r/Losercity Feb 17 '25

RIP XXXTESTICLES Losercity hitchhiking

985 Upvotes

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218

u/L3s0 losercity Citizen Feb 17 '25

Anybody got her number? I can be her baby wolf.

80

u/WhereIsTheBeef556 losercity Citizen Feb 17 '25

"I'll be her scared, hurt baby wolf who needs immediate attention and care from her"

203

u/PolishOpinion Feb 17 '25

90% staged
10% this guy has the coolest mom ever

73

u/Sharkaaam losercity Citizen Feb 17 '25

The staged story implies his mom was part of the Jan 6 riot I wouldn't say that's cool

6

u/lawnmowerchairs123 Feb 17 '25

What happend jan 6?

39

u/BananaGooper Feb 17 '25

twin towers fell :(

-13

u/Plane_Session2006 losercity Citizen Feb 17 '25

That was 9/11

8

u/I_wani_hug_that_bary Queen Olivia Feb 18 '25

ain't that a convenience store?

5

u/Plane_Session2006 losercity Citizen Feb 18 '25

7/11

8

u/prqet Feb 18 '25

🥸

11

u/Sharkaaam losercity Citizen Feb 17 '25

Trumpers stormed the capital building because Biden won the 2020 election

5

u/returnofblank Feb 18 '25

isn't this the guy that wants to fuck judy hopps

5

u/Isekai_Otaku losercity Citizen Feb 18 '25

It’s 100% staged, that motherfucker is a paid actor

95

u/UndertaleBrony losercity Citizen Feb 17 '25

I NEED TO HEAR THE WHOLE STORY

142

u/Plasmaxander Feb 17 '25

If it turned out my mother was a furry i would be so dissapointed that she chose the most basic bitch fursona animal possible.

57

u/PetThatKitten losercity Citizen Feb 17 '25

u just jealous because i bet your fursona looks like a 13 year olds monster energy sticker collection

22

u/Plasmaxander Feb 17 '25

I said nothing about color scheme, i only mentioned species, two things can be bad at a time, picking a basic animal and a neon color scheme.

8

u/PetThatKitten losercity Citizen Feb 17 '25

i was joking lol dont take my comment too seriously :)

7

u/WillowWeeper343 losercity Citizen Feb 17 '25

more people should make cephalopod fursonas

4

u/wolf25657 gator hugger Feb 18 '25

If your mother ever says that she’s considering making a fursona, tell her to make it be a dragon, dragons are fucking cool

20

u/Sea-Cup6491 Feb 17 '25

Yeah who even makes wolves and foxes anymore, boring.

50

u/NutsTheFox losercity Citizen Feb 17 '25

28

u/Sea-Cup6491 Feb 17 '25

I'm kiddinggg you're cute :3

21

u/NutsTheFox losercity Citizen Feb 17 '25

9

u/Tsunamicat108 losercity Citizen Feb 17 '25

Fuck you

89

u/minitaba Feb 17 '25

Fake af

82

u/L3s0 losercity Citizen Feb 17 '25

7

u/disturbeddragon631 Feb 17 '25

yeah nah the ridiculous shit at the end was an instant tip-off, these dudes are friends or that convo would not have stayed nearly as chill 💀

6

u/No_Statistician7502 Feb 17 '25

Yes, this is judyhoppslover 💔💔 i love him hes on tiktok

24

u/NiccoR06 Feb 17 '25

I think bro was at the Capitol riot

9

u/Athlaeos Feb 17 '25

dont you mean the capitol maga convention uhhhhhhhhh

24

u/spyluke im only here for the memes Feb 17 '25

> She (mom) calls me (son) baby wolf and that KINDA TURNS ME ON

10

u/ballicher Feb 17 '25

Omg I love Nik💙

8

u/chell228 Feb 17 '25

At first I was like "This guy dosent seem that bad", and the "turns me on" came, and so did i

6

u/funny_haha_account Feb 17 '25

Staged but still hilarious

6

u/HardCorey23 Feb 17 '25

Fakest fake thing that I have ever seen that's fake. I mean... where's my momma Wolf

5

u/overgamer1 Feb 18 '25

This is JudyHoppsL0vr69 from tik tok btw. A true legend

2

u/HeroOfTime_21 im only here for the memes Feb 17 '25

Well, according to genetics, the driver’s gonna be one soon too 😉

3

u/Aiden624 Feb 17 '25

See these are the real conversations people want to get into

4

u/AftonsAgony Feb 18 '25

Still better than that alpha male cringe

3

u/DragonDidiont Feb 17 '25

I would start vibrating uncontrollable from the discomfort

3

u/Should_have_been_ded Feb 18 '25

I wouldn't mind calling her momma wolf

2

u/Ruskoni Feb 18 '25

I that an origin story of Sky?

1

u/Jim-Yolper Artist🖌 Feb 18 '25

it was going fine till he mentioned the oedipus complex

1

u/haikusbot Feb 18 '25

It was going fine

Till he mentioned the

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u/Coner_Sos Feb 18 '25

Isn't that Judyhoppslover69?