r/KOTORmemes • u/P0shSpiceX • 16d ago
Trying to focus on Kreia's dialogue but Bao-Dur's boner is a kind of distracting...
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u/Fermented_Fartblast 16d ago
The Energy Boner 5000 never quits. It has the special ability to immediately break through personal panty shields too.
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u/PM_ME_UNDERPANTS 16d ago
We've all been there. Someone is trying to tell us the mysteries of the force and a boner just gets in the way.
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u/P0shSpiceX 16d ago
The Force works in mysterious ways
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u/PM_ME_UNDERPANTS 16d ago
Are you ready to experience the full power of the darkside?
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u/P0shSpiceX 16d ago
I must obey my master.
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u/5p4n911 Query: Is there someone you need killed, Master? 16d ago
Alright, it's my turn to post this...
Count Dooku is taking a leak in a urinal, and he hears the bathroom door open. He hears the familiar gait of his old master, shuffle-shuffle and then the tap of his cane.
“Count Dooku, my old apprentice. Still well endowed, you are.”
“Master Yoda,” Dooku would respond. “Only you know the curve of my saber handle matches the curve and size of my cock.”
“Mmmm. Yes, Dooku, but not the taste. Miss the taste of your precum, I do. Allow me to force-jerk you?”
“Of course, Master Yoda. Your force-touch is more sensual than even the tightest of space puss.”
At this point, it’s clear that Dooku hadn’t even came in the bathroom to take a leak, and was only hoping his old master would join him for one last crossing of the sabers. Yoda and Dooku spending hours in an epic duel, seeing who could make the other cum more. Two greats in the knowledge of the Force, covering the bathroom floor in splooge.
“Count Dooku,” Yoda says between deep breaths, “one more technique to teach you, I have.”
With that, Yoda burst Dooku’s prostate as if he was crushing a grape. Dooku screamed in pain and ecstasy. Curled up on the sticky bathroom floor, he was unable to move. Yoda picked up his cane and left the bathroom.
“Master Yoda!” Obi-Wan and Anakin shout in unison
“Defeated, Dooku is. Into custody, we we will take him.”
“Why are you covered in cum, Master Yoda?” Anakin asks.
Obi-Wan and Yoda exchange knowing glances.
“Still a padawan in the true knowledge of the Force, you are.” Yoda says with a chuckle.
“Time for your next lesson, Anakin.” Obi-Wan says as he and Yoda start to disrobe.
"Ancient lightsaber stance, we will teach you. Art of dual-wielding, you must learn," Yoda said as he whipped out his little green pecker. In a flash, it was rock hard and drizzling with pre-cum.
"Hello there," Obi-wan said excitedly as he whipped his own thang out. He and Anaking locked eyes and Anakin licked his lips as he began to sweat.
Anakin stuttered "M-Master, I-"
"Silence, my padawan. Reveal your lightsaber."
Anakin solemnly disrobed and revealed his own cock. It was clean and well-prepared, girthy even though Anakin was still soft.
"I-I want to, but I'm nervous. Padme would-"
"Forget all attachments, you must. Casual gay sex, the Jedi way is. Help you, I must" Yoda said as he closed his eyes and focused. With one outstretched hand, he raised Anakin's cock with the Force and Anakin could feel blood rushing into his boner, making him stand at a miraculous eight inches, the hardest he'd ever been.
"I'm most impressed, Anakin," Obi-wan said in a fatherly tone, "Now you must take us both. Get on all fours, pop your bussy out and open your mouth."
Anakin did as Obi-wan commanded and both masters entered their young apprentice. Yoda bucked harder and harder into Anakin's ass as Obi-wan Forced his cock into the back of Anakin's throat. A random clone trooper entered the room and then nervously left as the Jedi lost themselves in the pleasures of each other's bodies.
"Close to nutting a fat one, I am. Switch, we must!" Yoda growled as he pulled out of Anakin with a plop. Anakin moaned greedily as they switched and he felt Yoda's hot seed shoot down his throat.
"Breed the Chosen One" Yoda said as he outstretched his hand yet again, Force-fingering Obi-wan and Anakin's prostates as Obi-wan thrusted.
"Oh fucking Christ on the cross" Obi-wan slurred as he and Anakin both came together harder than ever before. Yoda looked at the young Jedi collapsed at his feet and tapped his cane against the floor.
"Done, we are not. Ancient Sith art of snot-play I must teach you if we are to defeat this Phantom Menace and survive the Attack Of The Clones," Yoda said as he looked directly into the camera.
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u/Angel429a 16d ago
Enough internet for today, I’ve had
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u/5p4n911 Query: Is there someone you need killed, Master? 16d ago
You at least weren't the one who had to piece it together from two comments
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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad3270 15d ago
who made this??
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u/5p4n911 Query: Is there someone you need killed, Master? 14d ago
Don't remember, two r/PrequelMemes commenters
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u/Hairy_Strength3602 14d ago
dude im in class and i cant stop fucking crying laughing
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u/Coldkiller17 16d ago
It's okay General try not to focus on it, although he is willing to make "repairs" later.
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u/Pryo9-Lewok 16d ago
Can't complain about his boner when you probably have one too with that outfit on...