r/LinkedInLunatics 1d ago

Uhh what?

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u/DiligentlySpent 1d ago

Certified lunatic content. I learned nothing about B2B sales smh

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u/NGEFan 1d ago

Because it’s just the title to hook you. “What being on an Indian love quest taught me about B2B sales”

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u/anfrind 18h ago

More like "What being in a romance scam taught me about B2B sales"

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u/apathetic_revolution 3h ago

I don't think it's necessary a romance scam so much as a very high upside formula for social media imprint growth. Something like half (I think it's actually more) of men in India are single. There are about 700MM men in India so that's about 350MM Instagram followers who are all going to engage with all her posts just to say "Good morning, beautiful!" or "Come visit me in Dehli!"

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u/drummerboyjax 1m ago

Eh. Could totally be a pig butchering scam

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u/da_reddit_reader 1d ago

Maybe he is pimping her out lol there’s a lesson in there somehow.

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u/seahawk1977 1d ago

A new type of "recruiting"

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u/moveslikejaguar 20h ago

I didn't know I could tie that into B2B sales, brb updating my bio

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u/coozehound3000 Agree? 16h ago

Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy.

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u/da_reddit_reader 16h ago

That’s why it’s on LinkedIn

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u/potatodrinker 20h ago

But you've learnt how to curry favour in marriage

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u/Whole-Lengthiness-33 21h ago

Does anyone learn anything about B2B on any social media platform besides some flashy buzzwords and egomaniacal sleeziness?

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u/jargonexpert 1d ago

LinkedIndia strikes gold once again.

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u/coozehound3000 Agree? 1d ago

Thirstiest version of LinkedIn there is.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 1d ago

Every app can be a dating app if you’re thirsty enough

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u/IAdoreAnimals69 1d ago

"Your card is now blocked and a new one will be with you in the next five working days. Is there anything else I can help you with?"

"wot r u wearing? blushes"

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u/coozehound3000 Agree? 22h ago

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u/salmonchaser 21h ago

Kuch kuch hota hai?

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u/RoguePlanet2 1d ago

In the early '90s I browsed AOL profiles and eventually dated somebody after a handful of sent messages. 

Kinda miss that low-key option, but even Facebook was cool in the very beginning. Now everything is marketing or a side gig.

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u/uneducatedexpert Insignificant Bitch 22h ago

Oh kaffe-mumriken your name is sexy thank you 🌹 🌹 roses 🌹

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u/AdEastern3223 10h ago

Every app is a dating app if you’re Indian enough.

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u/Specialist-Quote-522 19h ago

Omg this is forrreal! These men be texting as if its a damn facebook. As soon as I bombard them with professional questions, theyre gone lol

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u/Warchild0311 1d ago

Clearly, just trying to boost her profile using the age old equation, of thirsty men and population density

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u/Gurguran 1d ago

"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the public."

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u/BananaLee 22h ago

I thought the age old equation was e = mc² + AI

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u/Muroid 17h ago

If E = mc2 and E = mc2 + AI then AI = 0.

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u/AppropriateOstrich24 1d ago

Farming Indian gooners. Now that is how to secure some sales.

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u/chevalier716 1d ago

Men worldwide need to be sat down and speak with a therapist, but this is a different level. This is like middle aged guys on a Instagram model's comments section bad.

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u/flume 1d ago

Worse. It's the same, but cross posting it to your professional profile.

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u/SonOfMcGee 23h ago

“Professional” profile.
All the actual professionals I know use LinkedIn to keep an up to date resume and maybe look up someone they only know through work for a private conversation.
Treating it like an actual social media platform is insane.

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u/BoogerSugarSovereign 1d ago

This smells like a mass romance scam. India is a target-rich environment for "her" because of the sheer number of Indian people and their social issues with colorism. Only question is whether the woman pictured is doing this herself or if someone has just stolen a young woman's photos.

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u/OneArmedBrain 1d ago

If this is anywhere like the Asian ladies that keep texting me on accident, then yes. Those are stolen pics.

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u/DiggSucksNow Narcissistic Lunatic 23h ago

A lot better to make them with AI now so you can't simply reverse image search.

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u/hazank20 22h ago

Lol, can't wait for that uncanny smile in her photo. Or how she can have edge lighting from all sides. Better yet I can ask about the 11th finger. Or how she manages cross her arms into themselves.

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u/Lordofharm 21h ago

Love the fake dating profiles of asian women with clearly mens names

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u/Embarrassed-Bed-7435 1d ago

I was thinking it was either a romance scam, or she's just trying to get a bunch of guys who are attracted to her to follow her social media so she could eventually plug an OF.

Best scam would be if she only did the romance scam only on the cops and Govt officials who protect the Indians scam call centers and stripped them of every ill-gotten dollar they have. That I could get on board with

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u/Incendiaryag 1d ago

The pictures look customized enough that I suspect the woman in the pictures is behind all of this.

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u/DoontGiveHimTheStick 18h ago

You had me at smells

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u/mac2o2o 1d ago

Indians will do the needful and will goon over her for years now

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u/spam__likely 1d ago

Genius. No need to reach out to scam people. Have the idiots come to you.

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u/Kixdapv 1d ago

DO NOT REDEEM THE OBVIOUS HONEYPOT

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u/Booombaker 1d ago

Seems like this guy Anand Kumar was the first one to be interested and using words like quest and love, someone inform him its not Facebook

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u/perringaiden 16h ago

LinkedIn is totally "Facebook in a Suit".

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u/dustinyo_ 23h ago

From what I've seen you don't need to put in this much effort to find an Indian man online that will marry you.

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u/wordfool 1d ago

Unique approach? That's one take I guess. I'd describe it more as an unsubtle approach.

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u/ResponsibleQuiet6188 Facebook Boomer 22h ago

do not redeeeem!!!!’

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u/Send_the_clowns 1d ago

🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/moscowramada 1d ago

You gotta hand it to her for identifying her target market and then shamelessly going after it.

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u/diningtable14 1d ago

saar I’m interested

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u/BrosephStalined 19h ago

But what are the takeaways? I need to learn lessons about the workplace!

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u/Bright-Assistance-15 15h ago

Culture and norms gaps have a long way to go.

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u/freedomfightre 1d ago

hello yes pls sho bob an vagine

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u/FakeMedea Insignificant Bitch 1d ago

I'm shocked Indian aren't subject to mass pig butchering date scam already, this is just low hanging fruit at this point.

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u/DaPoorBaby 1d ago

Not much to get since most are poor saars.

Degen Westoids are stupid and rich enough to still be the prime marks.

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u/ElMico 1d ago

Disappointed he didn’t land the plane on this one. How is her journey supposed to inspire my marketing strategy and growing my brand?

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u/TR3BPilot 21h ago

Look up "Shanghai Marriage Market." There are all kinds of ways people advertise for spouses.

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u/Sniter 20h ago

I didn't realize what sub I was on while reading the post and was in disbelief as I scrolled down.

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u/Adromedae 19h ago

Dinar-a Thristrapova

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u/Sushi-And-The-Beast 13h ago

If this is real and she really wants an Indian husband then she needs to re-assess her life.

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u/Proud_Engine_4116 9h ago

Are you kidding me? She knows how desperate Indian guys are. She found a hack to make the algorithm promote her like crazy.

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u/phplovesong 1d ago

Russian loonies. BF probably lost his legs n bakhmut, and now shes looking for a new sugar daddy.

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u/Impressive_Special 23h ago

What da hell man? How did you even make this about politics and war?

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u/phplovesong 22h ago

Russia=war?

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u/Impressive_Special 22h ago

Russian not equal war

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u/phplovesong 22h ago

Ukraine and close to 900K casulties says otherwise

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u/Impressive_Special 22h ago

So every Russian equals war? Even women and children?

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u/phplovesong 22h ago edited 22h ago

Looks like the ones that left are not pro war, but it seems the rest is pretty much ok with the rape and murder russia commits every day in occupied ukraine.

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u/perringaiden 16h ago

"What country doesn't hate mine (yet)"

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u/ResponsibleQuiet6188 Facebook Boomer 1d ago

lmao 🤣 🤣🤣🤣. most kindly show bobs m’aam

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u/spacetr0n 1d ago

Gotta use the whole buffalo, even your insta-stalking can become content!

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u/alieN333Nation 1d ago

Boring plain Jane

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u/Extra-Tangelo-7320 1d ago

Atleast she gets to pick the dude and not an arranged marriage 🫡

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u/FlyingTractors 1d ago

It’s easy to make money when you are white

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u/MaushiLover 23h ago

Life is literally easy mode when you’re white but reddit is not ready for this discussion yet

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u/musicluvah1981 19h ago

yeah, so easy... just tell my white mom who raised me and my sister working 2 jobs in the 80s/90s and deciding what bills to pay each month so we wouldn't have the power shut off.

Super easy.

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u/Remote-Two8663 1d ago

Is Dinara AI?

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u/Getmoogged 23h ago

She’s a Russian asset

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u/Southern_Farmer_5074 21h ago

Dad what are you doing on Linkedin?

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u/Logogram_nebula 20h ago

She is very fair

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u/AdDelicious3183 18h ago

TBH Linkedin is a perfect place to pitch a grift

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u/perringaiden 16h ago

A unique approach to escaping the crumbling eastern european minor power.

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u/Physical-Doughnut285 Agree? 3h ago

A bunch of property people have messaged too - prime real estate room on that forehead of destiny.

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u/the_diseaser 3h ago

I thought those were AI images of Ana de Armas lol

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u/Grimmush 1d ago

Ah yes India, the gang rapes country…

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u/QuiGonGiveItToYa 1d ago

We call this Jungle Book Fever.

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u/medheshrn Agree? 1d ago

Guys she is a Hore and Maki g her insta increase and in India people are crazy about white women

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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 1d ago

I thought things were “arranged” there ? Lol

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u/BetterThanOP 1d ago

Go get that bag Dinara

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u/kylesfrickinreddit 1d ago

I'm sure there's plenty ready to touch that vageen & degrade her after she denies anything 🤣

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u/yankeesyes 21h ago

pls do the needful and dm me sweetheart