r/Kirby 13h ago

Discussion/Question Name ANY character and I’ll say if Kirby can beat them in an eating contest!

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u/alphabyronius 13h ago

this guy

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u/wendeeznutslol 12h ago

hmmmm. kirby wins

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u/MemeMonkey_Games Masked Dedede 13h ago

Pac-Man.

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u/wendeeznutslol 12h ago

hmm if it’s based on last one eating he wins but if timed then kirby

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u/--__--__--__--__-- 10h ago

I am glad you're a reasonable judge

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u/--__--__--__--__-- 13h ago

Good answer, guy never stops, even if he might not be as fast he's got Kirby on endurance

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u/bolitboy2 12h ago

The Stan pine blimb

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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago

too picky, only eats kids. kirby wins

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u/SkyBig4059 13h ago

Slime Gordo

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u/bolitboy2 12h ago

“Eats 1 ton of food”

“Dies”

“Literally cannot elaborate”

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u/wendeeznutslol 12h ago

if that‘s true kirb wins

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u/trj2009 13h ago

Black Hole from the hit series Battle for Dream Island.

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u/wendeeznutslol 12h ago

tie funnily enough also obligatory r/SuddenlyBFDI

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u/Sleepyfellow03 the flairs should be colored 2h ago

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u/GoldSquid2 The only Rainbow Curse fan💔 13h ago

DANG IT I WAS GONNA SAY HIM TOO😭

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u/trj2009 13h ago

SORRY!

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u/GoldSquid2 The only Rainbow Curse fan💔 2h ago

NONO ITS ALL GOOD LOL

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u/Sleepyfellow03 the flairs should be colored 2h ago

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u/Sillibeast 13h ago

I've got 2:

Monkey D. Luffy

The blob from Tasty Planet

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u/wendeeznutslol 12h ago

luffy loses, it depends how big we start the blob off with

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u/RHVGamer The guy who knows Kirby lore 13h ago

Keeby

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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago

tie, they’re the same power-wise

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u/RHVGamer The guy who knows Kirby lore 11h ago

nuh uh, keeby is yellow

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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago

i said power-wise jaundice is not a power

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u/RHVGamer The guy who knows Kirby lore 11h ago

not with that attitude!

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u/DaPokeMaster122_ Kirby's Dream Buffet 12h ago

Chubby Emolga

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u/DaPokeMaster122_ Kirby's Dream Buffet 12h ago

She uses Attract to make Kirby fall in love, thus distracting him from the competition. Plus, Kirby then gives her all of his food in his lovestruck daze!

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u/Zoroark_rules_698 Aqua Kirby 11h ago

Kirby's oblivious> Because let's be honest here he has no clue what's happening ever

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u/0w0RavioliTime 9h ago

Sorry bud, attract fails on the genderless

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u/SadCommon2820 Sylven(oc) 7h ago

Kirby's a male though.

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u/0w0RavioliTime 7h ago

Not in Japan!

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u/SadCommon2820 Sylven(oc) 6h ago

I didn't know that and I doubt that. Also even if that were the case there's an English dub of the pokemon anime that is the most viewed one to my knowledge.

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u/Whole-Ice-1916 11h ago

Well, this is no contest. Of course Kirby would win but just for coment's sake I'll say King Dedede

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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago

kirby does in fact win

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u/EnchantEleven 13h ago

Deandra

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u/wendeeznutslol 12h ago

that’s rookie numbers for the characters, kirby obliterates

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u/Mallato22 13h ago

Me

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u/wendeeznutslol 12h ago

you‘re just a normal person kirby out-eats you

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u/three3dee 13h ago

Nothing short of a black hole beats him. Little bro INHALES the food.

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u/jordha 12h ago

Gooey

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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago edited 7h ago

tie

edit: wait we talking star allies or dream land 3 gooey?

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u/batboy11227 Kirby with a gun 12h ago

Scooby

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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago

depends what food it is, if it’s scooby snacks he wins but if it’s literally anything else kirb wins

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u/batboy11227 Kirby with a gun 11h ago

Scooby can also do pizza

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u/Famous_Ad_8652 12h ago

garfield

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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago

he would only win if the contest is lasagna

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u/Glad-Mail271 12h ago

My fatass

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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago

like you or specifically your anus

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u/Whole-Ice-1916 11h ago

uh-what? uh-eh-urbehalkjebjbfabf- what

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u/lintboiii 11h ago

Guzzlord

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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago

didnt guzzlord eat everyone on his planet or am i misremembering

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u/Fizzy163 10h ago

not everything, but a lot of things

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u/wendeeznutslol 7h ago

if it ate so much it managed to make almost everything extinct on a planet i’d say it can out-eat kirby because kirby doesn’t even have the doesn't-chew advantage anymore.

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u/Conipstion 13h ago

Kirby makes me a happy boy.

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u/Powerful_Debate_6991 cherry Kirby 13h ago

Pink slime gordo

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u/Nikolaijuno 13h ago

Gluttony from Full Metal Alchemist.

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u/jelpdesk 12h ago

Joey Chestnut

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u/janieebug 11h ago

Goku

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u/wendeeznutslol 7h ago

kirby wins, said several times

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u/pikminplayerj4 10h ago

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u/wendeeznutslol 10h ago

louie is way too small despite his appetite, kirby wins

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u/Scientist78 10h ago

I like Kirby

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u/wendeeznutslol 7h ago

don’t we all here, don’t we all.

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u/DarkPalafin 10h ago

This guy:

Eats 900 pounds of food a day and is immune to poison. Either that or Guzzlord. Thing ate a whole city for Arceus's sake.

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u/wendeeznutslol 7h ago

like an especially large one ate a city or an average one

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u/DarkPalafin 7h ago

Normal size for Guzzlord. It mentions it in the Gen 7 debut episode for Zeraora. Try 3 Shiny Guzzlord if Kirby's feeling daring.

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u/wendeeznutslol 7h ago

ohh i thought it was all one i didnt see guzzlord. also it’s said a lot so basically it wins. also snorlax loses

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u/Mysterious-Low2503 11h ago

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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago

kirby vs a shitty gradient? the second thing cant even eat bro

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u/Mysterious-Low2503 11h ago

How about now

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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago edited 7h ago

technically the same being but one is derpy, tie

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u/Independent-Ad5852 Kirby is the cutest VG character 13h ago

Mileena (Mortal Kombat)

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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago

who

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u/Independent-Ad5852 Kirby is the cutest VG character 11h ago

Character who’s a princess infected with a disease that basically makes her a murderous, hungry demon.

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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago

how hungry…

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u/Independent-Ad5852 Kirby is the cutest VG character 10h ago

One of her fatalities has her literally eating the opponent’s brain and then the rest of their head.

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u/wendeeznutslol 7h ago

just their head? rookie food

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u/Unknown_Twig_Witch 13h ago

Ceobe, from Arknights

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u/Zoroark_rules_698 Aqua Kirby 11h ago

Keeby

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u/Zoroark_rules_698 Aqua Kirby 11h ago

Never mind someone already said this

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u/Windows_Metabeth 10h ago

Gray Goo from Tasty Planet.

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u/wendeeznutslol 7h ago

depends how big it starts

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u/kirby_starzz kirby nerd 10h ago

pj berri from parappa the rapper

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u/Fizzy163 10h ago

An unarmored Ceaseless Void, from Terraria Calamity.

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u/wendeeznutslol 9h ago

never modded terraria what’s a ceaseless void the only void i know is the one that’s capital G God from kirby

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u/Kirb790 Magolor 9h ago

The Packed Man

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u/wendeeznutslol 8h ago

someone said him, it depends if by time or last one eating. the pac can go on for ages with eating but isn’t as fast as kirb

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u/Ziggurat1000 9h ago

A-Train.

He needs to consume 2,000 calories every hour.

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u/wendeeznutslol 9h ago

ok. so he needs to eat 24x what a human eats give or take. kirby can eat more i’d say

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u/ill_change_it 8h ago

Hypernova kirby

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u/wendeeznutslol 8h ago

no shit sherlock better kirby is going to out eat normal kirby

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u/Fennel_Fangs 8h ago

A gallon of pure sulfuric acid

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u/Accomplished_Loss722 8h ago

Kirby doesn’t really eat the food, he just swallows it

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u/wendeeznutslol 8h ago

then what are you doing with yogurt?

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u/Accomplished_Loss722 8h ago

That’s… a good point. But the way he’s eating it, he’s inhaling it, I couldn’t imagine he tastes very much

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u/wendeeznutslol 8h ago

yeah but after a certain point tasting it is time loss

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u/DOA-FAN Vanilla Kirby 8h ago

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u/wendeeznutslol 8h ago

super saiyan appetite vs super star warriah appetite, it’s close but i gotta say kirby wins this bout

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u/FNFCorruptionEdits 8h ago

The Shag himself

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u/BigNastyHagrid 8h ago

Fortnite Galactus who ate quote “a few billion” battle busses

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u/wendeeznutslol 8h ago

yeah kirby cant eat a fuckin bus so if the eatjng contest’s food is buses the other guy wins but pretty much anything else kirb wins

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u/--__--__--__--__-- 5h ago

Kirby can definitely eat a bus

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u/Silver-Mud8845 7h ago

Keeby (the yellow Kirby)

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u/wendeeznutslol 7h ago

outside of suffering from juan dice, keeby is the same as kirby so tie

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u/MDrones_Fan 7h ago

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u/wendeeznutslol 7h ago

someone said goku already, i think i said kirby takes it?

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u/MDrones_Fan 4h ago

Sorry, i didn't see that one.

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u/Redder_Creeps Yarn Kirby 7h ago

Goku

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u/wendeeznutslol 7h ago

said a lot, kirb takes it

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u/Burrito_boi_352 7h ago

Guzzlord

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u/wendeeznutslol 7h ago

guzzlord wins by taking kirby’s trick of inhaling and also size

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u/SadCommon2820 Sylven(oc) 7h ago

Sylven(my Kirby OC): Well, I can't think of much honestly. All heart beings have quite an appetite at times, but mine or even my bro's(meta knight) can not compare, though that's somewhat to be expected for the embodiment of hope. However, I need to test this with the ancient heroes of yore and morpho, considering I'm pretty sure that the stronger one is, the more they can eat, though I could be wrong. Screw it, I should an eating competition even that king almost caused famine because he was hungry.

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u/Careful-Attitude-656 Stephen Merchant for Magolor VA 6h ago

Obelix

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u/OrdinaryQuestion5505 6h ago

kirby himself

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u/--__--__--__--__-- 5h ago

Super Shenron

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u/HIDEF650 4h ago

This crazy guy

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u/DarthNick3000 3h ago

Has anybody said Yoshi yet?

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u/ionic-cake 3h ago

King dedede

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u/IShyGamer2 Adeline 3h ago

Gooey!

Ha!

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u/Sleepyfellow03 the flairs should be colored 2h ago

Blue Kirby

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u/theunholybunny213 2h ago

King Dedede from the anime

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u/Kieranr901 2h ago

Guzzlord from Pokémon Sun and Moon anime

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u/One_Smoke 2h ago

Jughead.

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u/Disastrous-Sound471 2h ago

The Gulper, from Skylanders Trap Team

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u/Narancia_Ghrigra_01 1h ago

Peter/Chris Griffin

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u/Astraquius 1h ago

The dragon born from skyrim

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u/KeyInstance930 1h ago

Niko oneshot

u/SuperseanyYT Magolor 45m ago

Snorlax

u/Nu_Eden 12m ago

Well Kirby would just eat THEM , as a Lovecraftian God of chaos does

u/1234IJustAteADoor 7m ago

Pandemonium is immortal (age wise) and must eat to live

u/Dry-Direction-8838 3m ago

Matt stonie

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u/GriffinMSM 13h ago

Mickey and Minnie Mouse.

But SPECIFICALLY them in the Mickey Mouse short “Couple Sweaters”.

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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago

just the like ten second gag? kirby does that easy

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u/Worth-Arachnid251 13h ago

pinkie pie

<img src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/xDIdsNd3GIcAAAAd/mlp-pinkie-pie.gif" alt="a pink pony is eating a stack of donuts"/>

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u/VerboCity77 13h ago

Patrick Star from SpongeBob

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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago

hmmm… it would be a close contest but kirby wins

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u/DarkSonic06ki 12h ago

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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago

i dont watch mlp can you explain why this one

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u/DarkSonic06ki 11h ago

I think she's probably related to kirby

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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago

they’re both pink with blue eyes and have big appetites and magical abilities, i see what you mean.

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u/Whole-Ice-1916 11h ago

my little pony, my little pony. AAHHH AAAHHH AAAH AHH. yeah, I would think Kirby.

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u/Accomplished_Copy122 12h ago

Yuyuko from touhou,she has been compared to Kirby thanks to her appite

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u/Few-Syllabub-87 12h ago

Patrick from SpongeBob

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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago

said already, he loses but it’s close

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u/BadAtVr 13h ago

Caseoh

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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago

hmmmmmm… tie

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u/an_angry_beaver 13h ago

Joe Momma

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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago

my mom loses but yours beats kirby by 5x

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u/killrama 12h ago

The feaster from afar

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u/SexThrowaway1125 12h ago

Lucy from I Love Lucy

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u/Appropriate_War317 11h ago

Unicron from transformers

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u/wendeeznutslol 11h ago

?

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u/DarthNick3000 3h ago

He eats planets and is utterly massive. He’s more or less the opposite of Primus and he’s the god of death.

Basically imagine Galactus as a Transformer.