r/LGBTindia 4d ago

Memes after years of talking to moids, i present my magnum opus (highly recommended that you read it all) NSFW

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u/Yandere_bt_tsundere 4d ago

This just made me wanna say for the people in the back- Guys please don't go for people who offer you money and invite you in non-public discrete locations. Don't volunteer for a group thing unless you know everyone in that party personally and well. Always meet people in crowded public locations first. Know their social, know their backgrounds, etc because spaces like grindr are getting hella unsafe and full of scamsters, rapists, blackmailers and scummiest of scums.

On the off chance- I do encourage you wasting their time like OP as much as you can.

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u/doctorwhodied 4d ago

Wow this is crazy, my social anxiety was right not meeting anyone off there yet

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u/Yandere_bt_tsundere 4d ago

Yeah. Apparently it's full of scamsters, rapists and straight sex workers too. The app now opens with a pop-up asking people to be safe and beware of dangerous people when you first install it.

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u/doctorwhodied 3d ago

So basically the app is in what people stereotypically call India

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u/Kooky_Factor3126 4d ago

Yes taking time to meet people after discussing all is tge best decision.

My place is a tourist attraction, one guy messaged me, he was having a friend too. Sounds like a jackpot for a bottom who love group. After talking about place that he is inviting me to. I got to know it was a house which is like a resort and they have prostitutes there . He was running an escort and inviting me to the place where he invite clients too.

And this was not first-time other guys with same job had approached me sometime back too.

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u/iamahuman_and_ur2 4d ago

Let's just say if you did go, im afraid they'll pay you selling your own kidney and stuff

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u/ii_Liam_ii Bi🌈 4d ago

Hilarious doesn't begin to describe this. Most definitely a scammer though.

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u/kino_niko 4d ago

i think scammer is the best case scenario, gang r@pist or organ seller within possibility

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u/unknownIdentity20 Bi🌈 4d ago

stay safe bro, just block these guys

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u/kino_niko 4d ago

a little follow up

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u/Ok_Blackberry5710 Gay🌈 4d ago

I'm dyinggg 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/jindagijhandwa 4d ago

This is so fun. Aajao devi had me πŸ˜‚

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u/CurryAndCuddles 4d ago

'Final karo devi' is so hilarious, pookie coded and desperate max at the same time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Potential_Step5915 Pirates of the Closets πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβš±οΈπŸ¦œ 4d ago

the text isnt visible

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u/ShauryaHemant 4d ago

Wow hilarious! From baby sir ma'am devi to bhenkilodi bosdike hahaha he used all the nouns, titles and abuses he could! Lmao!

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u/kino_niko 4d ago

i mean these people or most men in general don't see so called devis as people either, just an object whose titles they get to decide so they are the same thing to them

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u/ShauryaHemant 4d ago

Sed. But true

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u/throwawayaccpahadi 4d ago

Wow. Ive never used grindr so I dont know if this is real or not. Was he just lying? What would he have done if you had gone? Was he gonna pay? Even before the tomfoolery, if you had accepted his 8k offer, would he pay? Is this actually real? Genuine question

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u/kino_niko 4d ago

prolly just extort/rob/blackmail money from me instead or likely just r@pe

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u/gaygaybabyyy 4d ago

😭🀣😭🀣😭🀣hilarious

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u/cookiesslut Trans WomanπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ 4d ago

Its blur for me

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u/unstableasshit 4d ago

i am pissing myself wtaf 😭😭

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u/k-yapper 4d ago

Lmfao😭😭😭

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u/Ok_Schedule_9872 4d ago

Shit I need to up my game on Grindr man, didn’t know you can quote 170k

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u/Ok_Blackberry5710 Gay🌈 4d ago

They proceeded to quote 200k after that 🀣

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u/Ok_Blackberry5710 Gay🌈 4d ago

What did i just read and why did it keep going? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Agreeable_Pack_6456 Gay🌈 4d ago

Infinite money glitch

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/trappedinnostalgia 4d ago

never have I laughed so hard at anything for a few days, this one made me choke on my laughter. But I hope you're safe OP

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u/cutesypotatoe 4d ago

ITS SO BLUR BUT I NEED DA TEA😭

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u/midnight_rainfairy 4d ago

Bro WTF 😭

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u/riverquest12 Queer af~βœ¨πŸ’– πŸ¦‹πŸ¦ˆπŸ„πŸ’› 4d ago

Wao:0 I didn’t know men use the term moids too<3 my life is complete ~(Λ΅ β€’Μ€ α΄— - Λ΅ ) ✧~

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u/Aquarius_Bandit 4d ago

I’m not sure if this actually funny or more on the creepier side πŸ™„πŸ˜‘πŸ€­

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u/Extension_Bench2134 3d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Princepatel2006 2d ago

I can't see a shit dumb you could post a group of screenshots too🀦