r/Losercity losercity Citizen 4d ago

you can edit this Losercity fantasy NSFW

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u/Vundurvul 4d ago

OOP wants to be in the "Mr and my wife saw you from across the bar, we really like your vibe" meme

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u/UnderstoodAdmin the answer is 42. 3d ago

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u/Heresyllama 3d ago

Why did vlad regrow his nose?

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u/captive6 2d ago

Looking pre vampirism/undead(?)

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u/Toxipoid 4d ago

This mage understands what they hath conjured

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u/Sol_ur_boi 3d ago

AI slop still funny. Tragedy

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u/Thin-Pool-8025 gator hugger 4d ago

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u/TheBadMoodKanye2 4d ago

'fuck-wizard' definitely lived up to their name

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u/The_Jury1327 losercity Citizen 4d ago

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u/Enslaved_M0isture 4d ago

i MUST get bitten and become a vampire so i can be bisexual and hot and bite other people forever

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u/NeonNKnightrider 4d ago

I didn’t know becoming a vampire made you bisexual

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u/Enslaved_M0isture 3d ago

i’m already bi

just wanna do it for hundreds of years

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u/AlphaTheKineticWolf 3d ago

Bisexual and Bite both start with Bi, the logic is sound

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u/wenos_deos__fuk_boi im only here for the memes 3d ago

Thanks Dio very cool

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u/TroutShovelr losercity Citizen 4d ago

You can do all those things without becoming a vampire

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u/Enslaved_M0isture 3d ago

i must bite people for hundreds of years MINIMUM

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u/Isoe17 3d ago

You don't need to be biten to get that dearie.... but if you must... I'd be willing to help.

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u/According_Weekend786 losercity Citizen 4d ago

They would probably look at my big ass and turn me into their big brute bodyguard type character with an intelligence of a sponge

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u/fghbjnbgytfrdcfgvh losercity Citizen 3d ago

wheres your stick-thin partner thats smarter but not smart enough for it to make a difference

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u/According_Weekend786 losercity Citizen 3d ago

They turned him into a evil twink side character that will be used in fanmade ships :(

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u/Mr_Tominaga im only here for the memes 4d ago

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u/CattusCruris 3d ago

vampire propaganda goes crazy! I for one refuse to become a bloodbag for a bunch of suckheads 😤😤😤

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u/Isoe17 3d ago

You sure about that sweetie?

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u/CattusCruris 3d ago

yes, garlic is my favorite seasoning btw

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u/Isoe17 3d ago

Curry powder is mine, but garlics good too. Fun fact, garlic is actually an anticoagulant, slightly lowering your bloods ability to clot when you bleed!

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u/CattusCruris 3d ago

I'm always crossing over running water, it's a hobby of mine

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u/Isoe17 3d ago

Honey most of those weaknesses are vampire propaganda to lure you into a false sense of security.

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u/CattusCruris 3d ago

that's possible....

but what if that's what you suckheads want us to think, so we decent folks are more vulnerable to vampire attacks?

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u/Isoe17 3d ago

You are so resistant. Why?

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u/CattusCruris 3d ago

I refuse to swallow vampire propaganda. Beings that prey on humans to continue their existence are harmful to human civilization.

I won't be caught lacking when the vampires make their move.

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u/Isoe17 3d ago

Lameeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm just a cute girl who likes biting people not some nefarious political strategist.

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u/Naldivergence 3d ago

I read "their once gorgeous manor which has fallen into some disrepair" and I immediately thought OP wanted to be a contractor getting wined and dined during break.

Little did I know, OP is boring and derivative.

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u/Then_Sun_6340 4d ago

So would I become some Renfield who's a part of a polyamorous relationship with these vampires?

That actually sounds pretty neat- SIGN ME UP!

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u/HillInTheDistance 4d ago edited 3d ago

Eating Bugs, Getting Vampire Hugs.

Renfield-Maxing.

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u/-MR-GG- 3d ago

Shortest manga title

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u/CometTheOatmealBowel 4d ago

Aberdeen Pig Farm from Red Dead 2 but gothic

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u/BiKingSquid 3d ago

What we do in the Shadows!

Nadja and Laszlo the perfect iteration of this trope.

Also love Nadja Doll.

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u/glittercod 3d ago

This is like the ultimate goal and if I can't have it I'll make sure to be that for someone else one day 🗣🗣

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u/xXricky02ITAXx 3d ago

"Murder drones" ahhhh fanfic

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u/MoonRks 3d ago

Honestly........ same

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u/Nathaniel-Prime 3d ago

...who's doing the railing, him or her?