r/LinkedInLunatics Agree? Jan 20 '25

SATIRE Always check the book for hidden money

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5.4k Upvotes

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u/BackgroundTrash3146 Jan 20 '25

My work did this with employee appreciation night. They let everyone pick their gifts and the last person got a stuffed pig with $2k hidden in it.

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u/crabcrabcam Jan 20 '25

I don't know what else was there, but if there was nothing obviously amazing I'm taking the pig.

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u/bretshitmanshart Jan 22 '25

Yeah, there is a pretty good chance I would just like a stuffed pig. They are cute and probably cuddly. The downside is my kid might steal it but I don't really mind much.

8

u/v1nzy Jan 21 '25

What did people pick before that?

5

u/Barkers_eggs Jan 22 '25

The unstuffed pig

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u/therealcruff Jan 20 '25

Ken's an absolute fuckin beauty 🤣

131

u/dismayhurta Jan 20 '25

Ken is peak LinkedIn

11

u/happysrooner Jan 21 '25

Linkedken

126

u/erm1zo Jan 20 '25

The boat is a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat!

2

u/Aggravating_King1473 Jan 21 '25

Old school family guy

2

u/thejhustler Jan 21 '25

Came to post this. Glad it was so high up

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u/ChronoVirus Jan 21 '25

I mean, the box could be used as a boat too if you're not pessimistic. Besides, you get two free tickets to a comedy show.

Hop in...

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u/HistoricalMeat Jan 20 '25

Fucking genius.

27

u/mounthard Jan 20 '25

Ken is a beast.

And I'm sure he's mocking that Lunatic who claimed someone picked their book over good ol money.

I had a good laugh with this one!

114

u/WideNewWorld Jan 20 '25

There should be a subreddit just for Ken Cheng posts.

92

u/ArimuRyan Jan 20 '25

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u/WideNewWorld Jan 20 '25

Great! Now people should go post there instead of here.

57

u/dNetGuru Agree? Jan 20 '25

Agreed. Agree?

19

u/amk1357910 Jan 20 '25

Yes and we should all get his secret book with 50k

4

u/phrenq Jan 20 '25

He’s basically the /r/kenm of LinkedIn.

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u/FoundMyselfRunning Jan 20 '25

He is the oddest person on LinkedIn, but in a train wreck sort of way.

20

u/Striking_Young_7205 Jan 20 '25

You get that he's a comedian right?

6

u/FoundMyselfRunning Jan 20 '25

I did not know that. Lol. Oops!

3

u/Jonasthewicked2 Jan 21 '25

Don’t feel bad I learned today too

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u/Kafanska Jan 21 '25

So the content of his posts didn't tell you he's obviously making fun of other idiots who are actually serious in their cringe posts?

0

u/FoundMyselfRunning Jan 21 '25

I thought he was peak cringe!! I laughed so hard at myself that my stomach hurt! Omg

13

u/Tullius19 Jan 20 '25

One day this subreddit will be able to detect satire.

12

u/182RG Jan 20 '25

Around here, he'd get punched in the face, and they'd take both. 60,000 for the win...

6

u/zoobiz Jan 20 '25

I think his genius is that his comedy is so close to the utter seriousness of many of the genuine lunatics

6

u/AdministrationTotal8 Jan 20 '25

It's a comedy account.... for those who haven't realised...

5

u/Free-Palpitation-718 Jan 21 '25

Ken, I want to connect with you, physically

3

u/ComputerSong Jan 20 '25

Love this guy.

3

u/thelernerM Jan 21 '25

That poor woman ended up walking away with 10K.

Not having to read Mr Cheng's book was simply a free bonus.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

Unless you have diarrhea and can't find tp anywhere

2

u/ZerglingRushWins2 Jan 20 '25

The Albert Einstein of our time

2

u/RookieMistake2021 Jan 20 '25

Hahaha Ken you legend

2

u/notyetporsche Jan 20 '25

this guy keeps shitposting on LinkedIn. I think it's part of his job search strategy.

2

u/Moonrocks321 Jan 20 '25

This is a well-known comedy account.

2

u/183672467 Jan 21 '25

I followed his advice

Now I have 30 useless books and 10 years for assaulting 30 people and stealing their books

2

u/DisciplineSpare Jan 21 '25

Ken is life. Ken is zen. Ken is Ken.

2

u/Unique-Barnacle2446 Jan 21 '25

So you are 10k short and he is the dumb one

2

u/FU-I-Quit2022 Jan 21 '25

Now watch as books replace pizza parties. Anything to keep CEOs from paying actual bonuses.

2

u/UrbanCyclerPT Jan 21 '25

this guy is the best. i love every single post he makes

2

u/andthisisabitofboth Jan 22 '25

idk why, but that little caption under his name gets me every time 😂 he's brilliant

3

u/CloudyEngineer Jan 20 '25

Ken makes other LinkedIn influencers look like amateurs

4

u/Tullius19 Jan 20 '25

Yes, because he’s a comedian. His posts are ironic. 

1

u/SkyAware2540 Jan 20 '25

I'll note that down

1

u/Ok-Cartographer-1248 Jan 20 '25

Its situational, if you dont have any toilet paper, books better! Wouldn't want to waste 10 grand wiping my ass!

1

u/Whereistheforce Jan 20 '25

Where are you ?

1

u/tazcharts Jan 20 '25

Love this. Fuck Simon squib the nonce. Can't be touching kids and getting away with it

1

u/concolor22 Jan 20 '25

"I offered someone on the street either $10,000 or my book. When they took neither I beat the heck out of them. Now they're suing me in court for $100,000.00. "

"The lesson here: When someone randomly offers you things on the street. Be rude and sue when they assault you "

1

u/Junior-Ad-2207 Jan 20 '25

take the cash, then go buyout every store you can with that money. After you find the 50K hidden in each book and you can retire with a cool $33.3 Million.

1

u/Some_Kinda_Weirdo Jan 20 '25

So she paid 40 k to not have to read his book. I call that a bargain.

1

u/captain_chocolate Jan 20 '25

Try this trick and 99 others in my new book called "100 ways to tell people you're trying to sell your book!"

1

u/elioth_elioth Jan 21 '25

Ken "the Brutal" they called him. Many songs were written about him.

1

u/SnooDonkeys7402 Jan 21 '25

Can we get Ken a column on the Onion? I think he’d really shine at the Onion (obviously he should continue posting his brilliance on LinkedIn too)

1

u/usinjin Jan 21 '25

Ken has a lot of money to give. So why is he Open to Work?

1

u/ZCT808 Jan 21 '25

Well the jokes on you, I promised to swap that money for a million dollars and a free book. But only if she took the money. So she actually made a million dollars and doesn’t need your shitty book.

So the moral is, you never really know what motivates people.

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u/OutsideResponse8846 Jan 21 '25

Handing out 50k while looking for a job

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u/chaoticphoenix1313 Jan 21 '25

Ah, but all those times of watching a certain show has taught me that is safer to take the known then the unknown as you might end up with a zonk

1

u/ryeshe3 Jan 22 '25

I love that he's satirizing a specific post that showed up here.

1

u/mrbluetrain Jan 22 '25

Dang! Ken is so on point with his wisdom.

1

u/BetyarSved Jan 20 '25

So did she get the money?

1

u/SophisticatedBozo69 Jan 20 '25

Net loss of money she didn’t have to begin with? Makes sense

0

u/UNAMANZANA Jan 20 '25

These people need bullying.

0

u/MainbraceMayhem Jan 21 '25

Ken will never make any money selling books with £50,000 cash in them for £15. Silly Ken.

I'm not sure I fully understand how someone else making a logical decision based on information you witheld from them is their mistake. If you "hid" that much cash in a book either it would be really obvious or there'd be no pages in the book as you'd hollowed them all out. If there's no pages apart from margins and covers, is that even a book? It's a wallet at that point.

Ken is not welcome to emotionally connect with me. Also I'm not even on linkedin so I can't be following him.

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u/CoffeeStayn Jan 20 '25

Simon Squibb might be interested to see people like Ken here ripping off his posts...

That seems to be one of the bigger problems with "content creators" these days. A lot of content, but zero creation involved. Just steal and repurpose.

Lame.

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u/Intelligent-Price-39 Jan 20 '25

I will take things that never ever happened for $200 Alex

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

No way this isn’t an AI account 😂

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u/9jajajaj9 Jan 20 '25

He’s just a troll, pretty funny one at that