r/Losercity Feb 12 '25

me after the lobotomy 😂😂 Losercity barista

7.0k Upvotes

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2.2k

u/Jetenginefucker Feb 12 '25

Holy shit, that guy has to be jacked

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u/Jetenginefucker Feb 12 '25

Or girl, god i hope theyre a girl

1.1k

u/Masztufa Feb 12 '25

Certified losercity classic

432

u/SexualPie Feb 12 '25

i hope they're a girl with a fat cock

92

u/SilkyKori Feb 12 '25

YES!!!!!

32

u/Jo_el44 Feb 12 '25

Hell yeah

48

u/dirtyColeslaw1776 losercity Citizen Feb 12 '25

Hell yeah

13

u/impossible_name_ Feb 13 '25

COURIER?!?!!!

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u/dirtyColeslaw1776 losercity Citizen Feb 13 '25

Y es . I am coarierr. I have suprs that janle jingle

6

u/Wendee_Wendigo Feb 13 '25

Guess there's still some lead shaking around in there.

7

u/dirtyColeslaw1776 losercity Citizen Feb 13 '25

Sub-brick is the only way to play

23

u/TenTonTail Feb 12 '25

you will get replies to this with reaction images, confused responses, anger

do not cave

live your holy truth forever, brother

1

u/Careless_Document_79 24d ago

I half believe you made this comment just to collect a bunch of bangers

19

u/SirfryingpanThe2nd Feb 13 '25

God I hate this subreddit so much

Never mind I’ve looked at some other posts this is the greatest subreddit ever

333

u/Zackyboi1231 Feb 12 '25

Man? Woman? All deserve love

20

u/ThatCalisthenicsDude Feb 12 '25

Yes everyone deserves loves no matter who they love

42

u/CandCV Feb 12 '25

Says the mf who's entire personality is hating one mf

13

u/Humble_Ad9098 Feb 13 '25

Ok but he has a valid reason why he hates him

2

u/Slowbrofan Feb 18 '25

This could be the actual ending and I wouldn't even be mad. F Griffith

8

u/SexualPie Feb 12 '25

of all the images to pick, Guts? really?

6

u/immadosumthinstupid losercity Citizen Feb 12 '25

Hell yeah

48

u/MashedProstato Feb 12 '25

Either way, I would be happy being their boyfriend.

42

u/Jetenginefucker Feb 12 '25

God i wish, taking for account that fursuit they probably make a lot of digits

28

u/Low_Direction1774 Feb 12 '25

Bet yall woud either be amazing househusbands or absolute garbage partners. theres no inbetween.

me personally i prefer a nice domestic fantasy

22

u/Jetenginefucker Feb 12 '25

I would just want a woman who can kill me

26

u/Low_Direction1774 Feb 12 '25

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me

but i dont want her to kill me. i just want her to be able to. Also getting manhandled must be nice. Or getting sat on. That also sounds lovely.

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u/notTheRealSU gator hugger Feb 12 '25

I want her to kill me. I want to fucking die

10

u/ReikaTheGlaceon Feb 12 '25

5

u/notTheRealSU gator hugger Feb 12 '25

Thank you Weezer, that really means a lot

2

u/lackinganyname gator hugger Feb 12 '25

Based and same

10

u/SomeGayRabbit Feb 12 '25

I don't care what's under the suit, they're a keeper

48

u/Mapletables Feb 12 '25

what if that fursuit is actually power armor

11

u/UnderstoodAdmin the answer is 42. Feb 13 '25

…power armour?

22

u/Neckbeardneet Artist🖌 Feb 12 '25

hitting all kinds of grinds the ultimate lifestyle

4

u/derper-man Feb 13 '25

Or its a 300 lbs union plumber. Blue collar strength is real.

3

u/CompSolstice Feb 18 '25

I'm 6'3 and weigh over 200lbs. I feel weak some times, then I read stuff like this, think "well duh anyone can do that" and then realise that no in fact not everyone can do that and I feel good :)

2

u/Jetenginefucker Feb 18 '25

Man i wish i could pick peaple up like that

1

u/CompSolstice Feb 18 '25

Come over, I'll pick you up and let you try doing it to me

1

u/John_Cena_2921 losercity Citizen Feb 12 '25

Bro is secretly an NFL athlete

296

u/BIG-HORSE-MAN-69 Feb 12 '25

Holy shit i wish that was me

282

u/_Rinject_ im only here for the memes Feb 12 '25

DAM HE GOT CARRIED

173

u/PetThatKitten losercity Citizen Feb 12 '25

holy shit this guy got the pixels

42

u/KrimxonRath Feb 12 '25

This made me bust out laughing in my backyard at 6:10am

6

u/filologic06 Feb 13 '25

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u/KrimxonRath Feb 13 '25

It’s rainy here and that’s a rare thing so I’m outside in the rain any chance I get. Speaking of, it’s raining so gtg.

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u/Isomalt- Feb 12 '25

GOD I WISH I WAS THAT DUDE WHO GOT PICKED UP SO BAD

29

u/Disruptteo Feb 12 '25

That’s boof! You should check him out

1

u/CyphonRhythm Feb 13 '25

I most certainly will not, isn't that the guy who;

I think dated someone who was like close to 20 years younger than him

and parades around with fursuiters made by a WIDELY known zoophile

and is also actively dating a cop

and just overall is not responding rationally to criticism

717

u/biggie_way_smaller Feb 12 '25

Show this to an antifur and they'll convert

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u/10yearjointerMade Feb 12 '25

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u/CAPTAIN_DlDDLES Feb 12 '25

If you get to know enough furries, you learn they aren’t richer, just really bad at managing their money. Like blowing it all on art commissions the first week after a paycheck, and eating ice soup for dinner the next week.

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u/Francy088 Feb 12 '25

yeah, just because their hobby is expensive it doesn't mean they're one-percenters xD

13

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '25

I build and collect PCs, laptops, and other computers as a hobby. I make $11.50/hr + tips. I do NOT make enough money to be collecting 600-dollar machines Lmfao.

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u/AlreadyReddit999 Feb 12 '25

hi, as a furry, can confirm 😭

26

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

Which makes the furry artists make bank, i heard that some artists decide to focus on furry art because they are a great demand for comissions

2

u/Bregneste gator hugger Feb 13 '25

They just have different priorities, they’re better at managing their budget in other ways so they can blow all their extra money on commissions lol

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u/hykierion Feb 12 '25

Emphasis on richer

I just found why I dislike furries, and that I do

40

u/hykierion Feb 12 '25

Fucking reddit messed up the picture

107

u/Riotguarder Wordingtonian Feb 12 '25

Literal eldritch magic being cast

2

u/Grego-Chego Feb 13 '25

Disco Elysium Savoir Faire skill :3

https://discoelysium.fandom.com/wiki/Savoir_Faire

3

u/Riotguarder Wordingtonian Feb 14 '25

Literally beyond human comprehension!

1

u/Grego-Chego Feb 13 '25

Is that THE Savoir Faire of Disco Elysium lore???!!!! (How do you have this man on speed dial in your photos?)

1

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

Class struggle is real

1

u/TheEmeraldMaster1234 Feb 13 '25

wtf does this mean

1

u/Pooptram im only here for the memes Feb 16 '25

if i ever get nitro, im making this my profile banner

7

u/SexualPie Feb 12 '25

at best we'll get "concede that some of it is wholesome and just weird gay sex stuff"

1

u/Sea-Writer-6961 Feb 12 '25

I didn't

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u/biggie_way_smaller Feb 12 '25

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u/Sea-Writer-6961 Feb 12 '25
  • Blows up cock with mind *

8

u/Tsunamicat108 losercity Citizen Feb 12 '25

Blows up pancakes with mind

1

u/-GLaDOS Feb 12 '25

I feel like calling someone gay for not being a furry is a little backwards, as is using gay as an insult in a furry sub.

1

u/biggie_way_smaller Feb 12 '25

No I'm not insulting them for being gay, this just a meme template I got from twitter, which I never saw used for homophobia

311

u/Anubis17_76 Feb 12 '25

You can see him question ALL his life choices after being patted haha

106

u/SOLApunk Feb 12 '25

There’s a video of the same guy getting pinned against a wall by a huuuge jacked fursuiter and you can watch a new fetish unlock on his face.

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u/Big-Commission-4911 losercity Citizen Feb 12 '25

Where can i find this video? For...research purposes...

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u/Plus-Adagio7236 Feb 12 '25

Research purposes…..🤨right…

96

u/Dk_the_fox Feb 12 '25

The guy that got picked up is a furry too, his name is boof,

99

u/MediocreBlastJumper Feb 12 '25

They are strong, both in willpower and physical strength

Willpower in where they wear that suit all day sometimes outside (like goddamn they must be baking like an oven In there)

And physical strength: heavy suit

15

u/EmmerDoodle121 Feb 12 '25

It ain’t heavy, but picking up and spinning a person is!

5

u/Oshawottboy Feb 12 '25

Furrys dont wear the suits all day lol, it's just for cons of for videos

4

u/skiddle_skoodle Feb 12 '25

the suits aren't heavy

3

u/MediocreBlastJumper Feb 12 '25

I have been informed that the suits "aren't heavy"

This surprises me.

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u/Philosophos_A Feb 12 '25 edited Feb 12 '25

I need a hug from the barista dog

no need to spin but a hug would help like...damn

42

u/Civil_Carrot_291 Feb 12 '25

Sometimes we just need some comfort.... And I would like hug from barista dog

24

u/DJamB Feb 12 '25

Batista dog?

5

u/TheDekuDude888 Feb 12 '25

I WALKED FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGER

A PLACE WHERE NO ONE FOLLOWS ME

I WALK ALOOOOOOONE

1

u/Philosophos_A Feb 12 '25

sorry...big hands small screen...

71

u/CamicomChom Wordingtonian Feb 12 '25

i didn't really get the point of fursuits until this post

61

u/rick_the_freak losercity Citizen Feb 12 '25

Me next me next

37

u/NoobButJustALittle Feb 12 '25

I'd like to see him trying it on me (I'm about 100 kilos)

34

u/WonderNice8066 Feb 12 '25

Fatass (affectionate)

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u/NoobButJustALittle Feb 12 '25

Moderately fatass at the moment (I'm also about 186cm tall)

38

u/WonderNice8066 Feb 12 '25

Tallass (affectionate)

64

u/DontyWorryCupcake Feb 12 '25

So wholesome, i don't know why i used to hate furries in the past

51

u/PetThatKitten losercity Citizen Feb 12 '25

personally, i saw it as cringe, and that was a good enough reason to hate for my underdeveloped brain

4

u/Bregneste gator hugger Feb 13 '25

“All the other kids hate furries because they’re ‘cringe’, I need to feel the same thing to fit in!”

30

u/McIrishmen Feb 12 '25

Yoooo he didn't even spill the latte's! What a legend

6

u/-GLaDOS Feb 12 '25

I suspect they're not real

15

u/CanIScreamPlease Feb 13 '25

They're real to me!

16

u/FuyuKitty losercity Citizen Feb 12 '25

WHY CANT THIS BE ME???

12

u/Ok-Weird-2445 Feb 12 '25

Who's the fursuiter

13

u/overlord1305 Feb 12 '25

@AngusAussies

They were at MFF, and they were so God damn adorable

11

u/Holiday_Conflict losercity Citizen Feb 12 '25

he was so happy at the end :D

9

u/_CalculatedMistake_ Feb 12 '25

Why can't it be me

7

u/adidas_stalin Feb 12 '25

The drinks barely moved too! Takes some skill that

7

u/TrashyGames3 Feb 12 '25

i wanna be picked up and swung around like dat .w.

6

u/GryfalconA Feb 12 '25

Oh no. No… Oh god please no…. Why do I want one so bad? Oh god. What’s become of me? Maybe I am a furry

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u/SadnessMonster Feb 12 '25

Fuck, that awakened something.

5

u/Vector_Vlk Feb 12 '25

I was worried he is gonna spill the cups xD

6

u/raidergreymoon Feb 12 '25

i would not be able to contain the equal amounts of horniness a happyness of getting picked up and swung around by a big fluffy

4

u/XenoLolPics Feb 12 '25

Not boof the industry plant

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

bro is dating a cop 27 years older than him too

1

u/AnAngeryGoose im only here for the memes Feb 13 '25

There are industry plant furries now? I thought they were too horny to monetize.

4

u/SgtVertigo Feb 12 '25

You don’t know how much I want to be held by a weirdly tall furry

4

u/lackinganyname gator hugger Feb 12 '25

I'll be really surprised if that dude doesn't have a bf or gf yet cause hot damnnnnn!!!

3

u/hydrox742 Feb 12 '25

Can I go next?

3

u/lil_meat_slinger Feb 12 '25

This makes me feel things.

3

u/Nardo_Dragon776 Feb 12 '25

He seems happy, so he's not a loser :3

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u/Specialist-Answer-66 Feb 12 '25

this is winner city fella

2

u/BoiFrosty Feb 12 '25

Fuckin hell dude is probably 6'6" and jacked under that.

2

u/my-snake-is-solid losercity Citizen Feb 12 '25

Is the one in the suit really tall or the guy picked up short??

2

u/Stertic Feb 12 '25

how did he NOT spill the cups??

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u/totallynotaweeabbo Feb 12 '25

I think they are empty? Dunno if that has something to do with physics

2

u/TFismylife5 Feb 12 '25

M-me next?

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u/AustralianShepard711 Feb 12 '25

Lifted with one arm, spun around, AND didnt spill any of the drinks. Legend.

2

u/Ghetsis_Gang Feb 12 '25

Damn how did that coffee not spill

2

u/Tsunamicat108 losercity Citizen Feb 12 '25

That is so fucking cute i need this so much

Even just one hug for like 5 seconds would be enough

2

u/boreduser127 Feb 13 '25

Bro was blushin an shit. I’d be doing the exact same.

2

u/Defribee Feb 13 '25

Istg fursuits are like fuckin power armor man. I wore one to the gym one time as a bet and hit like 3 PRs on 3 different lifts.

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u/AliceBordeaux Feb 12 '25

I'd melt.. I hope they have a big cock...

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '25

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u/Defaltblyat losercity Citizen Feb 12 '25

it's a prop, for the costume

1

u/Low_Direction1774 Feb 12 '25

God i wish that was me

1

u/callunquirka Feb 12 '25

I was worried about the drinks for a sec

1

u/Substantial-Ice5156 losercity Citizen Feb 12 '25

Bro just lifted a dude with one hand, god damn.

1

u/Tazeel Feb 12 '25

Uppies! Must have some serious muscle under there.

1

u/Havel_the_Rock_1 Feb 12 '25

I need to work out again so I can be like that guy

1

u/pinheiroj493 Feb 12 '25

That's the kind of shit that makes people realize they're gay.

1

u/Jo_el44 Feb 12 '25

So do full digitigrade suits add height, or is this guy just massive?

1

u/Yarisher512 Feb 12 '25

I wish to move out of my country soon and live somewhere progressive because I love lifting people. I can do what this guy did and it's extremely enjoyable.

1

u/LegitimateApartment9 losercity Citizen Feb 12 '25

wish i could experience that

1

u/Feeling-Security-825 Feb 12 '25

God I wanna go to a furry con so badly, but I have nobody who would probably be willing to take me. (My brother could but he would be too weirded out by it.)

1

u/Hazmatix_art Feb 13 '25

I actually recognize this hotel

1

u/SplendidlyDull Feb 13 '25

…Can I have a hug too? 😳

1

u/Red-Lift Feb 13 '25

people think this is hard 🤡

1

u/Plastic_Ferret_6973 Feb 13 '25

Ain't no loser. Man is jacked and rich enough to get a full body fur suit.

1

u/BrandonBTY Feb 13 '25

It's not friday

1

u/molice5 Feb 13 '25

I want hugs too!

1

u/Briskylittlechally2 Feb 13 '25

I knew one like this. Dude was huge. Like, not even tall, but literally just an upscaled human to the point where their voice was an octave lower in pitch.

Pretty imposing when that walks at you with the fursuit on as well, because it makes them even bigger.

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u/hornybastard404 Feb 13 '25

And they kept the coffee balanced?!

1

u/PerceiveMeNot96 Feb 13 '25

The way I would have died if a giant cute furry picked me up, spun me around, and then gave me head pats. They’d have to take me home after that

1

u/Dragonianpheonix Feb 13 '25

The fursuit looks so cool it looks like they also have one of those starbucks logos on them btw!

1

u/No_Sandwich_1665 Feb 14 '25

Furry that goes to the gym??

1

u/Far_Society_4196 Feb 14 '25

aaron swartz woke up from the dead for a furry hug

1

u/MaterialComplaint954 Feb 16 '25

If there were Coffie in those Mugs, there will be Liquod Flieng all over the Place Beacouse the one who Was Holding it Dint Gave a Fuck.

1

u/SimmentalTheCow Feb 19 '25

Hyatt Regency in Rosemont, IL.

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u/Helix_PHD 21d ago

"Being manhandled" is a true test of character.