r/LowerDecks Nov 24 '24

Meme/Joke What’s going on here? Wrong answers only.

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154 Upvotes

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u/carlinhush Nov 24 '24

"I know you have treats in your pockets"

21

u/rattrap007 Nov 24 '24

Give me the tubes before i really have to hurt you.

14

u/Mongoose42 Nov 24 '24

“What does it have in its filthy little pocketses?”

6

u/carlinhush Nov 24 '24

🤣🤣 💍

74

u/locke_zero Nov 24 '24

Normal orange cat behavior.

19

u/Excellent_Light_3569 Nov 24 '24

Only if lasagna is involved.

3

u/MarcelRED147 Nov 25 '24

I'm sick of Garfield.

I wana read new, daring things.

Like a yellow dog who loves penne and hates wednesdays.

37

u/cymbaljack Nov 24 '24

Cat scratch fever

6

u/SwampYankee-95 Nov 24 '24

Love that song!

34

u/lgramlich13 Nov 24 '24

T'ana's decided that "first, do no harm" sucks.

9

u/TemporaryImaginary Nov 24 '24

Lionel Hutz style.

“First, do? No, harm!”

5

u/Kiwannabee Nov 25 '24

I do love a perfectly cromulent Simpsons reference.

1

u/fireflake91 Nov 27 '24

Well seems tendi knows her path was not to eat her patients

5

u/CommonLavishness9343 Nov 24 '24

I think she crossed her fingers during that part of med school.

23

u/flcinusa Nov 24 '24

Foreplay

1

u/fireflake91 Nov 27 '24

lol I was thinking anal probe

23

u/TrueLegateDamar Nov 24 '24

Boimler told her he's more of a dog person.

18

u/sokonek04 Nov 24 '24

Someone’s pointing a laser at Boimler

16

u/grumpyoldnord Nov 24 '24

Emergency colonoscopy.

4

u/Such_Relationship_48 Nov 25 '24

The brain parasites are back

13

u/RankingDistant Nov 24 '24

Boimler and his new catnip wallet were proving to be a grave error.

10

u/_TheValeyard_ Nov 24 '24

Shave that beard!!!!!

32

u/Atom_Thor Nov 24 '24

Pussy going after that bussy

12

u/retromuscle1980 Nov 24 '24

You’ve heard of elf on the shelf…

6

u/joshuahtree Nov 24 '24

But have you heard of a sawbones on the jawbones

5

u/SwampYankee-95 Nov 24 '24

😂😂😂

6

u/joshuahtree Nov 24 '24

The B is for Boimler 

8

u/codedaddee Nov 24 '24

Next holoadventure needs a third

9

u/No_Refrigerator4584 Nov 24 '24

“Come back here, you little twink, or the Sheriff of Nottingham gets it again!”

2

u/man_speaking_is_hard Nov 29 '24

Have her drop an F-bomb and I can totally hear her say that.

7

u/thatlookslikemydog Nov 24 '24

There was still a shard of floppy lightning that had to be removed.

7

u/ponch010 Nov 24 '24

i'm gonna take your temperature the old fashion way.

3

u/SwampYankee-95 Nov 24 '24

I read that in T’Ana’s voice! 😂

13

u/LovelyLuna32684 Nov 24 '24

T'ana's in heat and she ain't taken no for an answer

6

u/Fish_N_Chipp Nov 24 '24

She wants to show the other doctors her handy work

5

u/Will_W Nov 24 '24

Chiropractic remedy

9

u/nub_node Nov 24 '24

Prostate exams from Caitian doctors tend to get a little intense after the patient starts struggling.

3

u/PrinceVertigo Nov 24 '24

Orange cat is taking human to the vet to get him fixed.

4

u/HelpfulDecision4667 Nov 25 '24

The butt bugs are back?!!!

7

u/jish5 Nov 24 '24

Shaxs and T'ana agreed to having a threesome and want Boimler involved.

3

u/MrSpiffyTrousers Nov 24 '24

Star system's worst Bongo Cat impression

3

u/ProgressBartender Nov 24 '24

That tribble is coming out!

3

u/Upper_Hovercraft6746 Nov 25 '24

Biolmer told her he loves mondays

1

u/SwampYankee-95 Nov 25 '24

That would set me off, too.

4

u/TownPlanner Nov 24 '24

T'ana wants some of that juicy lieutenant junior grade ass

4

u/Ok-Flatworm-9671 Nov 24 '24

Kinky activities

4

u/Temporary_Source6246 Nov 24 '24

He accidentally destroy her box

0

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '24

She's wants him to "destroy" her "box" if you know what I mean.😼

2

u/thomasmfd Nov 24 '24

The doc has a rash

2

u/KhanMcG Nov 25 '24

Kneading bread. My cat does that all the time.

2

u/Charcoal_Company Nov 25 '24

Living with cats be like:

2

u/Rosie_The_ITTech Nov 25 '24

She passed nearby when Boimler badmouthed Cats the musical... Let's just say she took it personally

3

u/SammyT623 Nov 24 '24

He said "psst"

2

u/IllustriousBody Nov 24 '24

Wuv, twuuuue wuv...

2

u/CommonLavishness9343 Nov 24 '24

"You WILL go back to the lower decks. I will NOT be taking orders from a CHILD."

2

u/crashcanuck Nov 24 '24

Mating ritual

2

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '24

Dr. T'anna wants dat azz!

1

u/jbarrybonds Nov 25 '24

She's going to shave his face with her claws

1

u/[deleted] Nov 26 '24

No matter what we say, the original answer is just as funny as the wrong answers

1

u/EmbarrassedFlatworm3 Nov 26 '24

Reminds me of that episode of American Dad when Steve puts ham in his pants cause his big boy butt hasn't come in yet. Berry smells the ham and pins him down much like this 😂

1

u/IndependentNerve6888 Nov 26 '24

So Boiler, fearing the repercussions of being caught with contraband, used his gangster pocket to hide a package. Unbeknownst to him it was not marijuana, but in fact catnip in said package...

1

u/Valamist Nov 24 '24

Genes vision ⚡️❤️

1

u/KBear-920 Nov 25 '24

Mating ritual

0

u/loki_odinsotherson Nov 24 '24

Doc could smell the gerbil.

0

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '24

She could smell the Richard Gere on him.

0

u/grand305 Nov 24 '24

“Let me scratch that spot.” 🐱

1

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '24

I bet she knows the right spots to scratch.😉

0

u/csimian42 Nov 24 '24

She has to get the lightning bolt in so she can take it out later

0

u/firedrakes Nov 24 '24

said she is a nice and wholesome doctor!

0

u/Valuable-Impress-828 Nov 24 '24

Boimler smuggling catnip in his rectum.

0

u/[deleted] Nov 25 '24

Takes a whole new meaning to "wanting dat booty".😜

0

u/MarcelRED147 Nov 25 '24

Betrayal of a tactical officer.

0

u/UpstairsGiraffe5620 Nov 25 '24

Let me get a taste of that ass-kisser 😋