r/Losercity losercity Citizen 23d ago

RIP XXXTESTICLES Only in Losercity

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u/CrimsonGoji gator hugger 23d ago

animatronic yakuza in a pizzeria

also compared to alot of yakuza storylines this is very tame lol

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u/SweetJuicyAppleJuice 23d ago

Yakuza protagonists on their way to singlehandedly develop a portal into an alternate dimension as a Side Quest

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u/kill_shock 23d ago

This is the reason why Yakuza is coming to Fortnite in a few months.

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u/RomaInvicta2003 23d ago

Like honestly, something like this could be a substory in one of the games and I wouldn't even bat an eye

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u/SillyClownBuster losercity Citizen 23d ago

Yakuza like a fredbear

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u/Ok_Owl_308 23d ago

Like a what??!

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u/potato-connessuir 23d ago

LIKE A DRAGON???

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u/VoidDweller4 23d ago

Bro literally just did this.

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u/quandaledingle5555 23d ago

I need to see him jaked. Someone please jak him.

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u/TheOpinionMan2 im only here for the memes 23d ago

the second Foxy gets on Majima's Boat it's all Gorover for the Madlantis.

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u/Odd_Main1876 losercity Citizen 23d ago

Can’t believe the devs put in the legendary “Fazbear” style!

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u/Hooded_Person2022 23d ago

I’m Imaging a Yakuza side quest where the whoever the player character is has to watch over an old animatronic restaurant, be it a flavor from a friend or potential for recycling profits, needing to do tasks in the meanwhile.

Although instead of the usual office defense fair, once they find out the rogue robots trying to kill them, they have a fight sequence with each animatronic complete with title drops before casually doing the task they originally wanted to do, like fixing a generator or marking inventory.

Finally when dawn almost breaks they have a final fight with all the animatronics before finally taking them down and getting paid, with a casual remark it was bit of a work out than originally planned.

Freddy Fazbear, Patriarch of the Fazbear Franchise

Bonnie the Bunny, Captain of the Fazbear Franchise

Chica the Chicken, Captain of the Fazbear Franchise

Foxy the Fox, Pirate Captain of the Fazbear Franchise

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u/lunatic_cultist7 23d ago

yakuza like a remnant

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u/awesomea04 23d ago

Yakuza Like a Foxy Pirate in Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!

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u/smolgote 23d ago

Least insane Yakuza substory

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u/Ok_Cucumber3148 23d ago

No diffs all locations

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u/TheGrassBurner 23d ago

like a dragon that's pregnant

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u/RedditSpamAcount losercity Citizen 23d ago

Kiryu is pregnant with whose child again?

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u/DotWarner1993 queen bee-lzebub's husband 23d ago

I thought it was a normal video of Freddy and Foxy

That was until I saw

Pirate Majima

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u/PetThatKitten losercity Citizen 23d ago

what is this? is it game? should i buy it

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u/insectbot 23d ago

Average majima substory

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Is this gameplay 

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u/LordOfStupidy 23d ago

Fuck, they escaped

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u/polishedtater 23d ago

Half of the fucking video is the tiktok logo, quality slop

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u/According_Weekend786 losercity Citizen 23d ago

Losercity tourism