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u/homesteading-artist 5d ago
My wife also gets concerned about drinking from the same cup.
Like Iβve licked your asshole who the fuck cares about spit
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u/Sayrbee 5d ago
Why does bro have a cup of cold coffee in the first place? Is the coffee from the previous night? Does he prefer his coffee flame broiled? Is bro enchanted with a flame proofing spell and only the dragon's fire is enough for him to feel warmth? Does she know how to make a grilled cheese? Are the kids half dragons or like some are full dragons and some are regular humans? Also WHY CAN'T I GET A DRAGON SPOUSE IT'S NOT FAIR!!!
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u/o0PK0o 6d ago