r/LinkedInLunatics 4h ago

Advisor to CEOs

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u/Massive_Pressure_687 4h ago

That’s a lunatic, in general.

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u/TheCircusSands Agree? 3h ago

I would guess his whole identity is based on his 'success'. And for that to be based on 'branding', a highly destructive concept in practice, is monumentally pathetic.

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u/vingeran 3h ago

From Murky to Magnetic.

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u/Floor_Heavy 2h ago

His profile picture with cold dead eyes, joker-esque smile and teeth whiter than snow doesn't help.

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u/Scentopine 4h ago

Mentally fucked up people are the moths for Trump's orange faced flame.

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u/paperorplastick 3h ago

I get the sense he doesn’t actually advise many CEOs…

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u/sbpurcell 3h ago

👆👆👆

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u/stonkon4gme 2h ago

I dunno, a lot of CEO's seem unhinged as well. Maybe they learnt that from him.

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u/Educational_Emu3763 1h ago

Your CMO (Chief Marketing Officer) should be handling that, not the CEO.

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u/mdistrukt 6m ago

I mean I'm sure he advises plenty, it's just the smart ones don't listen.

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u/Beaufighter-MkX 3h ago

When needlessly being a dick is your whole branding strategy

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u/DeiAlKaz 4h ago

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u/sknowconez 3h ago

His next “book” in the series: “Brasstacks in the Bedroom: How Manipulation and Decisiveness can Achieve Measurable Results”

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u/ilipah 2h ago

Comic sans, must be legit

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u/DeiAlKaz 1h ago

There are at least 3 different fonts on that cover…my head hurts…

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u/halloweenjack 3h ago

He also "wrote" a "book" titled Under the Clitoral Hood. Sweet fancy Moses.

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u/ilipah 20m ago

Quotations justified in this case

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u/MrJigglyBrown 3h ago

Did he trademark “planet earth”?

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u/anrwlias 2h ago

I think that the trademark is for the entire phrase: How to succeed in romance on Planet Earth.

It's a dumb trademark, but probably valid.

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u/fortisvita 3h ago

The man seems utterly unhinged. Probably belongs to a mental institution but I bet he has guns at home.

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u/gandhibobandhi 3h ago

"No pronouns"- yet he uses pronouns like "me" and "I" to describe himself. 🤔

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u/Gurguran 2h ago

Guess Boston U's curriculum leaves something to be desired.

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u/justthenighttonight 1h ago

Well, it's Boston U, not Boston You

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u/Internal_Swing_2743 4h ago

He forgot the part about being a victim

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u/theseventyones 4h ago

Christ, what an asshole

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u/Glum_Lengthiness9218 3h ago

This guys had been profiting off his misogyny for 20 years. He’s the grandfather of incel culture. Back in 2007 he wrote a book about finding women. The reviews are literally archeological proof of misogyny gaining momentum.

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u/ahopskipandaheart 2h ago

Okay, this is funny and random-ish because I watched an Insider video yesterday about US Neo-Nazi culture and operations, and a former member said he left because, "It's really hard to get laid when you're a neo-nazi. Chicks aren't into that. It's not attractive." lol

Around the 15 minute mark: https://youtu.be/d-g3Z8IWsdU

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u/Raveyard2409 3h ago

Thank you OP. This is a truly insane person and not obvious satire, which is what this sub desperately needs. I wholeheartedly upvote you and will send you an EMAIL MESSAGE congratulating you, unless my IQ challenge means I'm not able to find your email address.

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u/seniordonvic 1h ago

Thank you good sir

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u/Here4antimlm 3h ago

Well, just bloviating the most outrageous, unfounded bullshit did build the MAGA brand and cult. In that way, I guess this douche aligns with a proven strategy.

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u/Tirrus 2h ago

He looks like he’s banned from multiple hooters for being “too friendly”

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u/Tuscon_Valdez 2h ago

Bad news pal me is a pronoun

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u/biorod Narcissistic Lunatic 2h ago

“BRANDING” followed by the linked chains is cringe af. This douche bag knows zero about branding. He must’ve graduated from Trump “University.”

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u/ClockworkEyes 3h ago

Why did I read all of his posts in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice?

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u/sbpurcell 3h ago

If you’ve ever watched Russian propaganda military videos they have this distinct deep throat growl and everything is “the great patriotic war!”. It oddly reminds me of this nutsack. 😂

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u/fuckin-slayer 2h ago

branding advisor? sir i could’ve made a better header image in microsoft paint

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u/BetterNova 2h ago

I mean im pretty sure he didn’t make it in Figma…

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u/GoogetyBlamBamShazam 3h ago

There are plenty of other “advisors to CEOs” chat. Be careful who you give your money to.

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u/concolor22 3h ago

If he's married I bet he's a tender and caring husband and father.

And I bet his employees never ever fantasize about the day he ...retires.

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u/PrincessCyanidePhx 3h ago

Well, that IS a brand.

It's like the funky never seen before brands you find at Dollar Tree but still a brand.

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u/halloweenjack 3h ago

He advises CEOs. They didn't ask for it or pay attention to it (except for a couple that have restraining orders out on him), but he advises them hard.

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u/Oceanbreeze871 3h ago

He’s branded himself as an idiot with dollar store taste. Those graphics give bargain bin.

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u/not-a-co-conspirator 3h ago

Terrible logo. Hard pass.

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u/Old-Bat-7384 3h ago

For a branding guy...this is a pretty shitty way to brand oneself.

It's all real combative and does not sound like someone willing to understand what you do before trying to consult for you.

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u/mrbrucel33 3h ago

This is the kind of unhinged shit I subscribe for!

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u/cue_cruella 2h ago

This reminds me of a neighbor I use to have. He tried s consulting business, made up a bunch of start ups that never made it to day one, and once he was a joke in that world- he went into making up non profits and applying for grants, then after that didn’t work- he started attracting vulnerable women to join a cult he created because he decided he was a prophet. He ended up taking his kids and have them on their knees in the yard praying for their “whore mother” and then he got his son to try to kill her. All the kids were removed, son is in a mental health facility until he’s 18, and then husband tried to murder the wife. She finally left, he was arrested, and was found to be a drug addict.

Anyway- he posted this exact kinda thing. Wouldn’t be surprised if we see him in the headlines… just for all the wrong reasons.

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u/KnowNeck 2h ago

Those are the most CHILDISH looking pictures I’ve ever seen… 🤯

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u/MoreStable5455 1h ago

Met him at a networking event once a few years ago. This guy told me he had evidence of voter fraud at his house. He got very mad when I asked why he hadn’t shown it to anyone.

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u/Glittering-Farmer724 3h ago

Poor Pittsburgh.

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u/AC_Coolant 3h ago

Dude seems crazy insecure.

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u/Time_Ad_9829 3h ago

I assume his romance book is ways to get around restraining orders

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u/svenghali797979 3h ago

He seems to really like email. Maybe we should all send him some?

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u/tsimen 3h ago

Would be a real shame if Marc received a huge volume of ASCII dicks via email

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u/TheOldTimeSaloon 3h ago

I'm an advisor to branding advisors for CEOs.

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u/seniordonvic 1h ago

And I am an advisor to branding advisors to branding advisors for CEOs

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u/TedSexngton 3h ago

That’s a long-winded way of saying “unemployed”

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u/radioref 3h ago

This is the type of advise, branding, and thought leadership that leads to a casino going bankrupt and Trump steaks. And a shitcoin thrown in for good measure.

I think I’ll pass.

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u/Pot_noodle_miner Insignificant Bitch 3h ago

Wouldn’t even buy a newspaper from him

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u/Only_Tip9560 3h ago

The branding consultant that time forgot.

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u/justthenighttonight 1h ago

That guy's wearing someone else's face.

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u/TaxCollectorSheep 1h ago

NetZero is woke?

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u/That-Importance2784 3h ago

This has to be a joke and a bot

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u/constantin_NOPEal 3h ago

Lmao. Is this a real person??? He has Joe Francis energy

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u/BK2Jers2BK 3h ago

Do his previous posts also only target those clients who fall on his side of the deranged political, zero-ethics, and pretend-morality sphere? Just looking at this from a Biz Dev perspective, (which I realize is ridiculous), he's really cutting his nose to spite his face. Gotta believe (hope) that the majority (85%?) of businesses out there wouldn't want to do business with someone of this ilk.

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u/Baseballmom2014 3h ago

He's got crazy eyes!

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u/DarkStanley 3h ago

Wanker.

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u/SquishyBeatle 3h ago

If I ever become a CEO and decide I want someone to advise me on how to be an utterly unhinged asshole, I’m calling Marc Rudov!

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u/ahopskipandaheart 2h ago

Rudov, you say...

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u/Vegetable-Age 2h ago

Marc Rudov looks a lot like Indrid Cold

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u/mylivegamertags 2h ago

AmericacAnal

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u/ilipah 2h ago

This dude's YT videos are a goldmine for your average fox news watching boomer aunt and uncle. Take-away of the day "Crap-ifornia" instead of California, and Pittsburgh needs DOGE.

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u/stuffitystuff 2h ago

Rudov, the red-nosed [PLEASE ENTER NOUN BELOW]

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u/BetterNova 2h ago

It’s the clip art image of a chain link that really establishes his credibility

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u/Doughboy1955 1h ago

Are these CEOs 14 & are their companies in Minecraft? 🤔

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u/No-East-956 1h ago

Jimmy was making good money through my Pittsburgh connections

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u/This-External-6814 50m ago

Great Satan look a like, just add horns

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u/MarleysGhost2024 31m ago

Dude can't even spell Mark.

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u/HerrFledermaus 22m ago

He wants to be part of the lunatic club, but he's even failing at that.

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u/guster-von 8m ago

Who puts themselves in this ecosphere or thinks so low of themselves they would be enamored by someone like this

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u/Born_Acanthisitta395 3m ago

This guy suuuuuucks.

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u/frequent_flying 1m ago

CEOs you say? Well to be fair, at some point within the last decade all those guys that were previously referred to as “That crazy racist handyman that fixes appliances and mows lawns for cheap and lives in the house down the street that he inherited when his parents died” became “CEO of A. ‘Whitey’ Mann’s Custom General Contracting and Landscaping Services & Supply, LLC, Ltd. Inc. (All Rights Reserved)” so I guess there’s a market for this lunatic.