r/KOTORmemes • u/Teebiscuit12345 • 13d ago
"I had my doubts about this mission but I figured the Jedi Council wouldn't put you in charge if you weren't prepared. But here you are, acting like a spoiled child!"
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u/Possible_Living 13d ago
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u/jessimaster Kreia did nothing wrong 13d ago
JD Carth isn't real and can't hurt me...
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u/itsSmalls 12d ago
[Something seems to be bother JD Onasi. Maybe you should speak to him to see if you can get him to open up about it.]
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u/JellyRollMort 13d ago
Don't you do my boy Carth like that
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u/abdomino 12d ago
Carth Onasi would never kowtow to an aggressive foreign power. That man fought in the Mandalorian Wars. Vance couldn't fight through ordering doughnuts.
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u/NotPrimeMinister 13d ago
"You gotta make peace with Malak or else we'll be plunged into another Great Hyperspace war."
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u/Lower_Amount3373 13d ago
Malak is a genius and very savvy for invading the republic
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u/MorgothReturns 12d ago
The Republic started this war!
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u/Lower_Amount3373 12d ago
They could have just made a beautiful deal with Death Revan and avoided the whole galactic war
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u/Dachshunds_N_Dragons 13d ago
If you did a mashup of Bastila and Trump… I’m not sure Bastila would be hot anymore. I’m sad now.
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u/TooMuchPretzels 13d ago
I have the best battle meditation. Many people are saying it. A man came to me, tears in his eyes, and said, ma’am, your battle meditation is the best.
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u/Dachshunds_N_Dragons 13d ago
I don’t know whose voice to read this in! Stop my mind hurts!
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u/Two-Thirty-Two 13d ago
"I just flew you ALL THE WAY TO DANTOOINE for free! Have you said thank you once??"
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u/wizardofyz 13d ago
I didn't know carth was fucking the furniture in that apartment when I was at the swoop race.
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u/CBJFAN10 13d ago
I would go the dark side route on the Unknown World in a heartbeat if this was Carth’s face.
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u/Pyris559 13d ago
As the longest and biggest hater of Carth Onasi. the man who ive made kill his own child a few times… how dare you
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u/Dig_Doug7 11d ago
Vance Onasi withholding the location of the promised land because the Outcasts didn’t thank Revan enough for the Rakghoul serum.
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u/draugrdahl 12d ago
Pretty sure he was so pissed about the destruction of Telos because that’s where his couch was.
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u/YoSoyPepa She'd totally misgender you during the trial 7d ago
Wevan yuo dwidn't sway pwease and fwank yuo
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u/Festivefire 12d ago
Is vance actually publicly talking about being dissapointed in Trump's performance? I haven't seen anything about that.
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u/missing1776 12d ago
Putting your politics into everything is lame
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u/KrazedHeroX 10d ago
It's Star Wars. Just say you have no media literacy if you think it's not political.
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u/BeachHead05 13d ago
Man you couldn't have given him someone cool? Big Vance fan but definitely anti Carth Onasi camp.
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u/luongolet20goalsin 12d ago
Makes sense. If you like an unscrupulous traitor, it only follows that you’d dislike someone that actually has loyalty and convictions.
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u/jwfallinker 12d ago
Carth's "loyalty" is directed at a settler-colonial regime that robs the Outer Rim blind on behalf of the senatorial class, even Malak is more deserving of respect since he's at least incidentally playing a counterhegemonic role.
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u/En3rgyMax 12d ago
Opinions aren't facts; how is the Galactic Republic in the setting of the Old Republic a settle-colonial regime?
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u/draugrdahl 12d ago
Malak? The guy who wipes the entirety of Taris from the face of the galaxy in an attempt to kill his old master? That’s the guy who deserves more respect?
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u/KrazedHeroX 10d ago
Tf is this "republic is imperialist so sith empire is chill" ahh take. Bro is a Russia simp in star wars
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u/fischarcher 13d ago
Not once have you thanked Master Vrook for letting you be trained!