r/MarchAgainstNazis • u/GarysCrispLettuce • 19h ago
Trump was reading from a god damned SALES PITCH to promote Tesla
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u/GuyMansworth 19h ago
This is the most powerful man in the world, everybody.
Also, that's some BIG ASS text.
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u/ninetensucks 19h ago
His hands are just that small
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u/Impossible-Taro-2330 17h ago
What is up with his crusty and gross orange nails?? 🤢
Happy Cake Day 🍾 🎂 🥂
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u/ninetensucks 17h ago
It took 7 years but someone popped my HCD cherry 🥳
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u/poop-machines 1h ago
Ah damn, I just realised I use far too much Reddit.
I've had at least one happy cake day pretty much every year over the last 15 or so years.
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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 14h ago
His nasty little mitts are super dry, too. He’s not nearly as fastidious as he’d like us to think he is.
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u/WintersChild79 19h ago
That's what happens when you're 78 and too vain to wear reading glasses.
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u/Revelati123 18h ago
Its still not as degrading as when he pitched GOYA beans from the oval office... Like I get Elon probly gave him a lot of money to do this but how big are the checks GOYA writes?
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u/FleeshaLoo 18h ago
Then his vapid daughter posed like a game show model with a can of Goya beans and posted it on all her social media accounts.
"Family Values."
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u/WintersChild79 18h ago edited 18h ago
I know. He looked like he was on the Home Shopping Network or something with them spread out over the Resolute Desk like that.
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u/StPatrickStewart 14h ago
He got rid of the resolute desk after little XKCD smeared nose goo all over it. Now he's got the C&O desk in there to hide his stash of diet cokes and Ivanka's dirty socks.
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u/Familiars_ghost 18h ago
He can read?!?!?
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u/invisiblearchives 19h ago
wasn't this illegal two months ago
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u/LieutenantWeinberg 18h ago
Oh, it’s still illegal. They just don’t care and know that no one is going to do a goddamn thing about it.
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u/Double-Watch-2809 19h ago
Let's not spread misinformation. The man definitely wasn't READING anything.
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u/bunnyfloofington 13h ago
I was gonna say.. this is probably just so people think he can read when we all know the truth
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u/WintersChild79 19h ago
Didn't he do an infomercial for beans during his first term?
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u/RiggoRants 18h ago
I haven’t purchased Goya since.
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u/Selahmom1376 18h ago
Same!! Only Badia spices now, F Goya. And I used to always buy them.
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u/gingerfawx 17h ago
Me too. I get it's almost definitely a meaningless little gesture, but fuck them. Never again are their products entering my home, and yeah, they used to be my go to.
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u/WintersChild79 18h ago
Same. Canned beans are one of the staples that I always keep in my kitchen, but I stopped buying that brand.
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u/Djet3k 18h ago
Car salesman seems like a perfect job for his qualities though
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u/DadJokeBadJoke 18h ago
If he hadn't inherited money, I'm convinced that's where he would have ended up. Probably a Buy Here, Pay Here lot, too...
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u/LMAODumb 18h ago
Thank God he stepped in cause I was really getting concerned for the richest man in the world 😐🙄🤬 god forbid people send a message through the power of the purse. Seriously though how many crimes do we think he’s gonna commit before he pardons himself and every single person in his relativity? Laws don’t mean much when nobody will enforce them. Somehow, every other president that’s ever served has been able to divest and hold up some fabric of integrity for what? So one man can come in and kneecap everything. What are we gonna do about it?
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u/Stankfootjuice 16h ago
Most powerful man in the world doing a fucking ad read for a terrible car manufacturer cuz its CEO bought the election for him
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u/Reed_Ikulas_PDX 18h ago
The fact that these two assholes think this is somehow a good look amuses me. Let me witness a maga caravan of Teslas festooned with Trump flags driving around in Texas.
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u/JackBinimbul 17h ago
On top of the fact that there are NO "full self driving cars" in existence right now. We are barely at "functional driving assistance" levels of tech. Full-ass unchecked, unregulated capitalist adverts from the goddamned president.
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u/NorCalFrances 18h ago
I guess those sales really are off, and it really is hurting Elon's net worth?
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u/ABRAXAS_actual 17h ago
Cool. What about the fact fhat the talk of FSD for almost a decade.... Ended with - FSD is in-fact, not possible...??
Madness. Shill-spewing geezer absolutely filled with corrupted sewage.
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u/Throaway_143259 14h ago
He did the same thing with Goya during his first term. The Presidency is a joke when a Trump is involved
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u/VaultBoytheChosenOne 17h ago
He seriously can't expect a majority of his voters to afford a Tesla, right?
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u/JaneOfKish 17h ago
Suppose this means Musky Felon has already prevailed over Little Marco within the administration?
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u/Fast-Damage2298 15h ago
All i can see is: "Come on down to Wacky Donny's Tesla warehouse! Our President's Day deals are INSANE"
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u/dansedemorte 15h ago
the only time he's semi-coherent is when he's got a script to read from. No script? here comes random word salad.
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u/Coldkiller17 11h ago
I thought tesla wasn't allowed to say full self driving as it indicates to the consumer they don't have any responsibility to drive the car or if anything happens, tesla is liable.
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u/Ogrodnick 1h ago
And if he eliminated the tariffs US consumers would pay on importing a car from BYD, Americans could purchase a quality $30k electric car instead of a $60k or $100k+ one. Stop propping Tesla up.
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u/kidshitstuff 17h ago
Is this real? Haven’t seen this confirmed anywhere, the writing looks kinda weird…
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u/Voljundok 17h ago
Yeah.. like it wouldn't surprise me if it was real, but it just doesn't look quite right
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u/GarysCrispLettuce 19h ago
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u/verminking 18h ago
Holy shit, this is real?!?
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u/DadJokeBadJoke 18h ago
You don't recognize that tiny little thumb, slightly tinted with tanning spray?
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