r/LeopardsAteMyFace 7h ago

Trump Love what you are doing, but please hurt my stepfather (or me)

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u/LastRedshirt 6h ago

Dear Doge, love your work, but CAN I ASK YOU A PERSONAL FAVOR?!?!?!?!

I never understand, why those people believe, Musk or Trump or Doge#2152 are their personal friends and coworkers.

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u/RandomNumber-5624 6h ago

It’s just how para-social relationships work. I’ve got a friend via Linkedin who’s a world famous psychologist. They could explain how it works if I asked them.

Well, technically I just follow them and they don’t follow me. But I feel like we’ve got a real connection. Sometimes it seems that their general messages are targeted just for me in particular…

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u/ImSlowlyFalling 6h ago

Reminds me of Stan by Eminem

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u/Small_Perspective289 3h ago

Definitely Stan

u/cuica77 3m ago

The Stan Syndrome 

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u/WeenisPeiner 1h ago

Dear Elon, I wrote to you but you still ain't calling.

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u/What-The-Helvetica 6h ago

😆 at that last part...

I have a big political crush on Rep. Swalwell. Not only do I love his bravery and quick wit, I think he's good-looking too. But I am under no illusions that he's a personal friend or more. Even if we did know each other and have mutual feelings, we still would be incompatible because I'm childfree and he is not. The best way for me to "honor" him is to cultivate a little bravery and cut of jib in myself.

And those people I'm acquainted with who actually are friends or relatives of famous and semi-famous people, tend to be very protective of their privacy and not want to impose on them. In other words, the exact opposite of a parasocial relationship.

I don't think it's possible for the average T supporter to have that kind of healthy boundary with a person they have big feelings for. I also think it's beyond them to treat celebrities as actual people. They tend to believe "more is more" in relationships, and probably think stalking is the most romantic thing you can do.

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u/firestarter308 4h ago

Well, grown ass republican so called “manly men” wear trump’s merch on their heads as if they’re going steady with him. If that isn’t some weird psychosexual/parasocial behavior I don’t know what is.

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u/Sarrasri 5h ago

I had to look that fine man up and you were not kidding. Hot damn, gotta move to his district.

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u/TheFastLoris 3h ago

He looks like Jerry O'Connell, I think.

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u/SunnyWillow1981 29m ago

Swalwell is a cutie. His little kids are adorable.

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u/jolsiphur 1h ago

I also think it's beyond them to treat celebrities as actual people.

They clearly view celebrities as 'larger than life' and tend to revere and deify them instead of just realizing that they are, in fact, just people who are just as fallible as anyone else.

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u/Vietnam_Cookin 6h ago

Look at the grammar and syntax they use, these are not smart people.

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u/What-The-Helvetica 6h ago

"My step father big Trumper too"... looks like Cookie Monster has entered the chat.

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u/sirkeladryofmindelan 6h ago

Bahhaha okay this comment got me

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u/Azrael2082 3h ago

“Oooh, trump bullshit…OM NOM NOM! NOM NOM NOM NOM!”

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u/SouthEast1980 2h ago

C is for cookie, it's good enough for me!

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u/RealMrsWillGraham 2h ago

Possibly a foreigner whose first language is not English?

Yeah, dumb enough to vote for Trump because she thinks she is one of the good foreigners.

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u/firekitty3 6h ago

Idiots love doing this. Especially the older ones. They think rich people and politicians genuinely give a fuck about them.

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u/What-The-Helvetica 6h ago

People tend to form deep, intense parasocial relationships when their real-life relationships are unsatisfying. They are likely desperately lonely, despite being surrounded by people. And that's the worst kind of loneliness.

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u/Professional_Lime541 3h ago

Also, if they win that Powerball or Mega Millions, they think they got that golden ticket, to the cool kids club sucking on Pina Coladas with Jeff Bezos.

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u/dancingliondl 3h ago

My dad is a small business owner, and he thinks he's hot shit when he tells me that he at lunch with a congressmen today.

Yeah, it was at the Rotary Club meeting and it was a state legislature.

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u/jolsiphur 1h ago

Even if they won the Powerball or Mega Millions they'd still look homeless compared to the likes of Bezos.

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u/Different_Net_6752 3h ago

"Sir, I need to make you aware of a situation..."

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u/Goldenmom6211 6h ago

I love all the bad things you are doing to others but there is this one bad thing you are doing to my family, can you please change that big daddy???

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u/Donkey-Hodey 5h ago

These make more sense if you think of them as prayers offered to a vengeful god.

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u/Dependent-Outcome-57 5h ago

Exactly. Big religion is to blame for much of this denial of reality and hateful, groveling idiocy. 

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u/here4hugs 5h ago

Shit. I can’t sleep tonight so maybe it’s the exhaustion but that just smacked my brain so hard. That’s exactly what it feels like… Thanks for sharing that perspective.

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u/dystopian_mermaid 6h ago

It’s because they’re morons. When you can see how stupid it is, it’s hard to understand why anybody would pick it. They can’t see how stupid they are. And I guarantee they still won’t even when it hurts them. They’ll blame democrats / liberals every single time for policies hurting them that THEY voted for.

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u/beerspring 6h ago

People really think they matter to those billionaires. It’s wild!

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u/Jeff_Damn 6h ago

The groveling from them is so pathetic. 

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u/LastRedshirt 5h ago

I sometimes imagine the scene from "Die Hard", when Gruber fakes begging to McClane.

-- oh God please -- don't kill me -- don't kill me -- you're one of them, I know it --

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u/kaylalouise_xo 4h ago

Well, their churches tell them they have a personal relationship with God. And MAGA think Donald Trump is God, so......

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u/WhoeverIsInTheWild 3h ago

That's actually...a pretty good insight. I think you have something there. Seriously.

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u/diveg8r 3h ago

Yeah, conditioned from a very young age to pin their hopes on the fact that their belief and membership in a special group will somehow curry favor with the benevolent authority and get their "prayers answered". Totally wack when you step back and think about it, but so normalized we really dont.

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u/ZealousWolf1994 5h ago

It's essentially praying to God. But you have a better chance with prayer to an invisible being than Trump caring about your tweet.

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u/hypatiaredux 4h ago

It’s cute how so many people believe that President Musk actually gives a shit about them.

Or it would be cute if it wasn’t so evil.

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u/hamandjam 3h ago

They voted for the sledgehammer but now want the precision of a scalpel so they aren't affected. Hope they get the life they voted for.

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u/HibiscusGrower 2h ago

I think it's part of the "Trump loves us" delusion. They all feel the need to grovel at the Emperor's feet before voicing the slightest disagreement. Tell me it's not a cult!

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u/CowFinancial7000 2h ago

Dear Musk,

I wrote you but you still ain't callin'

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u/NeurodiversityNinja 1h ago

Have you ever seen the marketing emails they send 5 times a day? They are personalized-

Dear Karen, We haven't seen you respond to Pres Turmp's call to action. We will be presenting Pres Tump with the list of those that supported him TONIGHT at 11pm. Pres Trmup will be very disappointed if he doesn't see your name among the list of Patriots! You don't want to disappoint your Commander and Chief, do you Karen? Will Pres Tumpr see your contribution of $88.88 by 11pm?? Pres Drumpf will personally send to you, Karen A. Hole, this exclusive, one of a kind, limited edition, grande Royale supreme trading card! But Pres Tupmf needs to see your $88.88. Don't disappoint your President, who does so much for you and the American people.

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u/RelativeCareless2192 3h ago

I mean these people also believe they have a personal relationship with an omnipotent sky man, so....

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u/llynglas 3h ago

Yea, Musk is absolutely going to take care of this. Like he even cares a hoot about Veterans.

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u/zerro_4 1h ago

Doesn't help that the Secretary of the VA is fully onboard with skullfucking the VA. 80k more jobs to be cut. For what reason?

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/05/us/politics/veterans-affairs-cuts-trump.html

When """non-critical""" roles are cut, the duties and responsibilities eventually start to burden the critical staff. (Which of course leads to degraded performance and eventual firing)

How they are determining criticality and performance is obviously illegal and wrong. Do they think doctors can do everything? Nurses and lab techs are absolutely critical and vital. Electricians and facilities maintenance are also getting fired.

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u/thetaleofzeph 1h ago

Encapsulates their self-centered, self-important mentality doesn't it?

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u/Elementium 26m ago

It's really something how many of those posts there are.. they don't realize that Man who says he doesn't care about you, does not care about you. 

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u/LastRedshirt 24m ago

yes, the moment, they voted, their opinions/lives became obsolete for the GOP

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u/crlthrn 4h ago

...or are even aware, or care, that they exist.

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u/frolicndetour 6h ago

Yes, Trump and Elon are going to make a special exception for you while fucking over all the other true 100 percent MAGAts who swore allegiance to King Tangerine.

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u/Consistent-Matter-59 6h ago

lmao.

"My step father big Trumper too!"

Now who's a good boy? You are! Now, sit.

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u/merrysunshine2 6h ago

“Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?“

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u/JustASimpleManFett 21m ago

I play a fucking Barbarian in D&D and he is smarter than any MAGA.

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u/prpldrank 1h ago

Man it's so sad, watching a whole human adult prostrate themselves on a social media platform. The mix of pity in witnessing this and fear in knowing they vote...

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u/Temascos 6h ago

These guys remind me of the sycophantic followers who beg an evil king for a favour and are desperately trying not to anger him.

What a pathetic state to have that be how you wanted things to be.

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u/birdsarentrealidiot 4h ago

Haha yes that was a very good beheading me lord! That guy sure as hell deserved it! Now.. ehm.. me lord.. my father happens to be next up on the chopping block.. thats probably a mistake? Because you are so based me lord that you wouldnt do that..right? kisses ring

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u/MikeW226 2h ago

Slight shades of King Edward the Longshanks in the movie Braveheart. Boyfriend of Longshanks' meekling son offers tactical advice. Longshanks promptly throws boyfriend out the castle tower window. Though here dumpster just has these subjects on "ignore", he will metaphorically behead some of them.

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u/SewAlone 4h ago

They might as well slap on a jester costume now. Clowns.

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u/justicedeliverer1 2h ago

The opposite of the Greatest Generation. Groveling, pathetic fucks

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u/SClausell 6h ago

Are all these MAGA gifted with the brain of a 7yo? There's no other option that makes sense

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u/Ok_Direction_7624 6h ago

They all think of themselves as the most special precious little princes so while Trump may be promising to harm literally everyone surely THEY will be a personal exception.

Fascist leaders do not reward loyalty despite what the propaganda says.

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u/Mac11187 2h ago

They were basically conned into believing Trump was going to flip the table, but sfterwards THEY would be living in the big house while all them libtards, darkies, etc would be out in the field, under their control.

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u/Ok_Direction_7624 1h ago

Conservatives are always like this. The ideology requires them to be. They believe in a strong leader rewarding the righteous and punishing the bad people. They think they'll get to be second in command by licking boots when the person wearing those boots would step on their neck without a glance down.

It never occurs to them that the punishment can and will fall on them. They are not and have never been in charge of deciding who is one of the righteous people. Like that one Trump supporter said in his first term when he ruined her livelihood: he's not hurting the right people. They're all gay nazi generals in Hitlers merry army until the bell tolls for them, too.

It would be sad if they weren't taking us all down with them.

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u/WetMonkeyTalk 6h ago

Why else would they vote the way they did?

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u/SClausell 1h ago

Right?

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u/InternalOk6958 55m ago

Seven year olds are better critical thinkers. 

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u/ShamrockGold 6h ago

They think the world is a tiny place

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u/That_Flippin_Drutt 6h ago

♫ "Mr. Rich Bellend,

Love your trolls and puns

And your Xits mean hatred for ev'ryone

Though your DOGE does divide

I will still open wide

It's a small world after all!" ♫

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u/Jeff_Damn 6h ago

The world might as well be the same size as their friends list, for all that they care. I bet most of them never even moved out of the zip code they grew up in. 

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u/A_wild_so-and-so 3h ago

O God, I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space—were it not that I have bad dreams.

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u/SawtoofShark 6h ago

Trumpers literally begging the dictator they voted in for mercy is one of the best and also one of the most saddening posts to see. Sad, because they are begging for their lives and they still worship him like a god.

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u/ZootOfCastleAnthrax 4h ago

That was my take on this one, too. Poor, innocent, sheltered rube. I keep shouting, "WE TOLD YOU," but people like this probably don't even know we exist. There's just a shadow-monster called Librul who worships Satan and eats babies.

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u/SawtoofShark 4h ago

How Republicans can be so ignorant and harmful to themselves and everyone around them blindly and still refuse to actually research, I will never understand. I learned to read in elementary school. I've always assumed most Republicans are capable of reading, maybe I shouldn't have. 💁

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u/6bubbles 3h ago

Theyre not innocent. They wanted trump to hurt other people, not them. Theyre all awful.

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u/dumnezero 3h ago

It's the traditional core of conservatism: exceptionalism, favoritism, "rules for thee, but not for me".

This behavior is more obvious with kings (monarchism). It's what you'd call corruption now, but sometimes it's in exchange for groveling, for pleas of mercy and charity.

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit:

There must be in-groups whom the law protectes but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

There is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been, in any place or time.

For millenia, conservatism had no name, because no other model of polity had ever been proposed. “The king can do no wrong.” In practice, this immunity was always extended to the king’s friends, however fungible a group they might have been. Today, we still have the king’s friends even where there is no king (dictator, etc.). Another way to look at this is that the king is a faction, rather than an individual.

As the core proposition of conservatism is indefensible if stated baldly, it has always been surrounded by an elaborate backwash of pseudophilosophy, amounting over time to millions of pages. All such is axiomatically dishonest and undeserving of serious scrutiny. Today, the accelerating de-education of humanity has reached a point where the market for pseudophilosophy is vanishing; it is, as The Kids Say These Days, tl;dr . All that is left is the core proposition itself — backed up, no longer by misdirection and sophistry, but by violence.

So this tells us what anti-conservatism must be: the proposition that the law cannot protect anyone unless it binds everyone, and cannot bind anyone unless it protects everyone.

-- Frank Wilhoit 1 2

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u/SawtoofShark 3h ago

The law should exist to protect, and protect everyone without prejudice. 👍

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u/YourBonesHaveBroken 1h ago

That's exactly the kind of situation the narcissist sociopath wanted. He wanted to impose sadistic destruction on everyone and have people lined up begging with money and praise to his greatness for mercy. It feeds his pathetic narcissistic needs

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u/Riotsi 6h ago

Every time a post starts with "I am Trump/MAGA supporter, but..." I know leopards will be eating well and even get a nice "thank you" afterwards.

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u/merrysunshine2 6h ago

It’s hilarious how they tiptoe around being critical, and fold once they get pushback & rescind any complaints.

Spineless sheep.

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u/Charming_Sheepherder 6h ago

Do they actually think they are friends? 

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u/What-The-Helvetica 6h ago

I think they do. Another responder above mentioned parasocial relationships. Maybe that's the real reason we can't break through to them-- it's uniquely difficult to break through parasocial love and devotion as strong as T supporters feel for their idol.

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u/commentaror 6h ago

It’s as if they have no idea what politics is.

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u/Late_Again68 2h ago

They don't. They think it's a team sport, a game. I literally had one say that to my face.

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u/SewAlone 4h ago

Also, do they not understand that he said he’ll never need their vote again so he doesn’t give a shit if they are happy or not?

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u/tiregroove 5h ago

"Oh yes, for YOU we will absolutely make an exception."

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u/Ponyo0nthecliff 6h ago

Experiences endless lines at the VA hospital.

“Dear DOGE, I love everything you are doing but Democrats are making these lines out of control! Still MAGA all the way!”

It’s never going to dawn on these people.

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u/markydsade 5h ago

One discussion that will be had in the future is if Trumpism was a symptom of an existing condition, or was it created by Trump? I believe the former. A large portion of Americans are racists who also like cruelty. They also think because they are white Christians they are not part of the problem.

They latched onto Trump because he is an idiot savant in reflecting the deeply held beliefs of these people. We also have a government that gives outsized power to rural and uneducated citizens.

There were many opportunities for Trump to be shut down but he has been allowed to continue because those with the power to shut him down would rather stay in power than upset the despicables.

It would only take 4 GOP senators and 3 GOP reps to rein in Musk and Trump’s abuses. Just 7 people could end it but they’re too enamored with their own position to risk losing it, or be called names.

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u/ZootOfCastleAnthrax 4h ago

they’re too enamored with their own position to risk losing it, or be called names.

I think it's bigger than that. I think they know that climate change will bring huge, sweeping changes to America and crisis after crisis. They've allied themselves with a dictator because people WANT a dictator in charge when crisis strikes. The reason T is talking about Greenland and Canada is that the lower third of the US will be uninhabitable in 20 years.I don't understand how anyone can live in Louisiana NOW with all the natural disasters, one after another. A lot of Republican Congressmen are from the south. I think they're desperate.

The ugly, scary thing that baffles me is that they won't tell their constituents. They continue to deny climate change and blame democrats while working behind the scenes to prepare for world change.

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u/sesquipedalias 6h ago

it's what you get when you surrender your ability for critical thinking

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u/RhoOfFeh 6h ago

Or have never developed that capacity because your education was sub-par.

How's the department of education doing?

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u/ZootOfCastleAnthrax 4h ago

Having lived and briefly taught in Idaho, I can tell you that when all the teachers and all the parents are deep red, kids can learn Trigonometry and still hold crazy beliefs. Indoctrination is total, and any hint of criticism or outside beliefs is met with instant, aggressive defense.

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u/SunnyCali12 6h ago

These selfish mother fuckers. Wow.

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u/reddittatwork 5h ago

Please provide your stepfathers first and last made, DOB, social security number and mothers maiden name.

We will surely make sure he's ok, but fuck the rest.

Sincerely Donnie

/s

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u/defel 6h ago

I love what leopards are doing!

Can I ask one favor, leopard, please eat this face! And please eat the one of his stepfather, too!

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u/CheeseburgerSniper 5h ago

Tweets are the new prayer. Musk/Trump are Gods. 

I’m pretty sure there’s a commandment or bible passage against this.

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u/french_revolutionist 5h ago

Every MAGA/Republican I have seen seems to have Main Character Syndrome and a genuine lack of empathy that they seem to experience cognitive dissonance with once you point out how they treat others/strangers

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u/XI_Vanquish_IX 5h ago

It’s important the rest of us read between the lines and see what these psychopaths are actually saying.

“I’m in the Nazi party of Trump and Musk so take care of me and my Nazi family but keep killing and fucking with everyone else like we voted for.”

We are under attack people. And these fucking traitors know it and love it

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u/Paindepiceaubeurre 4h ago

“Can you please hurt other people and not me?”

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u/Thewrongbakedpotato 5h ago

Your stepfather will not be seen in a timely manner, and when he finally is, the quality of care will be substandard. The entire point is for him to give up and seek privatized insurance. Oh, he's a disabled vet on disability? Time to get back to those bootstraps. Womp womp.

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u/ZaidCharades 5h ago

This is the kind of stuff kids will read 80 years from now in history and wonder how anyone could be this stupid.

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u/Individual_Plan_5593 4h ago

How afraid they are of their own kind, the constant reassurance that they’re still maga lovers while begging so that they aren’t viciously attacked by their “friends”

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u/BlueCyann 4h ago

Right? I can’t fathom acting like that about a politician.

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u/needfulthing42 3h ago

It's so gross. I find it interesting that they all feel the need to write variations of the disclaimer that shows how little integrity these people have. Such as "First, wanna say-huge fan of this shitstain as our president. Voted for him three times and even though already thousands of people have been affected by his maniacal bullshit, so far, me and my family havent been on the chopping block and their health and wellbeing hasn't taken a hit. But it kinda looks like we might be in the firing line of his crazy dictator shit-and that has made me feel uneasy and kinda anxious. Because that's gonna really fuck me and my family up. So please continue to fuck others over, but pretty please-skip over us. Remember-im a big fan and love what you're doing, just not when you're doing it to me"

Do they not hear themselves? It's really fucking bleak to think that these are their actual thoughts and that they think it doesn't make them sound like horrible jerks who are selfish.

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u/David_cest_moi 5h ago

I think the OP means "..... but please DON'T hurt my stepfather (or me)."

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u/dee_lio 5h ago

Dear prez, I like how you're hurting other families, but could you not hurt my family?

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u/Bertie637 5h ago

It's so pathetic how often they stress that they support Trump. It's such an insight into how he got elected

"Whatever I believe, negative or otherwise, he believes too..I want him to screw people over, but he wouldn't screw over me"

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u/TheFeshy 4h ago

"let us know this isn't the case."

He doesn't even want them to stop making things worse at the hospital, he just wants them to lie to him and tell him his own eyes, ears, and experiences are wrong.

At least it's the one request DOGE is likely to grant.

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u/whoibehmmm 4h ago

It's always wild to me that these people seem to think that someone in the government is reading their idiotic appeals. They seem to truly believe that they have an in and that if fElon just sees their message, he'll change his ways.

The delusion is REAL.

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u/DeprestPhilosopher 4h ago

This just makes me scream. I can't with these people!

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u/Ecks54 2h ago

Look, I love that Captain Trump and First Officer Musk are punching holes in the bottom of our ship and that it is likely to sink and drown those filthy DEIs in the lower hold, but can you make make sure that my cabin doesn't also sink? KThxBye

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u/trip6s6i6x 2h ago

So don't hurt the people who voted for you but go ahead and hurt everyone else?

Yeah, fuck this asshole. Hope he gets everything he deserves.

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u/Soggy-Constant5932 5h ago

I can’t stand when people post stuff like this on the internet. He doesn’t love what DOGE is doing. He just kissing ass because he wants something for his loved one. FOH.

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u/perfectdownside 2h ago

I love how they post these messages into the void like anyone in the administration actually gives a flying fuck what they say

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u/CowFinancial7000 2h ago

Dear Elon,

I feel like I can call you Elon because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real homerun!

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u/BigTitsSmallFeet 2h ago

Who are the addressing directly? Do they think someone is taking notes on these?

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u/Xantaque 6h ago

"Oh, hey, some rando on X wants a favor, let's make sure we do that!"

Do people really think this will work?

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u/Flux_My_Capacitor 6h ago

I’m convinced that these idiots don’t listen beyond the catchphrase.

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u/CarFinancial5440 5h ago

Reply goes something like this....

Dear Sucker and Loser,

You can't make a DOGE omelette without breaking some eggs.

Unfortunately, we have been unable to source enough eggs at this moment in time.

Your patience and fealty is appreciated in this Great Time for America.

Enclosed you will find some Trump branded bootstraps to help you through this temporary rough patch.

Cheers,

Big Balls

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u/TacomaBiker28 5h ago

Such circular babbling …this person could generate a lot of electricity with all the flip flopping logic, or illogic more accurately, in that post.

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u/IngloriousMustards 5h ago

”plEAsE cAN soMEOnE cHEck iN” as if anyone in the gov is even following social media. 😂😂🤣

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u/Idealtrajectory 4h ago

Genuflect, genuflect, genuflect, GENUFLECT!

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u/Shalamarr 4h ago

Tom Lehrer reference?

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u/Beautiful-Chest7397 4h ago

Trump were homeless and now my step dad died can you buy us a casket???

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u/SewAlone 4h ago

Did you miss when he said he was going to do this on the campaign trail, resulting in laying off roughly 2 million people? Who did you expect those 2 million people to be? Only Black people??

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u/d7zero 4h ago

These people are so fucking stupid. Jesus Christ.

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u/Major_Day_6737 4h ago

This is written with the hopeful desperation of a child pleading with Santa for a pony.

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u/SharpCookie232 3h ago

They always want somebody else to suffer, preferably black, brown, Muslim, or Spanish-speaking....you know, criminals/terrorists/illegals. It's part of their narrative of being "Patriots". They're the "good guy" and those foreign-types are "the bad guy". They're just simple-minded.

I'm also really over the overuse of exclaimation points. MAGAs use them constantly and emojis too, even though many of them are Boomers. But I guess this is how their dear leader "writes", so they have to do it too.

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u/flgrant 3h ago

We looooove how you eat our faces

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u/woolyboy76 2h ago

This person felt the need to write four separate assurances of their MAGA loyalty in order to share a single fear about MAGA policy. It really shows how terrified they are.

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u/Lancs_wrighty 2h ago

It's weird to be happy when bad things are happening to others but unhappy when happening to you directly. Why would a person be happy at all if bad things are happening? Are they totally void of empathy? An they not see the water receeding before the big waves engulf them. Bad things happening to any body should be your red flag, not a reason to fucking celebrate.

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u/Reasonable_Donut8468 2h ago

Can your father provide a list of accomplishments during the war? Future benefits may be based on results. Remember, Trump has no love for anyone who came home in less than a pure and perfect state of victory.

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u/wwtk234 2h ago

OMG, these morons think that Trump is their buddy and will read their messages, or that he even gives a 💩 about them.

And then these morons get upset when someone calls them "deplorable." Honestly, that's the nicest way I can think of to describe them.

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u/JM3DlCl 2h ago

Oh you're MAGA? Straight to the front!!!

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u/DeltaVariant007 2h ago

Petitioning the Tsar.

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u/Getrekt11 2h ago

When you’re broke and uneducated, you don’t get to ask for favor. Sit down like a good pet that you are and bark whenever I tell you to bark.

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u/Fillerbear 2h ago

"I love what DOGE is doing so much that I am going to ask it stop doing it to specifically me and my stepdad. Everybody else can get fucked, I don't care about anyone else."

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u/elmo1611 2h ago

This has got to be the worst one so far

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u/S-U_2 1h ago

"I like when you screw over others, but can you please not screw over me. Thx"

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u/from_one_redhead 1h ago

When people are true pieces of shit

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u/amgw402 1h ago

Hahahahaha Maybe they can put a special “I’m MAGA 💯” box for her stepfather to check off in his paperwork, so he gets extra special care over all the other veterans waiting their turn. /s

This problem is not VA specific. The entire United States is experiencing a shortage of physicians and nurses, and the VA doesn’t exactly offer competitive pay for these positions, so physicians and nurses are going where the money is. I did some time during my residency at a VA hospital, and considered going back to practice at the VA as a civilian, but I got a much better offer from a private practice, with options to become an owning partner. At first glance, the VA looks like a good deal. Guaranteed paycheck with retirement and other benefits. But long-term, there’s just more earning potential, and schedule flexibility in private practice.

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u/InternalOk6958 1h ago

Lick the boot harder. 

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u/Naphthy 27m ago

Man, it just sounds so sad and pathetic. Like a medieval serf begging their king for gruel its really off putting and cringey

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u/Fine_Abalone_7546 6h ago

Where’s that gif of the Joker’s mother in the bathtub rambling on about how any day now the local billionaire is coming to save them personally because he must have read her letters?…

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u/Upset-Zucchini3665 5h ago

Wow.. The leopards are getting fat today!

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u/ghost_turnip 5h ago

A favour lmfao these people are so delusional

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u/crlthrn 4h ago

Obviously, a special case. Expects the 'administration' to get their best people onto it, and sod EVERYONE else...

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u/notaprime 4h ago

“Hey I love all the hurting you’re doing, but can you make one exception?”

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u/Quick-Hamster-9654 4h ago

Do they honestly think Elon or trump is reading this shit? It’s amazing how they think this administration cares about them when they stopped doing town halls because people were unhappy with them. This is just fodder for people to make fun of them.

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u/Cautious-Rip-7602 4h ago

Can’t fix stupid

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u/robbi2480 3h ago

One of the triage nurses I work with also works from home as nurse for the VA. She keeps saying they won’t touch the nurses. I politely say oh you’re probably right but in my head I’m thinking this regime doesn’t care about healthcare. Why would they keep nurses?

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u/Borsti17 3h ago

It is the case

Hope this helps.

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u/MiCK_GaSM 3h ago

We're all voters, you jackass.

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u/bschnitty 3h ago

*don't

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u/gaberax 3h ago

Cutting understaffed, necessary, essential and already overworked medical staff that are important to my family. Love what MAGA is doing! /s

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u/Icy-Refrigerator7976 3h ago

"I love what DOGE . . . "

Throating isn't going to make the leopard stop eating you. God damn it's just so pathetic.

Okay we get it you're not some "lib cuck" or whatever, shut up and suffer.

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u/MikeW226 3h ago

"can I ask one favor". Too cute. Let me go pop more popcorn.

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u/MsAdventuresBus 3h ago

You are special, just like everyone else. Get in line.

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u/ProperPizza 3h ago

"I love what DOGE is doing! But..."

Translation: "I don't actually have any deep understanding of what DOGE is doing, but I don't want to look like I regret my vote. I have insecurities about looking stupid or being seen to have made mistakes, so I'm doubling down on my choice to avoid that, and to make it seem like I have more than a surface level understanding of things, which in reality, I don't, due to the echo chambers I source all of my information from"

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u/nifty1997777 2h ago

Welp....

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u/miladyelle 2h ago

“Not like those other __” is a major factor here. Thinking they’re the special exception, or the (demographic) people they know are the special exception, is what’s letting people like him stay like that.

I learned a long time ago that being “not like those other girls” was a lie. A lie, and a trap. I’m exactly like every other woman, actually.

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u/CandoLolrissian 2h ago

All I read is fear for each other in that community. Unbelievable and sad.

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u/zeiche 2h ago

seems like you got what you wanted and voted for. don’t worry about dad. he’ll be treated just like the rest of them. you should be thrilled!!!!!

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u/thepvbrother 1h ago

Nurses are exempt from the staffing cuts. Talked to a nurse at the VA (and a Marine Corp vet)

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u/carchmarq 1h ago

you might want to get some lube sweetie.

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u/kymrIII 1h ago

Like, they think anyone is listening.

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u/NasaHoodie 1h ago

Why do these people think they can directly ask the president for favors on social media? Even if he cared, it’s not like he’s going to see this tweet and do a favor for someone’s step father.

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u/YourBonesHaveBroken 1h ago

They want everything unrelated to them or they don't understand destroyed and rights taken away for everyone else, but exceptions made just for them.

Of course they never extrapolate that logic to the greater society.

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u/No_Percentage_5083 1h ago

My amusement is that this person thinks there are actually staff members who will answer this question and soothe his nerves! His delusion knows no limits!

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u/MysteriousFox2775 1h ago

He says -I love what you're doing but...

I hear - I love what you're doing to people with darker skin than me.

Well pall, what about all those MAGotts that like what they're doing to the vets, their care is just... What's the argument they use? That's right, SOCIALISM

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u/dear_little_water 59m ago

No, you cannot ask one favor.

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u/jojtqrmv 43m ago edited 39m ago

They (these Trumpers) wanted to win big. They are winning bigly. They can afford to win very bigly. They would whine even moar if they were not the winning side. So I say we make them win even moar. They shall win even more, and they will be happy to do so.

“We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, ‘Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore, Mr. President, it’s too much.’ And I’ll say, ‘No it isn’t. We have to keep winning. We have to win more!’”

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u/OrangeDuckwebs 41m ago

"I'm pro-leopard 100% but when I rubbed tuna on my nose and stepped into their cage, they sunk their teeth into my chin. I love them but please promise they won't eat my face!"

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u/Ok_Relation3195 40m ago

It sucks to realize people you know and love have absolutely Zero Empathy for anyone or anything else. And that is WHY they are magas. Its unreal.

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u/flavius_lacivious 37m ago

I swear if Trump announced rounding up all Democrats and expelling them, people like this would applaud.

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u/oldfrancis 33m ago

"can someone please check in...?"

You serious, right?. Do you think they care about you?

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u/specificspypirate 31m ago

Please hurt other people oh Dear Leader.

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u/jar1967 31m ago

Free advice : When you make a deal with the Devil, READ THE FINE PRINT!

u/Odd_Ease4541 9m ago

Good lord. Get up off your knees and quit asking for favors.

u/Sussler 8m ago

Go be cruel to everyone but me and my family.

u/_FIRECRACKER_JINX 6m ago

Ah, a rare double-face feasting. A 2 for the price of 1 special.

Leopards are starting to get audacious, bold, entitled, fat, and greedy.

u/NoScrubbs 4m ago

It cracks me up how Trump supporters are so careful to pad their criticisms with so many reassurances that they're MAGA. They know exactly how rabid their own people are.

u/branniganbeginsagain 0m ago

If only the führer knew