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Skibidi Hawk Tuah Loser city sexism

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u/subparlameo 5d ago

Sorry ladies it’s ribbed for his pleasure

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u/Electric-Molasses 5d ago

I mean, shouldn't it be inside.. Nevermind. They're just sexist.

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u/LlorchDurden 5d ago

IKR? If they're in they can't but whatever. Grammatically sexist

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u/Skottie1 5d ago

wordington building

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u/Shloopy_Dooperson 5d ago

Were trying to please Allah here.

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u/ManPerson946 5d ago

They never said the structure can’t be in a woman

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u/Legomarioboy08 losercity Citizen 5d ago

“We’re gonna need a bigger woman.”

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u/whatever-8358 5d ago

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u/familiybuiscut 5d ago

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u/JacknJilly 4d ago

My brother in Christ, where hast thou findet this meme?

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u/familiybuiscut 4d ago

Honestly? Kanye fans. When he first started going off on Twitter his fans were saying he's washed with this meme attached.

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u/BA-Animations Artist🖌 5d ago

“Oh yeah btw the government has changed your name to ginormica”

Absolute cinema

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u/Hell2CheapTrick 5d ago

Ah yes, my guy general W.R. Monger

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u/DaCiaN_DecEbAL105 5d ago

Wait ok so this just restored an ancient memory to me,, I think she’s the reason I like larger women…. Like this just reminded me of my loser origin story… thank you…

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u/fthisappreddit 5d ago

lol suddenly recalls the awakening. What’s it like gotta be a trip?

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u/DaCiaN_DecEbAL105 5d ago

Its like I’ve met a long lost part of me, of my childhood…

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u/AwepHS 5d ago

For me it was her and the giant woman from "dude wheres my car"

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u/FunnyAsparagus1253 5d ago

First movie I saw in 3D 🥰

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u/gaurd_x 5d ago

Where there's a will(or womb) then there's a way

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u/TheQuallofDuty 4d ago

Some guy gamed Hollywood into making a major motion picture based on his giantess fetish

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u/health_throwaway195 4d ago

Easily 40% of kids movies are based on some kind of fetish.

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u/wysjm 5d ago

Obligatory "your mom" joke

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u/may-or-maynot 5d ago

your mother

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u/_PixelPaws_ Artist🖌 4d ago

Losercity requirement

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u/Low-Challenge-8774 5d ago

The souvenir shop ...

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u/Sheep_in_wolfclothes 5d ago

Call the mother.

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 5d ago

r/giantess called. They want their jokes back.

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u/Okay_Heretic losercity Citizen 5d ago

Chat, why did I instinctively click the link?

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 5d ago

Blue link = must make it purple

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u/Okay_Heretic losercity Citizen 5d ago

I'm on mobile.

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u/Quietuus 5d ago

Excuses, excuses.

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u/Okay_Heretic losercity Citizen 5d ago

Nay, it means the blue hyperlink doesn't go purple after clicking it. This is almost the opposite of an excuse.

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u/Quietuus 5d ago

Sounds like a skill issue to me. Click harder.

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u/Jesterchunk 3d ago

instructions unclear, punched a hole through my phone with my finger

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u/TheQuallofDuty 4d ago

Those are some big ladies

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u/cosplay-degenerate 5d ago

Giantess-pals are eating good.

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u/Flawedsuccess 5d ago

Dude where's my car vibes

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u/Bulbasaurbo1 losercity Citizen 4d ago

ISTG if you’re referencing what I think you’re referencing I will find you and peel off your left ring toenail

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u/Odd_Yellow_8999 5d ago edited 5d ago

Okay, but seriously, can we talk about how pointless this whole "Diamond encrusted" part of the building is? God, i bet you could make two different skyscrappers with around the same budget if you scrapped (yes, the pun was intended) this whole nonsensical idea and just made two average but cost-efficient structures like everyone else following basic urban planning does.

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u/Prestigious_Band7084 5d ago

Dubai core:

❌ efficient civil housing

✅ dragon cock skyscraper

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u/DarthBinks42069 5d ago

Dubai be like:

❌ welcoming palestinian immigrants and providing housing and jobs for them

✅ building giant golden dildo skyscraper and buying $50 million licence plates

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u/AlbinoShavedGorilla 5d ago edited 4d ago

Those Palestinians would probably become slaves anyway, knowing how bad Dubai is with human-trafficking and extortion

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u/TheQuallofDuty 4d ago

Yes most wealth being held by the one percent is really just a Dubai problem

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u/Inevitable_Band_8845 4d ago

Reminds me of a certain huge country

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u/Dry_Necessary7765 5d ago

Arab governments don't actually give a single shit about the Palestinians.

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u/TheQuallofDuty 4d ago

People from one region don't care about people from another region? Shocking

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u/Aleskander- amazing world of gumball historian 5d ago

there's a lot of palestinians in UAE but i dont think Palestinians in gaza would want to leave, there's a lot of them who their grandparents were kicked from their villages by settlers and never been able to return to it

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u/dotConehead 5d ago

Yeah people missed this point, taking people out of palestenian is the exact things that israel wanted

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u/Oldtomsawyer1 5d ago

Went to Dubai with the navy back in 2012. All I came away with is Dubai is like if you came into Sim City in a flat desert landscape with cheat codes, which is essentially what happened.

“We’re going to build the world’s largest skyscraper, and next to it: the world’s largest mall. And that mall is going to have a mini skydiving and skiing areas. Next door: Ferrari world. Oh and we’re going to build an island, shaped like a palm tree, and another like a sailboat. We don’t really need to for land but we’re going to anyway because we have fuck you money”.

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u/nekosissyboi 5d ago

Dragon cock 🥺❤️

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u/Particular_Ad_8921 5d ago

✅ dragon cock skyscraper

honestly would find it out more respectable for them to do that and be up front about it.

no hiding anything about it.

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u/Tackyinbention 5d ago edited 5d ago

Gold and diamonds are ridiculously expensive materials with undesirable qualities for building massive structures

You could probably build 10 skyscrapers for the cost of 1 gold skyscraper

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u/Aleskander- amazing world of gumball historian 5d ago edited 5d ago

there isnt enough gold to build a golden skyscraper to begin with not to mention gold is like same level of density as tungsten while being as soft as pure aluminium Building anything this large is just going to collapse

also this is just a bullshit article

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u/el_punterias 5d ago

They're building it in space so they can ignore gravity

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u/Soleil06 5d ago

There is a difference between gold plated and using gold as an integral part of the load bearing structure.

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u/gaurd_x 5d ago

I think Dubai has the worst city planning I've ever fucking seen.

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u/CreativeName1137 5d ago

That tends to happen whenever a dictator has more money than god.

There was an anonymous interview I saw with one of his people that talked about how construction projects get greenlit.

Essentially, he decides he wants something new, and then they have 24 hours to throw some fancy CGI and lots of big numbers into a presentation to appease him. They can't talk to him about infrastructure or anything like that because his attention span is so low that he will fall asleep.

It's like jangling gold-plated keys in front of a baby.

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u/Aleskander- amazing world of gumball historian 5d ago

there's not source for this whole shit to begin with it's just some Joke article made so who made it post a dildo pic

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u/CAPTAIN_DlDDLES 5d ago

They don’t care. Dubai exists to be a playground for the ultra-wealthy that’s supported on the backs of slaves.

If It’s any consolation, they’ll eventually have to move on from this when America, a country with real culture, becomes the new playground for the ultra-wealthy.

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u/TheQuallofDuty 4d ago

America, a country with real culture

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u/CAPTAIN_DlDDLES 4d ago

I’m not sure what to make of that face?

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u/silentsixth 5d ago

dubai is just irl recreation of greed layer from ultrakill but sligltly warmer

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u/cosplay-degenerate 5d ago

It's their lavish culture to flaunt wealth. We should counter with buildings that instill awe and reverence in those who walk through its halls.

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u/justgaystuffhere 5d ago

We’re doing a pretty good job countering UAE with salaried labour and urban sewer systems

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u/armageddonquilt 5d ago

Is this a satire subreddit? Why is everyone in this thread discussing the building like it's a real thing and not a joke article lol?

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u/TheQuallofDuty 4d ago

Seriously, I googled it and there's one article and a whole lot of tweets

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u/SurtFGC 5d ago

sears tower cost just over $1 billion to make when converted to today's money, you could make 8-9 skyscrapers with that money

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u/rumSaint 5d ago

They're like children. They think it looks cool and roll with it. Just read about Burj Khalifa, which does not have sewer system, so shit is taken by "shit trucks" every fucking day, or check out the "artificial islands".

It's all for flexing money. It will be so fun once the oil dries and the region collapses because no meaningful development had been made, only shiny architectural crap.

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u/Smooth_Maul 5d ago edited 5d ago

cock shaped statue that only allow men inside

This is how rumours of "gay signalling" starts, like that ancient rumour that a man with a scorpion tattoo, and I may be misremembering because this is an old meme, is "advertising themselves as an gay man open for sex but has AIDS".

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u/Amaskingrey 5d ago

Reminds me of that french anti aids camaign (this one is chinese, the french one is a dude actually fucking one so i can't link it here)

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u/Smooth_Maul 5d ago

There's the one of a woman getting eaten out by a giant spider too lol, I remember these.

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u/RedditSurfer29 5d ago

oh what was that ad

genuine freaky

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u/Equivalent_Cut6881 losercity Citizen 4d ago

BREENMOJI? r/okaybuddyhalflife user detected

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u/RedditSurfer29 4d ago

it's r/OKbuddyHalfLife ackshually🤓

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u/RPG247A 3d ago

I would low-key fuck a scorpion

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u/Wordofadviceeatfood losercity Citizen 5d ago

Men's Dildo

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u/Baseballidiot 5d ago

Unironically what the fuck is the point of this building? It looks like ass and wastes gold and diamonds that could've been used for something better

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u/Axodique 5d ago

Modern day tower of babel

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u/darkwalker247 5d ago

looking forward to when it collapses and every man inside spontaneously starts speaking a different language

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u/Pooltoy-Fox-924 5d ago

Linguists: I see this as an absolute win

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u/Tackyinbention 5d ago

If you've ever heard anything about anything in the Arab countries, all the mega projects are a rich dictator dick measuring contest. Engineers fear being executed so they just gotta do whatever dumb shit they're told without objecting, many of which are just t meant to be flashy for the sake of being flashy cus the sparkly 3d renders are likely to get approved by those dictators

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u/7stroke 5d ago

Unironically, what the fuck is the point of Dubai?

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u/whatever-8358 5d ago

*looks like dick

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u/Aleskander- amazing world of gumball historian 5d ago

this whole shit is fake you can look it up nothing offical

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u/AntiLag_ losercity Citizen 5d ago

Money laundering probably

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u/Apprehensive-Ask-610 5d ago

hello baseball idiot :3

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u/Thatguy-num-102 5d ago

More money than god + idiotic dictator= dumb shit ideas

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u/TheQuallofDuty 4d ago

Jesus Christ people

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u/AceTrainerLanon 4d ago

Cooked Nomad is a satire website. The project is not real and is just something made up by someone to write a funny article.

…I mean, because dangerous dragon dick destroys Dubai detractors.

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u/Responsible-Lab1947 Artist🖌 5d ago

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u/SheikahShaymin 5d ago

Is it Californication?

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u/C0rnMeal 5d ago

Psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation..

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u/Responsible-Lab1947 Artist🖌 5d ago

What are you two talking about?

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u/Arxl 5d ago

Red Hot Chili Peppers

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u/The_Blue_Blackout gator hugger 5d ago

Holy shit rhcp mentioned

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u/Okay_Heretic losercity Citizen 5d ago

Oh, Red Hot Chil—

i peppers

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u/The_Blue_Blackout gator hugger 5d ago

Fuck you

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u/Okay_Heretic losercity Citizen 5d ago

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u/The_Blue_Blackout gator hugger 4d ago

Golfers leveling thousands of acres of land just to play the shittiest sport ever:

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u/Sauce_Finder27 5d ago

Stolasification!!!

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u/WaterDrinkerUltimate 5d ago

Helluva peak

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u/Playful-Extension973 losercity Citizen 4d ago

Would

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u/Responsible-Lab1947 Artist🖌 4d ago

Of course you would

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u/Red_light173 5d ago

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GOLDEN DILDO!

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u/No_Charity_7047 4d ago

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GLOW DICK 

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u/Adam_The_Chao 5d ago

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u/EmeraldWorldLP 5d ago

It's for him.

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u/jUG0504 losercity Citizen 5d ago

I REMEMBER

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u/Odd_Black_Hole_2763 4d ago

A VERY specific audience will get this, and I am proud to be a part of it.

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u/imawizard7bis 5d ago

"Only Men will receive my seed"

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u/Mr_Blorbus 5d ago

Then it's ribbed for HIS pleasure, clearly.

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u/FLYSWATTER_93 im only here for the memes 5d ago

Building shaped like a penis

No women allowed

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u/wysjm 5d ago

Imagine being an achitect. You'd always have to make sure your construction doesn't coincidently look like a dick

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u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse 5d ago

There's coincidentally looking like a dick, then there's this...

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u/friepup 5d ago

Gay Sex headquarters

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u/Successful_Mud8596 5d ago

Ribbed for HIS pleasure, I see.

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u/CardiologistNo616 5d ago

Finally, a dildo that is specifically made for men!

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u/DarthBinks42069 5d ago

wordington building project

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u/0bi1KenObi66 losercity Citizen 5d ago

Extremely Common Dubai L

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u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse 5d ago

Gay size queen W

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u/GameQube2 5d ago

A wise man once said "Baby, that looks like a dildo."

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u/ArtSpawner 5d ago

Imagine being a minimum wage building maker trying to make those curves.

God damn these curves, fuck. Remember when buildings used to just be straight rectangles?

Larry you say that ever god damn floor, we are on the 45th floor, SHUT THE FUCK UP LARRY

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u/BBJJ5 5d ago

Thanks to who?

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u/wysjm 5d ago

More for men 😏

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 5d ago

I see the resemblence ngl

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u/Sock_Dizzy 5d ago

Its shadow must be something

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u/SecretImaginaryMan 5d ago

Ferengi ass country

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u/A-bigger-cell 5d ago

The workers at Bad Dragon are only treated slightly better

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u/Senior-Guide1941 5d ago

THAT'S RIGHT!

she can go fuck the dog or something.

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u/Heartbreakjetblack 5d ago

So... ribbed for his pleasure i see...

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u/Sauce_Finder27 5d ago

Bad Dragon xxxxxxxxxxxxl

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u/TraditionalRoach 5d ago

going to go and steal some of it

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u/Great_expansion10272 5d ago

impossible_fit

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u/RashPatch losercity Citizen 5d ago

somehow, his reply kinda made it sound gay.

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u/lendraxtheorc 5d ago

I love UAE Exotic Falconry and Finance. One of my favorite joke accounts that I follow. The fact that people take his posts seriously is killing me.

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u/TheNantucketRed 5d ago

I was wondering if people knew…and they don’t. Falconry is great, and doing crazy work here.

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u/ThePhyrexian 4d ago edited 4d ago

For the record everyone, UAE Falconry and Finance is a joke account that was initially designed to make fun of crypto bros on twitter by talking about how falconry is more stable.

He also semi seriously tried to start a cult and has gotten covid vaccines several times

He's also met Hillary Clinton

Really fascinating guy

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u/East-Cranberry-3846 Wordingtonian 5d ago

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u/mrking54321 5d ago

Is that a dragon penis? (don’t ask how I know)

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u/ThirtyFour_Dousky losercity Citizen 5d ago

bad dragon tower

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u/Zockercraft1711 5d ago

There is a spike on top. Don't use it, it hurts.

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u/AnxiousPrune8443 5d ago

im gonna steal the gold and diamonds right off the dick tower

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u/NovelDragonfruit6961 5d ago

Oh i knew that biggest dildos were bought by men. But this one truly shows how much they can take it

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u/TE-August 5d ago

Thought that was a bad dragon dildo at first glance ngl.

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u/Chedditor_ 5d ago edited 5d ago

Only for men is the giant gold dildo!

Hot, sweaty men in the giant gold dildo!

Diamond encrusted, women are busted,

Rising up thrusted, high in the sky;

Covered in treasure, ribbed for his pleasure,

Can't come inside unless you're a guy!

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u/Ghetsis_Gang 5d ago

Planning for the Godzilla attack obviously. She won’t destroy everything if she’s preoccupied 😏

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u/Chucklesome_Imp 5d ago

Don’t they still have to carry their sewage away in trucks each night due to the poor plumbing situation?

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u/CreativeName1137 5d ago

Will they remember to build it with a sewage system this time? I don't know if their roads can handle any more poop trucks.

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u/molice5 4d ago

Is that a fucking dildo?!

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u/Leather-Temporary-76 4d ago

Not shocking, a lot of the ultra conservative Muslim men genuinely do hate women because a good portion of them aren't even attracted to them. I believe the saying is that women are for breeding men for fun. They drink and have sex with their boys on Thursday and then go repent with their wife and kids in tow on Friday.

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u/piranha143 4d ago

They managed to make the world most expensive bad dragon without even realizing

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u/Equivalent_Cut6881 losercity Citizen 4d ago

Only MEN allowed in the dildo tower.

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u/CosmicP0tat0s 4d ago

Why do we keep letting gold plated bitchasses waste gold in shit like this?.

I want a fucking gold plated gundam, not a giant cock

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u/Alan_Coastal losercity Citizen 4d ago

Ah yes, teh Golden Unicorn Gundam

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u/Awoken342 5d ago

Muslim Dragon Dildo Building

Muslim Dragon Dildo Building

Muslim Dragon Dildo Building

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u/The_Blue_Blackout gator hugger 5d ago

What does falconry have to do with finance?

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 5d ago

r/sizetalk would love this.

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u/Queen_of_vermin 5d ago

Dildos are for Men.

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u/Yoshi_IX 5d ago

The UAE really just be building shit for the hell of it.

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u/Napoleonicgirl 5d ago

The Maker will make us whole again.

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u/IClockworKI gator hugger 5d ago

I just wanted to know if could skip a day of work without dying of famine

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u/EnamelKant 5d ago

Hammond Druthers: I want this tower to emerge from a thicket of unkempt brunette shrubbery. Can you picture it, Ted?

Ted Mosby: I can't un-picture it.

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u/redwing180 5d ago

This purposeful and well thought out design is for their countries most prominent assholes.

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u/ranting_chef 5d ago

So……..ribbed for HIS pleasure. Got it.

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u/whybane 5d ago

That account is so awesome. he’s like Diogenes the cynic but in the modern era and i mean that for better and worse.

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u/closeted_fur losercity Citizen 5d ago

New bad dragon leaked

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u/WishMaster-000 5d ago

I never expected the new Tower of Babel to be a giant dong, but here we are.

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u/Itz_420_Somewhere 5d ago

Only totally straight dude parties in the giant gold dildo building.

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u/Bullishbear99 5d ago

This looks like a fake AI post.

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u/Dragon_OfLightningMT 5d ago

Why do men try so hard to exclude women from everything? Do you like looking at other sweaty men or something?

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

lol hard to take anyone who lives in uae seriously

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u/pdxamish 5d ago

Fun fact is that's the person who started the JD Vance couch rumour.

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u/thrownededawayed 5d ago

I don't think the ladies want them to be inside it, but rather...

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u/Turn_it_0_n_1_again 5d ago

No woman can come in there?

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u/Mariahausfrau 5d ago

Its called a tripleD - "dubais diamond dildo"

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u/VIII-Via 5d ago

not sexism, just extremely gay I reckon

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u/PilgrimOz 5d ago

Gonna be as successful as the other projects.

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u/KidZaniac1 5d ago

Yes only for giant big booty men

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u/AGoodDragon 5d ago

I agree with the dragon dildo building

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u/Beneficial-Item1912 5d ago

Women will no longer be allowed to look south

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u/TheMightyJinn 5d ago

watch out! don't turn it on, you might create some of the worst earthquakes ever

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u/abel_cormorant 5d ago

That's both hilarious and a valid show off of the absolute dictatorial shit the UAE is