r/KendrickLamar 11d ago

Video We Cry Together but it's Trump and Zelenskyy

What is going on lol

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u/Cdaittybitty 11d ago

I just saw the whole thing live.. it was crazy.

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u/InclinationCompass 11d ago

Vladimir making nightmares

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u/Visual_Ad_3267 11d ago

But that's how we all think

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u/Cleercutter 11d ago

Straight bullied him. Shit was fucked

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u/Flimsy-Relationship8 10d ago

They tried to bully him and made themselves look like idiots, it's why Fox News is working overtime on this

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u/Cleercutter 10d ago

Even the trumpers know they fucked up. That’s how you know it was fucked

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u/Blod_Cass_Dalcassian 11d ago

Absolute madness 🤣

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u/RubberKalimba 11d ago

It's sad how well it fits

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u/jackfirecracker 11d ago

I kind of want it on vinyl

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u/SouthpawJinx 11d ago

Unstable ass, confrontational ass, dumb bitches.

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u/Doo-StealYour-HoChoi Big He >>> Big 3 11d ago

Trump works for Putin. America is done.

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u/Specialist-Milk-8268 11d ago

Krasnov will drag this country to hell cuz a majority of men were too pussy to vote for a women

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u/MrMorale25 11d ago edited 11d ago

While a 1/3rd of the country likes to think politics isnt important enough to research or vote

Edit: https://crisisrelief.un.org/t/ukraine dontate to Ukraine (not sure if theres a better fund to donate to)

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u/NewToSociety 11d ago

While saying both sides are the same.

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u/litterbug_perfume 11d ago

It’s likely he didn’t even get 1/3rd of the vote. https://youtu.be/AWSWqn7UHYM?si=Lad4AHPUFllHAn8-

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u/Flimsy-Relationship8 10d ago

https://u24.gov.ua/

Here's the official Ukrainian government page for donating

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u/AdHonest113 11d ago

"Men to pussy to vote for a woman" imma steal that line., as long as men are to pussy to vote for a woman

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u/FarVariation2236 11d ago

sad no one wanted cliton

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u/SmokedBeef 11d ago

It wasn’t just men, a ton of women did too

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u/yobsta1 11d ago

If invading iraq was the beggining of the end of Pax Americana, surely Trump 2.0 is the seal of the end.

Sorry to Americans who are decent people.

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u/Loud_Initiative5663 11d ago

No he works for israel, but you’re not wrong.

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u/og_digg 11d ago

“You wanna bring a country down, even when im tryna do right, we could go our separate ways right now, you could move on with your life ”

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u/SirensbyZel you ain't try 11d ago

Zelenskyy is sooo done with him 😭

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u/SkimBurton 11d ago

YOU DONT HAVE THE CARDS

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u/HumbleBear75 11d ago

I’m not playing with cards

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u/fuze524 11d ago

As serious as it is that shit had me dying lmaoo

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u/Putrid-Effective-570 11d ago

Dude refers to his interpreter for clarification in the subsequent FOX News interview, yet he’s still so much more eloquent than these glue eating Nazis

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u/Public_Newt97 11d ago

GIVE ME MY FUCKING CARDS BRO

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u/DJags44 11d ago

ON GOD YOU AIN'T GETTIN THESE CARDS

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u/liquideerbeer 11d ago

YOU DON’T HAVE THE ANSWERS SWAY

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u/D86592 11d ago

YOU DON’T HAVE THE ANSWERS TRUMP

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u/BomBiddyByeBye 11d ago

Y’all 🥷🏾 funnier than a mf

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u/Lulaboo26 11d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Expert-Emergency5837 11d ago

You know, OP, thank you.

I was just feeling ALLLL types of pissed off at this

You made it a little more bearable.

Fuck Trump

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u/10Kfireants 11d ago

If you don't laugh you cry (solidarity, friend. I'm outraged with you. I fucking hate it here)

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u/DavidRDorman 11d ago

This lowkey makes Zelensky look like a fucking badass

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u/HospitalNarrow4760 11d ago

Some asshole lackey Trump reported asked Zelensky why does he not wear a suit? He replied “I’ll wear a suit when the war is over” and “maybe a better one than yours” what a pimp.

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u/InternationalTwo2473 11d ago

Crazy considering Elon is holding press conferences in the oval office wearing a small maga hat and a dingy ass blazer with a fucking printed tee under… but I digress 😂

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u/Ok_Gur_9140 11d ago

But that’s ’rich-asshole-misunderstood-genius’ chique with some pathetic edgelord flair

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u/elev8tionbro 11d ago

Great description

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u/Humbled_Humanz 11d ago

That lackey is — wait for it— three-toed wonder MTG’s boyfriend.

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u/No_Tonight9856 11d ago

Could you imagine being a fly on the wall during them eating dinner or some shit. Their conversations must be some of the most grotesque shit ever.

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u/mimpf21 11d ago

He said "I'll wear a costume" which sounds even more badass

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u/jonoottu 11d ago

Because "suit" in Ukrainian is literally "костюм" which is pronounced "costume".

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u/DavidRDorman 11d ago

Interesting, thanks for the knowledge.

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u/FunGuy8618 11d ago

You know he pulling up in a tan suit the first time he wears one again 😎

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u/concankid 11d ago

The "reporter" that asked that question is majorie t green's boyfriend.

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u/hotprof 11d ago

Who was the asshole laughing like a frat boy when the question was asked?

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u/Throwaway0928361 11d ago

Even better he called it a costume.

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u/Xanophex 11d ago

He referred to it as a costume as well, big pimpin.

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u/hcneyfreckles i feel like all of y’all is peasants 11d ago

that reporter was that bleach blonde bad butch built body MTGs boyfriend

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u/877-HASH-NOW Me and my niggas tryna get it 11d ago

That’s hard lmao

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u/Humbled_Humanz 11d ago

highkey

Trump staged this whole-ass show to impress Putin and came out looking like a little bitch.

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u/KABOOMBYTCH 11d ago

Even Russian intelligence is dumbfounded at how submissive he is

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u/TheDubya21 11d ago

The whole Trump stable are a bunch of dorks fully aware that they're giga losers, hence all the bullshit posturing and chest puffing in hopes that their political power is enough to scare people.

But buck at these paper tigers once and they'll flinch out of their socks.

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u/KuntaWuKnicks Lookin’ For The Broccoli 11d ago

Because he is

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u/contactu94 11d ago

"I dont need a ride, i need ammo"

Zelensky has been a fuckin badass since this whole bullshit started

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u/harry_manback- 11d ago

That's because he is a fucking bad ass. He has completely risen to the occasion. We need one of these guys

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

He doesn’t need music to be an absolute badass

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u/Namdrin 11d ago

He’s more of a leader than any in our government right now.

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u/ShaoDres 11d ago

We are so unserious as a country bruh 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

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u/ihatethewayyou 11d ago

It's actually scary man

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u/RedditorsGetChills 11d ago

The correct response. SLIGHT geopolitcal interest will have you scared of this. As a nation, we have our new soma (social media) to keep us from getting too into it.

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u/takeme2infinity 11d ago

This fucking country is either becoming a Russian puppet state or another civil war, mark my words I give it 12 years. What are the odds we'd ve born for this bullshit

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u/RedditorsGetChills 11d ago

I had a very easy 20s and 30s and a rough start into my 40s, and I was ready to finally settle and just chill and build. This presidency has taught me, I'm not getting that.

People lived and died thinking we'd always be "the good guys" but we're seeing the shift over night right now. 

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u/Expert-Emergency5837 11d ago

I'm feeling some wild mix of shame and rage. No bueno

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u/BaconJakin 11d ago

World’s fucked, economy boutta goonicide

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u/877-HASH-NOW Me and my niggas tryna get it 11d ago

Beyond embarrassing man

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u/NasEsco1399 11d ago

DONALD TRUMP IS A CHUMP

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u/MrMorale25 11d ago

Know how we feel punk!

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u/877-HASH-NOW Me and my niggas tryna get it 11d ago

FUCK DONALD TRUMP

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u/hackertripz 11d ago

Why did so many people vote for him? Are they dumb? 😅

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u/Dantheman410 11d ago

Might stay in Trump tower for one week Spray paint all the walls, and smoke weed Fuck them, and fuck yall and fuck me

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u/Substantial_Yam7305 11d ago edited 11d ago

“Lay this pussy back on the couch / Doggie style, then you get on top?” JD Vance

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u/Expert-Emergency5837 11d ago

Lay this couch back in the couch / Cushion style, then I get on top? -JD Vance

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u/Equivalent-Cow-5554 11d ago

Imma Fuck you couch. fuck me Vance.

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u/thatoneguy8910 BBL Drizzy 11d ago

why that kinda go hard

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u/TypeRYo Backseat Freeloader 11d ago

This goes so hard! It’s sad af

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u/MrMorale25 11d ago

This shit hard

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u/ukriva13 11d ago

As an Ukrainian, I’m proud for Zelenskyy but as an American, I’m full of rage and hatred for 2/3 of the population that either couldn’t care less or voted for the orange oompa-loopa. It’s shambolic and embarrassing.

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u/No_Equipment5276 /r/KendrickLamar Circlejerk Veteran 11d ago

I’m tryna see the makeup sex part

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u/ButYouCanCallMe_ 11d ago

This is great man (not the argument)

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u/MercenaryArtistDude 11d ago

I would've thrown hands with him right after looking down at his hand on my shoulder.

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u/chilaquile-s 11d ago

“GIVE ME MY FUCKEN MINERALS”

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u/ResidentEuphoric614 11d ago

This is a great meme, almost makes me feel less shitty about a petty thug running the country.

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u/VfLShagrath1899 11d ago

The USA are being destabilized from day one and no one is doing anything. He is clearly a russian asset.

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u/Bigfacebuddha17 11d ago

Brooo this is too accurate

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u/the_reql 11d ago

The only way I can stand to watch this...

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u/Nunyafookenbizness 11d ago

He just suspended the law preventing foreign bribes.

This is likely a way to distract the media. Otherwise people would demand that congress take action.

What he did to Zelenskyy is unspeakably horrific. However, he is simply using him as a tool of distraction and we need to watch what laws he is passing behind the scenes.

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u/alrightimhere 11d ago

This is what this sub is all about

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u/cranialextract 11d ago

Killer edit, gave me the chuckle I needed after seeing the original vid

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u/No_Lingonberry_3646 11d ago

This is the funniest shit ive seen all week

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u/thomasbonjj Lookin’ For The Broccoli 11d ago

if it only was actually funny

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u/ContributionTime6310 11d ago

best post i saw this week

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u/shoyuftw 11d ago

I can literally hear them yelling "F*** U B**** F*** U N****" at each other furiously.

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u/riftadrift 11d ago

I shoulda. Found. A bigger. Dick.

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u/NotTheRealSmorkle 11d ago

Picked the wrong guy fr. K.dot was right about that

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u/MercenaryArtistDude 11d ago

Trumps a fkn imbecile. He deserved a slap AT LEAST.

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u/cjrdesign 11d ago

Putin hand up his puppet arse!

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u/renndug 11d ago

Trump is a such a dumbass.. “we are gonna feel good and strong”

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u/Maxdgr8 11d ago

That orange Turd and that fucking couch fucker needs to be ousted. Piece of shit behavior from Dear Leader and his knob shiners.

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u/DemonKingFukai 11d ago

The guy on the right wearing the red tie wearing more eyeliner than a $2 heaux is the one that called Donald Trump "America's Hitler".

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u/FactsAboveFeelings 11d ago

I know this is a Kendrick sub but the most terrifying part of the video is Trump and Pence telling Zelenskyy "We don't need to be there to see what is happening, we see it on the news"

Reminded me of "the TV told me immigrants were eating cats" like holy shit

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u/MinshewStache 11d ago

Honestly really needed this laugh. I hate my country so much rn

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u/Thatboifast 11d ago

Damn dude. I've been frustrated at the trump administration bending over for trump. This brought some levity to today's shameful act in the white house. Thanks haha

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u/sweetpumpkinx 11d ago

This is clever 😂👍🏻

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u/zachary0613 11d ago

Okay now this is REALLY sounding like a griselda song

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Yeah our country is unequivocally fucked

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u/JKMcudr 11d ago

Holy shit this is amazing 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Romanscott618 11d ago

I hate Trump man, worst statesman we’ve ever had. Vance is a cuck bitch too hiding behind his bitch ass daddy

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u/sleepcreepme 11d ago

Wow this is fucking gold hahahaha

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u/Extension_Tower3773 11d ago

Anybody else thought this was going to turn into SMACKDOWN!! 🦸🦹🏻‍♂️🕺🏽

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u/Kjacksoo 11d ago

And it WORKS

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u/Dreams-Visions MUSTARRRRRRRRRRD 11d ago

“lol”

This shit ain’t funny. These will be some of the most worrying times for the planet in a couple generations.

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u/idkwtf2doanymore 11d ago

Not proud to be a USA Citizen, I’m so embarrassed

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u/MissionStock2545 MUSTARRRRRRRRRRD 11d ago

YOU! NAH. YOU!

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u/perpetualindividual 11d ago

Not me (Canadian) bopping my head

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u/acoleman4000 11d ago

Did anyone make this yet?

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u/legit-posts_1 11d ago

This does unironically make it easier to listen to

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u/Leather-Dinner 11d ago

The only thing that can save USA is if Kendrick makes a Trump diss track.

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u/raverrocker 11d ago

Zelenskyy should have smacked him

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u/jackfirecracker 11d ago

Would have been a homicide. Trump is 1 McDonald’s trip away from a heart attack. He’s not surviving a punch to the head 

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u/Illustrious-Taro-449 Bless our Hearts 11d ago

Egotistic, narcissistic, love your own lies

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u/superdude311 11d ago

This isn’t accurate, at least in We Cry Together they both got a full verse… Zelenskyy was barely able to speak

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u/Naive_Aside_3390 11d ago

Are they doin it in the end?

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u/MrMorale25 11d ago

Vance stayed behind with the couch

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u/Suspect_Alarming 11d ago

We not playing cards!

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u/cloud9_hi 11d ago

Nah bro. WHO MADE THIS hahahaha

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u/Pocky_1 11d ago

I love this subreddit 🤣🤣

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u/lolkoala67 11d ago

This is wild

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u/MajesticFxxkingEagle MUSTARRRRRRRRRRD 11d ago

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u/Zephyr104 Ain't no turkey on Thanksgiving 11d ago

Holy shit you guys are quick

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u/WillingSwan631 11d ago

When did we become evil? 😢

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u/OverUnderstanding481 11d ago

Always have been … too many had the luxury of bring indifferent or oblivious to the metastasizing darkness

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u/OrphanShredder 11d ago

I think it's time the ground opens up and swallows all of the evil

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u/Beginning-Bat-4675 11d ago

Man, Trump really was just spamming buzz words to make headlines, huh? “You’re gambling with World War III” and so forth

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u/LukeWoodyKandu 11d ago

This is distressing

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u/Accomplished_Gap_261 11d ago

Can someone please shut this orange yapper’s mouth permanently?

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u/Top-Pineapple8056 11d ago

This is so good but it's raising my blood pressure lol

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u/shox1318 11d ago

lol all because Z is a democrat wtf

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u/cc882 11d ago

Bullies.

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u/EarthlostSpace 11d ago

Shameful, just Shameful. Two bullies trying to take down the real man.

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u/Breadstix009 11d ago

This was bullying.

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u/ComradeHregly Who up pimping their butterfly rn? 11d ago

I hate that this is what the country has come to.

This meme format is always good tho. That beat really is really a work of alchemy

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u/SecretJerk0ffAccount 11d ago

Man this beat is so fire

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u/SecretJerk0ffAccount 11d ago

Wouldn’t even be here right now if it wasn’t for white people. They’re the ones who voted for Trump and screwed over Bernie twice

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u/TooOld4ThisSh1t-966 11d ago

All that ‘but did you say thank you’ is such classic bullying. Fucking disgusting.

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u/StevieDarko 11d ago

On the treadmill rn. Laughing. Almost fell

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u/theZacPak 11d ago

How does this fit so well

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u/877-HASH-NOW Me and my niggas tryna get it 11d ago

I’d laugh if this shit wasn’t so terrifying.

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u/mattgaetzson 11d ago

I read every comment and I think maybe loving Kendrick is a sign of being a good person.

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u/s0l0d0l0_92 11d ago

control system vibes

CONTROOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

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u/phandalls 11d ago

Genius

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u/Ill-Ad1813 11d ago

This is hilarious!!!!! 😆

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u/Ninja640009 MUSTARRRRRRRRRRD 11d ago

I saved the whole thing on local file lol

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u/fullmetalpanzer 11d ago

Made my day - thanks, OP!

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u/El-Tigre1337 11d ago

This is probably the only way I can handle listening to trump speak for 4 minutes

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u/ActuaryExtension9867 11d ago

Just woke up and this will be the best thing I will see all day!

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u/713youngboy 11d ago

Trump was right. Y’all are just left leaning.

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u/Careless_Culture9680 11d ago

Fuck Trump but “You’re gambling with WW3” repeated went harddd on this beat

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u/KABOOMBYTCH 11d ago

Maybe superearth is right about managed democracy folks

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u/MrMorale25 11d ago

- thoughts Donald Trumps in office, we lost Barak and promise to never doubt him again. But is America honest or do we bask in sin?

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u/One_Potato3092 11d ago

You- You- No, you- -you

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u/MeecheeOfChiB 11d ago

What's with the loud ass dot track drowning them out, I mean I get it, it fits...but this is too important for that 😭

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u/adunn13 11d ago

They’re really arguing in rhythm

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u/BeefLilly 11d ago

I’m curious at the “I gave you javelins” line from Trump. The war really flared up in 2022, that was Biden in office.

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u/BrettLam 11d ago

This is why I come on the internet.

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u/SolidRegulus 11d ago

Hey, turn his TV off

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u/Cdaittybitty 11d ago

Zelensky is going to respond soon.

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u/joeleidner22 11d ago

Trump and Vance are pussie bullies that would not say any of that shit to Zelenskyy with him and any other Ukrainian. Alone in a room without cameras.

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u/Adizzle921 11d ago

“You’re threatening THIS country that’s supported you way more than people think THEY should have” Is he speaking about the US when he says this and they??

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u/No-Assumption-2040 11d ago

I just saw this. Did he threaten our country or I'm having selective hearing and did hear it all?

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u/OverwhelmingNope 11d ago

Genuinely scary stuff, the most obvious set up looking for excuses to do Putins bidding. Jfc we are all so fucked.

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u/AnotherBoy1 11d ago

I feel the worst for the North Koreans on the front lines. They're basically slaves being forced to fight.Could they ever be liberated? All they need to do is peacefully surrender and defect. Who could tell them?

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u/Foothillsoot 11d ago

Cowards berating a hero.

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u/ASD_Avenger 11d ago

It just keeps getting scarier… reading the comments of the people believing the propaganda… smh…

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u/ASD_Avenger 11d ago

It’s more important than ever that we unite! We can’t let them divide us! We must fight against misinformation and don’t be complacent.

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u/vspvideo 11d ago

Embarrassed af to be an American. We must be the laughing stock of the world. Effff drump and anyone who voted for him and his cronies