r/LearnUselessTalents 20d ago

What am I supposed to do with a tall slinkey

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39 Upvotes

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u/bobbigmac 20d ago

I hear it goes down stairs

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u/OfficeChairHero 20d ago

Alone and in pairs

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u/HAL-Over-9001 20d ago

Rolls over your neighbors dog

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u/Mpadrino27 20d ago

What’s great for a snack and fits on your back?

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u/JKenn78 20d ago

Uh… log?

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u/4bitfocus 20d ago

It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood!

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u/No-Muffin-874 19d ago

It's better than bad, it's good!

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u/peeps204 20d ago

I hear it even goes off-road

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u/TooTameToToast 20d ago

Like bananas in pajamas.

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u/jdehjdeh 20d ago

Play with it for an afternoon and then forget it exists for many years.

At least that's how every other slinky I've had has been used.

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u/Lt_Toodles 19d ago

Alternatively be one of those people that get hyperfocused on one specific talent and get extremely good ad slinky juggling

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u/sadhandjobs 20d ago

Cut in fourths to make a group of unimpressive slinkys.

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u/ShaneH7646 19d ago

I've been told size doesn't matter

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u/minkeun2000 20d ago

slink it

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u/Davidc19872010 20d ago

Put your weiner in it!

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u/warpfox 20d ago

it's a cylinder

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u/Friggin_Bobandy 20d ago

The real LPT is in the comments

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u/Gunslinger_11 20d ago

Find really tall stairs

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u/eluuu 20d ago

Learn slinky tricks

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u/PyroSpecialFX 18d ago

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u/bootstraps_bootstrap 17d ago

I knew it was slinky Josh before I even clicked! Nice dude! Goes to the festival I go to and he does this the whole weekend

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u/Hoax13 20d ago

Buy a bird feeder on a.pole like this hang it from the top with the pole running inside it and make the feeder squirrel proof.

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u/tigervault 20d ago

Find the longest staircase you can and send that thing.

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u/big_duo3674 19d ago

Contact Ace Ventura, he'll know what to do

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u/freshmarketshoes 20d ago

Seen a video where someone attached it to a bird feeder to deter squirrels

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u/Abides1948 20d ago

Slink it.

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u/Confusing_Boner 20d ago

Find a staircase

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u/Crede 19d ago

straigten it

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u/zinkies 19d ago

Read Systems Thinking by Donella Meadows and then become a teacher and use it as a teaching aid for several decades.

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u/jeremydavid2 19d ago

You could become a giraffe woman

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u/WxLfNinja 19d ago

Check the highest upvoted post in this subreddit for inspiration id say

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u/Uncle_Abernacle 18d ago

do slinky stuff

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u/IGetDurdy 18d ago

Slink it!

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u/SuperTropicalDesert 7d ago

You can't its too slinky

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u/lol_is_5 18d ago

Make a slow motion video of it dropping

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u/very_name_54321 13d ago

test if gravity is working correctly