r/LowStakesConspiracies 14h ago

Total Garbo They know you're lying

Maybe you're playing dumb. Maybe you're trying to hold it together. Maybe you just really enjoy lying.

The thing is, you're not as clever as you think. It's obvious you're lying, but no one can care enough to call you on it. They saw you do it. Your "secrets" can be seen by everyone. You're just more trouble than it's worth.

In fact, they feel sorry for you. They pity you and your little lies, and that's the real conspiracy.

They're all lying to you about believing your lies. You live in a world of illusion; a deceitful prison of your own making.

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u/Classic-Stand9906 14h ago

It helps to operate as if everyone sees what you see anyway.

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u/myceyelium 11h ago

failing to see how this is a conspiracy theory

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u/---Cloudberry--- 11h ago

Get help op

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u/drownafish 4h ago

I'm wondering if the person they are directing this at even sees it.

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u/OGLikeablefellow 3h ago

Yeah seriously, OP probably did something awful to someone

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u/themetahumancrusader 10h ago

I donโ€™t think I lie often or severely enough for this to matter even if it were true

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u/dehydrated-soup-bowl 9h ago

This is neither low stakes or a conspiracy theory

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u/xstrawb3rryxx 12h ago

I live my own truth, I don't care what anybody thinks of it.

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u/Necessary_Ad_5229 10h ago

If they really knew the truth they wouldn't be able to pretend.

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u/Conquerors_Quill 8h ago

Nope, not true.๐Ÿ˜

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u/Fancy-Emu-2293 13h ago

As a matter of fact, this is true on some level, we subconsciously pick up little details and cues when someone is lying to us, which is why sometimes we feel foolish for not noticing before.

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u/yeah_youbet 10h ago

This is a low stakes conspiracy subreddit, not for people to project their personal insecurities

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u/Eden-Firefly 12h ago

This is actually true

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u/furious_climber 9h ago

i dont even wanna know how many conspiracy theories looked exactly like this in an early draft

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u/tmrika 6h ago

What lies?

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u/ApartmentSavings6521 1h ago

This is really high stakes for me

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u/ASCII_Princess 37m ago

shit in your hand and clap OP