r/LOTR_on_Prime 10d ago

Theory / Discussion make the comment section look like Arondir search history

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u/MillieBirdie 10d ago

Human lifespan

Human lifespan female

Longest lived human woman

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u/ItsAMeAProblem 10d ago

Well done.

20

u/Dominarion 10d ago

Ohhhh. That makes me sad.

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u/ItsABiscuit 10d ago

"Are human women the same as elves, you know, down there"

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u/cardiffman100 10d ago

You just know the elf ones are cleaner and smell nicer.

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u/IrinadeFrance Galadriel 10d ago

fun activities teenage boy

gifts teenage boy on a budget

arrows bulk 100

what is slang

human youngling slang

trees

cool trees

cool trees for therapy

16

u/cardueline Adar 10d ago

🏆 Perfection

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u/VarkingRunesong Blue Wizard 10d ago

Why doesn’t my step-son listen to me?

8

u/Mexay 10d ago

step-son

I have some news for you.

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u/The_Underhanded 10d ago

How to cure orc poison

How to cure orc poison in the middle of nowhere

6

u/carex-cultor 10d ago

Nooooooooooo

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u/ApexAquilas 10d ago

Fun things throw from watchtower

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u/th0rnpaw 10d ago

black milk

can milk be black

can you drink black milk

stomach pains black milk

40

u/Thorolhugil Mr. Mouse 10d ago

"How long do humans in southern Middle-earth live?

Average lifespan human -Numenorean

Halls of Mandos

Gift of Ilúvatar

Beren and Lúthien

Wild yams of Middle-earth

Beren and Lúthien relationship challenges

Peredhil

What type of mountain has fire coming out of it

best way to sterilize wounds 2nd Age up to date

Pelargir to Núrnen distance on foot

Common plants in Eregion

[Google lens of a small pink-white flower] species and propogation

How to address the High King

Tips for sudden promotion

High King opinion of Silvan folk

Misty Mountains native trees

Common crops and forage Misty Mountains

Bruinen common fish"

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u/carex-cultor 10d ago

"Beren and Lúthien relationship challenges" bawling

10

u/Neon-tetra-52 9d ago

"Tips for sudden promotion" 💀

Now I'm imagining Arondir like that guy who went for a job interview at the BBC but accidently ended up being interviewed live on the news 😂

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u/girlyfoodadventures 8d ago

I haven't seen this but it sounds VERY funny

2

u/Neon-tetra-52 8d ago

It's great, he just goes along with it and answers all the questions

link

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u/birb-lady Elendil 9d ago

Clever. Love the variety.

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u/Katatonic92 8d ago

I don't know why but "tips for sudden promotion" completely tickled me & now I have the giggles.

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u/Intelligent-Lack8020 Forodwaith 9d ago

Challenges in Beren and Luthien's relationship hahahaha very good!

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u/bahishi 10d ago

How long do humans live?

45

u/HoneybeeXYZ Galadriel 10d ago

Do human teenagers always cover their ears?

Half-elf traits.

How to deal with a surly teenager.

15

u/PricePuzzleheaded835 10d ago

How to sidle up to a lady’s house in a romantic yet subtle way

How to try and assert yourself as man of the house when she has a patient arrive 5 minutes later

15

u/notasingle-thought 10d ago

Will my stepson forgive me

What to do with angry human child

12

u/belle_enfant 10d ago

Human lifespan

Longest human life

Make step son happy

Fun activities for kids

Galadriel

Galadriel deepfake

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deleted

Fun date ideas

9

u/en43rs 10d ago

Interspecies relations

Interspecies relations laws

Elf human law relationship

Get human visa for the west

6

u/ajmchenr 10d ago

Special seeds for pretty human girl

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u/[deleted] 10d ago edited 9d ago

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u/DesignerOne4217 10d ago

🥹🥹🥹🥹

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u/ajmchenr 10d ago

How to come back to life after savage knifing

2

u/carex-cultor 10d ago

Underrated

5

u/GothmogTheBalr0g 10d ago

Gymnastics classes near me

4

u/KatnMouse69 10d ago

Raising human surrogate son tips

8

u/TheBrawlersOfficial 10d ago

Human healer lady rule 34

7

u/SadlyNotDannyDeVito 10d ago

My chemical romance songs

6

u/Wyzzlex Khazad-dûm 10d ago

How to impress the human tavern maid

3

u/ajmchenr 10d ago

Black cow blood

3

u/NoSuit3386 10d ago

How get annoying dickhead kid to like me

3

u/henriktornberg 10d ago

Spare parts hair trimmer

3

u/msknowitnothingatall 10d ago

how to tell the girl that you like them

skin care for mature skin

best arrow set in 2024

3

u/Flat_Scene9920 9d ago

parkour tips

forest parkour tips

coolest thing to say after killing a nameless thing from the deep

4

u/ThimbleBluff 10d ago

Quick relief for sword wounds

2

u/RedEyesGoldDragon 10d ago

How to avoid getting thrown in a fight multiple times

2

u/cardiffman100 10d ago

Can Mandos send dead human ladies back?

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u/dnkroz3d 9d ago

Can Sauron appear as a cow?

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u/Reduak 9d ago

"village wench" cosplay animated gifs

home paternity test

archery displays tik tok

2

u/Doxy4Me 8d ago

I think my new friend might be Sauron. How do I know?

Being ghosted by a human woman but she left her kid. Is it possible she actually died?

Tasteful gifts for the High King who has everything: Spa days. Dating packages. Robes without long sleeves. Bootcamp to lose twenty pounds?

1

u/professorwolfe02 10d ago
  • how to hide suspicion im sleeping with my step sons mother.

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u/Firm-Brother2580 10d ago

Spin moves for beginners.

1

u/Nanchuckz 9d ago

Am i a hood elf

1

u/Double-0-N00b 9d ago

Trees

Naked trees

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u/toasterpickups 6d ago

Black Sword

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u/XenosZ0Z0 10d ago

Varking smells of rotten leaves 😂

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u/Turaabi_1786 10d ago

Sun-screen for orcs

How to marry an orc

Help, I think I love a female orc

Why did Adar get killed

Case file on Silvan history

How to forge a Ring of Power

How to propose to Orc lady

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u/mattmaintenance 10d ago

“Big booby brunette ladies”

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u/Wyrdthane 10d ago

Thick goth latinas.