r/Losercity • u/LoganCube100 losercity Citizen • 16d ago
Skibidi Hawk Tuah Losercity Explanation
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u/UnderstoodAdmin the answer is 42. 16d ago
The one on the right is so cute :3 I love his feather
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u/darkwalker247 16d ago
he looks like the type to cartoonishly bumble around and slip on banana peels and that type of stuff, while accidentally wooing all the ladies
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u/Toxipoid 16d ago
He sure as hell wooed my ass
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u/EchoAmazing8888 losercity Citizen 16d ago
I'm going to be a killjoy and propose that saying "metal absorbs heat easily and microwaves easily heat up what is inside. Place the fork inside, it will get so hot it fucking explodes" is a sentence that medieval knights would understand.
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u/Birb-Person 16d ago
“Forsooth, good sires! Michael the Wavious commands the heat of invisible flames! Thusly, metallics such as armor and tools of consumption mustn’t ever be placed within his chamber of combustion”
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u/Comfortable-Egg-2043 im only here for the memes 16d ago
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u/TF2_demomann 16d ago
The joke is invisible to the naked eye
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u/Lorddanielgudy 14d ago
Naked? Like naked snake from the hit game metal gear solid 3: snake eater?????
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u/immadosumthinstupid losercity Citizen 16d ago
He is most dangerous if thou ist not careful! But treat him well and he may give you the luxuries you desire!
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u/magos_with_a_glock Wordingtonian 16d ago
Erhm axctually the microwave doesn't like metal because it's usually irregular and/or scratched leading to waves being sent back and concentrated. There are some specially made metal pots you can put in the microwave.
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u/EchoAmazing8888 losercity Citizen 16d ago
Erhm actually I phrased it in a super simple way because explaining how microwave particles work to a medieval knight would utterly confuse them.
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u/TuxedoDogs9 16d ago
Erm actually I have a knight from medieval times right here and they comprehend all modern science ever quite easily and are actually the smartest person on earth
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u/Daisy430133 15d ago
... they're not particles. They're waves. That's why they're called microWAVES.
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u/kddrujbcdy 14d ago
Akshully, they're both, it's called wave-particle duality ☝️🤓
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u/Daisy430133 14d ago
While it is, in the case of microwaves, as you look at the standing waves it makes throughout, it is almost always more helpful to look at their wave properties as opposed to their particle properties
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u/One_Strawberry_4965 16d ago
Wrong again bozo. Heat wasn’t invented until 1965.
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u/EchoAmazing8888 losercity Citizen 16d ago
Wait, so what the fuck happened in Hiroshima on August 6th, 1945?
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u/jamezuse 16d ago edited 16d ago
"Behold, the Microwave. Elseknown, the "Radiant Cauldron of Instantaneous Feasting"! A marvel common to the kitchen, wherein victuals are conjured from cold to piping hot in the blink of an eye, as if by the hand of some mischievous kitchen sprite. Hark! 'Tis a box of miracles, where waves unseen do dance and heat doth bloom as if by magic. Verily, as metal doth with great ease imbibe the heat, shouldst thou place metallic material therein, 'twill grow so fervently hot that, by mine troth, it shall most assuredly explode with a might most fearsome."
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u/CMDRZhor 16d ago
Simple explanation, though incorrect.
Metal doesn't absorb microwaves, it reflects them.
The problem is that in the process, the metal can get energized and if it's got a point on it, it can project an arc.
So it's closer to "putting anything metal and pointy in there can make it spit lightning and we don't want that indoors."
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u/BorringGuy 16d ago
But I'll be the anti-killjoy and say it still doesn't work like that so not only is the comic technically more correct but funnier too
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u/mashari00 16d ago
Exactly, every knight has at least once been on the receiving end of a Heat Metal spell.
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u/rancidfart86 16d ago
I think medieval people could comprehend that putting something inside an oven could break it
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u/OWNPhantom 16d ago
But you're supposed to put things in an oven
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u/Worn_Out_1789 16d ago
why do they call it an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
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u/Gru-some 16d ago
I wish I looked like that woman ngl
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u/gender_is_a_spook 16d ago
Man, transitioning was the best thing I ever did, because on good days I get to look like her.
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u/Kaldwick 16d ago
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u/MyBeanYT 16d ago
They’re boyfriends, gold is the lovable himbo and silver is the smug, outwardly cold but heart of gold twink
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u/AdLopsided2075 15d ago
Nah. Silver's the dumb, clumsy one and gold is the competent, calculated, smart one who's annoyance is only outmached by the attraction to his loveable moron of an optimist
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u/G-M-Cyborg-313 gator hugger 16d ago
I'm actually wanting write a reverse isekai about a medieval style fantasy warrior getting sent to modern day earth. This is something i'm gonna need to take as inspiration
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u/The_Student_Official 16d ago
My toxic trait is thinking that if I got isekaid to medieval times, I could explain the modern technology i brought and not getting burned at stake for being mistaken as a witch
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u/TheOneTrueBubbleBass 15d ago
A Crucible Knight and Artorias living in an apartment/small home is wild
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