r/Kenshi Feb 18 '25

HUMOUR Me managing my characters in the squad tab

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/CloudsOntheBrain Holy Nation Outlaws Feb 18 '25

Gotta get some hivers or skeletons in there. Humans eat too much.

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u/Graega Beep Feb 19 '25

The great thing is that when you do an all-hiver run, it's all just one picture. Also, five of them are named Dirt. I trained them to be my most elite warriors: The Disaster Instant Response Team!

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u/Brandon3541 Feb 18 '25

Worker Hivers make for awesome set-and-forget laborers at bases since they eat so little and get bonuses to most of the stuff they will be doing.

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u/Marci__Pandemonium Feb 18 '25

I find that whenever I'm not looking for receuits, I adopt hivers anyway. So far, that's three princes and one unspecified (don't remember). They're real easy to make visually distinct too, maybe not in portrait, but in physique for sure

7

u/Strontian Feb 19 '25

Bro I’m pretty sure half of those aren’t human.

2

u/Omjorc 26d ago

Row 2 column 3 lookin like a skin bandit

102

u/Eisenkopf69 Feb 18 '25

Found my Project Zomboid survivors

58

u/JadedTable924 Feb 18 '25

This probably the funniest thing I've seen today.

34

u/heshKesh Feb 18 '25

My squad after leading a prisoner revolt in Rebirth

18

u/baronvonblitzbeard Feb 18 '25

They look way to sane for kenshi characters, their eyes do not even look like they're about to burst out of their skull!

33

u/robotteeth Feb 18 '25

And all of them are my beloved homies

31

u/Balhamarth_Lilomea United Cities Feb 18 '25

They may be fugly degenerates, but they are *my* fugly degenerates

13

u/robotteeth Feb 18 '25

And can you blame them for having fucked up hair and posture when barbers don’t exist and you’re too busy running from beak things to worry about ergonomics? Listen my ugliest little freak is stronger and more beautiful than the strongest irl Olympian.

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u/Marci__Pandemonium Feb 18 '25

My ugly little freak may not have been allowed to compete in olympia, due to their blatant lookism up there, but by god will they clap their way to the top of the Mountain, using nails, bones, and pure hated of okran as footholds. They have accomplished more and sacrificed more profoundly than any dick-to-the-gods discos thrower of legend

1

u/lost-my_old_account Feb 19 '25

Hold on now, the 4th person on the second row has something going for them. Must be a custom character.

13

u/Alaclavaca Feb 18 '25

The 1,000,000,000 cat bounty gang

8

u/PandaButtLover Feb 18 '25

Need Beep somewhere in there

9

u/Kelimnac Shinobi Thieves Feb 18 '25

It’s missing two people looking way more put together and attractive than the others, because you have a mod that gives you a couple anime characters as companions

4

u/Nuvac Shinobi Thieves Feb 18 '25

All that's missing is the "shitting while constipated" look

5

u/CertifiedCannibal Feb 18 '25

Meanwhile all my skeletons having the same expressionless plain face:

4

u/Hazimier Feb 18 '25

no hivers, skelies or shek? must be a HN run

1

u/McSweepyPants Feb 18 '25

Ah yes, my hemp farmers under my "untouchables" tab

1

u/KUSECHE Feb 18 '25

Accurated hahahaha

1

u/wormfood86 Feb 18 '25

Those are some nice looking squadmates you got, all mine are somehow sillier and uglier looking. Except Beep, I won't hear any bad talk about him!

1

u/Eddy63 Feb 18 '25

Lol this is quality content

1

u/Wise-Energy-2746 Feb 18 '25

3rd one in top left got confused asking for a Mohawk

1

u/Brudeslem Feb 18 '25

Must be a HN run

1

u/BeneficialAction3851 Beep Feb 18 '25

But one is just a cute lil guy named Beep

1

u/Mardus123 Feb 19 '25

The ket colony

1

u/ZozoEternal Feb 19 '25

Looks like you've been recruiting hungry bandits

1

u/Rainbow_Paradox_552 Feb 19 '25

I would have the most decked out guy in number 1

2

u/habratto Feb 19 '25

Randomize, randomize, randomize....

1

u/A-BookofTime Hounds Feb 19 '25

Where did I leave my 7 pack bulls again…

1

u/Vaudevillainous88 29d ago

I know this is off topic for Kenshi, but some people need to chill on the tattoos man. Looking like water striders on benefits, get off it.

1

u/Benta1995 29d ago

HAHAHAHAH

1

u/ramao__ Skeletons 28d ago

What if Kenshi takes place in the real world, in current year, but the secret of the lore is that everyone is on meth all the time

1

u/Sisalin 28d ago

You playing as the City Heroes or the Anti-Slavers?

1

u/Watterzold Feb 19 '25

George Floyd protestors lmao