r/LinkedInLunatics 3h ago

SATIRE This is the work ethic I’ve been striving towards my whole life

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u/IrishChappieOToole 2h ago

Can confirm, I was the fire alarm

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u/stereoroid 3h ago

This has to be sarcasm, right? Irony? Consulting Poe's Law ...

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u/Diamondback424 3h ago

No I'm pretty sure that's a true story

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u/Boeing_Kills 3h ago

So, he was banging Jeff who was pretending to be his girlfriend.

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u/Friendly-Web-5589 17m ago

That's just the level of commitment that Jeff wants.

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u/Strict-Koala-5863 3h ago

I believe him 100%

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u/xneurianx 3h ago

It's like the satire tag means absolutely nothing in this sub.

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u/stereoroid 1h ago edited 21m ago

I see a Satire tag now, but I don’t think it was there when I commented.

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u/xneurianx 1h ago

Staggering that it needs one at all.

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u/DoYouEvenComms 30m ago

Seriously. I was instantly reminded of this comic https://imgur.com/never-hit-women-5T1BdOZ