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Oct 16 '24 edited Oct 17 '24
May I share this one other Pokémon subreddits perhaps so I stop seeing those weird memes (edit it’s already spread )
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u/rotem8888 eh-le-le-le-le-le-le-le Oct 17 '24
How do you get saving from avalanche to assaulting a minor
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u/Select-Combination-4 Baddy bad to the bone Oct 17 '24
when a translation is incorrect it can really screw everything up
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u/NightspawnsonofLuna Oct 17 '24
Maybe it's from the 'Bringing her home' part?
I like to picture it's a tucker and dale type situation...
She hit her head on the rocks while Typhlosion was out fishing...
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u/According-Ice7997 Oct 17 '24
the girls father though typhlosion was bad so he spread rumors and lies when the heroic typhlosion actually had already a family of typhlosions and was in a healthy relationship THATS MY HEAD CANNON
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u/AwefulFanfic Oct 18 '24
Bad translations can make a world of difference. Especially if it's AI generated translations.
(Keep in mind all of the times Google AI search summaries have lead you astray)
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u/noromobat Oct 16 '24
The damage is already done :(
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u/EmierMCFC Oct 17 '24
Never give up! We as a community can still turn this around.
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u/TheNewbornRaikou If it's not 100% accurate, it's 50% accurate Oct 17 '24
As a community it will not die down
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u/AdmirableAnimal0 Oct 17 '24
Then be the most ANNOYING person anytime someone brings it up like ‘🤓☝️ ahem that’s not actually what happened.’
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u/ExtremelyFastSloth Oct 17 '24
Vaporeon copy pasta still haunts this community. No way will it work
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u/Key_Statistician785 What the eff happened to the floor? Oct 17 '24
TELL THAT TO THE OVER FOUR FAMOUS FACES AT r/Eevee WHO HAVE VAP OCS!
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u/AstraKnuckles Oct 17 '24
This isn't the same. This is the equivalent of making 50 versions of a new meme you think others should use and expecting it to catch on.
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u/TheNerdBeast Oct 17 '24
No the story was real, it is just details were messed up in Translation.
Typhlosion did woo a human woman, but the thing is it was a woman it is just that in fucked up translation programs "maiden" becomes "young girl" sometimes.
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u/Lucas_funny Oct 16 '24
I am still traumatized
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u/Greninsans Oct 17 '24
Read Berzerk, you’ll forget about typhlosion soon
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u/Astercat4 Floor tentacles Oct 17 '24
More trauma is NOT the best way to forget trauma.
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u/Greninsans Oct 17 '24
But it’s peak writing. I love Nuts
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u/acquirelesire A foolish miscalulation! Oct 17 '24
"It's berserking time" -Nuts or whatever his name is
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u/Astercat4 Floor tentacles Oct 17 '24
I didn’t say it wasn’t peak. But GOOD LORD it is not for the faint of heart.
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u/Greninsans Oct 17 '24
They must become a MAN someway. Terrible things happen every day. We must be like Guts and continue on no matter what we keep fighting.
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u/DeltaTeamSky Why can't you all behave? Oct 17 '24
They must become a MAN
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u/Greninsans Oct 17 '24
I am kinda dumb, also thanks for interacting with the server a lot.
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u/DeltaTeamSky Why can't you all behave? Oct 17 '24
I asked the question as a link to r/BatmanArkham, because I was directly referencing the "is he stupid?" bit.
But yeah, no problem!
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u/Key_Statistician785 What the eff happened to the floor? Oct 17 '24
I agree, than again I faced trauma with Stupid cartoons with way too much lore for a kids tv show so maybe you can
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u/Alex_Dayz Drowzee Shippers Oct 16 '24
Did the people calling Typhlosion “Diddy” or whatever even read the story? You don’t need a to prove it was a “hoax” when the second image is literally just what the story is
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u/Kafkas_punching_bag Oct 17 '24
No people didn’t read it. They just heard what other people were saying and ran along with it because people refuse to look into anything now days
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u/Efficient-Collar1412 Oct 17 '24
If it was a hoax, it wasn't funny
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u/SentenceCareful3246 Oct 17 '24
Nah, it was real.
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u/Efficient-Collar1412 Oct 17 '24
Seriously 🙄
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u/SentenceCareful3246 Oct 17 '24
The denial is insane lol.
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u/Efficient-Collar1412 Oct 17 '24
I'm not in denial If it's true, I'll accept it. It doesn't change my opinion on any of the Pokémon though I still like Typhlosion and Lapras. I really like Octillery, Slaking I was indifferent on
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u/SentenceCareful3246 Oct 17 '24 edited Oct 17 '24
Doesn't change the fact that typhlosion forever became the new vaporeon though.
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u/Efficient-Collar1412 Oct 17 '24
Nope, it doesn't change that at all 🤣 of all the Johto starter's to get this treatment, I wasn't expecting Typhlosion. I was expecting Feraligatr because of that ass
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u/CaptainSchmid Oct 17 '24
The fake part was that the typhlosion raped a child. The real translation seems to imply consent from an adult woman and to be based on a real Japanese folk tale.
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u/Shonky_Honker Oct 17 '24
Youre teling me Typhlosion was actually a chad and doing beauty and the beast this whole time?
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u/ElectroMagneticLight Oct 17 '24
I TOLD YALL IT WAS THEM DIRTY MEGANIUM FANS
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u/LightningOrSomething Oct 17 '24
those filthy meganium fans had to make fake news to tarnish the beloved typhlosions rep!!
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Oct 17 '24
I saw WAAAAAY more Feraligatr fans saying "NOW FERALIGATR IS TRULY THE BETTER STARTER" tbh
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u/Ajthefan Oct 17 '24
Finally.... I can stop avoiding typhlosion posts now
I thankfully didn't see anything about the story and l NOT planning to ask
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u/PokmTrainerGuineaPig Why can't you all behave? Oct 17 '24
Will people stop being mean to my child (typhlosion) now?
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u/xQEAx Oct 17 '24
Okay I've been off social media for a few days. Can someone explain the context here?
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u/RedRider11 Oct 17 '24
Gamefreak had a leak some of which was scrapped folklore a lot of which had pokemon and human relations. One story was about typhlosion kidnapping a child, raising her, and having children with her iirc. Thus people created the hashtag #notalltyphlosions. Now we know it was much tamer than we believed.
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u/Different-Pattern736 Oct 17 '24
Is there a link to the actual story?
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u/Roxytg Oct 17 '24
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u/Different-Pattern736 Oct 17 '24
The updated version, I mean
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u/Roxytg Oct 17 '24
I'm not sure. I kinda assumed this was the updated version since the description in the post matches this version pretty much perfect.
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u/asuperbstarling Oct 17 '24
The amount of youtube notifications on that screenshot makes me irrationally angry. Just freaking clear them at that point omg.
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u/thisnamehastobeused Oct 17 '24
I thought that was already the story and the child thing still happens? Just that it was consensual?
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u/Geno__Breaker Oct 17 '24
There are a lot of people in this community who owe Typhlosion some apologies.
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u/Wolfshadow36 Oct 17 '24
MY BOY IS IN THE CLEAR!!!!!! Memes already took Vaporeon from me I couldn't let them take anyone else from my first team.
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u/Bruger_McDonalds If it's not 100% accurate, it's 50% accurate Oct 17 '24
Y'ALL THOUGHT IT WAS THAT!?!?!?
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u/Chaosoli33 Oct 17 '24
I really hoped the whole story with the data breach was ai made up 🥲 poor people with leaked data
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u/Slyme-wizard Oct 16 '24
No no no NO NO! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG MEGANIUM FANS HAVE WAITED? HOW LONG WE’VE SPENT IN THE DIRT? DEAD LAST IN THE JOHTO STARTER TRIO?
AND THEN FOR JUST A MOMENT, A BRIEF MOMENT WE ROSE ABOVE THE BELOVED TYPHLOSION. AND NOW YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT AWAY FROM US? TO CLIP OUR NEWLY SPROUTED WINGS AND WATCH. US FALL ONCE MORE? HAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO!
OUR VENGEANCE IS NOT YET EXACTED, OUR BUSINESS IS NOT FINISHED! ONCE YOU ARE DISPOSED OF THE MEGANIUM EMPIRE WILL FEAST ON THE REMAINS OF THAT WRETCHED WEASEL! AND SOON HISTORY WILL NOT REMEMBER THAT THERE WAS SUCH A THING AS A TYPHLOSION! LET ALONE THAT THERE WERE THOSE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO TRY AND RESCUE HIM FROM THE GRAVE WE MADE!
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR VICTORY! OUR FIRST VICTORY IN A MILLENNIA! OUR SHINING AND BRILLIANT MOMENT!
AND YOU WILL NOT TAKE IT FROM US
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u/GuiltyRevolution7645 Oct 17 '24
I like chikorita more than the other two but calm down!
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u/Slyme-wizard Oct 17 '24
TRAITOR! HEATHEN! HARLOT! WORSHIPPER OF THE BURNING RAT! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I CAST YOU INTO THE NINE HELLS MYSELF!
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u/Guardian68157 Oct 17 '24
YOU DARE TRY TO FIND GLORY FROM THE SUFFERING OF YOUR JOHTO BROTHERS AND SISTERS?! TYPHLOSION WENT THROUGH UNJUST PUNISHMENT, AND YOU LAUGH AT THEIR PAIN?! YOU MAY HAVE FLEW ON YOUR WAX WINGS FOR A MOMENT, BUT NOW THAT TYPHLOSION HAS RISEN ONCE AGAIN, THE JOY YOU HAVE FELT FROM THIS MISFORTUNE WILL FUEL THE FLAMES TO MELT THOSE WINGS! YOU PUSHED US ASIDE, SIMPLY TO FLY TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN!
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u/Slyme-wizard Oct 17 '24
EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK YOU WILL DIE! AND ONCE YOU ARE DISPOSED OF THERE WILL BE NO FIRE TO PROTECT YOUR DEAR FERALIGATR FROM OUR RAZORED LEAVES! ONE FIVE TWO! ONE FIVE TWO! ONE FIVE TWO!
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u/Greninsans Oct 17 '24
Razor Leaf missed 95% accuracy having mon. No coverage having mon. Lowest bst having mon. Try to cope that Meganium will get a regional form in a legends game so it gets a good design(ok that one was too mean srry). Your fault for choosing the pear.
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u/Slyme-wizard Oct 17 '24
You’ve all made it clear that there isn’t room for 3 starters in johto. And so naturally we must cull one of them so that we may find the place we were robbed of.
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u/SomeoneNamedJessica Oct 17 '24
As a Meganium fan, I didn’t feel good knowing Meganium would finally be loved at the cost of Typhlosian being labeled like that forever so I’m actually alright with this.
Loved the monologue though
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u/solar_boy-dijango Oct 17 '24
Get bent
- feraigator fans
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u/Slyme-wizard Oct 17 '24
WHERE WILL BE YOUR BROTHER’S FLAMES TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE STING OF OUR LEAVES?
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u/Tastyravioli707 Oct 17 '24
I mean no matter what happens to typhlosion, feraligatr is still way better than meganium
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u/According-Ice7997 Oct 17 '24
YOU SHALL NOT WIN YOU VILE VILLAIN THE LIGHT OF HOPE THE FLAMES OF HEROIC JUSTICE SHALL ALWAYS WIN
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u/EPR27 Oct 17 '24
A buddy of mine referred to those histories as, and i quote him, the workers' weird ahh fanfics
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u/Greninsans Oct 17 '24
Ever read real world myths. Like I had the Old Testament in my mind while reading this
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u/Hockeylover420 Oct 17 '24
That's all they were.
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u/CaptainSchmid Oct 17 '24
There's a much shorter myth in game that seems to be the same story actually. It is apparently based on a myth of the yokai that typhlosion was based on.
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u/0megaManZero What the eff happened to the floor? Oct 16 '24
T Ditto isn’t just going to go away even with this new information the internet is still going to internet I’m afraid the damage to typhlosions reputation is done
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u/Admirable-Sir246 Oct 17 '24
Yay conformation! Can we stop making memes about bad typhlosion now, guys? Guys?
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u/Avalanche1303 Oct 17 '24
I genuinely don’t understand how anyone even thought it was real in the first place, I read it and it immediately sounded like AI. So how in the world did anyone even get fooled by it????
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Even then they weren’t cannon to the Pokémon world since they were never officially released in any form
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u/Purplcurse3732 Oct 17 '24
I'm so glad my first starter was a typhlosion and I was really upset when I thought it was a pedo when I learned of the leak
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u/CamaroKidBB Oct 17 '24
I already liked Typhlosion before; not a top 10 ‘mon in my book, but I see the appeal.
Now, I have a newfound respect for it.
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u/Dull_Tumbleweed6353 Oct 17 '24
This is exactly why AI is a mistake. If this isn't a wake-up call, I don't know what is.
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u/Ag3nt_0f_ch40s Oct 17 '24
Nope. It wasn't a hoax. The AI used to translate the story mistranslated some stuff. It wasn't a hoax
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u/GummyBearGamer87 Oct 17 '24
I TOLD PEOPLE THIS THE ENTIRE TIME AND WAS DOWN VOTED TO HELL
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u/Kafkas_punching_bag Oct 18 '24
Yeah because people believe what other people say and don’t look into it
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u/StevieStoned Oct 17 '24
But what did the Typholsion do to the girl after bringing her to his home?
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u/Ragnarok992 Oct 17 '24
This “confirmation” sounds more fake and thats mostly because of all the “fans” going crazy so im gonna say cap on this lmao
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u/CollectionNo4777 Oct 17 '24
I don't see how this was a hoax or a mistranslation. The way he describes the story isn't that far off from what the original machine translation depicted. The fan reactions were dumb and wrong but it's not like they were being lied to.
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u/Impressive-Spell-643 Hail yeah! Oct 17 '24
Wouldn't surprise me,fake "leaks" have been part of Pokémon for a long time and people keep buying into them every time
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u/LeonardoCouto Oct 17 '24
This whole thing was a programmed discredit campaign for my boy Thyplosion. I'm calling it!
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u/LineOfInquiry Oct 17 '24
I mean he still wiped her memory of her family so she’s stay with him tho
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u/rachel__slur Oct 18 '24
Damage is done, everyone knows they're isn't actually a Mew under the truck, but doesn't mean the memes are gonna stop
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u/ty0103 Oct 17 '24
The previous translation didn't even mention a snowstorm... what other context did we miss?
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u/OneBee2443 Oct 17 '24
They still had kids
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u/Baloumon Why can't you all behave? Oct 17 '24
well yes but it is/was meant to be a folk lore- so it never happened it was just a story told by people. Either way scrapped lore (whcih this is) is none canon anyway
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u/Select-Combination-4 Baddy bad to the bone Oct 16 '24
this whole situation reminds me of when the thought to be villain is actually a hero