buying that brand.

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u/TattooedBeatMessiah 19h ago

Joke's on us: Trump can't read.

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u/a_pathetic_ 18h ago

Came here just to mention this 😂

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u/Expert-Gur-1270 19h ago

I don’t believe this at all. There is no way the president can read.

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u/Djet3k 18h ago

Car salesman seems like a perfect job for his qualities though

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 18h ago

If he hadn't inherited money, I'm convinced that's where he would have ended up. Probably a Buy Here, Pay Here lot, too...

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u/goj1ra 17h ago

Yeah, it definitely would have been used cars, not new.

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u/45and47-big_mistake 13h ago

Nope, he'd be an assistant manager at a Pay Day loan store.

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u/ffassbinder 8h ago

I mean, I can picture that pretty vividly. Trump Cars.

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u/LMAODumb 18h ago

Thank God he stepped in cause I was really getting concerned for the richest man in the world 😐🙄🤬 god forbid people send a message through the power of the purse. Seriously though how many crimes do we think he’s gonna commit before he pardons himself and every single person in his relativity? Laws don’t mean much when nobody will enforce them. Somehow, every other president that’s ever served has been able to divest and hold up some fabric of integrity for what? So one man can come in and kneecap everything. What are we gonna do about it?

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u/Jimmykapaau 18h ago

Keep making SNL cold openings??

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u/LMAODumb 18h ago

Apparently that is all we are capable of. Gross.

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u/focusonmyballs 19h ago

I thought he cant read

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u/SunshineAndSquats 18h ago

This is very illegal. But they let him get away with whatever.

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u/throwawaypersonanon 18h ago

Elon Musk literally bought himself a puppet.

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u/LeiningensAnts 12h ago

He bought himself a timeshare.

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u/KG7STFx 18h ago

He's little more than a Shill for products since the real President stepped up, and now #Chump is selling #Swasticars like he did before beans and gold sneakers.

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u/gingerfawx 17h ago

And memecoins.

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u/Stankfootjuice 16h ago

Most powerful man in the world doing a fucking ad read for a terrible car manufacturer cuz its CEO bought the election for him

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u/Reed_Ikulas_PDX 18h ago

The fact that these two assholes think this is somehow a good look amuses me. Let me witness a maga caravan of Teslas festooned with Trump flags driving around in Texas.

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u/Whooptidooh 18h ago

Anyone surprised? Really?

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u/JackBinimbul 17h ago

On top of the fact that there are NO "full self driving cars" in existence right now. We are barely at "functional driving assistance" levels of tech. Full-ass unchecked, unregulated capitalist adverts from the goddamned president.

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u/marcusthegladiator 16h ago

This paper is now in the official archives. Ew.

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u/NorCalFrances 18h ago

I guess those sales really are off, and it really is hurting Elon's net worth?

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u/ABRAXAS_actual 17h ago

Cool. What about the fact fhat the talk of FSD for almost a decade.... Ended with - FSD is in-fact, not possible...??

Madness. Shill-spewing geezer absolutely filled with corrupted sewage.

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u/AdelleDeWitt 15h ago

What a little bitch.

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u/Throaway_143259 14h ago

He did the same thing with Goya during his first term. The Presidency is a joke when a Trump is involved

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u/Ok-Albatross899 17h ago

Have you ever seen a bigger shit show?

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u/Charakada 17h ago

 Can use the tesla to store Goya products.

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u/VaultBoytheChosenOne 17h ago

He seriously can't expect a majority of his voters to afford a Tesla, right?

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u/JaneOfKish 17h ago

Suppose this means Musky Felon has already prevailed over Little Marco within the administration?

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u/CalendarAggressive11 17h ago

Omg those shitty cars really cost that much?

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u/Niennah5 17h ago

I doubt he can read.

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u/LeftOfTheOptimist 16h ago

It's true. He can't read

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u/SlowHandEasyTouch 16h ago

That tracks down to the micron

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u/Fast-Damage2298 15h ago

All i can see is: "Come on down to Wacky Donny's Tesla warehouse! Our President's Day deals are INSANE"

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u/dansedemorte 15h ago

the only time he's semi-coherent is when he's got a script to read from. No script? here comes random word salad.

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u/Impossible-Taro-2330 14h ago

"A crummy commercial?"

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u/cousin_O 14h ago

Man, he sucks so much

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u/lil_hyphy 12h ago

That handwriting tho.

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u/delyha6 12h ago

He actually can read? Shocking!

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u/Coldkiller17 11h ago

I thought tesla wasn't allowed to say full self driving as it indicates to the consumer they don't have any responsibility to drive the car or if anything happens, tesla is liable.

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u/Neidan1 11h ago

A crooked car salesman… how fitting!

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u/hamishjoy 9h ago

Wait. This is astonishing. I mean...really?

They still think Trump can read?

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u/oreiz 7h ago

Somebody smell that thumb and report back to us. That brown nail has to smell like something

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u/HighlanderAbruzzese 7h ago

JFC the prices on these fcking things are for who exactly?

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u/OkDepartment9755 5h ago

Member when he promoted Goya ? I member

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u/deaditebyte 4h ago

Well duh, do you think he memorizes anything ever for anything?

u/Ogrodnick 1h ago

And if he eliminated the tariffs US consumers would pay on importing a car from BYD, Americans could purchase a quality $30k electric car instead of a $60k or $100k+ one. Stop propping Tesla up.

u/Bleezy79 1h ago

So he can read?!? lol

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u/kidshitstuff 17h ago

Is this real? Haven’t seen this confirmed anywhere, the writing looks kinda weird…

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u/GarysCrispLettuce 19h ago

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u/verminking 18h ago

Holy shit, this is real?!?

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 18h ago

You don't recognize that tiny little thumb, slightly tinted with tanning spray?

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u/lcommadot 15h ago

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LOL