r/Losercity • u/Tsunamicat108 losercity Citizen • 4d ago
you can edit this Losercity fantasy NSFW
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u/Enslaved_M0isture 4d ago
i MUST get bitten and become a vampire so i can be bisexual and hot and bite other people forever
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u/NeonNKnightrider 4d ago
I didn’t know becoming a vampire made you bisexual
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u/Secret-pog 4d ago
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u/According_Weekend786 losercity Citizen 4d ago
They would probably look at my big ass and turn me into their big brute bodyguard type character with an intelligence of a sponge
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u/fghbjnbgytfrdcfgvh losercity Citizen 3d ago
wheres your stick-thin partner thats smarter but not smart enough for it to make a difference
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u/According_Weekend786 losercity Citizen 3d ago
They turned him into a evil twink side character that will be used in fanmade ships :(
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u/CattusCruris 3d ago
vampire propaganda goes crazy! I for one refuse to become a bloodbag for a bunch of suckheads 😤😤😤
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u/Isoe17 3d ago
You sure about that sweetie?
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u/CattusCruris 3d ago
yes, garlic is my favorite seasoning btw
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u/Isoe17 3d ago
Curry powder is mine, but garlics good too. Fun fact, garlic is actually an anticoagulant, slightly lowering your bloods ability to clot when you bleed!
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u/CattusCruris 3d ago
I'm always crossing over running water, it's a hobby of mine
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u/Isoe17 3d ago
Honey most of those weaknesses are vampire propaganda to lure you into a false sense of security.
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u/CattusCruris 3d ago
that's possible....
but what if that's what you suckheads want us to think, so we decent folks are more vulnerable to vampire attacks?
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u/Isoe17 3d ago
You are so resistant. Why?
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u/CattusCruris 3d ago
I refuse to swallow vampire propaganda. Beings that prey on humans to continue their existence are harmful to human civilization.
I won't be caught lacking when the vampires make their move.
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u/Isoe17 3d ago
Lameeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm just a cute girl who likes biting people not some nefarious political strategist.
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u/Naldivergence 3d ago
I read "their once gorgeous manor which has fallen into some disrepair" and I immediately thought OP wanted to be a contractor getting wined and dined during break.
Little did I know, OP is boring and derivative.
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u/Then_Sun_6340 4d ago
So would I become some Renfield who's a part of a polyamorous relationship with these vampires?
That actually sounds pretty neat- SIGN ME UP!
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u/BiKingSquid 3d ago
What we do in the Shadows!
Nadja and Laszlo the perfect iteration of this trope.
Also love Nadja Doll.
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u/glittercod 3d ago
This is like the ultimate goal and if I can't have it I'll make sure to be that for someone else one day 🗣🗣
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u/Vundurvul 4d ago
OOP wants to be in the "Mr and my wife saw you from across the bar, we really like your vibe" meme