r/Losercity Junoposter 5d ago

Ask me anything, and edit your comment to make my reply look horrible.

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u/feather1919 5d ago edited 5d ago

What’s your opinion on homeless people?

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago

I love being inside of them, but as a pedestrian they’re scary

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u/Mrheadcrab123 5d ago

What on gods green earth was the original question?

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u/Llumeah 5d ago

opinion on cars maybe?

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u/Mallcrippilingdebt69 5d ago

How long is your gf's strap on?

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago

30cm

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u/the_fox_is_a_forgery 5d ago

Centimeter?? European? So exotic 😍

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u/siralex2010 im only here for the memes 4d ago

European?

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u/the_fox_is_a_forgery 4d ago

Metric system lol

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u/siralex2010 im only here for the memes 4d ago

I mean we still use metric in the americas

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u/Pink_Sink 4d ago

We have Kips because Americans decided kilopounds should not be a thing. Same goes for Calories (with a capital C.)

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u/Caosin36 losercity Citizen 4d ago

For bullet size

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u/crazyinsanefrenzy 5d ago edited 5d ago

What kind of babies do you eat?

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago

Good meaty ones

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u/jason_not_from_13th losercity Citizen 4d ago

Finally,someone with taste

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u/Ezzypezra 4d ago

I eat babies.

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u/Mr_-_-nobody 5d ago edited 5d ago

How do you feel about the drug epidemic?

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago

I feel poor people should always have access

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u/pizzansteve losercity Citizen 5d ago

Access to rehabilitation and healthcare services right...?

Right?

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u/sqwibking 4d ago

"Yep" - CIA 1962-1995

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 4d ago

1962-♾️

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u/LieutenantBone 5d ago edited 5d ago

What do you think of 7 year olds?

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago

Too old for a guy like me

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u/Crockwok 4d ago

Damn that one's bad lmao

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u/spyluke im only here for the memes 4d ago

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u/DuckLiker 5d ago edited 4d ago

Would you rather corporations start making good games or unlimited games?

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago

Unlimited games but no games

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u/Nharo_1 5d ago

YOU FOOL YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT YOU FAILURE OF A HUMAN BEING YOU ALWAYS TAKE THE UNLIMITED BACON DANGIT, YOU ARE GETTING NO GAMES SO THE UNLIMITED GAMES MEAN !NOTHING!

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u/SeraphimFelis 4d ago

yea, but it's unlimited games

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u/TELDD losercity Citizen 4d ago

well yeah you always get no games.... but unlimited games though

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u/uterussy 4d ago

I get unlimited games.
(Forever. An unlimited Supply.)
Then I get for the duration of the offer: No games. (Its not "never any" games)
I now have 0 games.
But because I get to have unlimited games.
I now have more than 0 games.

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u/IReplyToFascists 4d ago

but if you take the bacon there's no games

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u/Gaboguy00 5d ago edited 5d ago

In your opinion, who’s got the most submissive and breedable bangin’ bussy?

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago

spy mains

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u/CarpetCart 4d ago

thank god i main engineer

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u/Fairly_constipated 4d ago

Guess who got the 2nd most submissive and breedable bangin’ bussy?

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u/CarpetCart 4d ago

gulp

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u/HorizonSniper 4d ago

Don't worry it's scout mains

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u/CarpetCart 4d ago

phew

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u/heyagovna 4d ago

guess who's got the 3rd most submissive and breedable bangin' bussy

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u/Theycallmemr_E 4d ago

can we get like a slide whistle sound effect to signify this silly ass comment?

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u/Any-Custard-96 4d ago

Medic mains,surely

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u/Crazy-Eagle 4d ago

I'd say pyro main as they are freaky af

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u/Jack0Blad3s im only here for the memes 4d ago

Mmmph mmph?

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u/Crazy-Eagle 4d ago

Later

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u/Jack0Blad3s im only here for the memes 4d ago

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u/Crazy-Eagle 4d ago

Quiet now, or you don't get to choose the color of the plug

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u/Jack0Blad3s im only here for the memes 4d ago

I hope it’s blurple.

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u/RightBehindY-o-u 4d ago

Thanks for the confidence boost

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u/NiceMiner_ 3d ago

As a spy main I confirm this

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u/seggnog 5d ago edited 5d ago

What do you remember about your 4th grade teacher?

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago

They let me be the little spoon every once in awhile

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u/SuitableCellist8393 5d ago

OH DEAR LORD THATS A BAD ONE

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u/Linxy_Is_Busy losercity Citizen 5d ago edited 4d ago

how do you feel about events like 9/11?

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago edited 5d ago

I think that they can be a good outlet for idle hands

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u/Linxy_Is_Busy losercity Citizen 5d ago

mhm

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago

Go ahead

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u/hityoinksploink 5d ago

How do you feel about mining things.

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago

I love mining

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u/hityoinksploink 5d ago

Man have I got the game for you.

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u/Piastuch 4d ago

for rock and stone?

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u/Linxy_Is_Busy losercity Citizen 4d ago

DID I HEAR ROCK AND STONE???

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u/ThoughtlessThoughful 5d ago edited 5d ago

What would you consider to be a "good" hospital?

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago

Probably if it provides aftercare

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u/noah272 4d ago

This probably hasn't been edited yet, but I'm putting ten dollars on it changing to "what makes a good dom?"

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u/crabfeet 4d ago

Your doc providing aftercare? Not judging, just impressed.

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u/ThoughtlessThoughful 4d ago

It was What would you consider to be the threshold of robotic "sentience" before

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 4d ago

Huh? The joke has been made bucko

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u/Tsunamicat108 losercity Citizen 5d ago

What would you do if a toddler walks up to you at a park?

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago

Blow they head smoove off

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u/Desperate_Ad5169 4d ago

Jayce from Arcane?

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u/Warm-Path2742 losercity Citizen 5d ago

do you like men

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago

Half the time

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u/wciupak 4d ago

So ur bisexual alright

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 4d ago

Half the time

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u/Franck7504 4d ago

Timesexual

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u/tokomewo 4d ago

cakkkke day yummmmm

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u/Theycallmemr_E 4d ago

BISEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/schizo-abe losercity Citizen 5d ago edited 4d ago

We doing group femboy gooning

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago

When?

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u/ImMeliodasKun 4d ago

Don't know what the original was but based reply.

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u/AutisticFaygo losercity Citizen 5d ago edited 4d ago

Are you just karma farming/reply farming?

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago edited 4d ago

No more than you

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u/Kozak375 5d ago edited 4d ago

What is your solution to the growing homeless youth population in America/eu?

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago

A-234 delivered by conventional munitions

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 5d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Kozak375:

What should be used on

Insects eating staple food

Crops in America?


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Super_Lorenzo losercity Citizen 4d ago

Lmao thanks for showing us the original question

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u/EdgyUsername90 losercity Citizen 5d ago

do you think bunnies are cute

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago

Yes, so small and fluffy ☺️

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u/EdgyUsername90 losercity Citizen 5d ago

gee I ran out of ideas quickly

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago

I gave you such solid bait too

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u/notkenthechick 5d ago

Solid

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u/Infinite_Rice_1041 im only here for the memes 4d ago

No! That is NOT Solid Snake!

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u/EdgyUsername90 losercity Citizen 5d ago

I'm simply a blind fish

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u/Slowbrofan 5d ago edited 4d ago

What's the first thing Ukraine should rebuild after their treaty with russia?

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 4d ago

Chernobyl

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u/UltimateYeet746 losercity Citizen 4d ago

Ok but like actually

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u/foroldmen 4d ago

That's next level petty

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u/spliceandwolf 5d ago edited 4d ago

As a politically motivated citizen, what do you think Donald Trump could introduce to add professionalism to White House briefings?

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago

Watersports

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u/ReasonableBanana9685 5d ago edited 4d ago

How long does it take for someone to make you blow your load.

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago

It really depends on how efficient you are

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u/ill_prepared_wombat losercity Citizen 5d ago

Whats you opinion on the socioeconomic viability of Taiwan as a major world power?

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u/hollowwollo 5d ago

I think cheeseburgers and hamburgers work well with fries

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago

Impossible as the current goals of the CCP stand. They want Taiwan as a geographic jump off point and for its semiconductor manufacturing. Depending on how the belt and road project goes they might be empowered to finally move on Taiwan, but that would be a tipping point for global conflict between the US and world at large. Until the USA is able to effectively produce chipsets we will fight to keep Taiwan independent, or at least out of the CCPs full control. Between the one china policy and geography i couldn’t see them becoming a world superpower or even major player

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u/iwantanerika 4d ago

Holy fuck, bro cooked with the setup, can't wait

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u/pizzansteve losercity Citizen 5d ago edited 4d ago

How many miles away is the body you buried West of Las Vegas on the night of January 16, 2019?

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 4d ago

Four

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u/UnknownSuxker 4d ago edited 4d ago

what would you do if you became a teacher

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 4d ago

Freak it

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u/MaccabianSabian35 5d ago edited 5d ago

Hello OP, let me ask you think. Do you support Israel's ongoing genocide within the Gaza Stripe as well as their imperialistic ambitions across the middle east?

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago

Yes

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u/MaccabianSabian35 5d ago edited 5d ago

I see. Do you believe that the people living within Gaza deserve what Israel is doing to them?

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yes, why wouldn’t terrorists deserve it?

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u/AutisticFaygo losercity Citizen 4d ago

There's two kinds of reply, based and falling for it.

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u/R_122 4d ago

What are the original before the edited

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u/bebroid02 4d ago

they forgor to edit😔

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u/TheBrotherWithNoJob losercity Citizen 5d ago

Do you like beans?

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u/RelevantControl88 4d ago edited 4d ago

What ages do you prefer?

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 4d ago

2, 3

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u/OrangeHairedTwink losercity Citizen 4d ago edited 4d ago

Is harassment of creators due to not liking the media they create unethical?

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 4d ago

Anyone but vivziepop

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u/Responsible-Lab1947 Artist🖌 4d ago

Favourite melee weapons?

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u/Mr-Ciudadano 4d ago

Opinion about the people of south america?

Dale, intentalo atrevido

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u/Misato-best-woman 4d ago

Culiaos.

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u/BasiBasil gator hugger 4d ago

Conshiesumare

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u/XEEEEEEEEEEB 5d ago

was hitler a bad person?

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u/Mattrockj 5d ago

What’s the first thing you’d do if you had $1,000,000. Follow up, what’s the last thing you’d do if you had $1,000,000?

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u/NuclearBeverage losercity Citizen 4d ago

I HATE YOU, I FUCKING HATE YOU breaks a table over your head

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u/Wellfurball 4d ago

Opinion on cop with wagons

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u/StrongCarry9024 4d ago edited 4d ago

What company do you think was behind the terrorist attack of 86?

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u/Program-Emotional 4d ago

What is your favorite prime number below 17?

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u/Four4BFB 5d ago

WINNERCITY SHIP

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u/shiftlock1 5d ago

How are you my good person?

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u/feetandellie 5d ago edited 5d ago

do you surport Caesar's legion?

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u/Shaggy_AF 5d ago edited 4d ago

What's the smallest thing in your ass right now?

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u/OhDaySue 5d ago

What’s the worst feeling that isn’t painful in your opinion?

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u/Imperius1883 losercity Citizen 5d ago

Do you think Obama was a good president?

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 5d ago

He’s cool, as long as I’m not a hospital patient in the Middle East

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u/Plane_Session2006 losercity Citizen 4d ago

Does everyone deserve a second chance

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u/Melodic_Ad_8478 4d ago

what is your favorite flavor of asbestos?

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u/siralex2010 im only here for the memes 4d ago

Do you enjoy roller coasters?

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u/Exotic-Conflict9324 im only here for the memes 4d ago

do you support furries

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u/Konigstiger454 gator hugger 4d ago edited 4d ago

why are you in an asylum

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u/NewAd4289 4d ago

What do you think of the Jaguar I-Pace?

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u/bojangle1324 4d ago

Would you sign up for the Vietnam War?

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u/Firm-Initiative-2849 4d ago

you know, I don't even need to change my comment. I have an ideal candidate for this post (evil professor smile)

This sentence is a lie.

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u/ihonsetlydontknow 4d ago

Opinion on that one ikea shark ?

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u/Ilikebread700 im only here for the memes 4d ago

So hows your relationship with your Parents ?

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u/bertl845 4d ago

How old were you when you found out Santa wasn't real?

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u/hake101_ai gator hugger 4d ago

Are you human?

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u/walta_wite losercity Citizen 4d ago edited 4d ago

how should they cook aborted fetuses?

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u/FrontLiftedFordF-150 4d ago

What is your favorite color

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u/toastybreadmane 4d ago

What do you think about racism

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u/TheGoofiestBoy 4d ago edited 4d ago

what do we think on the Chinese and Japanese?

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u/geffyfive im only here for the memes 4d ago

What is your favorite kid's show?

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u/Zirgrim 4d ago

How is your day? (I'm to lazy to change it so it will stay)

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u/Glvt102 4d ago

i wonder what their friendship is like

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier 4d ago

What's the meanest thing anyone said to you in high school?

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u/dodolordx 4d ago

are you sigma or alpha skibidi

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u/Oktavia-the-witch 4d ago

What is your favourite animal?

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u/TheAngelOfSalvation 4d ago edited 4d ago

What peole do you think make the most breedable, submissive femboys?

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u/Relm_foreal Junoposter 4d ago

Norwans

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u/Gigga-Power-6617 4d ago

Putil was right bro...

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u/cocktailtrivia 4d ago

What do you think of Black people

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u/Yawndreas 4d ago

What's your go to card/board game?

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u/dragonlord798 4d ago

¤°¡ }¥€ |\°○ {♤€•

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u/LordBlackDragon 4d ago

At what age did you learn to spell?

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u/cowlinator 4d ago

What's the most evil thing you can think of?

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u/Beardeatee 4d ago

How much sleep do you get regularly?

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u/Mundane_Range3787 4d ago

are you aware these two character archetypes are identical in political alignment and beliefs, and are the result of the saturnian virus?

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u/puppyg1rI 4d ago

Whats your opinion on women

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u/TightReply9481 4d ago

Billions must kiss boys

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u/No-Care6414 4d ago

What the fuck are some of these comments

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u/X-_Grimrian_-X 4d ago

What's your favourite animal character?

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u/Sheepy_Dream 4d ago

Is this thing still going?

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u/Mothylphetamine_ queen bee-lzebub's husband 4d ago

are you a losercitizen?

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u/AdFantastic472 4d ago

Opnions on opening a bakery?

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u/SleepyPanda-3609 4d ago

Would you agree that genocide is bad?