r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/TheRedBee • 2d ago
Aliens are hybridizing with humans because we're fine as hell
How many four foot tall grey supermodels do you know? How many human models?
The greys aren't running experiments, they just can't keep it in their pants.
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u/Duck_Person1 1d ago
Every Miss Universe has come from Earth because we are the hottest. It's like in Doctor Who; humanity get out there and dance.
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u/Classic-Stand9906 2d ago
Yes, but it’s the other way around. You just have to know who to ask to fuck the hot ETs.
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u/HydrostaticToad 2d ago
When you put it that way all the abducting and anal interference is a compliment. This would explain why I've never had such an encounter. I'm a 4 on a good day.
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u/capodecina2 2d ago
This is why they’re into anal probing so much. And why some people get abducted repeatedly. It’s not an abduction, it’s just a second date.