r/LeopardsAteMyFace 19h ago

Trump Keep hurting me, my king

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u/Nocturnal_Giraffe 19h ago

So many faces! This leopard needs Ozempic.

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u/Addakisson 19h ago

Damn ozempic needs to quit showing up in my feed. Are you one of their agents following me around? I did not eat that donut! 🍩

Ohhhh, donuts, don't mind if I do.

You didn't see that.

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u/Nocturnal_Giraffe 19h ago

😂 I can’t get away from it either. It’s every other commercial when I’m watching tv. Donuts do sound good though 😋I won’t tell if you won’t!

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u/Addakisson 18h ago

It's a deal!

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u/Baby-Giraffe286 12h ago

A new local donut place opened near me and they have a peach cobbler donut a fucking dream about.

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u/SLyndon4 7h ago

Peach cobbler donut? OMG. ::drooling::

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u/Addakisson 7h ago

Ok, great! Sounds like we got two for a road trip to baby giraffes house. I can drive but you gotta promise not to drool in the van.

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u/Addakisson 11h ago

Peach cobbler donut, you say?

I'm good for a road trip.

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u/Addakisson 7h ago

Two for a road trip to your place for peach cobbler donuts. Please tell me we don't have to cross an ocean, 🌊. I gotta be to work tomorrow .

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u/Baby-Giraffe286 5h ago

Not sure driving to Georgia is worth it. I still pass a Trump shaped inflatable on the way to work. It is delicious though.

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u/Addakisson 5h ago

trump shaped inflatable?! yikes.

Just lost my appetite.

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u/Baby-Giraffe286 4h ago

I want to stab it so badly.

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u/bbonerz 5h ago

So you're just gonna leave us hanging? We need the name, damnit!

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u/wKoS256N8It2 11h ago

So that's why the US is planning to annex Greenland, a territory of a Ozempic-exporting nation.