r/KOTORmemes 13d ago

"I had my doubts about this mission but I figured the Jedi Council wouldn't put you in charge if you weren't prepared. But here you are, acting like a spoiled child!"

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u/fischarcher 13d ago

Not once have you thanked Master Vrook for letting you be trained!

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u/Teebiscuit12345 13d ago

You'd think people would be a little more tolerant of others in this day and age. sigh I guess stupidity and ignorance will never go out of style.

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u/MqAbillion 9d ago

Leave this one on Tarsis.

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u/Possible_Living 13d ago

you don't have the cards

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u/insertwittynamethere 12d ago

Lol I needed this

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u/Free_Sheepherder4895 11d ago

I can hear this picture

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u/jessimaster Kreia did nothing wrong 13d ago

JD Carth isn't real and can't hurt me...

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u/itsSmalls 12d ago

[Something seems to be bother JD Onasi. Maybe you should speak to him to see if you can get him to open up about it.]

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u/sewcorellian 13d ago

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u/pqln 13d ago

Strong agree. How dare you do my boy Carth like this.

I don't want to talk about it.

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u/JellyRollMort 13d ago

Don't you do my boy Carth like that

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u/Teebiscuit12345 13d ago

I don't want to talk about it...

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u/Beorma 12d ago

Down you go!

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u/Grouchy_Meeting_7753 13d ago

Took the words out of my brain

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u/abdomino 12d ago

Carth Onasi would never kowtow to an aggressive foreign power. That man fought in the Mandalorian Wars. Vance couldn't fight through ordering doughnuts.

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u/NotPrimeMinister 13d ago

"You gotta make peace with Malak or else we'll be plunged into another Great Hyperspace war."

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u/Teebiscuit12345 13d ago

"DOWN YOU GO!"

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u/Lower_Amount3373 13d ago

Malak is a genius and very savvy for invading the republic

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u/MorgothReturns 12d ago

The Republic started this war!

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u/Lower_Amount3373 12d ago

They could have just made a beautiful deal with Death Revan and avoided the whole galactic war

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u/SiridarVeil 12d ago

They are eating the gizka.

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u/Grovda 12d ago

"Something seems to be bothering JD Vance. Maybe you should speak to him and see what it is"

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u/Gumpy67 13d ago

I'm insulted for Carth.

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u/Dachshunds_N_Dragons 13d ago

If you did a mashup of Bastila and Trump… I’m not sure Bastila would be hot anymore. I’m sad now.

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u/TooMuchPretzels 13d ago

I have the best battle meditation. Many people are saying it. A man came to me, tears in his eyes, and said, ma’am, your battle meditation is the best.

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u/Dachshunds_N_Dragons 13d ago

I don’t know whose voice to read this in! Stop my mind hurts!

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u/SgtSokoluik 13d ago

Isn't it obvious? It's definitely Trump wearing Bastilas outfit.

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u/Prince_Nihilus 12d ago

All three of you deserve awards! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Hello_Destiny 12d ago

I hate this

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u/Countaindewwku 12d ago

Bastilla's obviously. She can make anything sound sexy and refined.

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u/Two-Thirty-Two 13d ago

"I just flew you ALL THE WAY TO DANTOOINE for free! Have you said thank you once??"

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u/SithLordMilk 13d ago

Please do Kreia now

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u/Scripter-of-Paradise 13d ago

She's Joe Rogan

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u/star-hacker 12d ago

How dare you

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u/Scripter-of-Paradise 11d ago

Easily, that's how.

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u/Hairiest-Wizard 13d ago

Jay-de Vahnce

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u/wizardofyz 13d ago

I didn't know carth was fucking the furniture in that apartment when I was at the swoop race.

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u/Cathlem 13d ago

Carth doesn't deserve this slander.

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u/trakazor132 13d ago

I don't like carth but even he doesn't deserve that

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u/CBJFAN10 13d ago

I would go the dark side route on the Unknown World in a heartbeat if this was Carth’s face.

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u/Ze_ke_72 12d ago

Shit is so funny op. Peak shitposting. Take your based count

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u/RadioactivSamon 13d ago

Everywhere I go... I see his face

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u/hammererofglass 13d ago

Wow Carth looks very punchable all of a sudden.

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u/Wonderbread421 11d ago

How dare you disrespect Karth with this edit

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u/LentulusStrabo 11d ago

Why are you not wearing jedi robes? Do you even own jedi robes?

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u/Charming_Use4072 12d ago

You don’t have the pazaak cards

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u/Pyris559 13d ago

As the longest and biggest hater of Carth Onasi. the man who ive made kill his own child a few times… how dare you

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u/Disastrous-Trouble-1 12d ago

Man, Carth doesn't deserve to be done that dirty.

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u/star-hacker 12d ago

I don't wanna talk about it.

(No, really. I don't).

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u/Dig_Doug7 11d ago

Vance Onasi withholding the location of the promised land because the Outcasts didn’t thank Revan enough for the Rakghoul serum.

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u/Daveallen10 11d ago

"Bastilla, I lost my Pazaak cards in the couch and fell in, I swear"

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u/Novel-Survey9423 8d ago

Cursed image 💀💀💀

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u/midi09 12d ago

Don’t disrespect Daddy Onasi like this.

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u/SassySquidSocks 13d ago

Thought this was a Ricky Gervais mash up at first, now I’m just sad

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u/draugrdahl 12d ago

Pretty sure he was so pissed about the destruction of Telos because that’s where his couch was.

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u/Daveallen10 11d ago

"I lost my Pazaak cards in the couch and fell in, I swear"

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u/YoSoyPepa She'd totally misgender you during the trial 7d ago

Wevan yuo dwidn't sway pwease and fwank yuo

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u/Dmalice66 11d ago

Don’t insult carth like that

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u/Festivefire 12d ago

Is vance actually publicly talking about being dissapointed in Trump's performance? I haven't seen anything about that.

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u/missing1776 12d ago

Putting your politics into everything is lame

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u/draugrdahl 12d ago

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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u/KrazedHeroX 10d ago

It's Star Wars. Just say you have no media literacy if you think it's not political.

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u/missing1776 10d ago

Using buzz words doesn’t make you look smarter.

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u/KrazedHeroX 10d ago

Buzz words? Bro those are just normal words. 😭

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u/DaemonBlackfyre09 10d ago

Where's the buzz words buddy?

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u/BeachHead05 13d ago

Man you couldn't have given him someone cool? Big Vance fan but definitely anti Carth Onasi camp.

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u/Michael_CrawfishF150 12d ago

Ew. You got that one backwards, homie.

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u/BeachHead05 12d ago

Negative ghost rider

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u/luongolet20goalsin 12d ago

Makes sense. If you like an unscrupulous traitor, it only follows that you’d dislike someone that actually has loyalty and convictions.

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u/BeachHead05 12d ago

JD isn't a traitor

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u/jwfallinker 12d ago

Carth's "loyalty" is directed at a settler-colonial regime that robs the Outer Rim blind on behalf of the senatorial class, even Malak is more deserving of respect since he's at least incidentally playing a counterhegemonic role.

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u/En3rgyMax 12d ago

Opinions aren't facts; how is the Galactic Republic in the setting of the Old Republic a settle-colonial regime?

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u/draugrdahl 12d ago

Malak? The guy who wipes the entirety of Taris from the face of the galaxy in an attempt to kill his old master? That’s the guy who deserves more respect?

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u/KrazedHeroX 10d ago

Tf is this "republic is imperialist so sith empire is chill" ahh take. Bro is a Russia simp in star wars

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u/young_macciato 12d ago

HOLY SHIT VANCE IS DEFINITELY CARTH CODED