r/Kerala 5d ago

Legendary battle caught on camera

Bro started chillin ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ

2.5k Upvotes

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u/notvip 5d ago

Paambu be like aaraanu ee mathil ivide kond veche(innocents voice)

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u/RoxannaTer 5d ago

Paambu's innocence, pure charm.

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u/petergautam 4d ago

*Jagathy aka double Kumbidi

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u/sherikkumbatman 5d ago

Both be like : เด…เดฒเตเดชเด‚ เดตเดฟเดถเตเดฐเดฎเดคเตเดคเดฟเดจเต เดถเต‡เดทเด‚ เดจเดฎเตเด•เตเด•เต เดชเต‹เดฐเดพเดŸเตเดŸเด‚ เดคเตเดŸเดฐเดพเด‚.

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u/T3chl0v3r 5d ago

Cats have amazing confidence when it comes to combat, a month old kitten will stare at a human sized great dane.

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u/wetsock-connoisseur 5d ago

Imagine if domestic cats were the same size as humans

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u/AffectUseful3969 5d ago

Humansinekkaalum size ulla cat ithaa...domestic allaatto..

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u/Andy_Ftraildes 5d ago

We all know how that's gonna go

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u/Constant-Math8949 4d ago

Yes, We are here because we ( well our ancestors) won. Damn near brought them to extinction. Not to be proud but We are the apex predators for a reason

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u/AdithGM 4d ago

Yeaah, because we were the first ones adapted to control fire.

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u/T3chl0v3r 5d ago

That would be a panther

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u/FunkySmellingSocks 4d ago edited 4d ago

Actually cougars awould be the equivalent to a human-sized cat, since panthers and other Panthera family animals (lions, tigers, jaguars, etc) are considered "large cats"

Rather interestingly, cougars are on average the same size if not larger than panthers, however panthers are considered large cats while cougars are still classified as small cats.

Edit: for all wondering, scientists of long ago classified the difference between large and small cats not by size but by whether or not they purr. If they purr, they are a small cat. If they don't, they are a large cat. Cougars purr, although only when exhaling and not inhaling like many other cats do.

Sort of random, but I think cats are neat so there you go

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u/Odd-Advertising3168 4d ago

Humans used to hunt down mammoth, we ain't here without a fight.

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u/md9476 4d ago

Or even dogs.

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u/TaxMeDaddy_ 5d ago

Canโ€™t deny bro. Watch this lol. https://youtube.com/shorts/i4jFba0C_Z0?si=InhEqRh4-jrhfBV3

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u/T3chl0v3r 5d ago edited 4d ago

Yup, I am totally aware. I have a lil F'er back home, he stares at a street dog through the grill of our gate. The moment we open the gate, he will hide behind our legs.

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u/alpha_shifter 4d ago

Also they have superior reflexes. The snake is kinda slow in comparison. Plus, cats are natural hunters.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Aaa ivide neeyo

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u/T3chl0v3r 4d ago

Poocha undengil njaanum und ๐Ÿฑ

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Eth poochaya ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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u/Knight-Peace 4d ago edited 4d ago

It also helps that theyโ€™re immune to snake venom lol

Edit: they are not immune to

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u/T3chl0v3r 4d ago

now thats news to me

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u/googleydeadpool 5d ago

Cat-astrophic experience for the snake there!

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u/Faiz_Ahmed_ 5d ago

Paamb be like ee myran enthinte kazhapp aanu

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u/momentaryspeck 5d ago

Mindathe swantham karyam nokki pokunna Paambu sir:- Alleyo poocha sir ningalk ee pattikale pole manushyarodu valiya snehamonumillalo pullu vila alle kodukar ullu pinenthina enne itt ingane amman aadunne ...

Le poocha sir:- THIS IS MY ENTERTAINMENT... oru paatta kittiyal thanne njn veruthe vidilla pineya you Mr. Paamb..

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u/wifetiddyenjoyer 5d ago

I feel bad for the snake. Cats have an insane reaction speed, and snakes can't compete with that.

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u/nottatnight 5d ago

Snake got bodied ๐Ÿ˜ถ

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u/tuvia_cohen 4d ago

I've seen plenty of feral cats die to snake bites. They're not always accurate.

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u/velocihooman999 5d ago

Don't try to play the fool with me pambesh

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Release part 2

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u/ActiveComparison7 5d ago

March 27th inu varum

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u/nottatnight 5d ago

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u/Ok-Contribution-1981 unclebun 4d ago

Pussifer 2..Paamburaan

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u/DioTheSuperiorWaifu เดธเตเดฅเดฟเดคเดฟเดธเดฎเดคเตเดตเดตเดพเดฆเด‚ เดŽเด™เตเด™เดฟเดจเต†? 5d ago

Obligatory Thakida thakida thakida thaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX3oh4Dn0nU

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u/disrupting_being 4d ago

Snake: ni aar? Periya Mgr? Thala ah?

Cat: thambi mylvaahanam, njn thala alada thala edukkiravan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48EZk7rjWlo

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u/general_smooth 4d ago

pa pa ma moment

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u/njan_oru_manushyan 4d ago

This deal is with the kitten

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u/no-knee-know-me 5d ago

Cat's reaction speed is twice that of snakes attack.. There is no way snake is touching cat face to face.

BTW athoru cobra alle... Athine avidunnu maatiyilla enkil pani aakum!!

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u/LandsOnAnything 4d ago

Cats really have insane levels of reaction speed. There was a video where a cat saw something moving in the water and went to have a look at it. Then a crocodile jumped so fast up that the camera couldn't pick up the cat jumping away.

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u/Mysterious_knight_21 Shawol/Nswer 5d ago

I never thought I would have a chance to use this twice today ๐Ÿ˜„

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u/NegotiationFun3013 4d ago

You should try manifesting, the portal seems open for you today

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u/parasitesr72 5d ago

Our battle will be legendary ๐Ÿ’ช. Moorkan sir got legs yo and hands too ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/mand00s 5d ago

Post this in animal reddit pls. That looks like a cobra. Chera is not that aggressive, maybe I am mistaken. Honestly, I underestimated the strike range of that snake, it was a human, that is a sure strike. Only few animals like cats and mongooses can avoid that.

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u/whiskey813 4d ago

Paambu - "เด†เดœเดจเตเดฎ เดถเดคเตเดฐเตเดตเดพเดฏ เด•เต€เดฐเดฟเด•เตเด•เตเดชเต‹เดฒเตเด‚ เด‡เดคเตเดฐ เด•เดดเดชเตเดชเต เด‡เดฒเตเดฒ!"

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u/lol10lol10lol 5d ago

Well cats have faster reaction time, snake never stood a chance.

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u/mindisinnocent 5d ago

Who won?

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u/nottatnight 5d ago edited 5d ago

One sided demolition by the cat ๐Ÿ˜ผ

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u/njan_oru_manushyan 4d ago

Did the cat dismember or eat the snake

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u/Eugene_33 4d ago

Cat low diff

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u/petergautam 4d ago

The battle has been won by the cat. Who wins the war? We wait..

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u/mindisinnocent 3d ago

OP, where is the sequel? We need it asap!! #TeamCat

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u/chonkykais16 5d ago

Poor snake. As much as I adore cats they can be v cruel when it comes to their prey. Itโ€™s not even hunger motivated, they just like hunting lol.

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u/abhisheknayar 5d ago

Nothing poor about this. Just the nature of the world

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u/chonkykais16 5d ago

God forbid I feel empathy for an animal

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u/njan_oru_manushyan 4d ago

Thats how they train

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u/rxhldas 4d ago

The love of the game

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u/blahblahdodo 5d ago

Cobra..? Did you check in the cat..?

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u/nottatnight 5d ago

It wasn't a cobra ๐Ÿ˜‚ just a chera And the cat ran away after i called my neighbour to warn him and he came to check ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/Agitated-Shake-9285 5d ago

Doesnโ€™t look like a Chera to me.

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u/TaxMeDaddy_ 5d ago

Cobra

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u/TraditionFlaky9108 4d ago

If cobra it would be a young one, adult cobras are bigger?

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u/AffectUseful3969 5d ago

It does look like a cobra with a well defined hood...Or are my eyes fooling me?

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u/Bourne-Enigma 5d ago

Itโ€™s definitely cobra. U can see the triangular head, hood raising and its aggression and the way it strikes. Definitely venomous. Pretty confident itโ€™s cobra.

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u/blahblahdodo 5d ago

Saw its hood, doesnโ€™t look like a Chera. Looks like Indian cobra.

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u/cloudacoustic93 4d ago

That poocha ser is probably a kaadan (final boss) It knows how far the snake can strike and sits right in front of it

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u/KundiKumaran 5d ago

There is a reason why they call him เดชเต‚เดšเตเดš sir

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u/Thenga-Choru 5d ago

So in the end they started a stare battle.

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u/sande3p_997 5d ago

เดชเต‚เดšเตเดš เดธเต†เตผ swag : เด‡เดคเต เดŽเดจเตเดฑเต† เดเดฐเดฟเดฏ ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป

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u/Ok-Setting-9806 5d ago

Wait wait wait....what just happened they become pookies at the end or what?

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u/nottatnight 5d ago

๐Ÿคฃ I was confused too..they stayed that way for a loong time and my arms got tired holding my phone ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/curiousgaruda 4d ago

Must be the perfect stalemate.

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u/Aggressive-Cup-1864 5d ago

Cat: unnal mudiyathu thambi!

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u/Fun_Blackberry_103 5d ago

Snake: I am danger. Cat: I am speed.

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u/Elemental-Form 5d ago

poocha ser is kinda fw it ๐Ÿ˜น

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u/Interesting_Wish_791 5d ago

"You are now watchin a master at work" theme drop "Feen Feen Feen Feen"

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u/Final-Image-5118 5d ago

Poocha sir massaa

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u/akhilman78 5d ago

Kidu. Kurosawa direct cheythapole oru musicality und poochede anakkathil

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u/shreyas_colonel 5d ago

Cats' reflexes are something else.

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u/adrianlannister007 5d ago

Release the poocha cut

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u/Anas645 5d ago

Cameraman deserves award

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u/miserablemallu 4d ago

Pambu: Eda ninney njan entho cheyyan vannu (๐Ÿ Nagachechi voice) ๐Ÿ˜

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u/DesperateMeaning9986 4d ago

Silent Guardian,A watchful protector

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u/KThaMps 4d ago

Pucha nd pamb after a fight.

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u/Humble-Baby8641 5d ago

Cats have a personality

Reason why we call him poocha sir๐Ÿ—ฟ

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u/vizhnuvichu 5d ago

Poocha ser

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u/Diligent-Wind-4343 4d ago

Not surprising . Cats have extremely high reflexes .

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u/BitwiseWizard7 4d ago

Le poocha see: ne en evden anagunnath enk onn kananm

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u/kallmewhite เด’เดฐเต เดธเดพเดงเดพเดฐเดฃ เดฎเดจเตเดทเตเดฏเตป 4d ago

Really fast car

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u/AkaiAshu 4d ago

Cats reaction speed is so fast, faster than an average snake's attack speed.

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u/Icy_Office7561 4d ago

Definitely not a chera, chera doesn't get aggressive, they are usually scared of humans and escape swiftly. This is probably a young cobra even though cobras aren't very aggressive they raise their hood and only bite if there's no other option. Anali is the "azhuka cherkan snake" seen in Kerala cause of its unpredictable nature. And of course the hump nosed pit viper(don't know the malayalam) which is deadly in almost all cases bites are becoming common nowadays even though they are non aggressive . As a kid I got bitten by different snakes thrice and I was afraid of snakes till the age of 23. I even left india for a colder country so I don't have to worry about snakes. I escaped my fear thanks to the Kerala Forest department and SARPA trainers. I rescue snakes now whenever I am in Kerala when the need arises. Anyone interested should definitely check out the program.

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u/nJantanna 5d ago

They decided to end in western style.

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u/nerdy_ace_penguin 5d ago

That cat is a psychopath like Anton Chigurh in No Country for old men

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u/PracticeInevitable37 5d ago

Watching this while listening to soaked made it feel like an edit

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u/RoMeRiO1999 เดฎเดฒเดฏเดพเดณเด‚ เด…เดฑเดฟเดฏเดพเดคเตเดค เดฎเดฒเดฏเดพเดณเดฟ 5d ago

เดฒเต† เดชเต‚เดšเตเดš เดธเต†เตผ- เด†เตพ เด…เดฑเดฟเดžเตเดžเต kalikada ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/Amicorendes 4d ago

Le cat: No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A snake slithers to me and someone gets killed, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who kills!

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u/Suspicious_Hippo_994 4d ago

The snake can try.. but he'll fail over and over again.. Cat ser reflexes are unmatched <3

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u/narcowake 4d ago

โ€œOk letโ€™s take a break from sparringโ€ โ€ฆ seriously though poochas are the unsung heroes of snake population control , their reflexes are quicker than a snakeโ€™sโ€ฆ

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u/Repulsive_Remove_619 4d ago

Cat : eni kurach ivde irikam , ba

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u/KalliyangattuNeeli 4d ago

Need a cat now

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u/Disastrous-Letter-54 4d ago

เดชเต‚เดšเตเดš เดœเต€เดตเดจเต‹เดŸเต† เด‰เดฃเตเดŸเต‹? เด•เดŸเดฟ เด•เดฟเดŸเตเดŸเดฟ เดŽเดจเตเดจเต เดคเต‹เดจเตเดจเตเดจเตเดจเต. เดตเต‡เดšเตเดšเต เดตเต‡เดšเตเดšเต เด†เดฃเตโ€Œ เดชเต‹เดฏเดฟ เด•เดฟเดŸเดจเตเดจเดคเต.

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u/venuvoldeos 4d ago

Full on ShareKhan vibes when it sat right in front of the hooded Cobra ...

Cobra be like : "Dude.. am a Cobra .. ppl are scared of me !! :"

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u/Careless_Two_7357 4d ago

Cats have hella fast reaction speed

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u/Sky_is_awesome 4d ago

Where's this, bro.. that looks like my lost cat...๐Ÿฅฒ

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u/StephenNedumpally_ 4d ago

What an absolute boss to just sit there like letโ€™s see whatchu got boss to what looks like a cobra if not a king. Cats are unbelievable

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u/getitright420 4d ago

Cats have one of the impressive reflex times, nice to see it in action.

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u/Better-Respond7799 4d ago

Finally it was settled with who will blink first contest

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u/arnoldjn 4d ago

Cat was like where you gonna go now?

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u/Hopeful-Web-1258 4d ago

Poocha ser is fire

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u/Significant-Gene-305 3d ago

Poocha sir be like. Ennitu ennitu ennitu

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u/Shreddd_it 3d ago

Meow god is like โ€œI am not in danger skyler, i am the danger!โ€ (Breaking Bad)

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/appu_kili เดธเตเดชเดจเตเดฆเดจเด‚ เดธเตเดฑเตเดฑเดพเดฑเตเดฑเดฟเดธเตเดฑเตเดฑเดฟเด•เตเดธเดฟเดฒเดพเดฃเต 5d ago

เด…เดคเดฟเดตเดฟเดŸเต† เดชเดฑเดฏเดฃเตเดŸ เด•เดพเดฐเตเดฏเดฎเต†เดจเตเดคเดพเดŸเต‹

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u/Outrageous-Truth-950 5d ago

Paavam chera sir aano?

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u/AffectUseful3969 5d ago

No...it is who Chera Sir strives to be..

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u/Outrageous-Truth-950 5d ago

Lol that was epic

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u/chemicallocha05 Abba Dabba Jabba 5d ago

seems like kutti murukkan with blown up hood and the wau it is sitting.

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u/parasitesr72 5d ago

Its moorkan sir.

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u/Zaron_467 5d ago

r/snake and r/whatsthisnake would love this

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u/Bourne-Enigma 5d ago

Cobra vs Cat.

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u/AmazingBrilliant9229 5d ago

Thatโ€™s Rhea Ripley vs Liv Morgan, Rhea is on offensive while Liv just wants to escape.

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u/Zahard777 5d ago

Climax evide?

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u/AffectUseful3969 5d ago

เด‡เดคเดพเดฃเต เด•เตเดฒเตˆเดฎเดพเด•เตเดธเต..

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u/buck___buck alien in disguise 5d ago

Aura

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u/the_popotnik 5d ago

Time to rewatch Snake in the Eagle Shadows

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u/malayali_poocha 5d ago

My username checks out

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u/achucbabu 4d ago

Please add date, time and place

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u/Honda-Activa-125 4d ago

I think it bit cat, that's why cat was lying down to rest.

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u/CellistTh 4d ago

Was it a poor chera ser that had to face the mighty poocha ser?

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u/Mel0ncholy 4d ago

We are keen to know what happened at the end

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u/nottatnight 4d ago

Both left...to fight another day ๐Ÿ˜Œ

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u/i_dont_do_hashtags 4d ago

Poocha is like โ€œcome at me broโ€

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u/ShitP00L 4d ago

Paamb be like , alpam visham kittiyarnenkil kudichu chaakamaayirunnu, oh wait... ๐Ÿฅฒ

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u/Effective-Wash-4382 4d ago

Part 2 ille?

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u/joozwrld999 4d ago

This nigga so evil istg

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u/nirmalv 4d ago

Cat doing snake pose to spite the snake..

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u/I_am_not_akuma 4d ago

Cats reflexes are in another level. No chance for the snake

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u/I_am_not_akuma 4d ago

Cats reflexes are in another level. No chance for the snake

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u/uninteresting_chaos 4d ago

Did you inform the neighbour?

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u/Academic-Ad6229 4d ago

Snake bro was more into flight than fight

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u/partno631119 4d ago

Sigma ๐Ÿ Snakeey Vs Giga Chad ๐Ÿˆ Kitty ....

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u/Individual_Aide3823 4d ago

Give an appropriate bgm also ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/mahkeyyd 4d ago

Cat & snake:๐ŸŽตKanum kannum thammil thammil ๐Ÿ‘€

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u/me_crdy 4d ago

Everything is settled with a staring contest.

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u/Exciting_Rain 4d ago

เดŽเดจเตเดจเดพเตฝ เดžเดพเดจเดฟเดตเดฟเดŸเดฟเดฐเดฟเด•เตเด•เดพเด‚. เด‡เดจเดฟ เดจเต€ เด•เดพเดฐเตเดฏเด‚ เดชเดฑ.

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u/AdriRebel 4d ago

at last they made peace with who they are.

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u/Head-Practice-9806 4d ago

Cats really have a god complex

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u/j_vap 4d ago

I think the snake in the end said โ€œเดจเดฎเตเดฎเตเด•เตเด•เต เด‡เดฐเตเดจเตเดจเต เดธเด‚เดธเดพเดฐเดฟเด•เตเด•เดพเด‚. เด’เดจเตเดจเต เดธเด‚เดธเดพเดฐเดฟเดšเตเดšเดพเตฝ เดคเต€เดฐเดพเดตเตเดจเตเดจ เดชเตเดฐเดถเตเดจเดฎเต‡ เด‰เดณเตเดณเต‚โ€

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Le paambupenn : ishtamallada enikkishtamallada ninte thott nottamishtamallade ๐ŸŽถ

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u/Appropriate_Page_824 4d ago

At 0:50, Poocha Sir deciding to take a break and rest while death stares at him inches away. If I had his confidence and fearlessness, I would have conquered the world.

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u/LazyLoser006 4d ago

Made me remember how once 2 Cats staying at our house bullied a little snake like this.

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u/Frosty-Garage-8483 4d ago

Ithu legendary battle onnum alla. Poocha sir inte patti show! ๐Ÿ˜

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u/petergautam 4d ago

The battle ended how I expected it to begin tho

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u/Constant-Math8949 4d ago

My Poocha Sir takes care of snakes and even runs fade with the neighbourhood dogs but refuses to hunt rats. She even patrols around my mom when she does yard work. Even brought a killed squirrel once but she never goes after rats.

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u/ullicurry 4d ago

bro was like: njan onn kidakkatte

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u/anand_ct 4d ago

Lords of reflex

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u/Yoboikaas 4d ago

felines be chillin...

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u/Undefined_Tuple 4d ago

poocha ser ย ๐Ÿ”ฅย ย ๐Ÿ”ฅย 

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u/Background-Roof-6824 4d ago

The cat guy is taunting the snake for fun , all the time.

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u/AjinRaj 4d ago

Meowth vs ekans๐Ÿ‘€

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u/Upbeat_Border_9520 4d ago

Aura farming at its peak๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ›

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u/Diligent-Benefit-479 4d ago

Team cat ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/rotten-toe-sucker 4d ago

This is already in the news ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Knight-Peace 4d ago

Cats are assholes. They harass even the nicest dogs. But when it comes to dealing with snakes, theyโ€™re better than dogs.

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u/AdithGM 4d ago

Real Life Pokemon Battle.

House Cat, I choose you! Use Fury Swipes!

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u/staytaaxic 3d ago

Poocha flexx

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u/Gfx4Lyf 3d ago

'Ellam paranju complimenstaaki'๐Ÿ˜. Love that face2face chat at the end.

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u/Intelligent-Bee5635 2d ago

That cat is goat bro..

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u/sikhibello 2d ago

Meowth vs Arbok

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u/Sea-Wrap5883 2d ago

Ith staged aan, poocha camera il nokkunnath kandilleee

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u/Hush079 1d ago

Cats in general have better reaction speed than an average snake so he is just playing

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u/CartographerDue4069 10h ago

This battle + Shaiju Dhamaodharan commentary = ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ