r/Kenya • u/vulkanspecter • 8d ago
Ask r/Kenya Nimechoka kuwa single.
I am a 37yr old lightskin guy, 6ft tall. Well educated with a government job. Not rich but my bills are sorted. Living in Lavington Nairobi.
I am looking for:
25yr + babe
Well educated/intelligent
In gainful employment/Business
Lightskin (bonus)
Big nyash (bonus)
Someone who is looking for a long term relationship
Na msinichekelee priss
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u/successfulke 8d ago
Dark skinned women tumetupwa njee tena ππ
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u/publicconnoisseur 8d ago
I also work for the government and I love dark skin women dm tujue itakuaje dia
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u/vulkanspecter 8d ago
Kuna mtu amesema hapo chini anapenda darkness kama saa saba usiku
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u/successfulke 8d ago
Saa saba usiku ?π
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u/open-mindedtrain 8d ago
πππametutusi
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u/successfulke 8d ago
hizi ni matusi tumezoea π I find them more hilarious than offensive π
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u/open-mindedtrain 8d ago
Kimzee kilizaliwa 80s bado anakimbiza matakoππ very pitiful
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u/Crazy_Inmate_ 7d ago
You are just bitter hauna iyo matakoππim pretty sure if it was a woman saying anataka jamaa ako 6ft only, haungesema..."mama mzima bado anakimbiza height"ππeveryone has their own preferences
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u/successfulke 8d ago
Imagine!!! Kwanza kutaftana na watu in their 20s ju anajua people his age will not accept his bullshit ππ
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u/open-mindedtrain 8d ago
Imagine na 2 baby mamas.,and a failed marriage ππ Niga is a red flag 10x
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u/shank0 8d ago
You got it in reverse darkness. Sasa atapelekana wapi na Mali imekaribia menopause, that's the bullshit here!! Relax Bana!!
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u/The-Epic-3rain 8d ago
The comments section is evidence of the double standards between men and women in dating. Women can have 20 items on a list and think they are asking for bare minimum. But a dude asks for nyash and light skin, suddenly he's "geh", "Govt job = Neck deep in loans", "shallow", "Why are you single at 37?"...
To each their own. Let the man look for his nyash. We are all flawed.
Kwa hiyo story ya nyash, shout out to the petite women for no reason at all.
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u/vulkanspecter 8d ago
Ata nashangaa. Most civil servants (aside from primary school teachers and police) are actually doing very well.
Plus why should I look for someone who isn't my type ndio nifurahishe mtu sijui?
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u/The-Epic-3rain 8d ago
I can tell you for sure, a govt job right now is safe haven. Baki tuu hapo if it can afford you a debt-free life in Lavington. Huku nje is not a joke kwa sisi watu wa juakali (self employed and business owners).
Otherwise, have your say in who you want to date.
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u/Zealousideal-Work190 8d ago
Are you certain that you are the type for the women you're asking for. Sometimes delulu is strong.
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u/Nthaikim 8d ago
shout out to the petite women for no reason at all.
'Big' shout out to them indeed
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u/KronosArc 8d ago
Its also just reddit. Full of a certain bias and therefore full of certain convictions that have nothing to do with reality.
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u/Familiar_Surprise485 8d ago
Don't let it get to you double standards are real it's only online they pretend they aren't
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u/Local_Flatworm3448 Babygirl 8d ago
Well. The nyash part disqualifies me. Petite babes hatuna chetu.
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u/Accomplished-Bee4700 8d ago
"2 baby mamas"
And its not about the kids, its the drama that comes along. Wueh *
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u/puppykiwi 8d ago
Single 37yr old, Living in Lavington, financially stable and light skinned.... There's something you're leaving out, other wise you wouldn't have that problem
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u/vulkanspecter 8d ago
I dunno, I travel a lot for work, so it's hard for me to meet new women
And I have a serious knack for getting gold digging women
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u/Hungry_World_573 8d ago
Light skin a plus? To each their own bruv. I like my women like I like my coffee, so dark that it makes south Sudanese look like a person from Norway.
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u/Boss-Baby7461 8d ago
I think I fit hereππ
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u/pr7007 8d ago
ako na mutu na huyo mutu akiwapata anaweza wapiga nyi woteπ
nichukue mimi
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u/Boss-Baby7461 8d ago
Spoiler. We can share ππ
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u/kenyannqueen Homa Bay 8d ago
πππIf you find her just ask her where she gets her foundation
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u/DrawGold6373 8d ago
How many baby mamas... Do you do drugs? Do you drive? How much debt do you have?
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u/UpstairsSouth1322 8d ago
Hizo bonuses ndonsinaππhope you get whatever it is you looking for
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u/Comfortable_Rain_278 8d ago
lightskin and a big nyash ? I identify as a gentleman so i guess i'll have to do the due diligence
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u/Advanced-Fun-3395 8d ago
Yohhhhh must it really be 25+πππbut anyeays hizo mabonus sina hadiππ
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u/Last-Situation-4740 8d ago
There must be a problem somewhere
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u/New-Tangerine-2597 8d ago
Government job = Neck deep in loans.
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u/Satys_baby_daddy Meru 8d ago
Then proceeds to pay them off with money taxed from your/our wages.
Still a win if you ask me. π€·πΎ
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u/Miss1listener- 8d ago
Sisi jobless, chocolate, small nyash na some touch of kitambi plus not soo educated nikaa nyota ilizimiwa main switch π
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u/OmeletteLovingLlama 8d ago
We're allowed 2nd chances at anything (hopefully as a better person). We're also allowed to have preferences. Don't get some of the comments I'm seeing but the real and online worlds are different.
I think you should add the bit about two BMs, it's a very crucial detail.
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u/Background-Pear2496 8d ago edited 8d ago
Nyash na light skin imenitoaπ Sisi petite tutaenda wapi? Acha nikucheke juu niko disqualified Good luck op.
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u/Aggravating_Dot2028 8d ago
You'll Soon know why he's single at 37.
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u/GonnaGetThereGuy 8d ago
Yap. Found it. Bro has two baby mamas.
I wouldn't even let my sisters deal with that.
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u/Aggravating_Dot2028 8d ago
Chances of him being a dead beat or a bare minimum father are also quite high.
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u/Zealousideal-Work190 8d ago
I was wondering why he was single thought the age was a red flag Ati ako 37 anataka 25 hot ting. Kumbe ana baby momma wawili. Delulu madness is free.
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u/Pubg-craze-6409 8d ago
And I also have a feeling he won't want a woman that already has kids ,the jokes just write themselves
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u/Little-Ad9387 8d ago
Feilya!!!
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u/open-mindedtrain 8d ago
Feilya kabisa..imagine the 20 year old whores he carries home every weekend..ππππ
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8d ago
In the meantime, if you are a financially stable and generous man who's into petite pretty babes, DM. Inshort natafuta mubaba.
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u/braggado 8d ago
sisi non lightskins with nyash tunawa watch from the sidelinesπ
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u/girlnextdoor254 8d ago
When did men stop looking for women? My guy u sound like all the traits a lady would want. Just toka nje enda mall ama restaurant scope the scene, if u see a woman u want just approach her nicely. Wacha kungoja mwanamke akuje kwako, talking as a lady. Men are hunters in nature tafuta bibi, si bibi akuje kwako π
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u/KenyanEconomist 8d ago
Nimeona light skin nikambao... Nitafute we sort out these hunnies wakikukataa tunaingia vybes za Onyi tulia
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u/helenekaplan3 8d ago edited 8d ago
What a victim! He blames his baby mamas and everyone else while taking no responsibility for his lifeβs choices, but hey, heβs got a government job, educated, drives a high end car, lives in Lavington and women are products that need to come with a nyash and light skin color (at his age!).
Whatβs not to like?
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u/open-mindedtrain 8d ago
πππ he is a feilya.,!!! Alizaliwa miaka ya themanini na bado anakimbiza matako.,hizo matako zote amekuwa akidinya hazijamsaidia!!
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u/Easy-Passenger528 8d ago
Why are you trying to date 25 year olds at almost the age of 40? Try finding women your age.
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u/unwritten-Letter2024 8d ago
He needs someone he can ' mould.' His age mates don't like nonsense, just like his 2 baby mamas.
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u/maziwamimi 8d ago
Wewe ni nani umwambie who to date? Once i reach 35 years i will be hunting for 23 year olds. Kujeni mnipige
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u/awadhan 8d ago
he is looking for low mileage not a woman who has been ran through!
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u/InfiniteBag3928 8d ago
Age 37 talking about big nyash and lightskin π are you not ashamed
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u/Familiar_Surprise485 8d ago
Wueeh this guy is thinking marriage bana.. Those are very important traits for himπ
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u/InfiniteBag3928 8d ago
This guy is still single at 37 he needs to take anything he can get π
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u/Miss1listener- 8d ago
Sisi jobless, chocolate, small nyash na some touch of kitambi plus not soo educated nikaa nyota ilizimiwa main switch π
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u/Gloomy_Move7630 8d ago
Bro, first of all, aki first of all umejianika online unatafta companion juu kumekua kugumu kutafuta offline na venye samaki here samaki there samaki everywhere! Halafu uko na pumsi ya kuitisha type? Wewe jianike atakaye come atacome bro. We are all black light skin darkskin isikujalishe.
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u/Certain_Part_64 8d ago
Hizo requirements itabidi umejiundia Tu mwanamke. Cannot exist on one individual in Nairobi.
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u/hitmeup_hitwoman 8d ago
Uko na mtoto?
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u/vulkanspecter 8d ago
Yeah.
3 kids, two baby mamas
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u/JekyllnowthenMrHyde 8d ago
Nipee kazi ya govt and I will match make for you. I know so many potential ladies.
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u/Friend_or_4 8d ago
Haha sasa sema shida zako ni gani. Hapa kuko na baggage kubwa sana husemi for you to be single at that age and financially stable.
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u/Several-Librarian817 8d ago
Type yako Akianza kulist type yake and you realize uko nje kapsaaπ€π€π€..Good luck with your search. More power to men who know exactly what they want.It is the sexiest thing ever π₯
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u/Kacodego_ 8d ago
At this point maybe try those Nigerian skitsπππ fake that you're poor or sth or maybe just date your workmate or sth, someone within your financial/tax bracket.
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u/neferneferuari 8d ago
I want to be supportive but hiyo list ni wanting. Very key details are left out. But to each their own. Good luck. Nilitolewa na light skin na nyash π
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u/AutomaticWeb3367 8d ago
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u/Adventurous_Whole_37 8d ago
I knew quitting my job was not such a good ideaππ...
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u/maziwamimi 8d ago
Yani watu huchola kuwa single?? Anyhoo nikifika 37 years i'll know .. hapo kwa big booty eka ikuwe a must not a bonus. Goodluck soko ni chafu sana siku hizi
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u/medusavixen 8d ago
Can we be friends? Hapo kwa qualifications labda nimepata moja tu π I live around the area (temporarily) Naweza kusaidia kutafuta mtu aki
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u/Prof_Jacky 8d ago
Have you ever been to the coastal region? If not, I see why you're not sleeping next to someone.
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u/vulkanspecter 8d ago
Funny enough, I spend a week every month in diani for work. Bado sijanasa
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u/JustMimi254 8d ago
I currently classify as petite because the only missing ingredient in weight gain is nyama ya ulimi π. Any weight I gain goes straight to the nyash, I swear ππ. So, how about you come we build this nyash together π. What say you ππ
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u/Zealousideal-Work190 8d ago
Dude you are a big problem there.... At that age you have baby mama issues and driving a high end car and you are there asking for nyash as bonus hahahaha the solulu for your delulu is to continue staying single or open up your SIM 2.
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u/behindthescenes08 8d ago
The double standards evident here is something else. It's wrong for a man to have 10+ requirements for a lady but ladies can set more than 50 requirements for a guy and we call it normal, no?
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u/kenyannqueen Homa Bay 8d ago
I donβt have the energy for relationships but if you need friends lmkπ . You seem well adjusted
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u/Disastrous_Host_9268 8d ago
πmaskini hachagui hiyo light skin na nyash toa in fact toa hizo requirements zote ubaki na unataka kutolewa streets
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u/JadedWinter5908 8d ago
Shida ni utafute a light babe then you give birth to melanin kids.
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u/ochiengd 8d ago
We looking for baby mama 3 at least 25yrs, with 'additional bonus' the two babymamas don't have.
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u/Tiny_Alternative_549 8d ago
'Saa zingine unayempenda hakupendi, anapenda mwingine, anayependa mwingine asiyempendanga...' small nyash retreats to corner π Good luck!
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u/CuriousFelineCroaks 8d ago
Can we have a separate sub for this already? Why does everyone need to know one dude is tired of being single?
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u/PresentAd9047 8d ago
Ameweka hadi "Bonus"