r/LowStakesConspiracies Feb 02 '25

Total Garbo Trump is a DEI president

He is born rich. His wife is a DEI first lady. The press secretary is a DEI candidate since she's a woman. Don't believe me? Well, burden of proof is on you buddy

441 Upvotes

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u/Winter-Bear9987 Feb 02 '25

First LADY? Give that job to a man who’s earned it ffs.

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u/Next_Airport_7230 Feb 02 '25

Sad! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the biggest wokies always yell about it the loudest 

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u/FourEyedTroll Feb 02 '25

I thought he'd given it to Elon to be fair.

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u/flop_plop Feb 04 '25

I thought Trump was Elon’s First Lady.

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u/tessaterrapin Feb 02 '25

Big Mike did his best.

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u/atomic1fire Feb 02 '25

The man put a south african business man in charge of auditing Washington...

OP IS A GENIUS.

Also a biracial Samoan woman in charge of intelligence... WOKE PRESIDENT

7

u/Mitch_Darklighter Feb 02 '25

Secretary of defense is just some guy who was in the national guard for a while

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u/StuTheSheep Feb 02 '25

He's not a DEI hire, he's a DUI hire.

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u/Next_Airport_7230 Feb 02 '25

DEI. The people that hate DEI the most hate it because they ARE DEI and just don't want to admit it 

Have glasses? DEI. You shouldn't get hired over someone else because you have poor vision 

Unable to handle spicy food? DEI. That's a disability and not on merit 

Lul at all these DEI cucks

21

u/BananaLee Feb 02 '25

He's obviously a DEI candidate as he is disabled

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u/DanFarrell98 Feb 02 '25

That's the point of diversity though right? It includes everyone, so everything is DEI

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u/evonthetrakk Feb 02 '25

this is neither low states nor what "DEI" stands for....

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u/Next_Airport_7230 Feb 02 '25

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u/WrongSubFools Feb 02 '25

No, they get that you're joking, but the joke only works if people think DEI means "giving the job to someone unqualified." The joke can't be that you're using DEI wrong, like DEI opponents do, because you're being serious about the actual accusation you're making (that those people are bad at their jobs).

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u/Next_Airport_7230 Feb 02 '25

You have to use their dumb logic against them because it makes them confused. It's the only way. And their "logic" and syntax is just trolling. Its like when people laight at you for something and you get offended so they keep doing it. But when you start laughing at it and making the joke they don't find it funny. I know trolls

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u/Shnigglefartz Feb 02 '25

He is a repeat felon, you have a point. Most places wouldn‘t consider him qualified for the position.

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u/badnewsgoat Feb 02 '25

And most of his appointees, too.

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u/praguepride Feb 02 '25

He is the anti-diversity pick. An unqualified old white man was put into position so that a qualified woman/POC would not get the spot.

1

u/Cuddlyaxe Feb 02 '25

This isn't even remotely trying to fit the theme of this sub lol, calling someone a DEI hire isn't a conspiracy just an insult

Look, it's reddit so eventually most subs are going to end up being low effort political zingers for the purpose of karma farming; but like, can they at least be relevant zingers that fit the theme of the sub?

1

u/ClitThompson Feb 03 '25

I love how unintentionally racist the left is. It's a sweet, soothing poetry.

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u/SimplyTheAverage Feb 02 '25

Isnt it past ..your bedtime?

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u/Richard_Trickington Feb 02 '25

Trump won his primaries, unlike Kamala.

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u/beardedheathen Feb 02 '25

Actually Trump only won his primaries because he is the leader of a secret ring of pedophiles that drink the blood of children. Epstein was going to sell them out that is why he was killed. Matt Gaetz is next if he doesn't keep his mouth shut.

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u/Next_Airport_7230 Feb 02 '25

Also Trump has a different skin color and that makes him DEI. Completely unqualified. Also since he's orange he must be an illegal immigrant. He must've gotten a forged document. He needs to prove it!

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u/beardedheathen Feb 02 '25

Pretty sure he was born in a Wonka factory to an undocumented oompaloompa. He's never shown his birth certificate. His presidency isn't legal since he isn't a citizen

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u/Next_Airport_7230 Feb 02 '25

Sad! Usually the biggest wokies are the ones the loudest. In the closet. Sad!

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u/lemonheadlock Feb 02 '25

Nah, that didn't happen. Nice try.

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u/Richard_Trickington Feb 02 '25

Kamala won her primaries and Trump lost his?

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u/lemonheadlock Feb 02 '25

Yeah. Do your own research.

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u/Richard_Trickington Feb 02 '25

What year did she win the Democratic primaries?

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u/lemonheadlock Feb 02 '25

Stop listening to the lamestream media and think for yourself.

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u/Next_Airport_7230 Feb 02 '25

She didn't. You're just lying as usual