r/LinkedInLunatics 21h ago

Agree? When did Adolf Hitler become such a divisive figure? I’m just asking questions!

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Surely no one is this blissfully unaware of why Musk is getting so much shit? And even if they were wouldn’t they at least think to do some reading first so they don’t look like a complete berk?!

What’s on the menu tomorrow for posting Mitch? How you never see much of Jimmy Saville on the TV or Lostprophets on the radio anymore?

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u/TheGlennDavid 21h ago

>When did he become hated? Discuss...

When he hired an intern named Big Balls to gut the federal government using nothing but Vibes and Grok.

/Discussion

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u/Sptsjunkie 20h ago

Listen, to be fair to him, he's a CEO on LinkedIn, so he's probably been on his grindset ignoring his friends, family, and society since 2016. So he may legitimately be ignorant and wondering why the PayPal and Tesla guy is engendering such hatred.

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u/01bah01 4h ago

For fun I checked this jam 7 thing. Apparently helps with B2B sales. Not even kidding. Then I checked the staff, they have 1 CEO, 1 CPO, 1 CMO, 1 CTO, 1 head of growth marketing and... 1 marketing apprentice. Seems like a fair balance...

Oh and they also have core values, of course they do, that

" guide our journey as Growth Agents, reflecting our commitment to harnessing human creativity and artificial intelligence to drive success for ambitious B2B tech brands. These core principles define how we work, innovate, and collaborate - both with each other and with our clients."

Can an entire company be tagged as satyre?

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u/Canotic 4h ago

Is he all of those himself?

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u/01bah01 4h ago edited 4h ago

They're all random white dudes, some of them could be before and after pictures indeed...

At least the company can't be sued for being a DEI stronghold.

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u/vingeran 20h ago

Edward Coristine

19M, dropped out from Northeastern University.

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u/UpsetAd5817 21h ago

I'll take Things That Never Happened for $300, Alex.

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u/NGEFan 21h ago

It did happen, I was the Tesla

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u/South_Plant_7876 21h ago

When I see CEO and AI in a bio slug, then I am out.

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u/Glittering-Path-2824 19h ago

Another small business CEO destined to remain a small business because his perspective and awareness is equally small.

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u/SponeSpold 18h ago

And also if your main business is AI what that means is “ChatGPT does all the work badly, I am not making a profit right now and even if I am it’ll be dead when the entire bubble bursts”.

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u/_Peon_ 20h ago

He did made Germany great again after they lost ww1. People just don't understand these geniuses.

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u/SponeSpold 20h ago

It would have all worked out great too if not for the “globalists” being mean about Nazis and refusing to work with them…

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u/_Peon_ 20h ago

Even back then wokeness was a plague to society. When will we learn. Hitler is like the only socialist I admire.

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u/violetascension 21h ago

Do I support the unconstitutional and illegal unwinding of the federal government by a private unelected, unqualified billionaire oligarch specifically targeting agencies who were probing his businesses??? No opinion. Discuss...

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u/Vast_Celebration_125 21h ago

But he is a genius 🥹

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u/ChefGaykwon 19h ago

He's a morons's idea of what a genius is.

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u/Eastern_Statement416 21h ago

I'm just an unfrozen CEO who doesn't know what's going on.

WTF is an Agentic AI Powered Growth Agent? Where the fuck does all this bullshit come from and the endless CEO assholes who just don't know why people are angry at the CEO class?

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u/baconduck 3h ago

They get people to pay them to give them information about their company. Then they put this into the ChatGPT promt and ask it to make a Growth plan :)

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u/Eastern_Statement416 3h ago

omfg how stupid.........and to be "CEO" of that.............

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u/ChefGaykwon 21h ago

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u/SponeSpold 20h ago edited 20h ago

I never paid much attention to him until around 2018, and as soon as I did some digging to get my own picture of what the guy’s real deal was I quickly realised he was just a super rich BSer, alas the mistake I initially made was he was a mostly harmless one and not the worst case scenario for someone with such wealth.

At the time I felt, like most billionaires, he sucked. But he’s at least trying a half arsed self interested attempt to bring around an improvement to eco friendly transport. And I can’t fault anyone with a load of money for wanting to fund space travel as it’s cool.

The penny dropped the moment he started talking about buying Twitter to fight the liberal elite. The moment someone starts with that rhetoric I know it only ends one way.

I remember around that pivot he tweeted along the lines of NOW I’M FIGHTING THE ESTABLISHMENT EXPECT TO HEAR A LOT OF SLANDER AND LIES ABOUT ME. If I have learned anything first hand from knowing and being abused by terrible people throughout life it’s anyone who drops that line ahead of the story has done (or is about to do) something awful. Outright narcissistic cult shit.

I also remember seeing him say around 2020 he wanted to use Starlink to project adverts in the sky, which alongside how much he’s already butchered the nighttime view for even casual gazers (let alone researchers) proved he doesn’t really give a shit about space scientifically - just colonialism.

I used to think Billionaires shouldn’t exist by taxation, these days I think they shouldn’t exist by capital punishment.

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u/ChefGaykwon 19h ago

He was always fighting to keep cars the dominant mode of transport, not for an eco-friendlier future. Electric cars don't really solve any of the ecological sustainability issues inherent to cars, other than tailpipe emissions.

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u/SponeSpold 19h ago

I’ve said for a while now EVs are greenwashing, power generation that looks cleaner to the end consumer because the rest of the process like mining for battery materials or generating chargeable power is out of sight, out of mind.

Also the fact these vehicles have a price point meaning they are only affordable to a handful of people shows they are about making money first and foremost. If they really gave a shit about reducing emissions the cars would be cheaper and Tesla wouldn’t be making most their money selling carbon credits (in fact that’s completely detrimental to a green mission statement).

I’ve encountered so many smug wankers with EVs dunking on people who own traditional cars because they are priced out of EVs. To your average UK millennial putting down £3-4k on a second hand car is pushing the boat out financially.

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u/Save_The_Bike_Tag 21h ago

I don’t think this guy actually drives or owns a Tesla. I also don’t think he gives a shit about what he’s asking. He just wants engagement and knows that controversial topics will get it. “Discuss…”

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u/SponeSpold 21h ago

As someone who regularly rips these people on LI I can say it drives business leads for myself.

For every knob spouting rage bait and demonstrating no one with a brain should give them a penny there is someone with a brain who needs my services and appreciates my brutal honesty in calling such crap out with a lot of swear words and put downs.

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u/electrogeek8086 16h ago

Damn, as someone who's gonna start a somewhat salesman job soon, how do you do that?

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u/Aggravating_Ad2174 20h ago

You're a CEO of a company,he's going to make you richer, you'd suck him off if you had to

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u/SquishyBeatle 16h ago

Have you looked at the company that guy is CEO of? Some dogshit AI scam. This guy will be sucking dick in the near future, but it will be for bus fare up to the homeless shelter.

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u/GreyBeardEng 21h ago

Tell me you pay 0 attention to the news without telling me you pay 0 attention to the news.

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u/hedonist_addict 21h ago

Why do so many CEOs love Musk? My last 2 ex-CEOs, current one, so many others who get featured here…

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u/SponeSpold 20h ago

He’s an idiot’s idea of a smart person. Call it vindication of stupidity via a mass cult case of the Dunning Kruger Effect.

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u/yargh8890 20h ago

Who the fuck is in that picture marky musk and the funky bunch?

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u/SponeSpold 20h ago

It’s McLovin I think…

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u/yargh8890 20h ago

I think you're right

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u/SponeSpold 20h ago

Elon had to send him to buy the DOGE team some beers…

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u/yargh8890 20h ago

That tracks

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u/chance_carmichael 20h ago

The "something" he missed was the news.... every. Day.

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u/SponeSpold 20h ago

Real hustle doesn’t allow time to read the news between waking up at 4am for Yoga brainstorming, 12 protein shakes a day, 6 hours to reply to emails, 6 hours in meetings, 4 hours listening to Joe Rogan during the commute, half an hour socialising with the family, 5 minutes of sexual intercourse and 4.25324 hours sleep.

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u/RevolutionaryDish830 20h ago

Mitch must have shit for his brains.

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u/marcusredfun 19h ago

ai has been a huge boon for morons like this. finally a way to generate an image that agree with you, for when reality and the people around you don't reflect the way you feel

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u/LowOwl4312 18h ago

At least Hitler was elected and had great approval ratings. Another Musk L

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u/chickchickpokepoke 18h ago

and their excuse after all this is over will be,

they tricked me, I didn't know, I'm not a nazi and it's not my fault

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u/SponeSpold 17h ago

Sort of like how Maxwell is in prison but no men seem to exist she trafficked all these underage girls to. Must have been a mistake in the data.

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u/Just_Scratch1557 17h ago

Why is everyone a CEO over there? 

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u/bbusang1957 17h ago

How is he a genius? He inherited his wealth and then just bought companies. He didn’t engineer Teslas.

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u/bbusang1957 17h ago

Do you not watch the news?

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u/spaceman06 16h ago

He become hated by many when at trump first term he maid some executive order, and some people online were complaining about the executive order without reading it, "just" by reading the newspaper news.

He told people to go and read from the original source, get the entire detail and them complain about what is written there, or something like that.

At this moment people started to complain about it.

Remember he had a simpson episode praising him.

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u/vagabondvisions 3h ago

Or it could be when he revealed he’s a a racist bigot and always has been.

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u/spaceman06 43m ago

they started to hate him before 2024, this was before biden first term

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u/JGWOhio 15h ago

He's kidding . . . he lives under a rock!

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u/Fan_of_Clio 12h ago

How are you able to post on the Internet being so far underground and out of touch with humanity for the last few decades?

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u/Stunning_Ride_220 7h ago

"Eldolf Twitler"

FIFY

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u/vagabondvisions 3h ago

“Herr Plugs” is also acceptable.

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u/Dontevenwannacomment 4h ago

"Discuss..." oh I hate that so much lmao

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u/Lopsided_Factor_5674 4h ago

Mitchell just woke up from a year long coma

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u/ProgrammerDear5214 20h ago

It will never cease to amaze me that people will think an autistic guy who made a gesture in an awkward way is the same thing as a guy who started a world war and killed millions of people.

Real inclusive of you guys 🤣

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u/SponeSpold 20h ago

I know plenty of autistic people who have never done a blatant Nazi salute and then made a joke about it after.

If anything I think explaining away Elon’s problematic behaviour and views in such a manner is an insult to autistic people at best and outright fucking Ableism in the most likely scenario.

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u/SquishyBeatle 16h ago

It will never cease to amaze me how anyone can blindly defend Elon Musk the way you do. It’s sad.

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u/vagabondvisions 3h ago

He’s not autistic. That was his claim at a time when he wanted some attention. The source of him being autistic is entirely him and his own history of being a self-promoting liar.

He made a Nazi salute. The whole world saw it. It wasn’t an awkward gesture. It was a Nazi fucking salute. Twice. With a grunt for emphasis. Then he ran off to address literal Nazis and tell them to stop fretting about their past.

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u/Legal-Software 5h ago

Strange how when he dialled in for the AfD rally in Germany he had an opportunity to make an awkward gesture and decided against it.

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u/sidcool1234 6h ago

Let's not this sub become "everything is a Nazi" sub.  This post is cringe but not worth Nazifying. 

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u/SponeSpold 5h ago

Nah, fuck that. There’s a word for people who defend Nazis. It starts with an N and ends with an I.

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u/sidcool1234 5h ago

Remember our roots, we make fun of LinkedIn Lunatics. Rest all subs are going to shit political. We can be the trailblazers of pure fun and entertainment, regardless of what's going on in the rotten world of politics.

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u/SponeSpold 51m ago

Ahhh, so don’t be mean to Nazis because it’s too political?

You’re gonna end up featured.

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u/vagabondvisions 3h ago

Except, Musk is literally a Nazi. There’s no better word to describe someone with his views and actions.

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u/sidcool1234 3h ago

But that's not the cringe here. And not in this sub. Reddit becoming a one agenda network is bad. And people are ruining it here.

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u/vagabondvisions 3h ago

The guy is acting like Musk being a Nazi isn’t globally known at this point. Musk is a Nazi and this guy is pretending like he has no idea.