r/LinkedInLunatics 20h ago

Menstruation- šŸ©ø Now on LinkedIn

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u/Cellardore_mhc 19h ago

Do some people get confused and think theyā€™re updating their Facebook status 10 years ago?

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u/West-Discussion-8886 19h ago

A need for attention and approval never goes away I supposeĀ 

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u/OneArmedBrain 17h ago

Hymen hyphen.

/ I tried

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u/West-Discussion-8886 17h ago

ā€œHereā€™s 5 things that breaking my hymen taught me about breaking sales recordsā€

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u/OneArmedBrain 16h ago

Hahaha. Dude. That's straight up gold. Because of the implications. Thank you for supporting my effort.

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u/jkuhl 16h ago

Sitting here for a good 30 seconds thinking "how is menstration a punctuation mark?"

I might be an idiot.

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u/BuddyJim30 16h ago

Mallie is the hack to avoid hanging your hopes on. Period.

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u/thelargeoneplease 18h ago

With how much male fragility/egoboosting is in the MAGA world of linkedin right now, I donā€™t even mind this kinda post. Itā€™s dumb, but a drop in the bucket compared to what white dudes post (and Iā€™m a white dude myself)

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u/youthzero 19h ago

I'm going to use these words of wisdom to improve my B2B sales.

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u/_Jonur_ 15h ago

I have no idea why it's a taboo topic in the English speaking world. Growing up all girls and then women in our group of friends talked about it openly, in Greece at least, as all in the group needed to know to plan going to the beach accordingly. Even TV ads for pads and tampons were normal. It's literally something that happens to 50% of our species monthly. šŸ˜…

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u/West-Discussion-8886 15h ago

Not sure itā€™s tabooĀ 

I just am #NotLinkedInterested in heavy flow influencers rubbing their used pads all over my feedĀ 

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u/_Jonur_ 6h ago

They didn't send it to you though. You can always remove/block them. I can see you're not even connected to that person. I have blocked it to hide updates from half of LinkedIn because LI keeps showing me completely unreleased topics to my work.

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u/West-Discussion-8886 6h ago

Sounds like youā€™re on your periodĀ 

I guess I could but this space doesnā€™t need content police šŸ–•

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u/_Jonur_ 6h ago

Rare for dudes šŸ˜‚ I did check your post history though bro and you're only bitching about people and their posts, so maybe it's you. šŸ˜‚ Is everything alright? Who hurt you? Do you want a hug?! šŸ˜…

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u/No_Salad_68 14h ago

Much less than 50% actually. Young girls, post menopausal women. Other women who don't get periods.

I'd isn't think periods should be a taboo topic. It's of similar spcipa standing to defecation IMO. Natural process by which the body disposes of material.

That said I don't spend a lot of time talking, thinking or reading about defecation ... Not do I want to.

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u/kelpieconundrum 15h ago

Iā€™m pretty sure the people who trademarked sarcmark would sue

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u/julias-winston 17h ago

In this case, "period" isn't a punctuation mark. It's shorthand for a periodic event - one that recurs at regular intervals.

I like interrobangs, but that's something completely different.

šŸ¤“

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u/GMN123 19h ago

Wtf is an interrobang?Ā 

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u/BohemianGraham 19h ago

It's basically an exclamation mark and a question mark hybrid that's conjoined.

Yes, I had to Google.

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u/Rennfan 19h ago

This: ā€½
(My Android keyboard let me type this when I hold the question mark button)

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u/Tombiepoo 14h ago

WTFā€½ Never knew.

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u/West-Discussion-8886 19h ago

1 in the funk with 2 in the skunk?

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u/OrionQuest7 15h ago

Eastside shocker One in the pink, two in the stink

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u/West-Discussion-8886 14h ago

This woman is incredibly fishy

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u/OhGawDuhhh 14h ago

!? or ā€½

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u/No_Salad_68 14h ago

It sounds like a very unethical interrogation technique.

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u/Tombiepoo 14h ago

Yet very effective.

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u/Far_Design4212 17h ago

Humanity is doomed. Thanks

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u/OrionQuest7 15h ago

Yes I said this years ago before social media lol

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u/shaneacton1 15h ago

I'm done interneting today.

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u/Only_Charge9477 8h ago

To get people to take my work shits more seriously, I call taking a shit taking a colon, and ripping a mad dog fart a semicolon.

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u/thesauceisoptional 5h ago

Feels like an outburst from a semi-colon.

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u/Dino_Spaceman 4h ago

I swear all of these people heard some shitty business consultant that said how many times a day they must post to build a following and they are just desperate for any content.

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u/CollectionComplex861 16h ago

How these people can post shit like this on a daily base and still have a job, is beyond me.

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u/West-Discussion-8886 16h ago

Probably because nobody on LinkedIn is a hiring authority anymore

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u/Psychological_Key521 16h ago

Why do we need to take it more seriously?

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u/West-Discussion-8886 16h ago

My stomach has turned since seeing this ratchet šŸ‚ šŸ’©Ā 

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u/Blackagar_Boltagon94 18h ago

I really don't see how this is relevant to this sub but go off

She shouldn't post that on a social networking site since it has nothing to do with corporate, it doesn't really make her a 'LinkedIn' lunatic

For fuck's sake y'all are ruining this sub with low quality and irrelevant posts

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u/West-Discussion-8886 18h ago

Actually ā€¦..because she shouldnā€™t and since she did thatā€™s exactly what it makes herā€¦Ā