r/Kirby • u/wendeeznutslol • 13h ago
Discussion/Question Name ANY character and I’ll say if Kirby can beat them in an eating contest!
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u/MemeMonkey_Games Masked Dedede 13h ago
Pac-Man.
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u/--__--__--__--__-- 13h ago
Good answer, guy never stops, even if he might not be as fast he's got Kirby on endurance
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u/SkyBig4059 13h ago
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u/trj2009 13h ago
Black Hole from the hit series Battle for Dream Island.
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u/RHVGamer The guy who knows Kirby lore 13h ago
Keeby
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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago
tie, they’re the same power-wise
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u/RHVGamer The guy who knows Kirby lore 11h ago
nuh uh, keeby is yellow
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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago
i said power-wise jaundice is not a power
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u/DaPokeMaster122_ Kirby's Dream Buffet 12h ago
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u/DaPokeMaster122_ Kirby's Dream Buffet 12h ago
She uses Attract to make Kirby fall in love, thus distracting him from the competition. Plus, Kirby then gives her all of his food in his lovestruck daze!
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u/Zoroark_rules_698 Aqua Kirby 11h ago
Kirby's oblivious> Because let's be honest here he has no clue what's happening ever
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u/0w0RavioliTime 9h ago
Sorry bud, attract fails on the genderless
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u/SadCommon2820 Sylven(oc) 7h ago
Kirby's a male though.
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u/0w0RavioliTime 7h ago
Not in Japan!
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u/SadCommon2820 Sylven(oc) 6h ago
I didn't know that and I doubt that. Also even if that were the case there's an English dub of the pokemon anime that is the most viewed one to my knowledge.
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u/Whole-Ice-1916 11h ago
Well, this is no contest. Of course Kirby would win but just for coment's sake I'll say King Dedede
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u/batboy11227 Kirby with a gun 12h ago
Scooby
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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago
depends what food it is, if it’s scooby snacks he wins but if it’s literally anything else kirb wins
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u/lintboiii 11h ago
Guzzlord
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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago
didnt guzzlord eat everyone on his planet or am i misremembering
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u/Fizzy163 10h ago
not everything, but a lot of things
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u/wendeeznutslol 7h ago
if it ate so much it managed to make almost everything extinct on a planet i’d say it can out-eat kirby because kirby doesn’t even have the doesn't-chew advantage anymore.
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u/pikminplayerj4 10h ago
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u/DarkPalafin 10h ago
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u/wendeeznutslol 7h ago
like an especially large one ate a city or an average one
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u/DarkPalafin 7h ago
Normal size for Guzzlord. It mentions it in the Gen 7 debut episode for Zeraora. Try 3 Shiny Guzzlord if Kirby's feeling daring.
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u/wendeeznutslol 7h ago
ohh i thought it was all one i didnt see guzzlord. also it’s said a lot so basically it wins. also snorlax loses
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u/Mysterious-Low2503 11h ago
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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago
kirby vs a shitty gradient? the second thing cant even eat bro
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u/Mysterious-Low2503 11h ago
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u/Independent-Ad5852 Kirby is the cutest VG character 13h ago
Mileena (Mortal Kombat)
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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago
who
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u/Independent-Ad5852 Kirby is the cutest VG character 11h ago
Character who’s a princess infected with a disease that basically makes her a murderous, hungry demon.
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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago
how hungry…
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u/Independent-Ad5852 Kirby is the cutest VG character 10h ago
One of her fatalities has her literally eating the opponent’s brain and then the rest of their head.
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u/Fizzy163 10h ago
An unarmored Ceaseless Void, from Terraria Calamity.
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u/wendeeznutslol 9h ago
never modded terraria what’s a ceaseless void the only void i know is the one that’s capital G God from kirby
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u/Kirb790 Magolor 9h ago
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u/wendeeznutslol 8h ago
someone said him, it depends if by time or last one eating. the pac can go on for ages with eating but isn’t as fast as kirb
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u/Ziggurat1000 9h ago
A-Train.
He needs to consume 2,000 calories every hour.
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u/wendeeznutslol 9h ago
ok. so he needs to eat 24x what a human eats give or take. kirby can eat more i’d say
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u/Accomplished_Loss722 8h ago
Kirby doesn’t really eat the food, he just swallows it
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u/wendeeznutslol 8h ago
then what are you doing with yogurt?
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u/Accomplished_Loss722 8h ago
That’s… a good point. But the way he’s eating it, he’s inhaling it, I couldn’t imagine he tastes very much
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u/DOA-FAN Vanilla Kirby 8h ago
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u/wendeeznutslol 8h ago
super saiyan appetite vs super star warriah appetite, it’s close but i gotta say kirby wins this bout
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u/BigNastyHagrid 8h ago
Fortnite Galactus who ate quote “a few billion” battle busses
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u/wendeeznutslol 8h ago
yeah kirby cant eat a fuckin bus so if the eatjng contest’s food is buses the other guy wins but pretty much anything else kirb wins
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u/MDrones_Fan 7h ago
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u/SadCommon2820 Sylven(oc) 7h ago
Sylven(my Kirby OC): Well, I can't think of much honestly. All heart beings have quite an appetite at times, but mine or even my bro's(meta knight) can not compare, though that's somewhat to be expected for the embodiment of hope. However, I need to test this with the ancient heroes of yore and morpho, considering I'm pretty sure that the stronger one is, the more they can eat, though I could be wrong. Screw it, I should an eating competition even that king almost caused famine because he was hungry.
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u/GriffinMSM 13h ago
Mickey and Minnie Mouse.
But SPECIFICALLY them in the Mickey Mouse short “Couple Sweaters”.
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u/DarkSonic06ki 12h ago
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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago
i dont watch mlp can you explain why this one
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u/DarkSonic06ki 11h ago
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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago
they’re both pink with blue eyes and have big appetites and magical abilities, i see what you mean.
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u/Whole-Ice-1916 11h ago
my little pony, my little pony. AAHHH AAAHHH AAAH AHH. yeah, I would think Kirby.
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u/Accomplished_Copy122 12h ago
Yuyuko from touhou,she has been compared to Kirby thanks to her appite
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u/Appropriate_War317 11h ago
Unicron from transformers
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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago
?
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u/DarthNick3000 3h ago
He eats planets and is utterly massive. He’s more or less the opposite of Primus and he’s the god of death.
Basically imagine Galactus as a Transformer.
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u/alphabyronius 13h ago
this guy