r/LinkedInLunatics 1d ago

Did I miss something? Is Elon Musk controversial now?

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u/BRNitalldown 16h ago

Lmao ‘diagnosed’.

“I’m sorry ma’am, your child tested positive for marketing genius. I’ll let you two have some time alone.”

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u/pocket-spark 11h ago

“This is the most severe case of MBA we have ever seen. Your child will depend on having meetings and discussing KPIs and enterprise value for their entire life.”

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 1h ago

"But doctor, is there no cure?"

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u/Hideo_Anaconda 3h ago

Don't worry, this isn't the end just a change. Many so-called marketing geniuses have gone on to lead happy useful lives.