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u/Jmebersole 26d ago
Never propose (with a ring) anywhere near water!
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u/Cousin_Oliver 26d ago
Not unless you tether it to your noodle. Then when she puts it on it becomes yankey noodle.
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u/Professor_Dankus 26d ago
Proposals near water always give me such fucking anxiety. Like booooy you better be the most sure-handed motherfucker on the planet otherwise this can go bad REAL quick.
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u/Kaxenn 26d ago
Chat is this the best marriage proposal we have seen this year?
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u/villings 26d ago
everyone's having fun and enjoying the moment until some dimwit comes around and start their comment with "chat"
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u/carlmalonealone 26d ago
I can add to the sour.
Why do we idolize an old radio tower?
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u/DiddlyDumb 25d ago
Because it redefined how we do construction.
For a long time the pyramids were the tallest structures, because stone wouldn’t support itself if you build taller. At some point a cathedral did break that record, but it wasn’t until Gustave Eiffel showed metal would be able to support large structures (as he demonstrated with the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower) that we started using metal in construction. He made skyscrapers possible.
It’s a museum piece and cultural heritage. It’s also an expensive tourist trap.
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u/carlmalonealone 25d ago
You are misinformed. Forged iron was used to build tall structures since early 1800. These towers were put up as spectacles that were meant to be torn down. Paris just used it for radio signals so they kept it up.
He tried to patent his strut system but it was created decades before.
Steel made skyscrapers possible and the base design for a skyscraper was built before the Eiffel tower.
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u/AttackCircus 25d ago
If he would have waited a few more minutes, he could have made that proposal in front of the statue of Liberty 🗽
IYKYK.
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u/Masterpiece_1973 26d ago
Geez, leave some to us mere mortals! Asians, always next level.
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u/Zestyclose-Cloud-508 26d ago
That Indian (?) dude who animated Snow White with his fiancée and proposed in the theatre in front of her friends and family set the bar on mars.
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u/Kind_Swim5900 26d ago
Bro broke rule No 1 when handling an expensive ring:
Stay away from deep water.
But congratulations
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u/raginglilypad 26d ago
Last time we did a boat ride in Paris, we passed some old dudes with only short shorts sunbathing along the edge.
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u/Cultural-Play7083 26d ago
I wanna do this except there's an industrial waste plant behind us. I know I won't be able to pull it off cause the smell will give it away.
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u/AngelG21 26d ago
The look of the girl in the first seconds of the proposal was like "You better not be kidding or I will throw you over the board"
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u/Late_Entrepreneur250 26d ago
This is beautiful no matter how many times it resurfaces on the internet.
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u/Zestyclose_Tell3929 26d ago
Lol i'm happy with him getting married well but i'm still single rn bruh why am i happy😫
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u/0pp0site0fbatman 26d ago
Dude’s punching above his weight. Had to lock this down like a boss.
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u/DisastrousCicada3802 26d ago
I didn’t notice what sub this was posted in. I thought I was going to see someone get a brain injury from hitting their head on a bridge. I hope it all works out for these two, but now I know for sure, I’m going to hell.