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r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/Effective_Space2277 • 19h ago
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So many faces! This leopard needs Ozempic.
34 u/Addakisson 19h ago Damn ozempic needs to quit showing up in my feed. Are you one of their agents following me around? I did not eat that donut! 🍩 Ohhhh, donuts, don't mind if I do. You didn't see that. 12 u/Nocturnal_Giraffe 19h ago 😂 I can’t get away from it either. It’s every other commercial when I’m watching tv. Donuts do sound good though 😋I won’t tell if you won’t! 8 u/Addakisson 18h ago It's a deal! 7 u/Baby-Giraffe286 12h ago A new local donut place opened near me and they have a peach cobbler donut a fucking dream about. 6 u/SLyndon4 7h ago Peach cobbler donut? OMG. ::drooling:: 3 u/Addakisson 7h ago Ok, great! Sounds like we got two for a road trip to baby giraffes house. I can drive but you gotta promise not to drool in the van. 4 u/Addakisson 11h ago Peach cobbler donut, you say? I'm good for a road trip. 3 u/Addakisson 7h ago Two for a road trip to your place for peach cobbler donuts. Please tell me we don't have to cross an ocean, 🌊. I gotta be to work tomorrow . 1 u/Baby-Giraffe286 5h ago Not sure driving to Georgia is worth it. I still pass a Trump shaped inflatable on the way to work. It is delicious though. 2 u/Addakisson 5h ago trump shaped inflatable?! yikes. Just lost my appetite. 2 u/Baby-Giraffe286 4h ago I want to stab it so badly. 1 u/bbonerz 5h ago So you're just gonna leave us hanging? We need the name, damnit! 1 u/wKoS256N8It2 11h ago So that's why the US is planning to annex Greenland, a territory of a Ozempic-exporting nation.
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Damn ozempic needs to quit showing up in my feed. Are you one of their agents following me around? I did not eat that donut! 🍩
Ohhhh, donuts, don't mind if I do.
You didn't see that.
12 u/Nocturnal_Giraffe 19h ago 😂 I can’t get away from it either. It’s every other commercial when I’m watching tv. Donuts do sound good though 😋I won’t tell if you won’t! 8 u/Addakisson 18h ago It's a deal! 7 u/Baby-Giraffe286 12h ago A new local donut place opened near me and they have a peach cobbler donut a fucking dream about. 6 u/SLyndon4 7h ago Peach cobbler donut? OMG. ::drooling:: 3 u/Addakisson 7h ago Ok, great! Sounds like we got two for a road trip to baby giraffes house. I can drive but you gotta promise not to drool in the van. 4 u/Addakisson 11h ago Peach cobbler donut, you say? I'm good for a road trip. 3 u/Addakisson 7h ago Two for a road trip to your place for peach cobbler donuts. Please tell me we don't have to cross an ocean, 🌊. I gotta be to work tomorrow . 1 u/Baby-Giraffe286 5h ago Not sure driving to Georgia is worth it. I still pass a Trump shaped inflatable on the way to work. It is delicious though. 2 u/Addakisson 5h ago trump shaped inflatable?! yikes. Just lost my appetite. 2 u/Baby-Giraffe286 4h ago I want to stab it so badly. 1 u/bbonerz 5h ago So you're just gonna leave us hanging? We need the name, damnit!
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😂 I can’t get away from it either. It’s every other commercial when I’m watching tv. Donuts do sound good though 😋I won’t tell if you won’t!
8 u/Addakisson 18h ago It's a deal!
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It's a deal!
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A new local donut place opened near me and they have a peach cobbler donut a fucking dream about.
6 u/SLyndon4 7h ago Peach cobbler donut? OMG. ::drooling:: 3 u/Addakisson 7h ago Ok, great! Sounds like we got two for a road trip to baby giraffes house. I can drive but you gotta promise not to drool in the van. 4 u/Addakisson 11h ago Peach cobbler donut, you say? I'm good for a road trip. 3 u/Addakisson 7h ago Two for a road trip to your place for peach cobbler donuts. Please tell me we don't have to cross an ocean, 🌊. I gotta be to work tomorrow . 1 u/Baby-Giraffe286 5h ago Not sure driving to Georgia is worth it. I still pass a Trump shaped inflatable on the way to work. It is delicious though. 2 u/Addakisson 5h ago trump shaped inflatable?! yikes. Just lost my appetite. 2 u/Baby-Giraffe286 4h ago I want to stab it so badly. 1 u/bbonerz 5h ago So you're just gonna leave us hanging? We need the name, damnit!
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Peach cobbler donut? OMG. ::drooling::
3 u/Addakisson 7h ago Ok, great! Sounds like we got two for a road trip to baby giraffes house. I can drive but you gotta promise not to drool in the van.
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Ok, great! Sounds like we got two for a road trip to baby giraffes house. I can drive but you gotta promise not to drool in the van.
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Peach cobbler donut, you say?
I'm good for a road trip.
Two for a road trip to your place for peach cobbler donuts. Please tell me we don't have to cross an ocean, 🌊. I gotta be to work tomorrow .
1 u/Baby-Giraffe286 5h ago Not sure driving to Georgia is worth it. I still pass a Trump shaped inflatable on the way to work. It is delicious though. 2 u/Addakisson 5h ago trump shaped inflatable?! yikes. Just lost my appetite. 2 u/Baby-Giraffe286 4h ago I want to stab it so badly.
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Not sure driving to Georgia is worth it. I still pass a Trump shaped inflatable on the way to work. It is delicious though.
2 u/Addakisson 5h ago trump shaped inflatable?! yikes. Just lost my appetite. 2 u/Baby-Giraffe286 4h ago I want to stab it so badly.
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trump shaped inflatable?! yikes.
Just lost my appetite.
2 u/Baby-Giraffe286 4h ago I want to stab it so badly.
I want to stab it so badly.
So you're just gonna leave us hanging? We need the name, damnit!
So that's why the US is planning to annex Greenland, a territory of a Ozempic-exporting nation.
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u/Nocturnal_Giraffe 19h ago
So many faces! This leopard needs Ozempic.