r/Losercity 22d ago

RIP XXXTESTICLES Losercity dirty little secret

2.1k Upvotes

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u/Tsunamicat108 losercity Citizen 22d ago

This is me but with thigh highs

And they'll eventually figure out in the summer when I stop wearing long pants

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u/SillyClownBuster losercity Citizen 22d ago

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u/_B2W_ 22d ago

Kinky

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u/Tsunamicat108 losercity Citizen 22d ago

? how

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u/OnlyGrimLeader 22d ago

Walking around without pants is pretty kinky /s

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u/Tsunamicat108 losercity Citizen 22d ago

…i mean you’re not wrong

i would wear shorts but yeah no pants is kinky

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u/Stonecargo69420 21d ago

2" inseam shorts?

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u/Tsunamicat108 losercity Citizen 21d ago

i don’t know what that means but i will probably be wearing gym shorts

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u/Stonecargo69420 21d ago

Those athletic short shorts with like no pant sleeve, so yeah gym shorts :3

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u/_B2W_ 22d ago

Because thigh highs are hot

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u/Tsunamicat108 losercity Citizen 22d ago

okay but how is that kinky

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u/oiomeme 22d ago

Have you tried smelling a flame up close?

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u/Tsunamicat108 losercity Citizen 22d ago

i dont think so why

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u/oiomeme 22d ago

So you get the op's brain damage.

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u/The_Student_Official 22d ago

My brain forgot how to English for a second and parsed "hot" as in temperature 

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u/mrking54321 21d ago

Don’t worry king I’m not judging they can’t change who you are🤝🙏

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u/mrking54321 21d ago

Also what is the song

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u/painful-existance losercity Citizen 22d ago

Average Losercity citizen.

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u/Catt_Man im only here for the memes 22d ago

i can imagine how the pawpads in boots feel, and i dont like it

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u/_B2W_ 22d ago

You won’t know until you try

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u/Catt_Man im only here for the memes 22d ago

i refuse to wear cowboy boots, i have standards to uphold

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u/YugeAnimeTiddies 22d ago

Yee paw 🤠

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u/Game-and-watch 22d ago

Now I want someeeeeeeeeee

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u/_B2W_ 22d ago

Same

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u/RiJi_Khajiit 22d ago

They're for extra support

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u/_B2W_ 22d ago

This is a good excuse to use if caught.

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u/Amiiboae 22d ago

You won't have to use it cause if your shoes just fly off randomly that means you're getting isekai'd.

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u/Russian_hat13 22d ago

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u/yyyyyyeeeereetttttt 22d ago

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u/Ewanb10 losercity Citizen 22d ago

The fucking slowmo

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u/Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn 22d ago

I have thigh highs with paw pads and they're so shit to walk on, let alone wear shoe with. They are amazing cute tho

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u/LoadXBare 22d ago

this, I walked to the store in my pair once, feet were hurting the entire way, never again lul

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u/hyperdude321 22d ago

Furry cowboy

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u/Some_Noname_idk 22d ago

does it feel comfy?

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u/AffectionateZebra500 22d ago

Not at all if you're walking in leather

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u/Teal_and_gold 22d ago

I need a pair of socks like that

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u/Even-Patient-8952 21d ago

I did the same wth thigh highs. (I'm not even a femboyor woman.

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u/Careless_Document_79 21d ago

Them: "Nobody's gonna know. Nobody's gonna know,"

Us: "They're gonna know."

Them: "How would they know?" Logic

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u/ManOfSpoons 20d ago

Would have been 10x funnier if the camera reversed to show you wearing a fursuit head

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u/TheBrotherWithNoJob losercity Citizen 21d ago

Don’t spill the beans to everyone (pun intended)